Easy Does It (2019) EN

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[zip whirring]

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[footsteps tapping]

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[light clicking]

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Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

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They have to be focused.

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You have to really know
what you really want to be

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and what you really want to do.

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I think...

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it's just to have love.

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To have a family.

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[interviewer] Sir,
could you please not do that?

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I mean, figured getting
my picture in the paper.

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Yeah, I'mma be somebody.

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- They're going to see.
- Two cars for every garage.

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Hell yes, my friend.

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Two garages for every house.

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Hell, that's four cars all day.

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Oh, a beauty queen.

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Even a county fair beauty queen.
Any kind of beauty queen!

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It's kind of like
hunting a turkey.

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You got to line up the shot.

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Man, I'm just trying
to keep peace.

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At the end of the day,

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everybody deserves life,
liberty and...

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Bam!

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That's my dream.

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[exhaling sharply]

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What's my...

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You know, man, uh,
all anybody's looking for

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is making something happen for
themselves, you know?

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Just a matter of finding
a place you can do that.

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Step one, make a plan.

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- Step two...
- [bottle shatters]

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[man] Come on now!
Quit your yappin' boy!

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Dream big, see what happens.

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[Jack] Ladies and gentlemen,
we got a real

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opportunity here today!

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Not just the fight of the year

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but the wager of the century!

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- Now, I know you got debts, let's make some bets!
- [man] Let's do it, yeah!

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[Jack] In this corner,
we got Scottie The Wildman Aldo!

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- [yelling]
- [crowd cheering]

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[Jack] Yeah, and more
importantly, in this corner,

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we got sharp as a tack
Lightning Jack!

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[crowd booing]

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[lively music]

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[Jack] All right, yeah.

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Bet big or go home, woo!

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All right, folks,
all bets are final!

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- This is for all the chili dogs!
- [bell rings]

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[crowd clapping and cheering]

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[upbeat music]

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[exhaling lightly]

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- [grunts]
- Get him again!

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[crowd cheering]

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Get him, get him!

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- [thuds]
- [grunts]

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[crowd cheering]

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Get him, get him, get him!

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- [thuds]
- [crowd groans]

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[man] Yeah!

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[whispers] Stick to the plan,
take the fall!

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Get him now!
Get him while he's down!

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- [thumps]
- Oh, he's down!

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Ladies and gentlemen, it was
a knock out! I mean, look!

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This, this man is dead!

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- Wait minute, wait a minute!
- Somebody call an ambulance!

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Give him some water! Everybody
back off, give him some room.

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I'm just, I'm just
going to go seek help!

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[crowd clamoring]
Hey, hey, get him!

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Hey!

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- [upbeat music]
- Hey!

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[Scottie chuckling]

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- [door shuts]
- [grunts]

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[Scottie] Did it again,
Jackie boy!

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[Jack] Yeah, not bad!

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Hey, where's the cash?

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- [Scottie] Aw, shit!
- [tyres screeching]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[water gurgling]

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[coins clinking]

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[upbeat music continues to play]

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[Whooshing]

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[fireworks crackling]

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[birds cawing]

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[growls]

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[car tyres screeching]

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If you think about it, you should be grabbing
the cash while they're looking at me.

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[Jack] Look, it's nobody's fault you forgot
the cash and obliterated my cool plan.

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We're on to bigger
and better things.

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[rope swishing]

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[snaps]

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[energetic music]

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[pots clanging]

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[Scottie] Hey, I just don't see

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why I always gotta
take the fall.

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All right, I'm listening.

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What if next time we do,
like, characters?

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You know,
like cowboys and Indians.

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That's the big time
that I'm talking about.

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Yeah, I like that, but I do feel

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like you're kind of missing
the point though,

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'cause I mean, that's just...
man, all this, all right,

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the scams, this, this job,
the suspiciously generous loans

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from the King. That's all just, uh, it's
a means to an end is what it is, you see?

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'Cause step one,
I got my car up and running,

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which brings us to step two.
We just raise a little more money

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to put some gas
money in said car,

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which brings us promptly
on to step three,

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which is someday,
and someday soon, my friend,

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you and me are going to be.
[clicks tongue and exhales]

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Uh-huh. You know You've been saying
that since we were 12 years old, Jack.

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Except nobody ever gets
out of here, do they?

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[Scottie chuckles]

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Ah, that's not entirely true.

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My... my mama made it
out of here.

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Yeah, but your mama wasn't
drowning in debt to King George.

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- [doors shuts]
- [man] Well.

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- [mouthing]
- If it ain't my two favorite dishwashers!

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How we doing, boys?

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Let me see them winnings! Huh?

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Well, you know it's
a funny thing, Mack...

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It is a funny thing 'cause
I'm going to be able to pay off

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the King and have
enough money left over

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for the Fourth of July!

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Get those big old
rockets loud as hell!

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You know what, hell,
you boys are invited!

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We'll get shit-faced and piss
of the neighbors! [laughing]

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You see uh, uh,
about that, Mack,

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we had like a little bit
of an issue with the money.

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"Sure thing," you told me!

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"Not to worry, we're gonna double
your money!" That's what you said!

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Well, no, Mack,
I believe what I said was...

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No, I know what you said!

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You said, "I got a plan, man!"

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[Jack] Oh shit, all right,
calm down now.

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- We're gonna pay you back, all right?
- That's horse shit!

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And I'm going to take
it out your paychecks!

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Hey, hey,
let's just talk about this!

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Ain't going to talk your
way out of nothing!

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I'm docking your paychecks
for a month, you understand me?

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- You lazy white trash!
- [shattering]

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Hey! I'm a quarter of Apache.

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Three months!

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- [shattering]
- [grunting]

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- Oh yeah? Goddammit!
- [shattering]

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Man, we can barely afford
to eat as it is, man!

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Well, eat this, you egg sucking,

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trailer park weasel,
ass-licking.

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[tense music]

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[radio static]

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[Catfish Crawford] <i>Let's take
a moment of refuge to...</i>

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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The... the King?

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[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Tell you what, folks,</i>

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<i>if you like a burger,
and I know you do...</i>

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It's her daughter.

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Get me down,
get me down right now!

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[Catfish Crawford]
<i>The Mad Dogs have come out</i>

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<i>swinging in the first,
and now lead 1-0.</i>

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Get me down now.

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Okay, how do I look?

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Uh, bad?

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[clears throat]

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[Mack] Blue, darling,
how you doing, baby girl?

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- She's probably here for the car.
- Oh, yeah, definitely.

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[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Here's the pitch...</i>

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[Mack] Ain't no reason to panic,
I'm gonna get you your money.

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- [thuds]
- [grunts]

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[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Out of nowhere, what a shot!</i>

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[muffled yelling]

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- [door creaking]
- Goddammit.

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Sons of bitches!

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[upbeat music]

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- I got something.
- Good.

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- All right, so we get a camera.
- Right.

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And we, uh, wait for tourists
to come to town

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and we take their photo in front
of like a tourist attraction.

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- We sell it back to them for ten dollars.
- Come on, man.

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Why the hell's a tourist
going to come here?

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All right, man,
so we drum up tourism first.

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You know, we do like a...

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Aw, hell,
there's another bridge.

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- Holiday-themed movie theater, right?
- [chuckles]

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During the winter we do
just Christmas movies.

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We decorate it,
like, icicles in the lobby.

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Yeah, yeah, we can even
sell peppermint popcorn.

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Yeah, now you're getting it.

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Maybe a chunky reindeer meat.

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- What?
- Smoked Santa's sausage.

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I hate Christmas movies.

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That's... that's something
you should know about me, Jack.

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[Jack] Wait... what? Nah,
Christmas movies are great, man.

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Full of hope,
good tidings and shit.

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[dog barking]

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[Scottie] What you got?

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[Jack's mother] <i>Dear Jack,</i>

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<i>if you're reading this,
I'm dead.</i>

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<i>Kiss, kiss, Mama.</i>

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<i>PS, left you something
under that pier.</i>

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[dog barking in the distance]

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[Scottie] What
did she leave you?

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Uh, maybe, uh...
[tuts] buried treasure?

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[chuckling]

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What makes you think
she left you buried treasure?

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Because I've been here.

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San Clemente, California, man.

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[mysterious music]

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[seagulls squawking]

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<i>My mom, she took me when I was
a kid before she ran off.</i>

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<i>She told me about how the ships</i>

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<i>used to sail in and out of there</i>

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<i>from all over the world
carrying, you know, treasures.</i>

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<i>And that you might could still
find one of those treasures</i>

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<i>to this day if you
know where to look.</i>

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[mysterious music]

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Uh-huh?

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[Scottie] Uh...

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[Scottie] <i>You think
your mom left us gold coins?</i>

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[Jack] <i>I'm just saying.</i>

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<i>What have we got
to lose in finding out?</i>

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- All right, but just hear me out real quick.
- I'm listening.

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'Cause I'm following you but,
I just got to say,

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are you really
serious right now, man?

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Or are you just
playing a "Jack" on me?

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What you mean?
Of course I'm being serious!

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What you talking about?

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California?

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[Jack] Yeah, Scottie, I'm going.

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You gonna come with me?

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I mean...

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shit, it's just
too far away, Jack.

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Too far, you say?

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All right,
all we got to do is hop on 59,

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but then we cut down
to ten at Houston, right?

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And go on these guys.
Those might be railroad tracks,

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but we'll just see when we get
there. Then we get on the 45,

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then we get
on the 35 to the 25...

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[rapid incoherent rambling]

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[horn honking]

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- [fireworks whistling]
- We'll be on the beach in 27 hours, baby!

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[mellow guitar music]

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00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,947
- [Scottie] That's good, Jack.
- [Jack] Yeah, yeah.

244
00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,216
You stick to my plan, Scottie.
You'll see, man.

245
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:52,920
This is gonna be our ticket out
of this shit hole, man.

246
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,823
No more washing
other people's dishes.

247
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:59,026
No more futile con jobs.

248
00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:03,964
No more getting fleeced by
the King, that's for damn sure.

249
00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,366
And when we get there, man.

250
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,134
[blowing raspberries]

251
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,838
Five star restaurants and shit,
real deal gourmet.

252
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,073
- [gun pops]
- [cat yowling]

253
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,742
They got pasta with shrimp, man!

254
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,076
[Scottie] I love shrimps.

255
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,047
Granted...

256
00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,416
could be nothing.

257
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,152
[Scottie] Plain old nasty pasta.

258
00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:28,022
- [gun clicks]
- [dog barking]

259
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,356
But if it is, man.

260
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:31,992
It's all I'm saying.

261
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,861
What if it is?

262
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,968
- [gun firing]
- [shattering]

263
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,712
[swooshing]

264
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,748
[snoring]

265
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,155
Oh, shit, we're late!

266
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,391
- Hey, Scottie, we're late, man.
- Ow.

267
00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:05,359
- No, Jack.
- Late for work, man.

268
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,760
Jack, Jack, Jack.

269
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,928
Already called in for us.

270
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,430
Said we ain't coming in

271
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,298
on account of us
being millionaires and all.

272
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,068
[chuckling]

273
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,302
Billionaires, maybe.

274
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:20,374
[Catfish Crawford on radio] <i>Oh,
Lord, here comes Jooly Booly Rogers,</i>

275
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,443
<i>that brutal force of nature.</i>

276
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:24,411
Who'd you tell what now?

277
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,415
- Work, man.
- [Catfish Crawford] <i>This is game four</i>

278
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:31,252
<i>against the Montgomery Mad Dogs.</i>

279
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:33,854
<i>And as you know, to stay alive,</i>

280
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,157
<i>these Outlaws got to pull
out a win here in game four.</i>

281
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:42,029
[Scottie] Ah, I said, "Jack's Mama
left us some inheritance money,

282
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,065
so you can take them dishes
and shove them up your ass."

283
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:47,067
It's great, man, great.
You know who owns that diner

284
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,370
and the whole
goddamn town, huh, yeah?

285
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:50,804
The King, man!

286
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,039
[banging on door]

287
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,975
Oh, shit.

288
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:57,478
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!
All right, go ahead.

289
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,848
[Jack yawning]

290
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,050
Good morning, Blue.
What's going on with you, girl?

291
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,486
The King want a word with you.

292
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,056
Yeah, definitely. Well,
you know, as matter of fact,

293
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,158
I was going to come see King
George first thing tomorrow.

294
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,395
Save you the trouble. Hey, you know
what, let me, uh, put on a shirt

295
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,531
and I'll be right with you.

296
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:19,501
[Scottie] Let me get my toothbrush!
Jack, where's my toothbrush?

297
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,869
Dammit!

298
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,804
[tense music]

299
00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:29,209
[Jack] Hey, hey, hey,
watch my car, man!

300
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:37,284
[King George] Where are
we going, fellas?

301
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:38,986
[tense music]

302
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,331
[Jack laughs]
This is all a misunderstanding.

303
00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:52,266
And where's your bags?

304
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,269
I was told
we were taking a trip.

305
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,371
- We love trips.
- No, we're...

306
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,273
- A trip? You heard what now?
- Who told you that?

307
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,542
Fire her up.

308
00:14:01,576 --> 00:14:02,544
Shit.

309
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,447
[engine revving]

310
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,285
[King George] So y'all don't
know nothing about no gold coin,

311
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,487
- wild goose chase?
- No, no.

312
00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,089
- I don't know about that.
- Geese? No.

313
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,423
Turn right up there.

314
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,960
And y'all weren't
thinking about skipping out

315
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,963
on your obligations
to old King Georgie?

316
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,465
Come on, we been pay... ow!

317
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,070
You're just trying to fleece us like
you do the whole town. Damn, Blue!

318
00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:31,905
Put your seatbelt on.

319
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,375
- She's right.
- Scottie and I, we got an opportunity.

320
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,077
- Turn left up there.
- Uh, yes, ma'am.

321
00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:39,913
Hey now, look. We're not trying to skip
out on any sort of anything, all right?

322
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,182
It's just that we, we got an
opportunity to pay you back, you know?

323
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,586
And that's why we got to go
and get it, me and Scottie.

324
00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,954
You know? So...

325
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:50,391
Use your goddamn turn signal!

326
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,025
Yes, ma'am!

327
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,661
Uh, but me and Scottie
both got to go, so...

328
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:55,262
Pull over here a second.

329
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,568
[Blue] Let me out, come on.

330
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,073
- [Blue] I see you!
- [man] Get, lady!

331
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,941
- Why you running? Get over here!
- Please don't.

332
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,512
- [man grunting]
- [King George] You see...

333
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:16,083
promises don't butter
any bread, fellas.

334
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,722
And what you want might not be
just yours for the taking.

335
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:26,628
Sometimes you need sacrifice,
hard work, discipline, goddammit!

