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Seirenes: Weba Sammy
DainnMoed: Also, ollo other person with the green hair whom'st is very smol.
RhaegaIRhaegaI : Just asking
DainnMoed: Welcome back.
RhaegaI: -.-
Jinxes: Well. I ruined the atmosphere in another room I was in because they asked what had happened.
Seirenes: Oof well if you wanna talk you can message me
Jinxes: Yes. I am rather smol, aren't I?
Jinxes: It's alright.
DainnMoed: Indeed, you are.
Jinxes: It's alright. I'll get bigger one day, maybe.
DainnMoed: Technically, you are a Smol-Greenbean currently.
DainnMoed: As is Snonk.
Seirenes: Ya
Seirenes: I'm smoll
Jinxes: It's alright, we're perfect size for being yeeted is all.
Seirenes: Z
Jinxes: Jesus. I've said alright more times than I have in my life.
DainnMoed: How far can you be properly Yeeted, however...
DainnMoed: -Adjusts his glasses.- Well, you are small enough to be held by the stomach similar to a football. So at maximum, probably a good 10-15 feet if they were properly trying.
Seirenes: I swear to God Einar if you throw me I will hit you
Seirenes: :P
DainnMoed: I promise not to THROW you.
DainnMoed: ;)
Seirenes: Or yeet me
Seirenes: Fucker
Jinxes: You left out the third option.
Seirenes: THIRD OPTION?
Asinis: yeet me instead
Jinxes: -Zips her lips.-
Jinxes: If you don't know the third option, I can not help you.
DainnMoed: Buit, Sam, its not fun when they ASK to be Yeeted to the moon.
Asinis: why will no one fullfil my death wish?
DainnMoed: Its more fun when its unexpected, like picking them up like an empty pop-can and slinging them sideways into on-coming traffic.
Seirenes: Cause we love you
DainnMoed: Ahhh... good times.
Seirenes: Einar
DainnMoed: I enjoy to watch you SUFFER!
DainnMoed: Yeees?
Seirenes: How many times have you done that exact example?
Jinxes: Because that wouldn't be homocide but rather suicide through a third party.
Jinxes: Murderers don't get off on that :/
Asinis: i cant wait for these hoodies to hit my shop
Jinxes: Just give a girly scream to cover up the squeal of excitement and you'll be good.
Seirenes: I want a see
DainnMoed: That exact Sample? -Reaches over to pick up Jink with his left hand, proceeding to YEET them behind his head, through a wall, and into oncoming traffic.-
DainnMoed: Never, why do you ask?
Jinxes: Jink c:
Asinis: the one im wearing
Asinis: theyre in review
Jinxes: You yeeted the wrong person.
Seirenes: Oof
Seirenes: I love it
Seirenes: I want
Seirenes: In blue
Seirenes: And green
Asinis: i did red and black
Seirenes: Black works
Asinis: and photoshop is pissing me off
Seirenes: How much?
Jinxes: -Used the opportunity of his mistake and proceeds to cover herself in gorilla glue to prevent being yeeted into traffic.-
Asinis: 631
Asinis: they both passed review now to wait for thm to hit my shop
Seirenes: Brb
Asinis: tyt
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Obscurite: I'm alive
Asinis: cool im dead
Obscurite: z
DainnMoed: No you aren't, Bee. Hush. GO back to soaking the Shambeardwow
RhaegaI: -_-
Asinis: ??
DainnMoed: Sorry? o - o
RhaegaI: Mhm
Obscurite: z
Obscurite: I literally fucking wheezed so hard
Obscurite: I had to screenshot that shit
Asinis: THE HOODIES ARE IN Y SHOP
Asinis: THEY HAVE HIT MY SHOP
RhaegaI: ?
Jinxes: Well, thank you for having me but I think I'm going to take my leave. My thoughts aren't in the greatest place tonight and I don't wish to bother anyone. Have a wonderful night/morning/day/evening. I rated the room and I'm sure I'll come back to visit sometime in the future. :)
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Seirenes: Sammy
Seirenes: Look what I bought
Asinis: YEEEEESSSSSSS
Seirenes: Love it
DainnMoed: Looks good!
