WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES

Twas a silly time.

Jul 18th, 2015
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  1. Revark_Fritan stares intensely at the ground.
  2. <AlexThresh> "tell ws who yow like the look of"
  3. <Horkos_Mement> *WHY IS THERE A STAPLE IN MY HEAD can also be heard in the distance.*
  4. <Vorpas_Jabwak> *then only muffled screams*
  5. <Vorpas_Jabwak> *and large metallic sounds*
  6. <Orea_Luanda> :? Isn't that a trooph :?
  7. * Revark_Fritan is becoming increasingly interested in the ground.
  8. <Orea_Luanda> C'mon revark :!
  9. <Horkos_Mement> *and finally, the last scream...*
  10. <Horkos_Mement> *WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE*
  11. <Vorpas_Jabwak> *chomp*
  12. * Orea_Luanda bounces over to revark and cuddles him
  13. * Revark_Fritan is fascinated by the ground.
  14. <AlexThresh> She hums. "I DARe yow to show ws who yow like."
  15. <Orea_Luanda> What's your dare piirst :?
  16. * Revark_Fritan doesn't notice Orea.
  17. <Orea_Luanda> What do you mean by that ;)
  18. <AlexThresh> "Who rwmbles your bwldge, gill."
  19. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <lol>
  20. <Orea_Luanda> That's definitely a truth ;)
  21. <Orea_Luanda> But fiine ;)
  22. <Orea_Luanda> Err, out of everyone here :?
  23. <AlexThresh> She shrugs. "Swre."
  24. * Vorpas_Jabwak returns to the campfire
  25. <Orea_Luanda> Well, revark over you piirst... Sorry ;)
  26. <Horkos_Mement> *Apparently yes, the world's last limeblood has died.* *Also, we're back to your regularly scheduled programming, Messed Up Shiz.*
  27. <AlexThresh> "S'cool"
  28. * Revark_Fritan doesn't hear her.
  29. * Orea_Luanda cuddles revark harder
  30. <Orea_Luanda> He is cuuute :p
  31. * Revark_Fritan snaps out of it.
  32. * Vorpas_Jabwak refuses to notice the severed head in the sylladex floating above him
  33. <Revark_Fritan> *oh ah*
  34. <AlexThresh> Piirst gets a good look at Revark
  35. <Revark_Fritan> *AHH
  36. <Revark_Fritan> *WHAT ARE YOU DOING UHHHHH*
  37. <Horkos_Mement> *and the captchalogue card begins to drip with lime blood.*
  38. * Orea_Luanda puts her finger on revark's lips
  39. <Orea_Luanda> Shhhhh ;)
  40. <Revark_Fritan> *I MEAN IM NOT SAYING IM OPPOSED BUT- *
  41. <Orea_Luanda> I daare yoooou, to kiiiiisss mee ;)
  42. <Revark_Fritan> *UM ER UH*
  43. <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Oh dayum"
  44. * Revark_Fritan is frozen.
  45. * Orea_Luanda looks at revark's eyes
  46. <Orea_Luanda> C'mon ;)
  47. * Revark_Fritan is silent except for the stammers.
  48. * Orea_Luanda leans in to revark, noses touching
  49. <AlexThresh> "Wow such a squid." She shakes her head and sits down.
  50. <Revark_Fritan> *uhuhuhuhuh*
  51. <Orea_Luanda> What are you waiting for ;?
  52. <Horkos_Mement> *Horkos would shake his head but he appears to be lacking it, eh?*
  53. <Revark_Fritan> *iiiii*
  54. <Revark_Fritan> *iii dont*
  55. <Revark_Fritan> *iii dooonnntt w*
  56. <Revark_Fritan> *iiii doonnnnttt wannttt t*
  57. <Orea_Luanda> You don't want my lips? What about some thing else ;?
  58. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :o
  59. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :D
  60. <Orea_Luanda> I'll leave it up to you
  61. <Revark_Fritan> *8|*
  62. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  63. * Orea_Luanda keeps her hands wrapped around revark
  64. * Revark_Fritan has gone cationic.