336
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,532
He didn't have your
five dollars, Ma.

337
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:33,133
[tense music]

338
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,234
Let me see your teeth.

339
00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:40,007
- All right.
- Look, fact of the matter is: we're gonna go,

340
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,644
we're gonna get that money,
we'll bring it back to you, all right?

341
00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:44,679
Hey, what I owe you, huh?

342
00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,180
- Double it. That's it.
- Double it.

343
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,381
That's a "Jack guarantee."

344
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,751
All right.

345
00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,485
Pull in there.

346
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:53,120
[Scottie] Shit,
"Jack Guarantee."

347
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,087
That's good, huh?

348
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,459
I am gonna do you one better.

349
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:01,995
Save you the trouble.

350
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,231
Blue here.

351
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,402
Blue is gonna go get it for ya.

352
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,539
- [King George] I'll hang onto your car in the meantime.
- No, no...

353
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:13,474
And that's
a "King George Guarantee."

354
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,580
Meanwhile...

355
00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,448
you can just cool your heels

356
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,283
with my friends here.

357
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,085
[tense music]

358
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,387
[Jack] But wait.

359
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,661
Come on out, fellas.

360
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,433
What's that you been
saying about beaches, Jack?

361
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,237
Oh, you mean, uh, "75 degrees year
round, color TV in every room"?

362
00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:46,206
I hear the waves already.

363
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,408
[upbeat music]

364
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,715
- [Jack] Oh, shit!
- [Scottie] Oh, shit indeed, Jack!

365
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,349
[Jack] It's a civil matter, man!

366
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,818
It's not like she'll
call the cops on us.

367
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,720
Yeah, that ain't what
I'm worried about right now!

368
00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:00,220
It's not even her car, okay?

369
00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:02,389
For the record,
she, she's the crook!

370
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,158
- Yeah, crooked as a crocodile!
- Less teeth too.

371
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,160
Shit, woo-hoo!

372
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,663
Woo-hoo! [laughs]

373
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,464
Hey, man, you and me, right?

374
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,833
- Yeah. Yeah!
- All the way?

375
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,668
Look, we drive
straight though, man,

376
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:16,504
we can hit the beach by Monday.
You know what that is, right?

377
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,806
- That's the day of Independence, baby.
- That's right!

378
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,376
We'll be watching the rockets
over California skies.

379
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,814
[engine dies]

380
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,253
[panting]

381
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:36,223
- [Jack] So, they got like a white wine sauce on there.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

382
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,794
- [Jack] With butter or cream, or something.
- So, so, white wine and dairy?

383
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,864
- Yeah, yeah, that's how they do it.
- All right. I love good cream.

384
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:45,567
- Yeah, and lemon. They got lemon on there.
- Oh, lemons?

385
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,502
- Yeah.
- Damn.

386
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:48,836
It's very well balanced.

387
00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:52,574
[lively music]

388
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:55,409
[Jack] Oh, and that shrimp, man!
Big old juicy, butterfly...

389
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,745
Jack, I feel like I'm pushing
all the weight, man.

390
00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,615
- Oh, put your back into it.
- [Jack] My back's in it.

391
00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:02,449
[grunting]

392
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,753
[Scottie] Come on, come on.

393
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:12,125
[Scottie chuckles] Hell!

394
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,429
- That could be good enough, huh?
- Yeah, it'll reach.

395
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,398
Whoo!

396
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:25,540
- Dine and dash?
- Don't know that we got much of a choice.

397
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,575
Yes, yes indeed.

398
00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:29,644
[tense music]

399
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,218
It don't pump.
It ain't coming through.

400
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,622
- Oh, I got to do this now.
- Yeah, you just kind of...

401
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:43,290
And then, um, I heard
before you kind of have to

402
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,593
- put your weight on it.
- Oh, you're like squeezing it out, huh?

403
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:46,828
Yeah, kinda like that.

404
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,400
- [man] Hey, guys!
- What?

405
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,770
- It's pre-pay!
- [Jack] What's that now?

406
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,205
You pay first
and then you get the gas.

407
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,273
- Yeah, we already know that.
- Yeah, no,

408
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,677
- thanks for the tip, <i>amigo</i>.
- No problem!

409
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,444
We ain't stupid!

410
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,345
Shit!

411
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,461
- Real pickle.
- You know, I bet his car's full of gas.

412
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,464
Yeah, stupid pre-pay!
Who thought of that?

413
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:27,401
You know, it's 'cause there ain't
no trust in this world anymore.

414
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,775
- [music whooshing]
- [bell dings]

415
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,943
Oh, that's good.
Yep, that's good.

416
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,880
When I'm good, I'm good, man.
I don't know what to tell you.

417
00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:41,516
- What you got?
- Oh, right, here's the plan.

418
00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:42,817
All right.

419
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,653
- When I give you the signal...
- Mm-hmm.

420
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:46,788
...you get the car running.

421
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:48,623
All right.

422
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:51,926
That was it?

423
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:55,730
Oh, all right.
Thanks for explaining it to me!

424
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,734
[tense music]

425
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:13,313
Morning, beautiful.

426
00:20:14,649 --> 00:20:16,784
Uh, gimme some
unleaded, darling.

427
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:20,487
- How much do you want?
- Oh, just fill her up.

428
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,963
[numbers dinging]

429
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,400
[toilet flushing]

430
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,707
I love that jumper
you've got on.

431
00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,976
What's that, Egyptian cotton?

432
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:44,746
Egypt?

433
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,748
- Well, you...
- Uh-oh,

434
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,950
someone's out
of mayonnaise packets.

435
00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:51,853
[chuckles] I'm just joshing,
I'm fine, thanks.

436
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,600
[tense music]

437
00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:15,342
Say, ma'am, now, I know this is a little
out of the ordinary but I wanted to...

438
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,477
That'll be $12.67.

439
00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:22,784
[chuckles] Righty-oh, let's see here. I just
got to... You go on ahead of me, kimosabe.

440
00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,351
No, take your time.
I'm in no hurry.

441
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,653
Okay, uh, what was that?

442
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:27,755
- 12.67.
- 67.

443
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:28,823
12.67.

444
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:33,995
[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Here we are in game five</i>

445
00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:37,698
<i>and aw, jumping Jupiter, here
comes Rogers from the bullpen,</i>

446
00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:40,101
<i>with the devil in his eyes.</i>

447
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:42,804
<i>It's not looking
good for our boys.</i>

448
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,639
God, this is embarrassing.

449
00:21:44,672 --> 00:21:45,873
I left my wallet in the car.

450
00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:48,576
Would you believe that? So,
I'm going to go find my friend,

451
00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:51,045
get my wallet, and then
return to... Oh, Scottie.

452
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,914
- Hey, Jack.
- It's my friend. Thank God you're...

453
00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:54,849
- We got to go.
- Why, what's up?

454
00:21:54,882 --> 00:21:57,450
[tense music]

455
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,953
[cashier] I'm calling
the police.

456
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,391
[phone ringing]

457
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,493
Terribly sorry, ma'am,
we're going to need this one on credit.

458
00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:08,428
- Thank you, have a nice day!
- Drop it.

459
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,730
[gun cocks]

460
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:11,464
[tense music]

461
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,667
[man] Oh!

462
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,135
- [man grunting]
- [Jack] Don't shoot.

463
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,603
- Please, don't shoot!
- Don't shoot!

464
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:16,971
- Don't shoot!
- Hold still, sonny!

465
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,706
Hold still, I can get them!

466
00:22:18,739 --> 00:22:20,808
Don't shoot, no!
No, don't shoot!

467
00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:22,076
Hold still!

468
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:23,644
Don't shoot! No!

469
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:27,014
No, no, no, ow!

470
00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:29,449
[lively music]

471
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:36,423
[Catfish Crawford] <i>Rogers,
as cool as a be-bopping beatnik,</i>

472
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,993
<i>shaking off calls,
closing in for the kill.</i>

473
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:41,729
<i>And whoa, whoa, there's Chili
Bowl Davis creeping off third.</i>

474
00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:44,131
<i>And here's the wind up
but wait a second,</i>

475
00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:45,900
<i>Davis is going for it!</i>

476
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,768
<i>He's stealing home!</i>

477
00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:50,104
<i>And Rogers rockets
the ball to home plate...</i>

478
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:51,706
[car crashing]

479
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:53,574
<i>Holy Hades, they did it!</i>

480
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,076
<i>After a nasty crash...</i>

481
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,811
Oh my god, oh my god, please!
What's going on?

482
00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:59,412
Please call the cops,
call the cops. Lady!

483
00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:02,683
[breathing heavily]

484
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:04,719
[yells]

485
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,128
It ain't easy.

486
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,130
[baby crying]

487
00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:19,867
Come here, you're okay.

488
00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:22,103
- Hell, no.
- You got to grab it, you know?

489
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:25,072
You just got to get up in
there and grab it by the horns

490
00:23:25,106 --> 00:23:27,842
and if you don't, it's going
to pass you by, I think.

491
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:28,742
Are you set?

492
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:29,710
Are we doing
the interview first?

493
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,613
- Interview first.
- Oh, I didn't know that.

494
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,629
Can you tells us your name,
and where you’re from?

495
00:23:40,988 --> 00:23:43,157
Blue Eyes Montgomery,
I'm from Aberdeen.

496
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:45,843
Blue Eyes, what’s
your occupation?

497
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:49,997
Do you really want to know?

498
00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:51,866
They ain't people,
they ain't real people.

499
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,902
Nobody's real people, really.

500
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:57,104
They're just running
around using each other.

501
00:23:57,138 --> 00:23:59,774
And I'm there to clean them up,
that's what I'm there to do.

502
00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:02,475
[Catfish Crawford] <i>Ocean City may have
squeaked out a victory today but they...</i>

503
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,812
I listen to it more now.
I like to...

504
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,183
I like to hear it so I can
see it in my mind more.

505
00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:11,652
You know, more fun that way.

506
00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:12,920
Make it any way you want.

507
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:16,157
[radio frequencies whirring]

508
00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:19,827
[officer] <i>This is unit 16.</i>

509
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:21,696
<i>Looks like the suspects
are headed west</i>

510
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:23,463
<i>across those railroad tracks.</i>

511
00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,867
[banging]

512
00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:28,169
[grunts loudly]

513
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,537
That gon' be fun.

514
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:32,740
Come on, guys,
let me out of here!

515
00:24:33,641 --> 00:24:36,010
- Jesus of Nazareth, Scottie!
- Well, what was I supposed to do?

516
00:24:36,043 --> 00:24:37,945
- Not that, man!
- Hey, man, it worked, didn't it?

517
00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,981
So, uh, uh, thank you, Scottie.

518
00:24:40,014 --> 00:24:41,282
Oh, you're welcome, Jack!

519
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,517
[quirky music]

520
00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,720
He was pissing his pants,
man! That was great!

521
00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,622
Yeah, it was great. All right.

522
00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:50,558
- Yeah?
- Let's, let's just dump him out.

523
00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,893
No, man, he'll rat us
straight to the cops!

524
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:57,631
- Okay, all right, man, it's fine.
- All right.

525
00:24:57,665 --> 00:25:00,101
We'll drive to the middle of nowhere.
We'll dump him out there

526
00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:03,270
and by the time he can be any trouble for
us, we'll be, you know, across state lines.

527
00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:05,740
All right, man, but let's
not be too hasty, you know?

528
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,742
I mean, dude's probably
rolling in cash.

529
00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:11,045
- Whoa, whoa!
- Hey, you started this train, Jack.

530
00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:14,782
I'm just trying to keep it rolling for us.
I mean, look, it's either this,

531
00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:17,885
or if you'd like, we could
rob some more gas stations.

532
00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:21,756
- No, we're not robbing anything.
- Hey, shit, you're the boss, man.

533
00:25:27,161 --> 00:25:29,563
- He has got a tie.
- It's a hell of a tie, Jack.

534
00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:33,167
- Okay.
- Yeah?

535
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,302
Uh, if we borrow the money

536
00:25:35,336 --> 00:25:37,304
and then we pay him
back when we get there,

537
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:40,007
- it's not a big deal.
- [Scottie] Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

538
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,642
But look,
we got to play the part,

539
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:43,110
we got to act tough,
we can't Mickey Mouse this.

540
00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:45,880
What you mean Mickey Mouse, son?
I got this, look!

541
00:25:45,913 --> 00:25:47,782
- [grunts]
- Ah! Yeah, yeah, no,

542
00:25:47,815 --> 00:25:49,316
maybe, like, just take
it down a little bit.

543
00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,185
- I wanted to scare him.
- Yeah, yeah, but there's

544
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,587
a certain subtle civility to
what we're doing here, you know?

545
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:56,190
- All right, all right.
- [Jack] Yeah, yeah, maybe split the difference.

546
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:57,892
- What you want me to do?
- Just like...

547
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,163
- [Scottie] Mmm.
- That's not what... Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

548
00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:04,899
[Scottie] What did
I tell you, huh?

549
00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:07,334
- What did I tell you, huh?
- Do what we say!

550
00:26:07,368 --> 00:26:09,804
- Come on, come on, let's see!
- Okay!

551
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:12,239
[grunting]

552
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:16,110
[growling]

553
00:26:16,143 --> 00:26:18,646
[mellow music]

554
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,083
[Scottie] Collin Hornsby.

555
00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:24,018
You know something, Collin?

556
00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:25,853
The first
time I laid eyes on you,

557
00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:28,055
the first time I saw you,
I said, there goes a cool guy.

558
00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:30,057
A cool guy who ain't going
to do nothing stupid, remember?

559
00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:32,760
- He said that to me, Collin.
- That's right, right, Collin?

560
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:35,229
You're a cool guy who ain't going
to do nothing stupid, right?

561
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,897
- Huh, huh?
- Yeah.

562
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:38,999
- Yeah? Say yeah.
- [Collin] Yeah, yeah.

563
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:42,203
Wakeman, Arizona.
Now, what's in Wakeman, Collin?

564
00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:44,905
I mean, what's in
Wakeman, Collin?

565
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:48,075
My fiancee, who'd be worried,
so you should let me go.

566
00:26:48,109 --> 00:26:49,743
- Oh!
- What was that again?

567
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:51,212
- What did he just say to us?
- Again?

568
00:26:51,245 --> 00:26:52,713
Go ahead,
say that again, Collin.

569
00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:53,614
[Jack] Back up.

570
00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:58,219
- I said, you should let me go.
- Uh-uh. He said fiancee.

571
00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:01,021
[groans] Collin,
you see, I'd hate to

572
00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:03,057
have to show up
in Wakeman, Arizona,

573
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:05,693
- and make some trouble for your little fiancee.
- What, no, you...