Seirenes: Thank you
Seirenes: I should go to bed
Asinis: sleep well
Seirenes: Goodnight all love ya
RhaegaI: Nini
Asinis: im probably gonna keep lookin at clothes
RhaegaI: I'm still trying to calm my nerves before bed.
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Obscurite: saaaam
Asinis: yesssssss
xenorunt has joined the chat
Obscurite: ✥✥✥𝖂𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙 𝕶𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘✥✥✥ Welcome to The Crypt Market & Lounge! Please make yourself comfortable and state your status if you are seeking. Only The Crypt Keepers can be on the Coffin Thrones! Please join our Discord Server too to meet and greet with everyone~ https://discord.gg/vYaCB4f
xenorunt: Hello ~ i'm a multi-type submissive, passively seeking. c: i might join the server later. i get overwhelmed being in a lot of servers at once. orz
RhaegaI: Try being in 13 at once.
xenorunt: i'm only in seven and it's a little much for me. i might leave a few honestly. >>;
RhaegaI: I don't blame.
DainnMoed: Counting this one, I'm in three and kind of struggling.
xenorunt: A few of them aren't really active so i think i'll leave those.
RhaegaI: I'm in most of them becuase they are ran by people I know personally that care for me.
RhaegaI: Best friends if you will.
RhaegaI: So I won't leave them.
RhaegaI: z
Asinis  > Obscurite: explains why hes not in mine
xenorunt: Yeah, there's a couple i won't leave 'cause they're run by friends, but i muted them so i'm not constantly notified of new messages lmao since i'm not really active in them except popping in every so often.
DainnMoed: I tend to cycle through them, but I'll generally stay in ones if I know they'll return. If not, however, I will probably just leave 'em, they usually have my Discord if they need me.
xenorunt: Yeah, i just left a couple but if they need to reach me, they can dm me.
Obscurite: Also make yourself comfy, sorry. I was making an outfit for my room
Obscurite: z
xenorunt: No worries cx Thank you ~
Obscurite: brb
xenorunt: Take your time.
RhaegaI  Rubs at his face taking a deep breath.
xenorunt: You okay? :o
RhaegaI: I'm- yeah I'm fine.
RhaegaI: No worried.
RhaegaI: worries*
xenorunt: >.> i won't pry, but i'm a good listener if you need one ~
RhaegaI: Thanks, though I'm not very open with new comers.
xenorunt: Of course. ^^ People usually aren't. Just thought i'd offer. c:
RhaegaI: I know. Danke for that.
xenorunt: Bitte ~
RhaegaI: <0<
RhaegaI: Das gute.
RhaegaI: You know german.
xenorunt: Very little orz i know more Spanish but that's limited as well even though i took four years in high school xD i want to learn German, refresh my Spanish, and learn Korean as well. i love languages.
RhaegaI: I'm not fluient in it myself but I know some. Since I am partly German.
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Obscurite: Back
Obscurite: ✥✥✥𝖂𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝖙 𝕶𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘✥✥✥ Welcome to The Crypt Market & Lounge! Please make yourself comfortable and state your status if you are seeking. Only The Crypt Keepers can be on the Coffin Thrones! Please join our Discord Server too to meet and greet with everyone~ https://discord.gg/vYaCB4f
RhaegaI: Web
Zule: hello
xenorunt: i'm mostly Irish honestly. i'm a pale white boi thing. i just want to be able to speak to others in their languages rather than being the stupid American who only speaks English. @_@
Zule: whats wrong with being a stupid american who only speaks english
Zule: im one of those
Zule: z
xenorunt: xD
xenorunt: Just for myself, not others.
Obscurite: I know some Romanian
Obscurite: I think my favorite phrase right now is Da-mi fundul
Obscurite: Which is
Obscurite: Give me your ass
Zule: im learning apanese
Obscurite: z
xenorunt: xD
DainnMoed: Rg riff ykuri BITA!
Zule: japanese*
DainnMoed: Eg Riff ykuri bita!*
Obscurite: Whats theat mean
DainnMoed: "I'm going to tear you limb from limb"
DainnMoed: Its my favorite.