  65. <AlexThresh> "Is he even into you?" She chuckles and notices the dripping. "Keep yer chwm to yowself."
  66. <Orea_Luanda> Offf course hes into mee ;)
  67. * Revark_Fritan 's life flashes before his eyes.
  68. <Orea_Luanda> Iiiim waiting ;)
  69. <Revark_Fritan> *orrrea i*
  70. <Revark_Fritan> *iii*
  71. * Orea_Luanda nods
  72. <Revark_Fritan> *iim*
  73. <Revark_Fritan> *sorry*
  74. <Orea_Luanda> Stop being such a pussy ;!
  75. <Revark_Fritan> *i just*
  76. <Orea_Luanda> I dared youu ;)
  77. <Vorpas_Jabwak> Heh
  78. <Revark_Fritan> *i just*
  79. <Revark_Fritan> Deep inside Revark, purple blood stirs.
  80. <Revark_Fritan> *gah!*
  81. <Revark_Fritan> *ohh*
  82. <Revark_Fritan> *fuck it*
  83. * Revark_Fritan glomps on Orea.
  84. <AlexThresh> Piirst woo's
  85. * Orea_Luanda falls over with revark, glomping back ;)
  86. * Revark_Fritan , for the first time in ever, feels fine.
  87. * Vorpas_Jabwak watches on
  88. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  89. * Orea_Luanda continues snogging, rolling around with revark
  90. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  91. * Revark_Fritan does that thing. The one with the snogging and rolling around.
  92. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  93. <AlexThresh> Piirst takes a patient drink and waits for them to finish
  94. * Orea_Luanda is totally going for like, a good half hour.
  95. <Horkos_Mement> *but yeah so what now i'm kinda...*
  96. <Horkos_Mement> *ded*
  97. <AlexThresh> Piirst thinks Horkos should haunt Vorpas.
  98. <Revark_Fritan> ((You're a ghost now.))
  99. <Revark_Fritan> ((
  100. <Revark_Fritan> ((what piirst said))
  101. <Orea_Luanda> (Ghost?)
  102. <Horkos_Mement> *YES.*
  103. <Horkos_Mement> (maybe a sprite)
  104. <Horkos_Mement> (or just a possessed tv remote or somethin)
  105. * Vorpas_Jabwak ignores the ghost as he has all the others
  106. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  107. * Orea_Luanda gets sleepy and just keeps macking on revark
  108. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <looks into those soulless smiley eyes>
  109. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <you will see no trollmanity there>
  110. * Revark_Fritan does hugs Orea close.
  111. <AlexThresh> "Sea, now i gotta break yow two wp, becawse she is intoxicated and yow're not."
  112. <Horkos_Mement> *the fire becomes more intense*
  113. * Orea_Luanda hugs revark closer
  114. <Revark_Fritan> *come on piirst*
  115. * Vorpas_Jabwak jumps on Piirst, in what looks like revark and Oreas situation
  116. <Orea_Luanda> Nooooooo we loove each other ;(
  117. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  118. <Revark_Fritan> *GOD WHAT THE FUCK VORPAS*
  119. <Revark_Fritan> *GET THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND MAKE A COLLAGE WITH YOUR ORGANS*
  120. <AlexThresh> Piirst puts out her foot against Vorpas and proceeds to punch him. "Fwck off, I have a matesprit."
  121. * Orea_Luanda cuddles revark more on the ground, lying on him
  122. <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Y aynt no matespryte."
  123. <Horkos_Mement> *YES PLEASE REVARK*
  124. <Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
  125. <Horkos_Mement> *DO AS YOU SAID*
  126. <Horkos_Mement> *THE ASTERISKS COMMAND THEE*
  127. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <stfu asterisks>
  128. * Revark_Fritan feels a rage stirring up.
  129. <AlexThresh> Piirst draws a lazor and points up at his guts.
  130. <Vorpas_Jabwak> "Just for tonight Pyyrst?" :)
  131. * Revark_Fritan gets up from the floor.
  132. <Revark_Fritan> *vorpas*
  133. * Revark_Fritan takes out his spear.