574
00:27:05,726 --> 00:27:07,928
- Don't talk right now.
- As we've established, Collin, you're a cool,

575
00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:09,296
smart guy, and as such,
I'm sure you can appreciate

576
00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:11,699
the opportunity viable of
a well-timed loan, yeah?

577
00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:13,200
- Yeah. Wait what?
- Say yeah.

578
00:27:13,234 --> 00:27:15,769
We want your money,
Collin, where's it at?

579
00:27:15,803 --> 00:27:18,806
- He's broke!
- [coughs] New plan!

580
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:20,674
[Jack] Well, look, man,
we really appreciate your time!

581
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,410
I wish you the best
of luck, <i>bon voyage</i>!

582
00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:24,979
[Scottie] Good riddance!

583
00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:33,154
[Collin groaning]

584
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,430
All right,
so what's the deal, Jackie?

585
00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:46,433
I mean, the way I see it,
we just keep on robbing places.

586
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,403
- We're not thieves. He's kidding, inside joke.
- How you doing?

587
00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:50,704
So, here's the plan.

588
00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:53,974
I go in, I do my thing.

589
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:56,410
I make the pitch.
We're going to pay them back

590
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:59,046
when we find the treasure,
right? It's an IOU.

591
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:01,782
And, look, we're good people,
they'll help us out.

592
00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:05,252
Of course,
from time to time, uh,

593
00:28:05,286 --> 00:28:07,354
they may not
buy what we're selling

594
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:12,259
and it might be necessary to,
you know, play the part.

595
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:13,727
Play the part.

596
00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:14,995
[quirky music]

597
00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:16,830
[Jack] Give us the money!

598
00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:17,965
Yeah!

599
00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:22,736
Your idea is just my idea.

600
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:26,040
- [chuckles] No, no.
- Kind of.

601
00:28:26,073 --> 00:28:28,776
I don't feel like you're listening, man.
You see, what I'm going to do

602
00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:32,947
is I'm going to write down the,
you know, address of wherever we go.

603
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:34,516
- [Scottie] Uh-huh.
- Write down what we took

604
00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:37,851
and let them know that I'm going
to be sending it back to them.

605
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:40,421
It's not stealing
if we pay them back

606
00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:42,022
when we get where we're
going. That's just a...

607
00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,791
- Sure.
- Forced loan, right?

608
00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:46,093
It's kind of,
it was like my idea,

609
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:50,097
but then just, you know,
more lying and dishonesty.

610
00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:51,498
That makes sense, yeah.

611
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,238
What if they're packing?

612
00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,973
[quirky music]

613
00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,409
[gun clicks]

614
00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:04,011
[Jack] Yeah, about that...

615
00:29:06,013 --> 00:29:08,148
Sure was easier
having Collin around.

616
00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:17,992
[cackling]

617
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,894
[gnarling]

618
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:23,197
[energetic music]

619
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:34,041
That's something.

620
00:30:03,037 --> 00:30:04,938
[Collin] All right,
here we go. Okay.

621
00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,546
[upbeat music]

622
00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:14,448
- Oh, come on.
- [Scottie] Collin!

623
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,816
[Jack] Buddy, hey!

624
00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:21,021
- Buddy, it's us!
- We just want to hang out, man!

625
00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,056
[Collin groaning]

626
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,426
[Jack] You're making it harder
for yourself, Collin.

627
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,294
Come on!

628
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:30,565
You can't run
from a car, Collin!

629
00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:32,567
- [Collin] I can try!
- [Scottie cackles] Where you going?

630
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,337
Look, we've got a mutually
beneficial proposition for you!

631
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,972
You're making things more
difficult than they got to be, man!

632
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:41,008
- [Collin] Stop it, no!
- [Scottie] Collin!

633
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:43,444
- Leave me alone!
- This doesn't have to be hard, Collin!

634
00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:45,212
- [Collin] No, leave me alone!
- [Jack] You want a water?

635
00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:47,114
I got a cup of water in the car.

636
00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:51,452
Come on, man, Collin.

637
00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:53,153
You look tired, man,
get in the car.

638
00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:57,191
[Collin] Not again!

639
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,260
[Jack] All right, Collin.

640
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:01,929
Say, what line of
work you in, man?

641
00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:04,164
No, no, no, we don't need
to be talking to him,

642
00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:06,867
getting all buddy buddy, and
you're making friends with him?

643
00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,637
Bosco and Bosco.

644
00:31:09,671 --> 00:31:11,372
- Oh, okay!
- I work at a catalog.

645
00:31:11,405 --> 00:31:13,675
I take the calls
and then manage the sales.

646
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,276
Catalog man,
that's, that's good business!

647
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:19,012
- Shut up, it's not good business!
- I'm just trying to grease

648
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,181
the wheels, all right? You catch
more flies with honey than vinegar.

649
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:23,450
- Oh, no, no.
- I'll tell him about the thing.

650
00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:24,985
Yeah, come on, let's tell
him about the treasure.

651
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,353
- [Scottie] No.
- Yeah, look.

652
00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:36,196
Collin, you ever been
to California, man?

653
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:39,366
- No.
- Well, you see, Collin,

654
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,170
they got this place way out
west called San Clemente.

655
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:47,040
Great beaches, beautiful
sand, crystalline waters.

656
00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,676
They got something else
that makes it special, Collin.

657
00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,445
- Do you know what that is?
- [Collin] No.

658
00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:54,649
[Jack] Buried treasure,
hidden loot just for us, man.

659
00:31:54,682 --> 00:31:56,684
- Golden coins, Collin!
- [Scottie] Hundreds of them, Collin.

660
00:31:56,718 --> 00:31:59,119
- [Jack] Probably thousands.
- [Scottie] Possible millions, Collin.

661
00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:01,422
[Jack] Possibly! That's why
I'm glad we're friends

662
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:04,024
'cause we want
to share it with you.

663
00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:07,394
- [Scottie] Our best friend.
- [Jack] Now, of course, getting there,

664
00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:08,996
we're going to need
a little bit of help.

665
00:32:09,029 --> 00:32:10,230
[Scottie] So, what
we're asking you, Collin,

666
00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:12,366
is are you ready

667
00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,736
to be part of the big time, huh?

668
00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:18,338
Jack and Scottie
and their hostage gang.

669
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,375
- We'll work on the name.
- Little Buddy Gang.

670
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:23,678
- Yeah, that's good.
- [Collin sobbing]

671
00:32:23,711 --> 00:32:25,513
Jesus, man, are you crying?

672
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,215
- No, you can't cry in here.
- No, Collin, man.

673
00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,117
There's no need for
you to be crying.

674
00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,319
No, we're not like...
we're just doing a thing, we're playing.

675
00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:34,455
We're doing a thing right now.
We're just like you, man.

676
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,390
We're regular guys.
We're just like you.

677
00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:37,759
I can't believe
this is happening!

678
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:41,061
All 'cause I had to pee
and so, I couldn't just stop.

679
00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,264
I had to keep... [grunts] All because
I went to the stupid Pump N Stump.

680
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:47,201
I had to pee!
You two stupid heads grab me

681
00:32:47,234 --> 00:32:49,269
and you held a knife
to my fricking throat!

682
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,573
That's dangerous,
I eat through that throat!

683
00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:54,642
All right, I'm not mean, I'm not a
criminal! I'm tired and I'm hungry!

684
00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:58,445
Trash, you're just human trash, and you're not
letting me eat and you're not letting me leave!

685
00:32:58,479 --> 00:33:00,414
I could've brought
the cheese poofs with us!

686
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,349
You guys are like,
"No, you don't get to eat!"

687
00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:04,686
And now, I'm starving.
What do you think is going to happen?

688
00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm going to give you a million dollars?
I don't have a million dollars.

689
00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:10,257
I belong at the Sizzler
having a baked potato and...

690
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,627
We all like baked potatoes, man.
We're the same.

691
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:14,696
My whole family fucking
loves baked potatoes.

692
00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:18,031
I don't care about you and your family!
I just want two things!

693
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:19,801
To leave and to eat!

694
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:21,703
I'll do them in either order!

695
00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:23,370
[Scottie] All right.

696
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:24,539
[Jack] You done, man?

697
00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:26,574
[Collin] Yeah.

698
00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:28,543
[mellow music]

699
00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:38,352
[man] <i>Welcome to Frostop.
Can I take your order?</i>

700
00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:41,054
All right, fellas. Let's do a...

701
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:46,460
I'm going to go with a chicken on a
stick, uh, fried pickles. Uh...

702
00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:48,763
- Okay.
- ...two orders of fries, one with the cheese,

703
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:51,064
- one with the gravy.
- All right, all right.

704
00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:53,233
Look, man, I asked for a
milkshake, he got fried pickles.

705
00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:55,369
If he's getting fried pickles,
I want a milkshake and fried pickles!

706
00:33:55,402 --> 00:33:56,671
Collin, I think we're
going to have to downsize

707
00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,806
that order a bit so we
can make it to the next town.

708
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,742
- But I'm hungry.
- But you're not going to finish all that,

709
00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:04,144
- so just pick one.
- All right, then, uh, double hamburger...

710
00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:07,782
No, man. Just get a single
hamburger like the rest of us.

711
00:34:08,683 --> 00:34:10,450
Fine, single hamburger
with cheese...

712
00:34:10,484 --> 00:34:12,152
I'm not made of money,
Collin. I tell you what.

713
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:14,856
Uh, we're going to go
and do three of the, uh...

714
00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:16,791
oh, look at that,
cheese sandwiches.

715
00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:19,159
Everyone like cheese?
Three cheese sandwiches.

716
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,294
- Yum.
- And, uh...

717
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,264
- one cheese sandwich all day.
- One cheese sandwich!

718
00:34:24,298 --> 00:34:27,401
Water. Uh, large water.

719
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,469
- [man] <i>Anything else?</i>
- Yeah, call the cops!

720
00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:31,739
- I'm a hostage...
- [Scottie] Nope, no, no.

721
00:34:31,773 --> 00:34:32,840
That's got it!

722
00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,844
[Worker] <i>All right, pull up.</i>

723
00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:40,414
Oh, like they'd do it.

724
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,551
[crunching]

725
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,522
[energetic music]

726
00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:56,296
[growls]

727
00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:57,799
- You look really cool.
- You think so?

728
00:34:57,832 --> 00:34:59,534
Yeah, like...
no, really, really cool.

729
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,301
- You think it's going to scare them?
- Well, yeah.

730
00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:02,870
- Whoever is in there?
- It's definitely distinctive.

731
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:04,906
- They'll remember you.
- Guys, we can't do this!

732
00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:07,474
- Stealing is wrong.
- Yeah, yeah, wrong. That's cool, man.

733
00:35:07,508 --> 00:35:09,711
Come on, Collin,
don't let your tribe down.

734
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:13,581
- It's not all about you.
- Look, Collin, it's very simple, man.

735
00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:16,183
You just go in there
like regular.

736
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:18,218
You just
shop around, like regular,

737
00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:20,253
and then we're going to come in
and do the hostage thing.

738
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:22,189
- Like regular, Collin.
- Yeah!

739
00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:24,391
- No, guys, they'll kill me!
- Look, they might kill you,

740
00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,259
but if you don't go in there,
I definitely will.

741
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:29,564
Oh, Collin, you know what?

742
00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:34,234
I believe in you, and, uh, I
know you'll do the right thing.

743
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,469
Boop!

744
00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:36,470
Or I'll kill you.

745
00:35:38,806 --> 00:35:41,308
[quirky music]

746
00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:50,785
<i>♪ That famous day in history
the men of the seventh Cavalry ♪</i>

747
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:52,787
<i>♪ Went riding on ♪</i>

748
00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:57,525
<i>♪ And from the rear
a voice was heard ♪</i>

749
00:35:57,558 --> 00:35:59,761
<i>♪ A brave young man
with a trembling word ♪</i>

750
00:35:59,794 --> 00:36:01,829
<i>♪ Rang loud and clear ♪</i>

751
00:36:01,863 --> 00:36:04,532
<i>♪ What am I doing here? ♪</i>

752
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:06,668
<i>♪ Please, Mr. Custer ♪</i>

753
00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:09,637
<i>♪ I don't want to go ♪</i>

754
00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,375
<i>♪ Hey, Mr. Custer ♪</i>

755
00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:18,513
<i>♪ Please don't make me go ♪</i>

756
00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:26,521
<i>♪ I had a dream last night ♪</i>

757
00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:30,892
<i>♪ About the coming fight ♪</i>

758
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:35,228
<i>♪ Somebody yelled, attack ♪</i>

759
00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:39,734
<i>♪ And there I stood with
an arrow in my back ♪</i>

760
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,869
Um, listen, listen, ma'am.

761
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:45,873
There's... This is about
to be a robbery, okay?

762
00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:47,775
[scoffs] What?

763
00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:50,578
I said this is going to be a
robbery, so please listen to me.

764
00:36:50,611 --> 00:36:52,780
- Oh, shit.
- You have to call the police.

765
00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:55,516
Oh, shit. Just don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me, okay?

766
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,685
I'm not trying to hurt you!

767
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,252
I'm trying to help you!

768
00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:03,925
Ready for my close-up,
Jackie boy.

769
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,727
[Jack] White,
sandy beaches, baby.

770
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,394
[Collin] Police, call them!

771
00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:08,930
- You have the phone!
- [Jack] Oh, well, okay.

772
00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:10,698
- There's got to be a phone!
- [Jack] I guess that's how

773
00:37:10,732 --> 00:37:12,633
- we're doing it.
- Why aren't you paying attention to what

774
00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:14,869
- I'm saying?
- [Jack] Good afternoon, I have a proposal for you.

775
00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:16,403
[groaning loudly]

776
00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,272
[yelling]

777
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:21,709
[upbeat music]

778
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,716
In good time, these investments

779
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,552
will be repaid with dividends.

780
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:35,990
- [cackling]
- And we will leave you and this innocent hostage alone.

781
00:37:36,023 --> 00:37:37,491
[clerk screaming]

782
00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:40,327
- [Jack] Hey!
- [Scottie] Holy shit.

783
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,929
- That went well, huh?
- [Jack] Yeah.

784
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:43,998
Dude, experts, man,
that's what we are!

785
00:37:44,031 --> 00:37:46,067
[upbeat music]

786
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,334
[Scottie] Damn!

787
00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:49,771
- [Jack laughing]
- Here we go.

788
00:37:58,079 --> 00:37:59,881
[hollering]

789
00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,790
All right, little buddy,
we'll be right back.

790
00:38:08,823 --> 00:38:10,958
- [Collin] What do you mean right back?
- Right back.

791
00:38:11,993 --> 00:38:13,861
[Jack] We're coming to
buy fireworks is what...

