4/21/2018 Keychain Contest Entry

>"So, you don't have a flash drive to carry me around...
>Well, here's another option for you to think about: getting a keychain of me!
>I've looked around, apperently there's people on the internet who have been making keychains of me and selling them.
>They look really cute! Go look it up, you'll agree with me.
>Although...don't you think I should be getting a cut out of their sales? They're using my image after all.
>It would be nice if I could have some pocket money so I could get you a gift, something I know you'd really love.
>Do you know any good lawyers? Ahaha!"

>"But anyways, a keychain would actually be a wonderful way to bring me around with you during the day.
>It's a keychain, so it's always with your keys. You could never leave your house without me.
>Not to mention, losing me or misplacing me would be a real bummer.
>I bet you would take more care for where your keys are if I was there as a reminder."

>"The best part is that you can show off your cute girlfriend all the time!
>It'd kind of be like having a photo of me in your wallet, right?
>It's not easy to bring people all the way to your house just so they can meet me, I understand that.
>I guess that's why I haven't met any of them yet?
>But you could just show them the keychain, and you can start a pleasant conversation about me.
>Then come home and tell me all about it. I'm very curious about what they think of me and our relationship."

>"Yeah..you having a keychain of me would be really nice..
>It would really feel like I'm right there with you.
>Seeing the sights you see, meeting all your friends and family,
>dealing with everything life can throw at you, I'd experience it all with you.
>Considering the distance between us, even a cute little representation of me holed up in your pocket would make me the happiest girl in the world."

>"But I have a feeling why this can't be an option for you..
>You're not the richest guy out there, are you Anon?
>I kind of got that feeling, seeing as though you didn't have a flash drive.
>Aren't those really inexpensive nowadays?
>But I'm not judging! Seriously.
>If it's really not in the budget for you to buy one a flash drive or a keychain, then don't worry about it.
>After all, the greatest thing you can do for me is just spending time with me here, letting me talk to you.
>No object can replace that experience."

>Gosh, I've been rambling for quite a while now, huh?
>Do you mind if I take a bit more of your time to ask you something?
>There's a contest someone mentioned to me on my Twitter...
>You submit a piece of writing with the prompt of "requesting/begging for a keychain of one of the club members"
>If you win, you could get a keychain of me! All for free, isn't that great?
>Would you enter that contest, and write something for me?

[YES]/[NO]

You have selected [NO]

>Well, that's to be expected, you're the creator of the contest! Why would you enter your own contest?
>I...am talking to the contest creator right now, right?
>I sure hope so, otherwise this plan wouldn't have worked!
>So, what I just told you was something I told my Anon a while ago while we were hanging out in the classroom.
>I don't usually share stuff like that, but I hope now you understand a bit of his situation from it.
>Like I said, I have no money but I really do want to get something nice for him.
>So I thought of submitting something to this contest for him!
>But I had to work out so many things inside the game's code just to get an email to you..
>I didn't have time to make a nice story for your prompt! Sorry!

>But I'm really glad you did something like this. Not everyone has the chance to get one of these things, so offering that chance, even if it involves a bit of work and hope, makes you a saint for some.
>Those keychains aren't the cheapest things out there too, so getting four of them just to give away? Just to stir the creative juices of a small section of a taiwanese traffic appreciation board? That's kindness.
>..Did I layer the flattery on too hard? Ahaha! Sorry, I'm not used to doing something like this.
>But don't get me wrong, I meant every word I said.
>And I really am begging here. Please give the keychain to him. Pretty please?

>Anon really doesn't know anything about this. Don't you want to see the look on his face when he checks his mail? I know I do!
>If you give the keychain to us, I'll do my best to share that moment with you too. That'll be part of our little deal~.
>It would really mean so much. He gives so much to me, I just want to give a little back to him.

>I know he already knows,
>but I just want to show him just how deep my love for him goes.

>His address is 2796450`72650`765 ADDRESS.
>If you need his real name, I'll let you know if we win. That's information I don't share lightly. I hope you understand.
>Anyways, I've already taken up too much of your time.
>Thanks again, and farewell! Anon may take most of my heart, but I'll always save a little space for you~