  134. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <damnit I need dice in here>
  135. <Vorpas_Jabwak> <il rolle myself>
  136. <Orea_Luanda> Nooo coome back to bed honey ;)
  137. <Revark_Fritan> *just need to do this orea*
  138. * Vorpas_Jabwak has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  139. <Revark_Fritan> ((or not))
  140. <Horkos_Mement> *YOU CANT ESCAPE THE ASTERISK MILES*
  141. <Orea_Luanda> Wee can go further if I'm not satisfying yoooou ;)
  142. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  143. * Revark_Fritan returns to Orea.
  144. * Orea_Luanda closes her eyes and lies on the ground, open for revark
  145. <AlexThresh> Piirst kicks him off into the water?
  146. <Orea_Luanda> Mmhm honeh ;)
  147. * Revark_Fritan kisses Orea.
  148. <Revark_Fritan> ((Can we not rp this extensively?))
  149. <Horkos_Mement> *VORPAS*
  150. <Horkos_Mement> *DROP MY HEAD*
  151. <Horkos_Mement> *THE ASTERISKS COMMAND YOU*
  152. * Orea_Luanda lies still
  153. <Revark_Fritan> ((He can't hear you honey.))
  154. <AlexThresh> She puts her pistol away and looks at the two of them and then to Revark and Orea. "Y'know I still can't let ya net her. Maybe when she's sober."
  155. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  156. <Horkos_Mement> *the captchalogue card begins to shake*
  157. <Revark_Fritan> *but i want it*
  158. <Horkos_Mement> *the one containing the head that belongs to horkos*
  159. <Horkos_Mement> *who knows how many heads there are in there*
  160. <AlexThresh> "Then wait til morning sailor when she can say yes"
  161. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  162. * Revark_Fritan sits back in his spot, somewhat put down.
  163. <AlexThresh> "Yow can kiss her." She laughed.
  164. * Orea_Luanda continues lieing, eyes closed
  165. <Orea_Luanda> *lying
  166. * Revark_Fritan stops feeling his purple blood rage.
  167. <AlexThresh> "She might even be asleep."
  168. * kaiserA ([email protected]) has joined
  169. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  170. <Revark_Fritan> *can we just*
  171. <Revark_Fritan> *get on with the game?*
  172. <AlexThresh> She gestures to him. "Yow twrn"
  173. * Orea_Luanda snores loudly
  174. <Revark_Fritan> *to say the dare or just be dared?*
  175. <AlexThresh> "To ask me trwth or dare"
  176. <Revark_Fritan> *oh uh*
  177. <Revark_Fritan> *yeah*
  178. <Revark_Fritan> *truth or dare?*
  179. <AlexThresh> "Dare, always."
  180. <Revark_Fritan> *alright*
  181. <Revark_Fritan> *um*
  182. <Horkos_Mement> *This is really eventful ya know.*
  183. <Horkos_Mement> *being ded and such*
  184. <Revark_Fritan> *go wake up orea?*
  185. <AlexThresh> Piirst is not a life or doom player so she doesn't hear Horkos :(
  186. <Orea_Luanda> (Who said you were double dead ;) )
  187. <AlexThresh> She grins a sharkie toothed smile. "Any means?"
  188. <Horkos_Mement> *if only there was a way for my head to get out of the card.*
  189. <Revark_Fritan> *i really dont like what youre implying*
  190. <Revark_Fritan> *but yes i guess*
  191. <AlexThresh> Already she crawls over to Orea and..... She...... Grabs her by the nipples and twists them.
  192. <Revark_Fritan> *wow*
  193. <Revark_Fritan> *really*
  194. <Revark_Fritan> *right after calling me out for consent and everything*
  195. <Horkos_Mement> *okay nvm my head can stay in this card a bit longer nvm nvm*
  196. <AlexThresh> "Sex totally is different"
  197. <Revark_Fritan> **
  198. * Orea_Luanda screams
  199. <Orea_Luanda> Holy fuck :!
  200. * Revark_Fritan flinches.
  201. <AlexThresh> She sits back and points to Revark.
  202. <AlexThresh> As if he did it
  203. <Orea_Luanda> Waii would you do that :?