792
00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:15,395
[cross-talking]

793
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,964
[woman chattering]

794
00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:18,599
[Jack] Yeah, two Roman
candles for my friend here,

795
00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,034
- who forgot to pay.
- [Scottie] Buying things.

796
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:22,503
- [woman] Is that it? Okay.
- [Jack] Okay, that's it.

797
00:38:22,537 --> 00:38:24,806
- [Scottie] what about 400 best fireworks, man?
- [baby crying]

798
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:26,373
[woman] All right,
is that everything?

799
00:38:31,913 --> 00:38:33,881
[Collin] Wait,
fireworks? That's...

800
00:38:33,915 --> 00:38:36,517
You all are risking
my life to buy fireworks?

801
00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:38,085
No, no, no, no, no,
we got to start spending

802
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:40,021
some of that money on
feeding me, all right?

803
00:38:40,054 --> 00:38:42,990
And something good, all right?
No more cheese sandwiches.

804
00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:46,493
Here's the list of restaurants that I'm
willing to eat at in descending order.

805
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,596
Number one, Sizzler.

806
00:38:48,629 --> 00:38:50,631
Number two,
I don't know the name of it

807
00:38:50,665 --> 00:38:52,567
but it was that place where we
got those really good burgers.

808
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,535
- [firecrackers crackling]
- [yelling]

809
00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:57,839
[cackling]

810
00:38:57,872 --> 00:39:01,542
- [Scottie] Sorry, Jack.
- [Collin] You're the one who's going to blow up your own car.

811
00:39:01,576 --> 00:39:03,644
[mellow country music]

812
00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:27,869
Oh, hell, looks like
they're headed right for us.

813
00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:29,737
We going to have to bust
these poor boys.

814
00:39:30,671 --> 00:39:35,042
Hot damn, you better bet
your sweet bippy, baby!

815
00:39:35,076 --> 00:39:39,714
And you, you might want to
get your hair done, darling.

816
00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:42,617
'Cause after I take these
two bozos down...

817
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:45,119
every paper
in the tri-county area

818
00:39:45,152 --> 00:39:47,420
is going to be
knocking on that door.

819
00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:48,723
[knocks] Come in!

820
00:39:50,691 --> 00:39:53,961
Three gas depots in two days.
Who says they'll strike again?

821
00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:56,163
All right, this will
be just mighty fine.

822
00:39:56,197 --> 00:39:57,999
They can make
my picture right here

823
00:39:58,032 --> 00:39:59,934
in front of these plaques.

824
00:39:59,967 --> 00:40:04,205
Ooh. I'll be on the cover
of "People" magazine.

825
00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:06,007
I'm going
to meet President Carter,

826
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,909
go to dinner with
Farrah Fawcett.

827
00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:10,211
[chuckling] It's all
happening too fast.

828
00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:11,979
Wait, wait.

829
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:16,817
I could sing the national anthem
at Dallas Cowboys game.

830
00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:21,454
<i>♪ Oh say can you see ♪</i>

831
00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:23,658
<i>♪ By the dawn's early... ♪</i>

832
00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:24,792
Hell, they are going
to make me mayor.

833
00:40:24,825 --> 00:40:28,763
They're going to make me
mayor of Hero-town! [chuckles]

834
00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:33,067
[Parker] Sweet dreaming
little tater head.

835
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:37,004
By now, they're probably
desperate and miserable.

836
00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:39,472
[Scottie] You weren't eating like
this before you came across us.

837
00:40:39,507 --> 00:40:41,175
- [Jack] No, you were not!
- Hey, I know I'm doubting.

838
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,044
No, you were not
eating like this.

839
00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:44,879
I've a chicken on
a stick before.

840
00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:46,881
- I mean...
- You've had a dashboard full of food before.

841
00:40:46,914 --> 00:40:49,650
I'll admit I've never eaten
a car full of food but...

842
00:40:49,684 --> 00:40:51,218
- There you go.
- That's what I'm trying to say!

843
00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:53,721
[upbeat music]

844
00:40:53,754 --> 00:40:55,122
[crunching]

845
00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,662
[music stops]

846
00:41:01,696 --> 00:41:03,798
[crickets chirping]

847
00:41:03,831 --> 00:41:05,599
- [belches]
- [farts]

848
00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:12,573
I think America is
the land of freedom for anyone.

849
00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:16,143
Getting out of small towns,
getting to the big city.

850
00:41:16,177 --> 00:41:17,678
I'm a firm believer
in hard work.

851
00:41:17,712 --> 00:41:21,983
If you work hard, you'll, you'll be
able to get everything that you want.

852
00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:24,185
As long as you
pull up your bootstraps.

853
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:27,288
I guess I kind of
think that's bullshit.

854
00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:30,725
Dreamers and schemers.

855
00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:32,827
No, I'm a doer.

856
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,161
I'm a taker.

857
00:41:34,195 --> 00:41:37,164
The American Dream
is our prerogative,

858
00:41:37,198 --> 00:41:41,268
you know, to, to, to manifest our
destiny, you know? Uh, uh, uh.

859
00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:43,971
[tongue clicking]
Make it happen for yourself.

860
00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:47,775
I had a dream a couple weeks ago
that I was, like, in a claw machine

861
00:41:47,808 --> 00:41:49,677
and I was one of the bears

862
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:52,046
and, like, my father
was not grabbing me.

863
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:53,781
I don't know
what that meant but.

864
00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:56,183
Don't be afraid to give up
and start a new dream.

865
00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,286
I mean, there's
no shame in that.

866
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,956
[mellow rock music]

867
00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:07,194
[Scottie groaning]

868
00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:27,581
<i>♪ I once had a life ♪</i>

869
00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:31,252
<i>♪ Or rather life had me ♪</i>

870
00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:34,822
<i>♪ I was one among many ♪</i>

871
00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:37,858
<i>♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪</i>

872
00:42:37,892 --> 00:42:44,899
<i>♪ Well, I read an old quotation
in a book just yesterday ♪</i>

873
00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:47,902
<i>♪ Said, going to reap
just what you sow ♪</i>

874
00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:51,205
<i>♪ The debts you
make you have to pay ♪</i>

875
00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:52,740
<i>♪ Can you get to that ♪</i>

876
00:42:52,773 --> 00:42:54,742
<i>♪ Can you get ♪</i>

877
00:42:54,775 --> 00:42:56,343
<i>♪ I want to know ♪</i>

878
00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,813
<i>♪ I want to know
if you can get to that ♪</i>

879
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:01,649
<i>♪ Can you get ♪</i>

880
00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:05,686
<i>♪ I want to know
if you can get to that ♪</i>

881
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:09,123
<i>♪ I recollect
with a mixed emotions ♪</i>

882
00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:12,226
<i>♪ All the good times
we used to have ♪</i>

883
00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:14,061
<i>♪ But you were
making preparations ♪</i>

884
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:15,863
<i>♪ For the coming separation ♪</i>

885
00:43:15,896 --> 00:43:18,332
<i>♪ And you blew
everything we had ♪</i>

886
00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:22,369
<i>♪ When you base
your love on credit ♪</i>

887
00:43:22,403 --> 00:43:25,806
<i>♪ And your loving days
are done ♪</i>

888
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,242
<i>♪ Checks you signed
with a love and kisses ♪</i>

889
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:32,046
<i>♪ Later come back signed
insufficient funds... ♪</i>

890
00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:35,816
[music playing on radio]

891
00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:44,225
[Collin] Shouldn't we...
shouldn't you guys cool it?

892
00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:46,961
- You're going to get caught.
- [Scottie] And how are they going to catch us?

893
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:48,796
- [Jack] You going to snitch?
- [Collin] I'm not a snitch.

894
00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:49,897
[Scottie] You sound
like a snitch.

895
00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:51,031
[Collin] I'm not a snitch!

896
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:54,201
[Ricky] Yeah, gotcha.
Okay, yes, sir.

897
00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:59,206
Another robbery
out past Piedmont.

898
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,809
Last seen heading west
on Old County Road.

899
00:44:01,842 --> 00:44:02,710
Think it's them?

900
00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:05,146
[Parker] Who's on duty?

901
00:44:06,046 --> 00:44:10,751
<i>♪ Banner yet wave ♪</i>

902
00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:14,989
<i>♪ Over the land of the free ♪</i>

903
00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:18,692
<i>♪ And the home of ♪</i>

904
00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:23,097
<i>♪ The brave ♪</i>

905
00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:25,132
[imitates cheering]

906
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:27,034
Thank you. Thank you.

907
00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:29,770
[mellow folk music]

908
00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:39,246
[soft exhale]

909
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,117
<i>♪ Working
my fingers to the bone ♪</i>

910
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,290
<i>♪ Back on the old grindstone ♪</i>

911
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:52,293
[Scottie] Woo!

912
00:44:52,326 --> 00:44:54,061
<i>♪ Going this long ♪</i>

913
00:44:54,094 --> 00:44:55,963
<i>♪ Without a life ♪</i>

914
00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:58,732
[fireworks shooting]

915
00:44:58,766 --> 00:45:02,369
<i>♪ Tear a good man in half ♪</i>

916
00:45:05,005 --> 00:45:07,441
<i>♪ But I got dreams ♪</i>

917
00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:12,279
<i>♪ Breaking out of here ♪</i>

918
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:20,487
<i>♪ But it'll be a long time ♪</i>

919
00:45:20,522 --> 00:45:24,758
<i>♪ Before I'm in the clear ♪</i>

920
00:45:27,529 --> 00:45:31,865
<i>♪ I won't be at my next shift ♪</i>

921
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,934
[music muffling]

922
00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:37,938
<i>♪ Never going to see me again ♪</i>

923
00:45:40,474 --> 00:45:44,044
<i>♪ I'll be on the train
with my friends ♪</i>

924
00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:49,350
<i>♪ 'Cause I've got dreams ♪</i>

925
00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:52,019
[fireworks whirring and popping]

926
00:45:52,052 --> 00:45:57,124
<i>♪ Driving round ♪</i>

927
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:04,965
<i>♪ Catching
my breath with my feet ♪</i>

928
00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:06,767
<i>♪ On fresh ground ♪</i>

929
00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:11,573
[fireworks bangs]

930
00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:13,508
[fireworks crackling]

931
00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:15,042
[coughing]

932
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,018
[Collin] Sorry about
your mom, man.

933
00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:28,922
Oh, thanks, bud.

934
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:33,861
You think it's real?

935
00:46:33,894 --> 00:46:35,530
The coins and the treasure
and stuff?

936
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:39,233
Well, I feel like you're
missing the point.

937
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:44,305
All right.

938
00:46:46,173 --> 00:46:48,175
When I was a kid, I was
real afraid of the water

939
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:51,211
'cause all the creeks were ever
full of cottonmouths and shit.

940
00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:52,846
- Snakes.
- Yeah.

941
00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:57,451
So, this one time we went
on a real deal, you know,

942
00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:00,487
picket fence type of family
vacation, beach trip.

943
00:47:00,522 --> 00:47:03,223
- San Clemente!
- Yeah, that's right.

944
00:47:03,257 --> 00:47:05,225
And, uh, you know,
we got out to the beach,

945
00:47:05,259 --> 00:47:08,596
and it was beautiful
but I just... I wouldn't go in.

946
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:10,464
I was too scared.

947
00:47:13,568 --> 00:47:15,903
- So...
- [firework bangs]

948
00:47:15,936 --> 00:47:17,404
On the very last night,
she came and got me

949
00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:20,608
out of bed, took me beyond
the boardwalk, under a pier.

950
00:47:22,209 --> 00:47:25,212
And we're standing there,
we're looking at the water and, uh...

951
00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:29,517
you know, sure enough,
there was a little,

952
00:47:29,551 --> 00:47:32,353
a golden glint in
the water, in the surface.

953
00:47:32,386 --> 00:47:33,420
Snake!

954
00:47:34,388 --> 00:47:38,892
[chuckles] No,
a coin presumably, uh.

955
00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:41,061
And so, I'm looking at it,
just wide-eyed.

956
00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:43,464
And she's looking at me looking at it.
And so, my mama says to me,

957
00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:44,532
"Well...

958
00:47:46,233 --> 00:47:48,001
have you got the balls
or haven't you?"

959
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:49,403
[firework sparking]

960
00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,274
[firework bangs]

961
00:47:54,308 --> 00:47:55,909
[light tense music]

962
00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:06,019
Well... did you?

963
00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:08,455
Did you have the balls?

964
00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:15,195
I, uh, got in halfway
and froze up, nearly drowned.

965
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:23,036
- Got right in over my head.
- [Scottie] Yeah, he's kind of got a knack for that, Collin.

966
00:48:34,047 --> 00:48:35,015
[distant firework bang]

967
00:48:36,651 --> 00:48:40,187
But, uh, you know,
she scooped me out, obviously.

968
00:48:42,256 --> 00:48:43,625
Sounds like a great mom.

969
00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:46,393
Yeah, yeah.

970
00:48:46,427 --> 00:48:47,995
I mean, you know,
she left us the next summer,

971
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:50,164
so maybe jury is still
out on that one but, uh...

972
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,007
[Owens sniffing]

973
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,251
[firework bang]

974
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:20,060
[Scottie laughing]

975
00:49:20,093 --> 00:49:22,062
[Scottie yelling]

976
00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:24,465
[chuckles]

977
00:49:24,498 --> 00:49:26,233
[Scottie] Woo!

978
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:27,535
- [coughing]
- Hi-yah!

979
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:36,043
<i>♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪</i>

980
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:38,145
- [Jack] How?
- <i>♪ Round and round ♪</i>

981
00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:40,648
- Where?
- <i>♪ They go round and round ♪</i>

982
00:49:40,682 --> 00:49:44,418
<i>♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪</i>

983
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:47,120
<i>♪ All day... ♪</i>

984
00:49:57,197 --> 00:49:58,065
Doris...

985
00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:01,134
what kind of whiskey
did them boys steal

986
00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:03,103
from that gas
station in Piedmont?

987
00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:04,304
[radio frequencies whirring]

988
00:50:04,338 --> 00:50:07,575
[Catfish Crawford] <i>And
we're back into game six</i>

989
00:50:07,609 --> 00:50:09,276
<i>of this World Classic.</i>

990
00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:11,513
[Doris] <i>Let's see,
I just had that.</i>

991
00:50:11,546 --> 00:50:15,583
<i>Oh, it looks like
that Guitreau brand.</i>

992
00:50:15,617 --> 00:50:18,520
[Owens] <i>I'm out at
the campgrounds on 51.</i>

993
00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:20,254
Now, where is
the nearest liquor store?

994
00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:23,423
[Collin] At least you could
of put some pants on first.

