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- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
- As of 9:52 am CDT
- Today
- Day
- 97°
- 2%
- SE 10 mph
- Plenty of sunshine. High 97F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 48%
- UV Index
- Extreme
- Sunrise
- 6:55 am
- Sunset
- 8:15 pm
- Night
- 72°
- 8%
- SE 12 mph
- Mostly clear. Low 72F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 76%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 9:21 pm
- Moonset
- 8:09 am
- Waning Gibbous
- Mon 11
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
- /73°
- 9%
- SE 7 mph
- Tue 12
- Mostly Sunny
- 97°
- /75°
- 8%
- SE 7 mph
- Wed 13
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
- /75°
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- S 6 mph
- Thu 14
- Mostly Sunny
- 97°
- /76°
- 11%
- S 11 mph
- Fri 15
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /77°
- 24%
- SSE 13 mph
- Sat 16
- Partly Cloudy
- 97°
- /75°
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
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- /75°
- 8%
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- /75°
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- E 8 mph
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- 24%
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- The Simpsons
- Once one of the lulziest shows ever to lulz the lulz on television, it's now considered an old meme and generally shitty. True hXc fans claim the quality dropped off after the ninth season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on Futurama, leaving The Simpsons at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.
- The Simpsons was created by Russian descendent and Communist Matt Groening for The Tracy Ullman Show back in late 1980s, after turning down a chance to animate his shitty Life in Hell when it became apparent that he would lose all rights to "[his] life's work" if he took the deal. So he decided to create a new property that satirized the Midwestern middle class family: mom, dad, three kids, dog and cat stereotype we've all seen for years. Despite only being a minute long, The Simpsons was soon spun-off after The Tracy Ullman Show was canceled for sucking. The Simpsons would then go on to the FOX network which at the time was the channel you still needed to put foil flags on your TV antenna to watch.
- A little known fact, however, is that Matt Groening actually built a time machine and traveled at least 100 years into the future. There, he saw a rerun of the smash animated series Family Guy, which means that it's The Simpsons that stole the idea, instead of the other way around.
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- Celeste is a 2018 platform game developed and published by the indie studio Maddy Makes Games. The player controls Madeline, a young woman with anxiety and depression who aims to climb Celeste Mountain. During her climb, she encounters several characters, including Badeline, a personification of her self-doubt who attempts to stop her from climbing the mountain. Development of Celeste began in August 2015, when game developers Maddy Thorson and Noel Berry participated in a game jam, where they created Celeste for the PICO-8. It was released as a full game on January 25, 2018, for Linux, macOS, the Nintendo Switch, the PlayStation 4, and Windows, before being released on the Xbox One the following day, and on Google Stadia in July 2020. This cover art for Celeste depicts, from left to right, the characters Badeline, Oshiro, Madeline, Granny, and Theo.
- Cover art credit: Maddy Makes Games
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