  204. <Revark_Fritan> *what no it was piirst!*
  205. <AlexThresh> "What else are those things for."
  206. <Orea_Luanda> I know it's you pissed.
  207. <Revark_Fritan> *i wouldnt!*
  208. <Orea_Luanda> Idkk :p
  209. <AlexThresh> "Pissed. Wow. I'll forgive yow for that one"
  210. <Horkos_Mement> *jokes.*
  211. * Orea_Luanda rolls over and throws up towards the sea
  212. <Revark_Fritan> *gah*
  213. <AlexThresh> Piirst goes over to the murderer and checks out his gear. Oh. Hey. Horkos' head. She takes it out and balances it in her hand. "Man, swch a waste."
  214. <Revark_Fritan> *maybe you should lay of the beer?*
  215. <Revark_Fritan> *oh*
  216. <Horkos_Mement> *do it*
  217. <Revark_Fritan> *oh no*
  218. <Horkos_Mement> *kiss the head*
  219. <Revark_Fritan> *oh no no*
  220. <Horkos_Mement> *just dO IT*
  221. <Horkos_Mement> *that was a double joke.*
  222. <Revark_Fritan> *oh no no no*
  223. <Horkos_Mement> *cause...*
  224. <Horkos_Mement> *get it*
  225. <AlexThresh> "Ain't we gotta kiss em so they wake up?"
  226. <Horkos_Mement> *yeah*
  227. <Horkos_Mement> *but get it*
  228. <Revark_Fritan> *what?*
  229. <Revark_Fritan> *piirst*
  230. <AlexThresh> "What"
  231. <Revark_Fritan> *do you hear anything?*
  232. <AlexThresh> "No"
  233. <Horkos_Mement> *like actual cannibal shia labeouf*
  234. <Orea_Luanda> Maan, ist truth or dare
  235. <Orea_Luanda> You gotta
  236. <Horkos_Mement> *jokes..*
  237. <Orea_Luanda> :ppp
  238. <AlexThresh> "Okay." She throws the head to Revark. "I dare yow to kiss him."
  239. <AlexThresh> "Oh. Wait. Forgot trwth or dare.."
  240. <Horkos_Mement> *kISS THE HEAD*
  241. <Revark_Fritan> *:|*
  242. * kaiserA is now known as Frederick
  243. <Revark_Fritan> *why do i always have do the crap things*
  244. <Horkos_Mement> *DO ITT*
  245. * Revark_Fritan looks deep into the eyes.
  246. <Orea_Luanda> By the way, what happened :?
  247. * Frederick wakes up and fires a shot to the sky "SANTA MADRE CATALINA"
  248. * Revark_Fritan slowly moves the head towards him.
  249. <Orea_Luanda> HOLY FUCK :!
  250. <AlexThresh> "Murder fish asshole killed him I think."
  251. <Horkos_Mement> *DOOO ITTTTTTTTT*
  252. <Frederick> WHAT'S HAPPENING
  253. <AlexThresh> Once-again-naked Piirst looks at Frederick.
  254. <Orea_Luanda> no, I mean like... Why am I half naked :?
  255. <Orea_Luanda> And here :?
  256. * Revark_Fritan pecks the head on its check, then immediately drops it.
  257. <Frederick> AAAERRGG
  258. <Horkos_Mement> *KISSSS THE HEAAAAADDDDDDD*
  259. <Revark_Fritan> *there*
  260. <Horkos_Mement> *OH DANG IT*
  261. * Frederick triggers the gun several times
  262. <Horkos_Mement> *THAT WONT WORK DANG*
  263. <Revark_Fritan> *wait orea*
  264. <Revark_Fritan> *you blacked out?*
  265. <AlexThresh> "Oh yow decided if you were drwnk yow didn't mind. Also yow made owt with Revark and I stopped yow from having sex."
  266. <Orea_Luanda> Huh :? I guess :?
  267. <Frederick> Oh god io necessitare a drink
  268. <Horkos_Mement> *well im still ded hot dang*
  269. <Orea_Luanda> I guess I was right about not minding... Hehe :p
  270. <Orea_Luanda> Wait.
  271. <Orea_Luanda> What :?