995
00:50:23,457 --> 00:50:26,226
[Scottie] Are you uncomfortable
with my masculine nudity?

996
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,494
[Collin] It's just the nudity,
it's not...

997
00:50:27,529 --> 00:50:31,465
Okay, allowances.

998
00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:34,401
- Uh, allowances.
- Wait, I should go get the facepaint first

999
00:50:34,434 --> 00:50:36,203
- before we do this.
- No, man, no.

1000
00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:38,740
Look, we're...
playing it straight, man.

1001
00:50:38,773 --> 00:50:40,608
We've got plenty. Here.

1002
00:50:41,643 --> 00:50:44,579
That's wasteful, man.
We can just keep the money.

1003
00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:49,751
What? That's the deal.

1004
00:50:49,784 --> 00:50:52,286
You get some and I get the rest.

1005
00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:54,656
Drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks.

1006
00:50:54,689 --> 00:50:57,190
[imitates trumpet blowing]
This is my favorite!

1007
00:50:57,224 --> 00:51:00,695
- Yeah, why is that?
- 'Cause it's blue!

1008
00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:03,565
Get the red, and then I got the blue
and it's like. [imitates exploding]

1009
00:51:03,598 --> 00:51:06,366
- Oh, yeah, cool.
- Do you know why I get the blue ones, Jack?

1010
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,503
- No, why's that?
- Blue-lina!

1011
00:51:08,536 --> 00:51:11,338
- [laughing]
- That's your girlfriend, huh?

1012
00:51:11,371 --> 00:51:13,775
No, well, her name's Bohlina
but I say Blue-lina

1013
00:51:13,808 --> 00:51:15,409
- 'cause it sounds like...
- Aw, it's cute, man.

1014
00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:17,444
[Jack and Collin chattering
in the distance]

1015
00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:24,519
No.

1016
00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:25,419
Psst!

1017
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:29,289
Looks like
The Star Spangled Bandit.

1018
00:51:29,323 --> 00:51:31,759
- What?
- The Star Spangled Bandit.

1019
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,561
There's a big
reward for him, man.

1020
00:51:34,494 --> 00:51:37,364
[tense music]

1021
00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:38,533
That's him.

1022
00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:42,369
Holy shit!

1023
00:51:42,402 --> 00:51:44,505
And then she's got these hips.

1024
00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:46,608
Like, two...
like, she's got two hips.

1025
00:51:46,641 --> 00:51:48,408
- Two sets of hips?
- Yeah, no.

1026
00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:50,712
Damn, you really
think that's him?

1027
00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,880
According to that article,
man, they say he's tall,

1028
00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,281
he's good looking, he's fast.

1029
00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:55,850
And you just, you just move in,

1030
00:51:55,883 --> 00:51:57,484
and then I go, muah, muah, muah.

1031
00:51:57,518 --> 00:51:59,854
- All right, okay, yeah, cool.
- As I, muah, muah, muah.

1032
00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:01,656
[mumbles] It's like muah, muah.

1033
00:52:01,689 --> 00:52:03,390
- That's really sweet, man.
- It's so sweet.

1034
00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:04,559
What about this one though?

1035
00:52:04,592 --> 00:52:06,694
Bet he's the worst
of the whole lot, huh?

1036
00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:08,228
El Pavo?

1037
00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:10,732
Nah, he's like a sidekick.

1038
00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:12,634
- Say what?
- A sidekick.

1039
00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:14,468
Everybody knows The Bandit
is calling the shots.

1040
00:52:14,502 --> 00:52:17,170
- You got something on your...
- No, stop messing with my hair!

1041
00:52:17,204 --> 00:52:18,906
- Come on. Just hold still.
- I'm going to be all nerdy!

1042
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,240
El Pavo Bebe?

1043
00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:23,945
What's that mean, huh?
Why, why do they call him that?

1044
00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:26,714
Oh, that means a,
you know, a little turkey.

1045
00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:28,650
- Little turkey?
- Bird that can't fly, you know.

1046
00:52:28,683 --> 00:52:32,386
- Man!
- In some places pavo means, uh, peacock.

1047
00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:33,688
All right, all right, I heard.

1048
00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:36,891
- [clerk mumbles]
- He's the bird that can't fly!

1049
00:52:36,924 --> 00:52:39,426
'Cause they didn't see me,
'cause if they would've seen...

1050
00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:40,728
Oh, shit. Um...

1051
00:52:42,997 --> 00:52:44,966
- That's right.
- Take it easy.

1052
00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,834
All right, all right,
this is a holdup.

1053
00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:48,870
- [clerk] Take it easy.
- Oh, Jesus, he's got a knife.

1054
00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:51,606
- Look at him.
- [Scottie] This is a holdup from the, uh,

1055
00:52:51,639 --> 00:52:53,708
not the Little Turkey,
that's definitely for sure.

1056
00:52:53,741 --> 00:52:55,743
- [Jack] No, no, no, whoa!
- We're in the paper, man.

1057
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:58,713
- Oh, congratulations!
- Yeah, well, no, no, not congrats!

1058
00:52:58,746 --> 00:53:01,582
- They mucked it all up!
- Well, any publicity is good publicity, Scottie.

1059
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:03,918
No, no.
Hey, I'm the Indian Brave!

1060
00:53:03,951 --> 00:53:05,820
No, no, no, no, uh,
scratch that.

1061
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:09,389
- I'm the... uh, the Aztec.
- Whatever you say, Pavo.

1062
00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:11,592
Not the Pavo! No! I'm, uh,

1063
00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:14,428
- the Apache Warrior!
- Oh, that's good, yeah!

1064
00:53:14,461 --> 00:53:16,631
Yeah,
I'm the Apache Warrior, man!

1065
00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:18,298
And you're scared of me!

1066
00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:20,434
And I'm going to take
anything I want, all right?

1067
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,570
- Okay.
- I'm going to pay for this though.

1068
00:53:22,603 --> 00:53:25,773
- 79 cents.
- 79 cents, what a deal, you guys!

1069
00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:28,609
- Oh, my god.
- Big time, baby, big time!

1070
00:53:28,643 --> 00:53:30,712
You tell the papers
that you were scared!

1071
00:53:30,745 --> 00:53:32,880
You fear my war cry!

1072
00:53:32,914 --> 00:53:34,649
- Whoop whoop!
- Oh, boy.

1073
00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:36,483
- What? What was that?
- Try it again.

1074
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,019
That was not my war cry!

1075
00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:40,922
It was a joke, and I was
messing with you 'cause I'm...

1076
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,791
- Try again, try it again.
- Yeah, it's like, it's like... [clears throat]

1077
00:53:43,825 --> 00:53:47,662
[screaming]

1078
00:53:47,695 --> 00:53:48,863
Whoa!

1079
00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:53,768
[Collin] I'll be up front,
don't worry, guys, I got this.

1080
00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:55,536
- Officer.
- We can explain everything.

1081
00:53:55,570 --> 00:53:57,805
I got them. [laughing]

1082
00:54:01,809 --> 00:54:03,911
You all are stupid!

1083
00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,814
[grunting]

1084
00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:13,688
Don't it make a jackrabbit
spit in a bulldog's face.

1085
00:54:13,721 --> 00:54:15,590
[scoffs] What do we have here?

1086
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:17,859
In the flesh.

1087
00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:23,698
The Star Spangled Bandit
and The Turkey whatever...

1088
00:54:23,731 --> 00:54:26,968
No, man. Apache Warrior.
If you can call me Apache...

1089
00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,870
Shut up!

1090
00:54:28,903 --> 00:54:31,005
[chuckling] You all
are pathetic.

1091
00:54:31,038 --> 00:54:33,641
You got see no evil,

1092
00:54:33,674 --> 00:54:35,810
speak no evil, and stupid.

1093
00:54:36,711 --> 00:54:38,846
I'm sorry that I had
to rain on your parade,

1094
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,348
but it is over!

1095
00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:44,417
This is bullshit, you know! This guy
on the end, he didn't even do shit!

1096
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:46,721
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
I'm innocent.

1097
00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:48,455
- Please let me go.
- [Jack] It's true, sir.

1098
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:50,490
- Tell it to the judge.
- Don't worry, man,

1099
00:54:50,525 --> 00:54:53,594
- I'm not going to let you take the fall for this.
- It's okay, Jack.

1100
00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:56,429
I coerced him in to all of that.
I'm sorry about everything.

1101
00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:57,965
- It's okay.
- No, it's not!

1102
00:54:57,999 --> 00:55:00,001
- No, it's not okay!
- No, no, Jack,

1103
00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:01,769
it was a good dream.

1104
00:55:01,803 --> 00:55:03,470
I'm sorry they caught us

1105
00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:07,041
but we're going to die
in prison together.

1106
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,676
[Scottie] We're not
going to prison, Collin.

1107
00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:10,077
[Collin] We're going
to die in prison.

1108
00:55:10,111 --> 00:55:11,546
We're definitely
going to prison.

1109
00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:13,848
Yeah, your dead mom
would be proud of you.

1110
00:55:13,881 --> 00:55:16,751
- [Jack] I think so, too.
- Yeah, she's smiling from wherever she's buried.

1111
00:55:16,784 --> 00:55:19,419
Hey, I think we can get
out of these handcuffs.

1112
00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,055
- Mm-hmm.
- Use your feet.

1113
00:55:21,088 --> 00:55:23,558
- [Owens] We are at 38 and Main.
- You all aren't magicians.

1114
00:55:23,591 --> 00:55:26,794
- No, you'll make things worse!
- Collin, use your feet.

1115
00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:28,129
Nope, I don't need no backup.

1116
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,730
[Owens's echo] <i>I don't
need no backup.</i>

1117
00:55:30,898 --> 00:55:33,466
[Doris] <i>Owens,
could you repeat that?</i>

1118
00:55:33,501 --> 00:55:36,369
No, I said I'll be back there in
about two shakes of a lamb's ta...

1119
00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:38,673
[Owens's echo] <i>Two shakes
of a lambs tail.</i>

1120
00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:40,508
[Doris echoed]
<i>Two shakes of a what?</i>

1121
00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,076
[Owens] I'll be back in two
shakes of a lamb's tail.

1122
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,711
[echo overlapping]

1123
00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:47,682
- [thuds]
- [grunts]

1124
00:55:47,715 --> 00:55:49,784
[Jack whimpering]

1125
00:55:49,817 --> 00:55:50,751
[Doris] Owens?

1126
00:55:50,785 --> 00:55:55,623
- [thudding]
- [whimpering]

1127
00:55:59,827 --> 00:56:02,530
You, you...

1128
00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:05,032
and you.

1129
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,935
I ain't supposed to talk
to strangers,

1130
00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:09,637
so I reckon you can get.

1131
00:56:11,172 --> 00:56:12,372
Go!

1132
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:14,709
Go on!

1133
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:15,743
[barks]

1134
00:56:21,816 --> 00:56:25,019
[Doris] <i>Owens, come in
four-two-seven, over.</i>

1135
00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:29,657
- [jovial country music]
- [Catfish Crawford] <i>And now, Jooly Booly Rogers,</i>

1136
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,759
<i>the Mad Dogs' star pitcher,</i>

1137
00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:35,730
<i>finally gets his turn at
bat, and he smells blood.</i>

1138
00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:37,965
<i>His alligator eyes flashing</i>

1139
00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:40,067
<i>as he squares up to the mound.</i>

1140
00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,970
<i>The wind up,
here comes the pitch.</i>

1141
00:56:44,639 --> 00:56:47,642
<i>Into outer space, whoa!</i>

1142
00:56:47,675 --> 00:56:50,978
<i>Yes, friends, it is out of here!</i>

1143
00:56:51,012 --> 00:56:52,980
<i>Oh, geez.</i>

1144
00:56:56,250 --> 00:57:02,657
<i>As we wrap up the eighth, this could be the
end of the road for our hometown heroes.</i>

1145
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:04,725
- [thudding]
- [grunting]

1146
00:57:04,759 --> 00:57:06,694
I heard you like
fireworks, Jack.

1147
00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:08,629
Me too.

1148
00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:11,098
Back when
I was used to play ball,

1149
00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:13,200
they used to bust
so close over my head.

1150
00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:14,869
I could feel the heat.

1151
00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:17,538
That's all I wanted...

1152
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,708
was for Ma to say good game.

1153
00:57:22,043 --> 00:57:23,611
That's what them
fireworks meant!

1154
00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:31,218
[phone ringing]

1155
00:57:35,623 --> 00:57:37,490
- Hello?
- [Blue] <i>I got them, Ma.</i>

1156
00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:42,797
Put him on.

1157
00:57:47,101 --> 00:57:48,135
Jack?

1158
00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:51,238
Poor, stupid Jack.

1159
00:57:51,272 --> 00:57:53,641
You got a price on your head

1160
00:57:53,674 --> 00:57:57,044
higher than
a blue ribbon piggie,

1161
00:57:57,078 --> 00:58:02,116
and I'm going to be the one
that brings you in to slaughter.

1162
00:58:08,656 --> 00:58:10,758
[phone beeping]

1163
00:58:16,630 --> 00:58:20,001
[operator] <i>If you'd like to make a
call, please hang up and try again.</i>

1164
00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:23,104
<i>If you need help, hang up,
and then dial your operator.</i>

1165
00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:25,706
[grunting]

1166
00:58:30,311 --> 00:58:32,713
Hey, you!

1167
00:58:36,650 --> 00:58:38,619
Don't, don't do it!

1168
00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,054
[truck revving]

1169
00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,214
Oh, no. No, no, no.

1170
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,918
There you is little cricket.

1171
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:13,654
All nice and sweet.

1172
00:59:15,623 --> 00:59:17,224
Why don't you
put that gun down...

1173
00:59:18,759 --> 00:59:20,227
- before I rip your legs...
- [gunshot bangs]

1174
00:59:20,261 --> 00:59:21,328
[Blue grunts]

1175
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,302
[eerie music]

1176
00:59:30,337 --> 00:59:31,338
[Collin] Scottie, you okay?

1177
00:59:31,372 --> 00:59:32,640
Got to get Jack out of here.

1178
00:59:32,673 --> 00:59:34,208
Jack, wake up! Wake up, Jack!

1179
00:59:34,241 --> 00:59:37,111
You got to wake up. You got
to wake up, Jack. You got to.

1180
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:40,714
Don't die. Don't die,
you got to wake up.

1181
00:59:42,116 --> 00:59:45,186
[Catfish Crawford]
<i>And so, for one final game,</i>

1182
00:59:45,219 --> 00:59:46,287
<i>the Outlaws...</i>

1183
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,255
[King George]
Where we going, fellas?

1184
00:59:49,256 --> 00:59:51,292
And where are your bags?