Obscurite: Hot
Zule: oof
Obscurite: Rip my arms out of my sockets
xenorunt: Oofs ;o
Zule: sO eDgEy
DainnMoed: Oh I will. ;}
Obscurite: Just break my bones and turn me into a table
Obscurite: I'm an edgelord
DainnMoed: I
Obscurite  wheeze
xenorunt: xD
Asinis: drain me of my blood and bath in it
Obscurite: someone screenshot that please
DainnMoed: I'll shatter those poor legs of yours and pull out the chunks with a pair of tweezers <3
Obscurite: "bath in it"
DainnMoed: No, Sam
Obscurite: Bathe in it?
DainnMoed: The tip is to hogtie you over the tub, and slice the throat
Obscurite: BATH IN IT
Obscurite: Z
Asinis: fuck spelling
DainnMoed: Letting me SHOWER
Zule: a bath is a reverse boat
DainnMoed: in your blood. <33
xenorunt: i'm more of an "amputate my arms and legs and turn me into a permanent pet, completely dependent on you".
Obscurite: Wait no
Asinis: JUST FUCKING KILL ME
Obscurite: Well hang ya upside down and poke holes in you so you turn into a shower
DainnMoed: -Slits her... shin open.-
DainnMoed: I refuse to kill you, Sam.
Obscurite: read that as "shits her open"
DainnMoed: Wathing you suffer is too much fun. ,3
xenorunt: xD
Asinis: youre weak
Zule: im over here like
DainnMoed: Why don't you do it yourself then, Sam?~
DainnMoed: -Places the knife in her hand.- Can't blame me for wanting to extend the suffering, can you?
Zule: ill just watch the breakfast club
Obscurite: "You can't even kill me right, hold on I'll show you how its done"
Asinis: deadass bee would bring me back just to kill me for doing that
Obscurite: z
Zule: you ever just
Zule: "cut your shin"
Obscurite: Some necromancer shit
Obscurite: Wait what
Obscurite: Who cuts their shin
Obscurite: I mean i have shaving i guess
Zule: dainn cut your shin
DainnMoed: Wanting to take my time and skin you alive. Slicing the flesh from your thigh to take a bite of the hanging bleeding flesh?
DainnMoed: <3
Obscurite: Turn me into jerky
DainnMoed: YESSSS
Obscurite: z
DainnMoed: EXACTLY!
DainnMoed: Where do you think I get my Jerky stores from?
Zule: TURN ME INTO JACK LINKS JERKY BABY MMMMM
Obscurite: turn me into franks red hot and put me on everything
DainnMoed: I'll turn you into an Oscar-Meyer stuffed hotdog...
DainnMoed: but I'll supply thre stuffing, okay?
Zule: ngl i thought you were a nun at first<
Obscurite: Wait me?
Zule: yeah
Obscurite: I mean i have a nun outfit
Obscurite: Hold up
Zule: the way your hood and hair is
Asinis: do what you want with my body just kill me first thats my only condition
DainnMoed: What about killing you, then immediately reviving you?
Asinis: no
DainnMoed: Such as removing all of the air from your lungs, then pushing it back in. making you breathe again.
DainnMoed: Yes, by your own law, that means I can do whatever I want... -Grins.-
Obscurite: Do you wanna confess your sins
Zule: yeah
Zule: uh
Obscurite: z
Asinis: thats not a nun thats a school girl
Obscurite: Eat my ass Sam
Obscurite: I'm doing the best i can
Zule: i accidently touch my penis earlier without my permission
Obscurite: I-
DainnMoed: Thats a schoolgirl, Bee.
Obscurite: z
Obscurite: Ya know what
Obscurite: Fuck you
DainnMoed: Do I need to teach you a Lesson, Bee? -Smacks the couch with a meter stick.-
DainnMoed: Don't worry, I can be your teacher.
Obscurite: Are you turning me into a puppet
Asinis: im fucking dying
DainnMoed: ....Yes?
RhaegaI  Grumbles under his breath.
Obscurite: My ass sharpens pencils, so you tryna sharpen that
Zule: white neck
Obscurite: MY TATTOO I SGLITCHING
Obscurite: Z
xenorunt: >.>
Asinis: sglitching
Asinis: ??