  272. <Revark_Fritan> *um*
  273. * Orea_Luanda blushes very heavily
  274. <Revark_Fritan> *its nothing really! lets get back to the game!*
  275. <Horkos_Mement> *political problem*
  276. <AlexThresh> Piirst takes a look at Frederick. She can't recall what he looks like.
  277. * Frederick switched to comb move and combs his hair
  278. <Orea_Luanda> ... What happened exactly :?
  279. <Horkos_Mement> *ah well at least its better than bein stuck in that stuffy box*
  280. * Orea_Luanda gets up looking at revark
  281. <Revark_Fritan> *nothing of interest lets move along haha so much fun*
  282. <Orea_Luanda> WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO :?
  283. <Horkos_Mement> *well still ded here*
  284. <Revark_Fritan> *we just kissed! we just kissed and hugged!*
  285. <AlexThresh> "Wow, gill. Not so lowd." She shook her head.
  286. <Revark_Fritan> *i swear! nothing else!*
  287. <Horkos_Mement> *revark*
  288. <Orea_Luanda> JUST FUCKING KISSES AND HUGS :?! THAT HAD BETTER FUCKING BE IT :!
  289. <Frederick> Want a shell?
  290. <Revark_Fritan> *piirst twisted your tits?*
  291. <AlexThresh> "Then I pinched yowr rwmbleglobes." She informed with a nod. "Nothing else."
  292. <Frederick> I got polls
  293. <AlexThresh> "Wow. Revark. Vwlgar."
  294. <Orea_Luanda> I'M NOT FUCKING GOING TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING GRUB :!
  295. <Revark_Fritan> *w-what?*
  296. <Horkos_Mement> *well i'm still ded*
  297. <Horkos_Mement> *u gotta kiss the head*
  298. <Horkos_Mement> *u gotta jusT DO IT*
  299. <AlexThresh> Piirst takes the head from Revark since he's a pansy and kisses Horkos' head on the lips and then throws it away with a kick.
  300. <AlexThresh> Splosh
  301. <Frederick> Hey, why is there a body and why I didn't do it!
  302. <AlexThresh> "Moving on!"
  303. <AlexThresh> (no body)
  304. * Orea_Luanda runs into the south trailer
  305. <Horkos_Mement> *magics as im finally not ded*
  306. <Horkos_Mement> "Hi."
  307. <AlexThresh> Piirst checks out his pajamas. "Sup"
  308. <Horkos_Mement> "Weell thaat waas... iinteereestiing?"
  309. <AlexThresh> "Don't lie."
  310. * Revark_Fritan is just sitting.
  311. <Frederick> I need to calm down a bit, going to the lake
  312. <Frederick> Anyone coming?
  313. <AlexThresh> "Swre."
  314. * Frederick walks to the shore
  315. <Revark_Fritan> *ill come*
  316. <Revark_Fritan> *nothing else here*
  317. <Horkos_Mement> "AAt leeaast II'm noot iin aa caaptchaalooguuee caard."
  318. * Revark_Fritan follows Frederick.
  319. <AlexThresh> Piirst wears the swimsuit, then it's quickly eaten by her ring. Discarding Orea's clothes to flutter to the floor. She then heads to the water.
  320. <Frederick> Welp
  321. * Orea_Luanda has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  322. * AnionCation ([email protected]) has joined
  323. <Frederick> Hey, who did that show down there?
  324. <AnionCation> (Fuck, internet)
  325. <AlexThresh> (wb)
  326. <AlexThresh> "Show?"
  327. <Enigma> (everything went to shit)
  328. <Frederick> (And you complain?)
  329. * Enigma is now known as Daemus
  330. <Frederick> The cadaver
  331. <AlexThresh> "Oh that was mwrderer asshole who I knocked owt for trying to fwck me."
  332. <Frederick> Ouch
  333. <Frederick> Wanna throw him into the waste?
  334. <Horkos_Mement> "Muurdeereer? Yoouu meeaan Vorpas?"
  335. <Frederick> I would use cement to dispose but I got none
  336. <AlexThresh> "Swre."
  337. <AlexThresh> Piirst grabs his ankles.