1185
00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:53,160
[echoed voices]

1186
00:59:54,929 --> 00:59:56,363
We love trips.

1187
01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:04,271
You and me, man.
San Clemente, San Clemente!

1188
01:00:04,305 --> 01:00:07,308
- [laughing]
- [seagulls squawking]

1189
01:00:07,341 --> 01:00:09,844
<i>♪ There's plenty of gold
in world we're told ♪</i>

1190
01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:12,046
<i>♪ On the banks of San Clemente ♪</i>

1191
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:14,315
[laughing maniacally]

1192
01:00:31,432 --> 01:00:32,766
Well...

1193
01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:36,704
I don't, I don't really know
if it's for everybody.

1194
01:00:38,105 --> 01:00:42,309
You know, I don't know if
everybody can really go for it.

1195
01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,878
Sometimes you just can't.

1196
01:00:43,911 --> 01:00:46,013
Don't quit, don't get stuck.

1197
01:00:46,046 --> 01:00:49,683
No matter what anybody
tells you, keep trying.

1198
01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:51,752
Watch your back,
you know what I'm saying?

1199
01:00:51,785 --> 01:00:53,888
It's a crazy world out there.

1200
01:00:53,921 --> 01:00:55,723
Some girls just
ain't pretty enough.

1201
01:00:56,790 --> 01:01:00,227
It just ain't
in their heritage. [chuckles]

1202
01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:05,132
[Hal Hopper] <i>Gas shortages
are keeping folks off the roads.</i>

1203
01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:06,433
<i>The cost is too high.</i>

1204
01:01:06,467 --> 01:01:08,435
<i>No one wants
to leave their home.</i>

1205
01:01:08,469 --> 01:01:10,971
<i>America,
founded on Westward expansion</i>

1206
01:01:11,005 --> 01:01:13,340
<i>has gone and over
expanded itself.</i>

1207
01:01:13,374 --> 01:01:15,843
<i>Too little jelly
over too much toast.</i>

1208
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:18,145
<i>And here's our weather report...</i>

1209
01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:19,914
[Scottie groaning]

1210
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,956
- [Jack] Where are we, man?
- Outside Santa Fe.

1211
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:38,232
- [Scottie] Did you kill her?
- [Collin] She's still out there.

1212
01:01:38,265 --> 01:01:39,266
Got this though.

1213
01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:43,370
- [Jack chuckles] Oh!
- That's a sweet piece of metal, Collin.

1214
01:01:44,438 --> 01:01:46,473
[Collin] So,
we're friends, right?

1215
01:01:46,508 --> 01:01:49,443
- Collin!
- Uh, yeah, no, man, we're really...

1216
01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:52,780
- We're best friends, Collin.
- Yeah, all right, so I got to thinking last night,

1217
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,014
I had some time to think.

1218
01:01:54,949 --> 01:01:57,351
And you know,
you guys have really put me

1219
01:01:57,384 --> 01:01:58,919
through hell this whole time.

1220
01:01:58,953 --> 01:02:01,822
I mean, all the hold ups,
the hostages, the knife.

1221
01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:04,291
I mean, I'm going to get fired
over this, that's for sure.

1222
01:02:04,325 --> 01:02:05,826
I shot that girl.

1223
01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:08,963
My shoes, my shoes are really
nasty now, you know?

1224
01:02:08,996 --> 01:02:12,066
And all the while, I have to
think, you know, what's happening?

1225
01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:13,234
Am I doing something wrong?

1226
01:02:13,267 --> 01:02:17,004
Am I making these choices
that lead to these situations?

1227
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:22,076
Am I letting this happen? So, I think
it's time we do something different.

1228
01:02:26,581 --> 01:02:27,915
You going to kill us?

1229
01:02:30,150 --> 01:02:31,952
We're going to Wakeman, boys.

1230
01:02:31,986 --> 01:02:33,854
[Jack chuckles]

1231
01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:34,888
My man.

1232
01:02:35,823 --> 01:02:38,259
So, uh, Wakeman, huh?
That's interesting.

1233
01:02:38,292 --> 01:02:41,061
You never really told us what
happened with you and your old lady.

1234
01:02:41,095 --> 01:02:43,565
No, no, no, no, no,
I'm a private person

1235
01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:47,301
and we're keeping that private.
Case closed, no way.

1236
01:02:47,334 --> 01:02:48,302
[Scottie] All right.

1237
01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:52,540
And so she says,
to me, she says,

1238
01:02:52,574 --> 01:02:54,408
"I'm moving to Arizona.

1239
01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:57,311
I want you to move with me."

1240
01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:59,380
[mellow music on radio]

1241
01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:01,516
- Go with her!
- But I had a good job, you know?

1242
01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:03,484
- Oh!
- I mean, catalogs is good business.

1243
01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:05,219
You said it yourself!
Catalogs is good business!

1244
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:08,155
You dumb son of a bitch!
Collin, she loves you, man.

1245
01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:09,490
- Bang!
- [both yell]

1246
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,892
[laughing]

1247
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,929
Is that it?
You think that's funny?

1248
01:03:21,135 --> 01:03:22,169
Bang, bang, bang!

1249
01:03:22,202 --> 01:03:23,337
Okay, all right!

1250
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:24,905
[Jack] Okay, okay, good joke.

1251
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,008
[Collin] Look at
the old Apache Warrior,

1252
01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,877
crying like a baby.

1253
01:03:29,910 --> 01:03:31,045
The Baby Pavo!

1254
01:03:36,450 --> 01:03:39,186
Dying ain't much
of a living, boy.

1255
01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:42,089
Round here,
due process is a bullet.

1256
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,191
We deal in lead, friend.

1257
01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:46,360
[gunshots banging]

1258
01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:47,961
[shattering]

1259
01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:50,497
[Jack] Aw, hell.

1260
01:03:53,934 --> 01:03:55,035
[sighs] They ID'd us.

1261
01:03:55,069 --> 01:03:56,604
- [Collin] What?
- [Scottie] Yeah.

1262
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,911
[Jack] Uh, hostage identity
still unknown. You're good, man.

1263
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:07,081
What did it say about me?

1264
01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:09,416
Uh, "Scottie Aldo, 20s,

1265
01:04:09,450 --> 01:04:12,486
indeterminate race,
uh, serial offender."

1266
01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:16,658
Come on, man. Me!

1267
01:04:16,691 --> 01:04:18,926
- Yeah.
- "Scottie Aldo."

1268
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:22,262
I got my name
in the papers! [laughs]

1269
01:04:25,132 --> 01:04:27,368
[gunshots firing]

1270
01:04:30,672 --> 01:04:33,641
It's the big time, Jack.
That's all we need.

1271
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,944
[cackling]

1272
01:04:38,412 --> 01:04:40,548
Go on, Collin, pick them up.

1273
01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:44,918
[Collin] All right, but only
because I want to pick them up.

1274
01:04:48,389 --> 01:04:50,124
[Scottie] Hey, Jack,
check this out.

1275
01:04:50,157 --> 01:04:51,425
[Collin] This one goes here

1276
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:53,227
and the big bottle
goes on the big rock.

1277
01:04:54,662 --> 01:04:56,598
Don't shoot him in the...
Scottie, man.

1278
01:04:58,332 --> 01:04:59,400
[Scottie] I seen a bird!

1279
01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:03,303
He looked like he was coming at
you, so I was going to shoot him.

1280
01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:05,906
- [Collin] Don't shoot me!
- [Scottie] All right, now bend over.

1281
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,410
[Blue grunts]

1282
01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:15,583
[Blue grunting]

1283
01:05:15,617 --> 01:05:17,251
[phone ringing]

1284
01:05:28,630 --> 01:05:29,664
Hello?

1285
01:05:29,697 --> 01:05:32,433
Great thundering
Christ Almighty!

1286
01:05:32,466 --> 01:05:34,201
[Blue] They was mean,
they shot me, they did.

1287
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:37,971
Well, then next time,
you shoot them back.

1288
01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:38,939
<i>You hear me?</i>

1289
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:42,409
[sighs]

1290
01:05:42,443 --> 01:05:43,477
<i>Hello?</i>

1291
01:05:43,511 --> 01:05:45,613
Ma, I can't sleep no more.

1292
01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:47,014
Oh, Blue.

1293
01:05:49,517 --> 01:05:50,951
You want a story?

1294
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:53,353
Yeah.

1295
01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:56,524
[mellow folk music]

1296
01:05:56,558 --> 01:05:59,426
Once, there was

1297
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:03,598
a wise, wise king

1298
01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:07,067
who was having trouble
with some wicked peasants.

1299
01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:13,340
So she called on
her favorite knight

1300
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:17,512
to hunt them dead.

1301
01:06:19,046 --> 01:06:20,113
Okay.

1302
01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:22,049
[King George] <i>The end.</i>

1303
01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:29,356
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1304
01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:33,994
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1305
01:06:35,429 --> 01:06:36,564
This going to be it.

1306
01:06:36,598 --> 01:06:41,803
<i>♪ Like I'm almost ♪</i>

1307
01:06:41,836 --> 01:06:43,337
<i>♪ Gone ♪</i>

1308
01:06:46,473 --> 01:06:48,543
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1309
01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:55,617
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1310
01:06:55,650 --> 01:07:02,289
<i>♪ Like I'm almost gone ♪</i>

1311
01:07:05,693 --> 01:07:12,399
<i>♪ Long, long way from home ♪</i>

1312
01:07:15,637 --> 01:07:22,409
<i>♪ Long, long way from home ♪</i>

1313
01:07:25,112 --> 01:07:27,381
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1314
01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:30,284
[seagull squawking]

1315
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:32,152
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1316
01:07:34,756 --> 01:07:41,663
<i>♪ Like a motherless child ♪</i>

1317
01:07:51,673 --> 01:07:54,474
[Doris sobbing]

1318
01:07:55,442 --> 01:07:59,212
[Chief Parker] Aw hell, why you
had to go get yourself killed?

1319
01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:01,783
Now I got to get
these boys killed.

1320
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:04,318
Everybody is killing everybody.

1321
01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,225
Put out a bulletin
across state lines.

1322
01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:13,393
[exciting music]

1323
01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:16,229
We need cop cars out,
we need road blocks,

1324
01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:19,801
we need a car at every
gas station this side of Mexico.

1325
01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:20,835
[Ricky] Sure thing.

1326
01:08:20,868 --> 01:08:22,469
[Doris sobbing]

1327
01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:30,878
[Scottie] All right,
all right, all right.

1328
01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:32,747
Let's see, let's see, let's see.

1329
01:08:33,715 --> 01:08:36,618
Uh, rack my brain,
rack my brain.

1330
01:08:36,651 --> 01:08:38,485
[Jack] Come on,
buddy, you got this.

1331
01:08:38,519 --> 01:08:40,588
[Scottie] I spy something white.

1332
01:08:40,622 --> 01:08:42,557
All right, is it, uh,
light and fluffy?

1333
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:45,693
- Yeah.
- Is it a cloud?

1334
01:08:45,727 --> 01:08:46,928
That was quick, Collin.

1335
01:08:46,961 --> 01:08:49,897
Well, you know,
you're not very good at this.

1336
01:08:49,931 --> 01:08:51,164
My turn.

1337
01:08:51,198 --> 01:08:55,570
I spy with my little eye
something,

1338
01:08:55,603 --> 01:08:57,905
that's trouble, police.

1339
01:08:57,939 --> 01:08:59,874
Whoa, stop the car!

1340
01:08:59,907 --> 01:09:01,341
[Collin] Okay, we should
probably turn around.

1341
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,210
[Jack] Oh, no,
we should definitely.

1342
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:06,313
[Scottie] All right,
I'm just going to back it up.

1343
01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,415
[Collin] Technically no one
guessed police barricade,

1344
01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,484
so I still won that round.

1345
01:09:10,518 --> 01:09:12,520
[tense music]

1346
01:09:12,553 --> 01:09:14,488
[distant police siren]

1347
01:09:14,522 --> 01:09:16,791
[Collin] All right,
so what, we wait it out

1348
01:09:16,824 --> 01:09:18,425
or just go back the way we came?

1349
01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:19,661
There's no going back, man.

1350
01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:20,928
She's coming for us,
we're trapped.

1351
01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,462
[Scottie] Let's go to Mexico.

1352
01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:24,565
- I know Collin's down.
- I don't like nachos,

1353
01:09:24,599 --> 01:09:26,333
[Scottie] You do like nachos.

1354
01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:27,869
I do not like nachos.
Why do you keep saying...

1355
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,570
Guys, if we go into Mexico
as wanted men,

1356
01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:30,805
there's no coming back.

1357
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:33,340
That's the point, Jack!
Why would we?

1358
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:35,743
We could be infamous
banditos, man!

1359
01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:37,545
Butch and Sundance-style!

1360
01:09:39,547 --> 01:09:41,248
We'll go straight through.

1361
01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:43,350
[Scottie] What,
like a blaze of glory?

1362
01:09:43,383 --> 01:09:45,419
[Jack] Slow and steady,
plain sight.

1363
01:09:45,452 --> 01:09:47,454
[Scottie] They've
seen our faces.

1364
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:48,523
They know who we are.

1365
01:09:50,758 --> 01:09:51,626
[Jack] Not Collin.

1366
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:56,430
- [Collin] Oh, guys, I don't, I don't know about that.
- [Jack] No, I know.

1367
01:09:56,463 --> 01:09:58,866
[Collin] And even if I knew about
that, I mean, they know the car!

1368
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,267
[exciting music]

1369
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,536
[Jack] I got a plan.

1370
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:06,574
[Scottie] Oh, wait, Collin,
give me a cigarette real quick.

1371
01:10:06,607 --> 01:10:09,409
[Collin] Oh, yeah,
I'll be right back.

1372
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:10,444
[Scottie] He ain't coming back.

1373
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:15,583
[dramatic music]

1374
01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:36,971
[Collin] Okay, you can do this.

1375
01:10:37,004 --> 01:10:39,707
You got this. You're just going to drive
up to them and you're going to say,

1376
01:10:39,741 --> 01:10:42,309
"Hey, I'm Collin." And they'll be
like, "Oh, I'm a police officer."

1377
01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:45,479
And then they'll ask for your ID
and you'll give it to them.

1378
01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:47,682
Anything gets into trouble,
you can handle this, Collin.

1379
01:10:48,850 --> 01:10:51,351
Don't throw up. Whatever you do,
don't throw up on them.

1380
01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:54,789
- [Scottie] Give them hell, man.
- [Jack] No! Don't give them hell, just be cool.

1381
01:10:54,822 --> 01:10:56,791
[Collin's muffled arguing]

1382
01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:00,762
Just shut up!

