Wow, listen here, *shit* head.

This thing isn't just some comment or whatever. This is an **original** comment, okay?

This thing moves at *five times* the speed of sound. Do you know how fast your lazy ass, lay on the table for Imgur photos, Starbucks Latte drinking lose box moves? **Zero**. Zero times the speed of sound.

But this graceful beast is over here breaking world records in personal computer speed and you're over here whining about him trying too hard?

What a hater.