Obscurite: Glitching
Obscurite: You little shit
DainnMoed: Its okay, then, Bee
Zule: i sglitching
Zule: i's glitching
DainnMoed: If your ass sharpens pencils, i ts a good thing I only use heavy-duty pens.
xenorunt: Grumbly.
Obscurite: FOUND IT
Obscurite: Finally
RhaegaI: I have a reason to be.
Asinis: well if we are changing avis
Zule: i know something to top that<
Zule: have*
Zule: i have something to top all of your avis
xenorunt  pats in the air in his direction comfortingly?
Zule: because i am about to become a god
Zule: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
Asinis: i fucking knew it
Zule: *r3
Asinis: bee
Obscurite: I
Obscurite: What
Asinis: lets make sushi
Obscurite: I like sushi
Zule  bites lip
Obscurite: S TO P
Zule: LMAO
Zule: i taste pretty good
Obscurite: Hot damn Sam
Obscurite: Wait
Zule  bends over
DainnMoed: Mmn I'm about to cut me some fish ass
Zule: you can eat my sushi
Obscurite: That should be your new name
DainnMoed: and grill that shit
Obscurite: Who the fuck grills sushi
DainnMoed: I have before.
Zule: you microwave it
Obscurite  pukes
Asinis: a psychopath-
DainnMoed: And its not sushi until you add the rice and shit
Zule: for 20 minutes
DainnMoed: Otherwise, its just fish
Zule: until i explode
Obscurite: how long do you cook a turkey in the microwave
DainnMoed: Yes.
Zule: how long do you cook a baby
Zule: in the microwave
Asinis: im never eating sushi with those two
Obscurite: 9 months
Asinis: z
DainnMoed: You cook the baby until it stops screami-
DainnMoed: Oh, okay.
Obscurite: SCREENSHOT THAT PLEASE
Zule: kick
Zule: get kicked bish
Zule: flip
Asinis: WHICH PART
RhaegaI: I'm going to bed fuck this shit.
Asinis: sleep well
DainnMoed: Sleep well!
xenorunt: i hope you feel better!
Zule: happy nightmares
RhaegaI: Thank you,Xen. Though I wont be able to actually sleep. And night Sam.
xenorunt: Even if you just need time to yourself, i hope it refreshes you. c:
Zule  dies
Obscurite: Really?
RhaegaI: Night Bee.
Obscurite: ....Really?
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Obscurite: Why am I being punished for having a goodnight
Zule: o.o
Zule: did i miss something
Obscurite  Waves her hands
Obscurite: Nope
Obscurite: Keeping buisness to myself.
Zule: uh
Zule: alright
Zule: well
Zule: im gonna go
Obscurite: Welp.
Obscurite: Have fun lol
Zule: with what
Zule: o-o
Zule: BEING A FISH?
Zule: FUCK YEAH I WILL
Obscurite: I mean, sure lol
Asinis: z
Zule  headbangs
Zule: cya l8r broskies
Zule: keep surfin them tubes and smokin them sticks
xenorunt: Take care ~
DainnMoed: CEEYA!
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DainnMoed: -Consumes Bee with knife and fork.-
Asinis  licks bees cheek
Asinis: tastes like sweat
DainnMoed: -Leans in and sniffs her cheek, licking the OTHER cheek, and smacking his lips.- Needs spices.
Asinis  pulls out a suitcase full of seasonings and spices
DainnMoed: -Digs around in his pockets for his mandatory carry on case of Paprika and other stuff.-
DainnMoed: Shall we begin, Sister Sam?
Asinis: wheres my human sized pot
DainnMoed: -He'd blink and shift to push the ground down creating a nice human-sized bowl shape.- Will this work? o3o
Obscurite: Wait
Obscurite: what
Obscurite: Why am i being eaten
DainnMoed: Because you're delicious?
DainnMoed: And... we want to?
Obscurite: Also Xen, sorry but I don't really allow parking in my room.
Asinis: because im hungry bitch
xenorunt: i'm alive :o
DainnMoed: -Begins filling the bowl made with blood, and beef stew.-
DainnMoed: Climb in, Bee.