1383
01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:02,930
[tense music]

1384
01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:11,706
[clears throat]

1385
01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:14,842
- [officer] Howdy.
- Uh, howdy.

1386
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:19,580
[officer] License.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1387
01:11:19,614 --> 01:11:24,018
I have that.
I, I have my... just got to...

1388
01:11:24,986 --> 01:11:25,853
It's in here.

1389
01:11:27,121 --> 01:11:28,288
Here you go.

1390
01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:37,532
- Pretty far from home.
- Oh, yeah, um. [clears throat]

1391
01:11:37,565 --> 01:11:39,499
Uh, got a lady in Wakeman.

1392
01:11:39,534 --> 01:11:42,003
Um, everything,
uh, everything all right?

1393
01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,571
[Ed] Everything
all right for you?

1394
01:11:43,604 --> 01:11:45,907
[Collin] Yeah, no, it's nice.

1395
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:48,308
- A little hot.
- Say, Ed!

1396
01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:53,648
You got to pen?

1397
01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:13,400
- All right then, drive safe.
- You too.

1398
01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:16,971
[car starting]

1399
01:12:17,004 --> 01:12:18,105
[Jack] Just gun it, man!
Just gun it!

1400
01:12:18,139 --> 01:12:19,774
We got a problem, wait a second!

1401
01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:21,142
- Shit, shit.
- Put your hands on the wheel!

1402
01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:22,743
- Okay.
- Put your hands on the wheel, right now!

1403
01:12:22,777 --> 01:12:24,846
Drop it! Drop it!

1404
01:12:24,879 --> 01:12:27,682
What are you doing? No!

1405
01:12:27,715 --> 01:12:30,450
What the hell? Goddammit, dude!

1406
01:12:30,483 --> 01:12:32,687
No, what is this?
This was not the plan!

1407
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,156
- You said gun it, Jack!
- That's not what gun it means!

1408
01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:36,891
Sir, if I said you gun it,
you would think?

1409
01:12:36,924 --> 01:12:38,491
What would you think?
What would you think I meant?

1410
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:40,895
- Pull out the gun, man!
- No, nobody thinks that!

1411
01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:44,065
- If I...
- Guns and keys, if you please!

1412
01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,801
- Guns and keys!
- Jack, it was a little misleading.

1413
01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:48,502
- It was not misleading!
- Everybody knows that gun it...

1414
01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:50,805
- It was very misleading!
- I'm a innocent hostage,

1415
01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:53,541
by the way, officer, and I put my
hands on the wheel like you said.

1416
01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:55,710
- [Scottie] Toss them, toss them!
- Okay, I'm going to toss them.

1417
01:12:55,743 --> 01:12:56,978
- All right.
- There you go.

1418
01:12:57,011 --> 01:12:59,146
Boys, you just been bamboozled

1419
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:02,950
by the one and only,
Apache Warrior!

1420
01:13:02,984 --> 01:13:06,486
- [screaming]
- Whoa, why are you still doing that?

1421
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,756
All right, Apache Warrior,
I'm giving you my gun.

1422
01:13:08,789 --> 01:13:10,591
- Come on, come on!
- Don't do it, Ed.

1423
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,727
- Don't do it, Ed.
- I'm giving him my gun.

1424
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,661
[Hank] Ed, don't do it.

1425
01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,864
[gunshots banging]

1426
01:13:16,898 --> 01:13:17,932
Dammit, Ed!

1427
01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:25,907
- [laughing]
- Glad you're laughing, man.

1428
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,174
Glad you think that was funny.

1429
01:13:29,243 --> 01:13:32,146
- You all right?
- Hell, yeah, I'm all right, Jack!

1430
01:13:32,179 --> 01:13:33,180
- Woo!
- [Jack] You all right, man?

1431
01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,916
I'm good.

1432
01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:37,618
[Jack] Oh, shit, oh, shit!

1433
01:13:37,652 --> 01:13:39,153
Look, it went in one end
and out the other.

1434
01:13:39,186 --> 01:13:42,023
In one end and out the other!
We can fix it, Jack!

1435
01:13:42,056 --> 01:13:43,691
We just plug up the hole,
that's it!

1436
01:13:43,724 --> 01:13:45,458
[Jack] What? We got to
get him to a hospital.

1437
01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:47,995
If we go to a hospital right
now, they're going to find us!

1438
01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:49,697
Guys, guys, I'm fine.

1439
01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:51,732
I "deal in lead," remember?

1440
01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:53,634
Watch, I can... [grunting]
Nope, nope, nope.

1441
01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,569
[Jack] Look at this guy,
he's like a fountain!

1442
01:13:55,603 --> 01:13:58,005
I'm just going to, I'm just
going to take a little nap.

1443
01:13:58,039 --> 01:13:59,974
No, stay awake, man!

1444
01:14:00,007 --> 01:14:01,709
- Hey, hey, Collin.
- Wakeman?

1445
01:14:01,742 --> 01:14:04,011
[tense music]

1446
01:14:08,215 --> 01:14:09,884
[Scottie garbled]
Hey, there's my guy!

1447
01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:11,552
[Jack garbled] Hey, buddy,

1448
01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,154
we're going to get
you to the next town.

1449
01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:17,490
[Collin] Hey...

1450
01:14:19,026 --> 01:14:20,094
Jack.

1451
01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:22,797
Hey.

1452
01:14:23,864 --> 01:14:27,101
[somber music]

1453
01:14:37,912 --> 01:14:39,113
[Jack] We're going to get
you to a hospital.

1454
01:14:39,146 --> 01:14:40,314
They're going to get you
patched up, all right?

1455
01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:42,883
You're going to be spic'n'span
for your big day with Bohlina.

1456
01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:44,085
- [Collin] Jack.
- What?

1457
01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:49,256
I'm glad I had to pee
at the Pump N Stump.

1458
01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:57,231
[somber music]

1459
01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:19,186
[Jack] Hey, hey!

1460
01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:20,955
Help us!

1461
01:15:20,988 --> 01:15:22,656
Can somebody help us?

1462
01:15:32,233 --> 01:15:34,702
[thunder crashing]

1463
01:15:45,312 --> 01:15:47,181
[Scottie] Think he's going
to be all right?

1464
01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:49,917
[Jack] I don't know.

1465
01:15:52,019 --> 01:15:52,987
[Scottie] Damn.

1466
01:15:54,155 --> 01:15:55,689
I'm going to miss that guy.

1467
01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:04,632
[Jack] He got blood
all over his tie.

1468
01:16:06,801 --> 01:16:09,637
- [Scottie] Hell of a tie too.
- Hell of a tie.

1469
01:16:18,979 --> 01:16:20,314
What the hell was that, man?

1470
01:16:23,818 --> 01:16:26,754
I was just cleaning up your mess, Jack.
I didn't hurt anyone.

1471
01:16:26,787 --> 01:16:28,289
Yeah, man, people got hurt.

1472
01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:30,624
It wasn't my plan.

1473
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:32,893
Never is.

1474
01:16:34,061 --> 01:16:35,863
Wasn't Collin's plan either.

1475
01:16:42,136 --> 01:16:43,771
Hey, you know,
if you don't like the plan,

1476
01:16:43,804 --> 01:16:45,706
you don't have to come
along for the plan, man!

1477
01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,408
You can get out anytime, man!

1478
01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,843
Yeah, you know what, just g...

1479
01:16:50,411 --> 01:16:53,781
Yeah, you know what, screw you, man.
You don't get no gold, or shrimp or...

1480
01:16:55,249 --> 01:16:56,617
or nothing.

1481
01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:06,961
[Scottie] There's
nothing there, man.

1482
01:17:06,994 --> 01:17:10,064
Shrimp pasta sounds
nasty anyway.

1483
01:17:10,097 --> 01:17:11,098
Hey!

1484
01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:13,300
Hey!

1485
01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:17,138
Fuck!

1486
01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:33,020
[somber music]

1487
01:17:40,094 --> 01:17:42,863
[cheerful music]

1488
01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:44,231
Maybe next year?

1489
01:17:45,266 --> 01:17:48,202
There's always next year?

1490
01:17:49,737 --> 01:17:51,138
Well, fuck you.

1491
01:17:51,172 --> 01:17:53,741
Good things just don't happen.

1492
01:17:53,774 --> 01:17:55,142
I don't know who told you that.

1493
01:17:55,176 --> 01:17:58,145
Your dreams ain't never
going to come true.

1494
01:17:58,179 --> 01:18:02,783
No, 200 years from now, nobody
is going to know who you were.

1495
01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:04,919
And someday,
you're going to wake up...

1496
01:18:05,953 --> 01:18:09,924
and you're going to realize
that you are a fuck up.

1497
01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:11,358
[chuckling]

1498
01:18:13,394 --> 01:18:15,029
I don't know, it's like...

1499
01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:18,032
it's like, you roll the dice...

1500
01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:21,035
you pay the price.

1501
01:18:22,236 --> 01:18:23,437
Nothing comes free.

1502
01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:26,140
Nothing comes free
in this world.

1503
01:18:26,173 --> 01:18:29,843
[tense dark music]

1504
01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:41,255
[seagulls cawing]

1505
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:10,351
[calm music]

1506
01:19:39,514 --> 01:19:41,248
[car starting]

1507
01:20:13,147 --> 01:20:16,417
[dial tone]

1508
01:20:16,450 --> 01:20:18,218
[Catfish Crawford] <i>Oh, daggum!</i>

1509
01:20:18,252 --> 01:20:19,486
- [phone ringing]
- <i>Looks like it's over</i>

1510
01:20:19,521 --> 01:20:22,122
<i>before it started. What a shame.</i>

1511
01:20:24,058 --> 01:20:25,426
What?

1512
01:20:25,459 --> 01:20:27,861
[Jack] <i>You win.
I want to end this.</i>

1513
01:20:28,563 --> 01:20:30,164
Well, Jack!

1514
01:20:31,432 --> 01:20:34,536
I am in the presence
of real celebrity!

1515
01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:37,237
[chuckles] <i>You know
what a goddamn honor it is</i>

1516
01:20:37,271 --> 01:20:39,139
<i>to be talking to you, Jack?</i>

1517
01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:41,308
Look, you can have whatever
you want, all right?

1518
01:20:41,342 --> 01:20:43,911
You want, you want money,
I got money for you.

1519
01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:45,580
You want my car?
You can have my car.

1520
01:20:45,613 --> 01:20:47,615
<i>I want you, Jack.</i>

1521
01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:51,085
On a platter.

1522
01:20:51,118 --> 01:20:55,122
[scoffs] Well, uh,
pardon me for saying so

1523
01:20:55,155 --> 01:20:57,291
but that's no way
to make a deal.

1524
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,626
No.

1525
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:04,231
[laughs] Oh, you stupid,
dumb, son of a bitch.

1526
01:21:04,264 --> 01:21:06,400
You don't know, do you?

1527
01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:11,338
We got your friend.

1528
01:21:11,372 --> 01:21:14,441
<i>He was trying
to knock over a bank.</i>

1529
01:21:14,475 --> 01:21:18,112
<i>Luckily,
little Blue answered the call</i>

1530
01:21:18,145 --> 01:21:19,514
<i>before the coppers could.</i>

1531
01:21:20,648 --> 01:21:22,883
So, this is what
we're going to do.

1532
01:21:23,951 --> 01:21:27,154
You are going to drive
and meet Blue

1533
01:21:27,187 --> 01:21:31,458
one mile into the desert
off of Exit 70.

1534
01:21:31,492 --> 01:21:32,594
You get Scottie.

1535
01:21:33,528 --> 01:21:34,662
I get you.

1536
01:21:35,597 --> 01:21:39,366
And Blue... gets the gold.

1537
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,536
[King George laughing]

1538
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,337
<i>One hour, Jack.</i>

1539
01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:44,338
<i>Drive safe.</i>

1540
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:54,616
[radio host] <i>Grab your grills
and granny too, folks!</i>

1541
01:21:54,649 --> 01:21:58,520
<i>It's clear skies for America's birthday
here in sunny Southern California.</i>

1542
01:21:58,553 --> 01:22:02,423
<i>The firework show starts up behind
Veterans Memorial Airfield at sundown.</i>

1543
01:22:02,456 --> 01:22:05,058
<i>In national news,
after a bungled bank job,</i>

1544
01:22:05,092 --> 01:22:07,729
<i>authorities say they're closing
in on the notorious crime duo</i>

1545
01:22:07,762 --> 01:22:11,432
<i>known as the Star Spangled
Bandit and the Apache Warrior.</i>

1546
01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:13,333
<i>The fate of their
hostage remains unknown.</i>

1547
01:22:13,367 --> 01:22:16,236
<i>Well, folks, that's all
from Breezy Bob McKee.</i>

1548
01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:18,673
[tense music]

1549
01:22:35,523 --> 01:22:38,325
Uh, all right, uh, Jack Buckner.

1550
01:22:38,358 --> 01:22:41,328
I was born in Buckatunna but I
live in Aberdeen now, Mississippi.

1551
01:22:41,361 --> 01:22:42,664
Number one thing is to know
what you're doing, man.

1552
01:22:42,697 --> 01:22:46,166
If you don't have a plan,
you got nothing, uh.

1553
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,435
Number two thing is to stick with it.
Number three is to find the folks

1554
01:22:48,469 --> 01:22:50,337
who are going to help
you along the way.

1555
01:22:50,370 --> 01:22:52,607
When I was a little kid,
I just figured I had to be a mechanic

1556
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,309
like my pop, you know? Because I
didn't think I had any other shot.

1557
01:22:55,342 --> 01:22:56,578
But the fact
of the matter is this,

1558
01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:58,111
a man can do whatever
he pleases to do.

1559
01:23:01,398 --> 01:23:03,108
Think anyone can
achieve the dream?

1560
01:23:05,587 --> 01:23:06,721
No, it's easy, man.

1561
01:23:08,455 --> 01:23:10,190
You just got to have the balls.

1562
01:23:10,224 --> 01:23:12,760
[energetic music]

1563
01:24:03,645 --> 01:24:07,447
[tense music]

1564
01:24:32,540 --> 01:24:34,341
[Scottie] Why'd you
come back, Jack?

1565
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:36,443
Bank robbery, huh?

1566
01:24:36,476 --> 01:24:38,111
Did you clean up?

1567
01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:40,447
- While they were closed.
- Oh, shit.

1568
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,382
That's actually
a pretty good idea.

1569
01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,685
How'd you do?

1570
01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:44,586
I couldn't get in.

1571
01:24:45,887 --> 01:24:48,088
Oh, closed.

1572
01:24:51,793 --> 01:24:53,761
Shot out every one of them
windows though.