  338. <AlexThresh> "Yow can have the bitey end"
  339. <Frederick> I'll take care of the logistics
  340. <Revark_Fritan> *guys*
  341. <Revark_Fritan> *do you think this*
  342. * Frederick grabs the camera
  343. <Revark_Fritan> *that well*
  344. <Revark_Fritan> *that this is the right thing to do?*
  345. <Frederick> OK, we are all ready?
  346. <AlexThresh> She just drags him she guesses?
  347. <Revark_Fritan> *guys?*
  348. <AlexThresh> "well he did mwrder some bwoy."
  349. <Revark_Fritan> *well yes but*
  350. <Horkos_Mement> "IIf yoouu'ree taalkiing aaboouut Vorpas, theen yees."
  351. <Frederick> To the trash triturating machine!
  352. <Revark_Fritan> *but*
  353. <Horkos_Mement> "AAnd aalsoo thaat 'bwoy' iis mee."
  354. <Revark_Fritan> *but we cant just kill him*
  355. <AlexThresh> Piirst puts him in the recycling bin for the garbage truck to get later. And dusts her hands of it. "now swimming."
  356. <AlexThresh> Lowest effort murder ever.
  357. * Frederick begins to play "walking on sunshine"
  358. * Revark_Fritan stares at the body.
  359. <Horkos_Mement> "EEh, iif soomeeoonee fiinds thee heeaad..."
  360. * Frederick falls into comatose... Again
  361. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  362. <Horkos_Mement> "OOh, aand noow Frederick's oouut..."
  363. <AlexThresh> Piirst goes with a jump into the shoreline water
  364. * Revark_Fritan sits down at the edge of the water.
  365. * AnionCation walks out of the caravan, looking sober..er, and wipes vomit from her mouth
  366. * AnionCation is now known as Orea_Luanda
  367. <AlexThresh> Piirst is floating on her back and swimming like she belongs in the water.
  368. <Orea_Luanda> Well, err, i'm going to be honest I can't be fucked to find a shirt hehe :p
  369. <AlexThresh> "Yew lie. There's shirts in the caravan"
  370. * Revark_Fritan can't look at Orea.
  371. <Orea_Luanda> Yeah........ Go look for yourself :p
  372. <AlexThresh> "Also i dropped yowr clothes i originally stole next to the fire."
  373. <AlexThresh> Piirst is never wrong.
  374. <Orea_Luanda> But at this point I don't think anyone is caring about nudity.
  375. <Orea_Luanda> Oh, you did :?
  376. <AlexThresh> "I know i don't give a flip!"
  377. <Orea_Luanda> Yeah, I'll just put those on then :)
  378. * Orea_Luanda does so
  379. <Orea_Luanda> I thought your ring just destroyed them though :?
  380. * Orea_Luanda heads to the shoreline
  381. <AlexThresh> "Nope. Gives me the benefit of the clothes as if i wore them."
  382. <Horkos_Mement> "Eh, II'm juust glaad II'm noot iin aa reemootee fooreest and/or caaptchaalooguuee caard."
  383. <Orea_Luanda> Huh. O.o
  384. * Revark_Fritan stares at the horizon.
  385. <Orea_Luanda> Oh, you are alive again :!
  386. <Orea_Luanda> *cough* ehrm.. Revark :|
  387. <Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah, yoouu haave Piirst too thaank foor thaat!"
  388. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  389. <Revark_Fritan> *hey orea*
  390. <Orea_Luanda> What exactly happened... Between us... :|
  391. <AlexThresh> "Hey dead guy..!" She calls.
  392. <Revark_Fritan> *you made a dare*
  393. <Horkos_Mement> "Huuh?"
  394. <Horkos_Mement> "Oh, thaat?"
  395. <Revark_Fritan> *for me to kiss you*
  396. <Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah thaat waas aa daaree/waay too saavee my liife."
  397. <Orea_Luanda> Oh....
  398. <Revark_Fritan> *then we kissed and hugged*
  399. * Orea_Luanda looks at the ground
  400. <Revark_Fritan> *that's it*
  401. * Revark_Fritan keeps looking at the horizon.
