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- >Day Literal Meanings in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >You are Anon, apprentice witchdoctor and potential Scooby Doo villain.
- >A beautiful black and white horse yawns and stretches next to you in bed.
- >Also, you're sleeping with Zecora.
- >Not just sexually.
- >Like, as in, you live in her hut.
- >The townspeople didn't take kindly to strange creatures roaming about in their midst.
- >So they did what they do with every weird thing they find.
- >They chased you into the Everfree Forest.
- >Eh, it could be worse.
- >You lean over and kiss Zecora on the forehead.
- "Morning, babe."
- >Zecora coos. "Every morning with you is a good one./ But let's get moving and get some work done."
- >You flick her on the snout.
- "Zecora, you know you don't have to pull the whole rhyming thing with me, right? I won't let anyone in on your secret."
- >She breathes a relaxed sigh and smiles. "Tah mate, it's dead 'ard 'avin' te be some other pleb tweeny fore seven, ya know?"
- >You scratch her behind the ears and get up to start your morning ritual.
- >Walking over to the large cauldron in the other room, you grab some chicken feathers, a bag of non descript seeds, and some zinc.
- >Throwing them into the boiling pot, you slowly stir the mixture and chant softly.
- "Half Life 3. Portal 3. Left4Dead3. Team Fortress 3."
- >"Can ya calm down wiv that paki speak, mate?"
- "But broken dreams are the best fuel for incantations. You taught me that."
- >The container before you erupts in a plume of smoke.
- >Once it clears, you are clean and hairless.
- >Morning ritual complete, it's time to-
- >A knock at the door interrupts you.
- >Zecora immediately takes on her alternate ponysona. "Anon, would you please go get the door?/"
- >You walk over and open it.
- >In front of you stands Butterthighs with a fresh blush on her face.
- >Zecora peeks around to get a look at her visitor. "Oh, it's just the yellow whore..."
- >She turns around to carry on her business inside. "Hurry and send her on her way./ We have aphrodisiacs with which to play."
- >Fluttershy's back legs twitch at the mention of sexual intercourse with you.
- >She looks up at you and awkwardly smiles. "Oh h-hi Anon. Fancy m-meeting you here..."
- "Fluttershy. I live here. You know that. It's the only structure in the Everfree Forest."
- >She looks away and stammers, "I know, b-but-"
- "And you also know that I'm with Zecora. And we're very happy, thank you."
- >You're about to close the door when she quickly digs into her saddlebag and produces a small human-like figure bound in and made of straw.
- >"I just wanted to know if... i-if this was your fetish."
- >You take the figure in your hands and examine it thoroughly.
- >Cloth scrawled over with ornate drawings cover its head and a few limbs.
- >Its mystical power surges through your body.
- >The gods would be upset if you were to lose this again.
- "Yes, this is my fetish. Thank you for bringing it back."
- >You look down to Fluttershy who beams back up at you.
- "You can go now."
- >She looks away but then back to you. "H-How about a reward rut?"
- >You channel the power of the doll in your hand to punt Fluttershy into the distance and slam the door of the hut.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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