1573
01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,195
[chuckling]

1574
01:24:55,228 --> 01:24:57,364
[Blue] Looks like
it's time, boys.

1575
01:24:57,397 --> 01:24:59,232
[Jack] All right, Blue,
all right.

1576
01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:01,636
Square deal.

1577
01:25:02,704 --> 01:25:06,139
You get me, Scottie goes free.

1578
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:09,544
[Blue] No, Jack.

1579
01:25:09,577 --> 01:25:12,212
I'm going to shoot you, I is.

1580
01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:13,648
And it's going to be fun too.

1581
01:25:14,616 --> 01:25:16,651
Always wanted to be
a pitcher, I did.

1582
01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:20,387
Ain't it funny how
I became a catcher instead?

1583
01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:25,593
Strike one, you stole
my Ma's money and skipped town.

1584
01:25:25,627 --> 01:25:27,595
[rambling]

1585
01:25:29,229 --> 01:25:30,364
[gun cocking]

1586
01:25:30,397 --> 01:25:31,933
Strike three, Jack.

1587
01:25:31,966 --> 01:25:33,501
You talk too much.

1588
01:25:33,534 --> 01:25:34,569
- [gun clicks]
- [grunts]

1589
01:25:36,571 --> 01:25:39,540
[energetic music]

1590
01:25:39,574 --> 01:25:40,908
[laughs]

1591
01:25:40,942 --> 01:25:43,343
I said there were a lot of
them damn windows, Blue!

1592
01:25:43,377 --> 01:25:45,345
[Jack] Woo,
that was smooth, man!

1593
01:25:45,379 --> 01:25:49,282
[Scottie] She's out of there!
Who's the umpire now, Blue?

1594
01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:50,685
That was it?

1595
01:25:50,718 --> 01:25:52,219
Come on, boys!

1596
01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:53,420
[Scottie] Go, go,
go, go, go, go!

1597
01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:54,656
Get it!

1598
01:25:54,689 --> 01:25:56,591
[gunshots firing]

1599
01:26:00,962 --> 01:26:02,563
[Scottie cackles]

1600
01:26:02,597 --> 01:26:03,463
Go!

1601
01:26:05,332 --> 01:26:07,802
[laughing]

1602
01:26:07,835 --> 01:26:10,203
[lively music]

1603
01:26:10,237 --> 01:26:13,206
- [hollers]
- [Scottie] Woo!

1604
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,976
[Catfish Crawford] <i>And check
out Jooly Booly on the mound,</i>

1605
01:26:15,009 --> 01:26:17,244
<i>he is spitting mad!</i>

1606
01:26:17,277 --> 01:26:19,881
- <i>Here's the pitch and oof!</i>
- [gunshots firing]

1607
01:26:19,914 --> 01:26:22,215
<i>Whizzes right by Pops McGee.</i>

1608
01:26:22,249 --> 01:26:23,918
[cackles]

1609
01:26:23,951 --> 01:26:25,987
<i>A little too close for comfort.</i>

1610
01:26:26,020 --> 01:26:27,789
<i>Oh, that's strike one.</i>

1611
01:26:35,029 --> 01:26:37,832
<i>And the pitch, low and outside.</i>

1612
01:26:37,865 --> 01:26:39,299
<i>He got him, strike two.</i>

1613
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:40,802
[shrieking]

1614
01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:44,438
[gunshots firing]

1615
01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:46,406
<i>It's all been fun
and games until now.</i>

1616
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,943
<i>Rogers winding up, here he goes.</i>

1617
01:26:48,976 --> 01:26:51,311
- [gunshot bangs]
- <i>Rockets the ball over the plate.</i>

1618
01:26:51,344 --> 01:26:53,948
<i>A swing and a miss, two outs.</i>

1619
01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:54,949
We're going to die!

1620
01:26:54,982 --> 01:26:56,884
[laughing] I know!

1621
01:26:56,918 --> 01:26:59,520
[Scottie] But maybe if we
don't want to, I had a thought!

1622
01:26:59,554 --> 01:27:01,022
- [Jack] Okay!
- [Scottie] Like a plan, Jack.

1623
01:27:01,055 --> 01:27:02,990
If we want to do things
my way for once.

1624
01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:03,958
Okay.

1625
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,426
Okay?

1626
01:27:07,895 --> 01:27:08,896
Okay.

1627
01:27:14,301 --> 01:27:17,505
- [Scottie] And when I count to four...
- [Jack] Four? Why not three?

1628
01:27:17,538 --> 01:27:19,607
- [Scottie] It's my plan Jack, I like four!
- [Jack] All right, fine,

1629
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,576
just hurry, Scottie.
Go, go, go, go!

1630
01:27:26,748 --> 01:27:28,950
[Catfish Crawford] <i>Ocean
City still down by two.</i>

1631
01:27:28,983 --> 01:27:32,687
<i>Two outs,
and all eyes are on Davis.</i>

1632
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:38,325
<i>This could be
the impossible Cinderella story.</i>

1633
01:27:38,358 --> 01:27:40,027
[energetic music]

1634
01:27:40,061 --> 01:27:41,428
[spits]

1635
01:27:44,031 --> 01:27:45,398
[growls]

1636
01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,635
[tense music increasing]

1637
01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:51,773
[bird screeching]

1638
01:27:53,107 --> 01:27:54,876
- [music stops]
- [Scottie] Do it.

1639
01:27:54,909 --> 01:27:56,644
[Catfish Crawford]
<i>A mad dash for home!</i>

1640
01:27:56,677 --> 01:27:59,013
<i>Chili Bowl Davis
rounding second.</i>

1641
01:27:59,046 --> 01:28:00,748
- <i>The ball is scooped!</i>
- [Scottie] One!

1642
01:28:00,782 --> 01:28:02,517
[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Davis is going to go for it!</i>

1643
01:28:02,550 --> 01:28:04,585
<i>He's nuts, he's rounding third</i>

1644
01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:06,453
<i>now but here comes the ball!</i>

1645
01:28:06,486 --> 01:28:08,923
- [laughing]
- Whoo, come on, boys!

1646
01:28:08,956 --> 01:28:10,423
[Scottie] Two!

1647
01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:11,959
<i>On a collision
course with the catcher!</i>

1648
01:28:11,993 --> 01:28:13,326
[Scottie] Three!

1649
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:14,996
[cars crashing]

1650
01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:17,965
[Scottie] Four.

1651
01:28:17,999 --> 01:28:19,567
[Catfish Crawford]
<i>Did they get him?</i>

1652
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,803
<i>Did the catcher hang onto it?</i>

1653
01:28:21,836 --> 01:28:23,638
<i>He is...</i>

1654
01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:24,872
[gunshot bangs]

1655
01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:27,074
<i>...out, out.</i>

1656
01:28:27,108 --> 01:28:31,979
<i>Aw, Jesus, and the outlaws lose.</i>

1657
01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,413
[Blue] Come on out, fellas!

1658
01:28:34,849 --> 01:28:37,852
[fireworks whistling]

1659
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,354
[fireworks cracking]

1660
01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:43,825
[mellow music]

1661
01:28:43,858 --> 01:28:48,663
[Catfish Crawford] <i>And Rogers
is getting a hero's ovation.</i>

1662
01:28:48,696 --> 01:28:49,997
[crowd cheering]

1663
01:28:50,031 --> 01:28:52,867
<i>Living legend, living legend.</i>

1664
01:28:58,573 --> 01:28:59,941
- [gulps]
- [firework whistles]

1665
01:28:59,974 --> 01:29:02,543
[explosion bangs]

1666
01:29:02,577 --> 01:29:04,645
[fireworks
whistling and cracking]

1667
01:29:13,788 --> 01:29:14,789
[Jack loudly sighs]

1668
01:29:20,828 --> 01:29:22,462
[Jack] Christ, it's hot today.

1669
01:29:22,495 --> 01:29:23,363
[Scottie] It's a lot of heat.

1670
01:29:24,065 --> 01:29:25,066
[sighs]

1671
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:27,034
Well.

1672
01:29:29,737 --> 01:29:30,671
Here they come.

1673
01:29:34,474 --> 01:29:37,845
Go get us one of them good spots at the
beach, Jack. I'm gonna go lose them.

1674
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:41,082
No, no, man, I'll lose them.
You go, all right?

1675
01:29:41,115 --> 01:29:42,683
I'll fight you for it.

1676
01:29:42,717 --> 01:29:44,552
Loser takes the fall.

1677
01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:45,720
- [chuckles]
- Come on.

1678
01:29:46,954 --> 01:29:49,090
Apache Warrior
squares up with him.

1679
01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:50,691
One, one, two!

1680
01:29:50,725 --> 01:29:51,626
That was a hard hit.

1681
01:29:51,659 --> 01:29:52,827
Here he comes again!

1682
01:29:53,828 --> 01:29:55,630
He's a maniac! He's crazy!

1683
01:29:55,663 --> 01:29:56,597
[grunts]

1684
01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:57,698
Good hit, good hit!

1685
01:29:57,732 --> 01:29:59,567
One, one, two!

1686
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,135
Oh, wait, he's shook.

1687
01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:03,104
Lightning Jack sees his opening!

1688
01:30:03,137 --> 01:30:04,672
Apache Warrior isn't ready.

1689
01:30:04,705 --> 01:30:05,673
The hit, here it comes!

1690
01:30:05,706 --> 01:30:08,075
And the hit! [blows]

1691
01:30:08,109 --> 01:30:10,544
[wailing]

1692
01:30:10,578 --> 01:30:11,979
[chuckles]

1693
01:30:13,014 --> 01:30:14,115
You got me.

1694
01:30:15,216 --> 01:30:16,984
I guess I got to go
take the fall now.

1695
01:30:18,953 --> 01:30:20,922
I'm going to go get
my face in them papers.

1696
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:24,424
It's going to look good too.

1697
01:30:26,928 --> 01:30:30,598
And you,
you go get your shrimp pasta!

1698
01:30:30,631 --> 01:30:33,100
[mellow music]

1699
01:30:36,604 --> 01:30:38,072
[car revving]

1700
01:30:54,956 --> 01:30:57,124
[police officer]
<i>Pull over, stop the vehicle.</i>

1701
01:30:58,926 --> 01:31:01,595
[Scottie] Woohoo!

1702
01:31:04,865 --> 01:31:07,134
[birds chirping]

1703
01:31:07,168 --> 01:31:09,570
[gentle music]

1704
01:31:25,886 --> 01:31:26,887
[knocking]

1705
01:31:29,056 --> 01:31:33,661
<i>♪ Nothing is the same now
nothing ♪</i>

1706
01:31:36,664 --> 01:31:40,835
<i>♪ No one is so safe now no one ♪</i>

1707
01:31:43,838 --> 01:31:48,209
<i>♪ There's so much I don't know
so much ♪</i>

1708
01:31:51,212 --> 01:31:53,114
<i>♪ Nothing is the same now... ♪</i>

1709
01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:54,915
- [interviewer 1] Scottie!
- [people chattering]

1710
01:31:54,949 --> 01:31:56,550
Mr. Scottie, Mr. Scottie!

1711
01:31:56,584 --> 01:31:58,085
[cameras clicking]

1712
01:31:59,687 --> 01:32:01,188
[interviewer 1 muffled] <i>Scottie!</i>

1713
01:32:01,222 --> 01:32:02,990
[muffled chattering]

1714
01:32:05,026 --> 01:32:06,761
[interviewer 2]
<i>Mr. Scottie, Mr. Scottie!</i>

1715
01:32:06,794 --> 01:32:08,696
[interviewer 3]
<i>You're the talk of the town!</i>

1716
01:32:10,798 --> 01:32:11,932
You know what?

1717
01:32:11,966 --> 01:32:14,668
Bad dogs never get
put down easy.

1718
01:32:14,702 --> 01:32:16,971
We apprehended
the Apache Warrior,

1719
01:32:17,004 --> 01:32:19,106
but the Star Spangled Bandit,

1720
01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:23,110
well, we found pieces
of his body exploded

1721
01:32:23,144 --> 01:32:25,212
all over the middle
of the desert.

1722
01:32:28,883 --> 01:32:30,317
You get what you put in.

1723
01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:34,088
Damn shame.

1724
01:32:39,927 --> 01:32:42,263
[Collin] Sometimes, what you
wanted wasn't the best thing

1725
01:32:42,296 --> 01:32:44,065
or even the right thing.

1726
01:32:44,098 --> 01:32:45,833
You just got to go for it.

1727
01:32:45,866 --> 01:32:50,738
Hope that somehow, in the end,
it all works out.

1728
01:32:52,239 --> 01:32:53,841
[Scottie]
I don't think just anybody

1729
01:32:53,874 --> 01:32:55,376
can achieve their dream,
you know?

1730
01:32:55,409 --> 01:32:58,646
I think... it takes
a little something,

1731
01:32:58,679 --> 01:32:59,847
it takes a little heart.

1732
01:33:00,781 --> 01:33:03,084
Um, I mean,
everybody's got heart,

1733
01:33:03,117 --> 01:33:06,320
but... I guess
not everybody uses it.

1734
01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:10,124
Some people be thinking
with their heads too much.

1735
01:33:12,193 --> 01:33:17,031
<i>♪ Nothing is the same now
nothing ♪</i>

1736
01:33:17,064 --> 01:33:18,899
<i>♪ Nothing ♪</i>

1737
01:33:21,335 --> 01:33:24,171
[birds tweeting]

1738
01:33:36,450 --> 01:33:38,886
Here's my advice to you, is,

1739
01:33:38,919 --> 01:33:40,354
don't just sit there, all right?

1740
01:33:41,455 --> 01:33:42,323
All right.

1741
01:33:47,761 --> 01:33:50,364
[upbeat music]

1742
01:33:50,467 --> 01:33:55,467
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1743
01:35:06,874 --> 01:35:10,077
[somber folk music]

1744
01:35:40,841 --> 01:35:43,143
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1745
01:35:45,813 --> 01:35:47,881
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1746
01:35:50,184 --> 01:35:57,124
<i>♪ Like I'm almost gone ♪</i>

1747
01:36:00,094 --> 01:36:02,496
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1748
01:36:05,032 --> 01:36:09,370
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1749
01:36:09,403 --> 01:36:16,010
<i>♪ Like I'm almost gone ♪</i>

1750
01:36:19,614 --> 01:36:26,020
<i>♪ Long, long way from home ♪</i>

1751
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:36,130
<i>♪ Long, long way from home ♪</i>

1752
01:36:38,633 --> 01:36:41,268
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1753
01:36:44,038 --> 01:36:46,140
<i>♪ I feel ♪</i>

1754
01:36:48,475 --> 01:36:55,482
<i>♪ Like a motherless child ♪</i>