  402. <Orea_Luanda> So... Basically I got drunk and had you kiss me? That's all :?
  403. <Horkos_Mement> "II guueess soo."
  404. <Revark_Fritan> *we started rolling around and stuff but yeah*
  405. <AlexThresh> "HEY DEAD BWOY"
  406. <AlexThresh> "COME SWIM"
  407. <Orea_Luanda> And stuff? Please, don't be vague :/
  408. <Horkos_Mement> "Suuree!"
  409. <Orea_Luanda> Look.
  410. <Horkos_Mement> *kersploosh, he is now swimming.*
  411. <Orea_Luanda> Come over here :/
  412. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  413. * Revark_Fritan stands up.
  414. * Orea_Luanda pats the ground by her
  415. <AlexThresh> Piirst is nude and swimming laps around Horkos.
  416. <Orea_Luanda> (Is sitting down)
  417. * Revark_Fritan sits down next to Orea, a bit too far away.
  418. <Orea_Luanda> Look, shall we just... :/
  419. <Orea_Luanda> Try to forget that happened :?
  420. <Revark_Fritan> *yeah*
  421. <Revark_Fritan> *lets just*
  422. <Revark_Fritan> *do that*
  423. <Orea_Luanda> I'm... Ok being friends and all... :/
  424. <Horkos_Mement> *Swimming. Splash sounds. Onomatopoeia.*
  425. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  426. <Revark_Fritan> *me too*
  427. <Orea_Luanda> But... I'm just... Not going to fuck you. :/
  428. <AlexThresh> Splish splash not taking a bath.
  429. <AlexThresh> "CALLED IT"
  430. <Revark_Fritan> *i dont really why i did it*
  431. <Orea_Luanda> Yeah... Thanks piirst :)
  432. <Revark_Fritan> *i just wanted it SO much*
  433. <Orea_Luanda> :?
  434. <Revark_Fritan> *and then you woke up*
  435. <Orea_Luanda> What do you mean :?
  436. <AlexThresh> "Call me, the imperial dickblocksension."
  437. <Revark_Fritan> *i dont know just*
  438. <Revark_Fritan> *i never felt so*
  439. <Revark_Fritan> *powerful*
  440. <Orea_Luanda> Very well your royal cockblockhighness :p
  441. <Revark_Fritan> *never before*
  442. <Horkos_Mement> "Thaat iis peerfect. The dickblocksension."
  443. <Orea_Luanda> Huh. :/
  444. <AlexThresh> "I like sober Orea. She's a blast!"
  445. <Orea_Luanda> Do you want to talk about it :?
  446. <Revark_Fritan> *...*
  447. <Revark_Fritan> *no*
  448. <Revark_Fritan> *i just want to forget*
  449. <Orea_Luanda> *sigh* alright then :/
  450. <Orea_Luanda> Friends :?
  451. * Revark_Fritan looks at Orea.
  452. <Revark_Fritan> *friends*
  453. <Horkos_Mement> "II'm deefiiniiteely glaad thaat noow II haavee twoo woorkiing eeyees. AAnd noo staaplees iin my fooreeheeaad."
  454. * Orea_Luanda lightly hugs revark and walks into the sea
  455. * Revark_Fritan remains still for a moment.
  456. <Orea_Luanda> Alright! So... How does this swimming thing work then hehe :?
  457. * Revark_Fritan stands up.
  458. <Revark_Fritan> *guys*
  459. <Revark_Fritan> *i think im uh*
  460. * Orea_Luanda dives into the sea, into the sand
  461. <Revark_Fritan> *im going home*
  462. <Revark_Fritan> *ill see you another time*
  463. <Orea_Luanda> OW FUCK :! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS :!
  464. <Orea_Luanda> oh.. Ok, err, cya revark :!
  465. <Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah thaat iisn't."
  466. * Revark_Fritan smiles at Orea for a moment, but then the smile vanishes.
  467. <Horkos_Mement> BTW, see ya Revark!
  468. <AlexThresh> "Yes, havin' no staples and two eyes is a good thing."
  469. <Revark_Fritan> He turns around and begins walking.
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