next person game

Agnishom: The next person will help me to figure out an off-topic quote?

bobbym: What is the quote and who said it?

The next knows.

Agnishom: I only know the quote.

The next person wouldn't mind explaining.

bobbym: Okay, but I need the quote.

The next has it.

Agnishom:

    **If a women is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.**

The next person will laugh because for a normal person it has got some humor which I do not understand

bobbym: Throw chocolate? When people growl at me I growl right back.

The next says...

Agnishom: The next person will tell me where the humor is and if chocolate has a different meaning or a poetic value?

bobbym: I wish I could find any humor in it.

    **Agnishom wrote:The next person will laugh because for a normal person it has got some humor which I do not understand**

Nope, I think it is a quote by a baboon. You are perfectly normal.

Agnishom: Women tend to agree with it but they find it funny too.

The next person can tell what the second line of the quote actually means.

bobbym: Beats me. I guess girls are supposed to like chocolate...

Agnishom:  Is it a truth or a stereotype? Do boys really like chocolate less?

bobbym: I think it is a stereotype. Lots of people like chocolate. The quote is trying to suggest that women are some kind of ferocious beast that can only be satisfied by chocolate hurling and running away. Most girls show their disapproval by pouting.

Agnishom: Hmm... the quote is (perhaps) a funny way to tell it.

The next person knows Jannel Parish

bobbym: Perhaps, it is not even a good quote. Because you do not get it as they say does not me they are right and you are wrong.

Yes I know of her, what about her?

Agnishom: She is acting for Pretty Little Liars. Nothing else. A girl found this quote from her instagram wall and shared it with me.

So, I asked her what the chocolate was and she said that she had no clue how she could explain it to me. I told her that I would ask bobbym. She said that it is not preffered because he's like me and then adviced to ask gurudev about it

bobbym:

    **Agnishom wrote:I told her that I would ask bobbym. She said that it is not preffered because he's like me and then adviced to ask gurudev about it**

Hohohohohoohahahahahh! Gals think they know all about bobbym. Boy they are conceited and wrong too. I am flattered that she thinks I am like you. Who is this gurudev fellow?

I think he has gone to sleep, I will see you tomorrow and have a good night.

Agnishom: She meant it in the sense that you'd not be able to explain it to me. I believe she was correct.

Gurudev is a respectful way to call a Guru or a Teacher.

When I realise that I've a lot to learn from someone, I include them in my list of gurudevs. Normally, I mean Nky by it. That is what she meant too.

A short subset of my Gurudev List:
*me
*dad
*Alokananda
*Wrecked Joker (This is the nick name for the one who drew my avatar)
*Nky
*bobbym
*Srija                (This girl)
*A couple of guys who tries to explain me a lot of quantam mechanics
*grandfather
*mom
*the computer
*internet and books
*mathematics and logic

And ya, ofcourse in some sense, everyone is fit to be a Gurudev

Agnishom:     Agnishom wrote:

    Women tend to agree with it but they find it funny too.

I'm sorry I mean't they do not agree with it.

Source: Women on yahoo answers.

bobbym:

    **She meant it in the sense that you'd not be able to explain it to me. I believe she was correct.**

I think on this point you are incorrect. I have explained it to you, there is nothing deep in that quote.

I mean no disrespect because she is your friend but unless she has known me, hung with me, loved me and been my friend she has no clue as to how I would respond to any question. Moreover, she might for a bit consider, that I might be right.

If you truly have a list like that you are a very superior person. I would say that you should stop second guessing yourself.

By the way Women on Yahoo? Kaboobly doo! Men on Yahoo? Kaboobly doo!

Agnishom:

    **I have explained it to you, there is nothing deep in that quote.**

Yes. But I am not especially convinced with the explanation.

What is second guessing?

anonymnistefy: I agree with bobbym. There is no implicit and hidden meaning to that quote. It's appeared on 9gag as well.

And shame on the two of you, not using the required format for the thread! smile

The next person will answer.