Obscurite: <.>
Obscurite: I will not
Obscurite: Be made into stew
DainnMoed: No no no
xenorunt: i like this room.
DainnMoed: Beeee
Obscurite: I'm more of a creamy reduction
DainnMoed: Its just a uh...
DainnMoed: ....Bath?
Obscurite: BATH ME
Obscurite: Z
DainnMoed: >_> -Picks her up and carries her into the large bathtub sized bowl of stew.-
Asinis: damn it woman let me eat
DainnMoed: If you insist, Bee, I will bathe you.
Obscurite: I DONT WANT TO BE A SNACK
Obscurite: IM A FIVE COURSE MEAL WITH BOTTLE SERVICE
DainnMoed: Why do you think we're making this such a big deal?~ You're going to solve world-hunger, single-handedly.
Asinis: AND IM FUCKING HUNGRY SO GET IN THE POT
DainnMoed: We'll make sure you're nice and proper, a classy meal. With all the 10 different kinds of silverwa- GET IN THE FUCKING PUT NOW, BEE!
DainnMoed: OR I WILL RUB MY BEE-HONEY SOAKED BEARD IN YOUR FACE!
xenorunt: @.@
Obscurite: I DONT
Obscurite: HNNNG
Obscurite: i smell garlic
Obscurite: and waffles in my house
Obscurite: I'm the only one awake
xenorunt: i want garlic bread.
Asinis: thats an interestint smell combo
DainnMoed: ...Can we make Bee INTO garlic bread?
Obscurite: Dainn you're allowed to sit next to me and Sam
Obscurite: OOOO can i be cheesy garlic bread
DainnMoed: o3o Yes, you can
Asinis  picks bee up and puts her in the pot
DainnMoed: And, thank you.
Obscurite: Can i at least get a bath bomb
Obscurite: or bubbles to play with
xenorunt: i think i'm hungry but i'm not sure. i only ate two cheese bagels yesterday..
DainnMoed: Of course you do.
DainnMoed: Edible Bubbles and a nice Spice-Bomb
Obscurite: holy shit its 6am
DainnMoed: -Slides over to dip his arm into the blood and stock mixture, checking le temperature, before sliding her into the bath. dumping a giant ass spice-bath-bomb the size of his head, and a whole fuckton of edible bubble mixture.-
DainnMoed: Yeep
Asinis: sleep
Asinis: ?
Obscurite: never
Obscurite: i'll sleep when i'm tire
Obscurite: d
Obscurite: fuck
Obscurite: I'm too upset to sleep tbh lol
Asinis: ill sleep when ive had a good fuck
Obscurite: Mood
DainnMoed: So does this mean you won't be sleeping for another good while?
Obscurite: Is that a stab at me not getting laid
Obscurite: Because you right
xenorunt: xD
Asinis: i dont think either of us have gotten much sleep this week
Obscurite: ^
Obscurite: I'm also unemployed again so lol.
Obscurite: All i do is sleep, eat, clean, and get on my laptop
DainnMoed: I mean, I'd help! But yes, it is a jab at you, Bee. A very nice gentle jab.
Obscurite: Next time jab me with a hot poker
DainnMoed: -Jabs her in the middle of her plush thigh with the Branding stick, nice and white hot.-
Obscurite  moans in Romanian
Asinis: i havent had sex since may 12th and i only know that because my triston went back for training the 14th and spent the 13th getting ready
Obscurite: I uhh
Obscurite: It's been awhile
Obscurite: For me
DainnMoed: It has beeeeeeeeeeennn....
Obscurite: "It's been 84 years.."
Asinis: z
xenorunt: It's been forever for me, literally.
DainnMoed: -Counts on his fingers, then looks at the nonexistent watch on his wrist, reaching over to grab Bees brain to start counting brain cells.-
DainnMoed: A while.
Obscurite: z
DainnMoed: -Picks up le Bee by the underside of the shoulders, into the air.-
Obscurite: Sam
Obscurite: Look at your fucking Dm's
Obscurite: x.x
Asinis: i did
Obscurite: I need a cig
Obscurite: brb
xenorunt: Tyt ~
DainnMoed: Take thine time.