Karpy, Johz, Luna and Asta? Will this madness never end?

[00:27:11] <@Johz> Luna!  That blog is awesome!  :P
[00:27:38] <+Luna> :D
[00:29:51] <+Karp> why not just punch me in the face, johz?
[00:30:04] <@Earth> o.O
[00:30:08] <@Johz> Can't I just talk to my friends?
[00:30:14] <@Johz> We're not going through this again, are we?
[00:30:20] Luna giggles
[00:30:22] <@Johz> I hate how you're so jealous and protective!
[00:30:28] <+Karp> youre so inconsiderate
[00:30:31] <@Johz> Give me some room to breath, man.
[00:30:41] <+Karp> how can i?
[00:30:50] <+Karp> whenever i turn my back youre chatting up someone else!
[00:31:00] <@Johz> I'm not chatting anyone up here.
[00:31:11] <@Johz> I'm just talking.
[00:31:12] <@Johz> Casually.
[00:31:16] <+Karp> dont lie, you were never good at it.
[00:31:30] <@Johz> I didn't realise you were banning talking in this place as well.
[00:31:38] <@Johz> Lying?
[00:31:43] <@Johz> That's rich coming from you.
[00:31:58] <+Karp> what are you talking about?
[00:32:04] <@Johz> "I've never done anything with Josh" - we've all seen the pictures.
[00:32:17] Luna sits Earth down next to her to watch... handing her some chocolate
[00:32:20] <+Karp> those are fake and you know it!
[00:32:23] Earth noms some chocolate
[00:32:32] <@Johz> Fake?  And why would anyone do that?
[00:32:42] <+Karp> joshua's in love with me
[00:32:50] <+Karp> and hes trying to push me and you apart
[00:32:50] <@Johz> Are you really accusing Wop of trying to split our beautiful partnership up?
[00:33:04] <+Karp> why, because you kissed him!/
[00:33:16] <@Johz> I never kissed Wop.
[00:33:21] <@Johz> That is the most disgusting lie.
[00:33:26] Asta kisses johz
[00:33:28] Asta kisses wop
[00:33:36] <@Johz> >.>
[00:33:38] <@Asta> by the commutative property
[00:33:41] <@Asta> johz kissed wop :3
[00:33:50] <+Karp> and now youre cheating on me with asta D:
[00:33:55] <@Johz> That's really distractive while I'm trying to shout at Karpy.
[00:34:00] <@Johz> **distracting
[00:34:06] <@Johz> And that was not cheating.
[00:34:11] <@Asta> xD
[00:34:13] <@Johz> It was a peck.
[00:34:24] <@Asta> ha
[00:34:26] <+Karp> you loved it, just admit it.
[00:34:27] <@Asta> there was tongue
[00:34:27] <@Asta> ;)
[00:34:30] <@Johz> Your mother does worse to me when I'm forced to come round and visit.
[00:34:31] <+Karp> ^ O_O
[00:34:45] Karp throws a pan at Johz
[00:34:45] <@Johz> Asta's tongue, maybe, but none of mine.
[00:34:51] Johz ducks
[00:35:01] Luna covers her eyes
[00:35:02] <@Johz> Now look what you've done.
[00:35:05] <+Karp> dont you ever talk about my mother again!
[00:35:10] <@Johz> Smacked Earth right in the face.
[00:35:14] <@Earth> ?!
[00:35:23] <+frattastan> What's happening here? >_>
[00:35:35] <+Karp> stay out of it fratt
[00:35:38] <@Johz> ^
[00:35:45] <+Karp> if you come too close johz will try to come onto you
[00:35:50] <+frattastan> Ok. :P
[00:35:51] <@Johz> It's between me, and this lying shit here.
[00:35:53] Luna pulls Fratt to sit next to her and Earth and feeds him chocolate
[00:35:58] <@Johz> I would never come onto Fratt.
[00:36:07] frattastan snuggles Luna and noms on chocolate
[00:36:08] <@Johz> I mean...  I've got standards.
[00:36:12] <+Karp> lol
[00:36:19] <+Karp> Ok, maybe not fratt.
[00:36:27] Luna snuggles and tends to Earth's face
[00:36:30] <@Johz> And no-one else, either.
[00:36:31] <+Karp> But what about Asta, you didnt try to stop her
[00:36:36] <@Johz> You know you're the only man for me.
[00:36:44] <@Johz> I couldn't stop her.  It was assault!
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[00:36:54] Kogvuron [[email protected]] is now known as ABK
[00:36:55] Earth stabs Karp.
[00:37:01] <+Karp> D:
[00:37:03] ChanServ [[email protected]] has set mode +v ABK
[00:37:08] ABK [[email protected]] is now known as Kogvuron
[00:37:09] Karp crumples to the floor
[00:37:10] <@Earth> you hit me with a pan. >.>
[00:37:15] <@Johz> Oh...
[00:37:16] <@Johz> Karpy!
[00:37:22] <@Johz> Someone call an ambulance!
[00:37:23] <+Karp> johz... come closer
[00:37:32] <@Johz> Don't worry, Karpy, it's all going to be fine
[00:37:44] <+Karp> i feel cold, johz
[00:37:44] <@Johz> There, see, there's not that much blood.
[00:37:53] <+Kogvuron> D:
[00:37:59] <@Johz> Snuggle up here, Karpy, I'll look after you.
[00:38:04] <+Kogvuron> I.. I
[00:38:08] <+Kogvuron> I buried the money....
[00:38:15] <+Kogvuron> a.....a.....t
[00:38:15] <+Karp> i forgive you johz
[00:38:18] Kogvuron dies
[00:38:19] Karp dies
[00:38:25] <@Johz> Noooo...
[00:38:30] <@Johz> Earth, how could you...
[00:38:33] <@Johz> Wait, I'm free.
[00:38:36] <@Johz> So, Luna...  >.>
[00:38:38] <+Luna> :P
[00:38:48] <+Luna> yes?
[00:38:48] Karp haunts Johz
[00:39:03] <@Earth> Because he hit me with a pan!
[00:39:22] <@Johz> Well, now he's out of the way, I've got some party rings to share, if you're interested.
[00:39:32] Johz bats away at the ghost
[00:39:49] <@Johz> Err, you guys can't see that, right?
[00:40:12] <+Luna> That ghostly image around you?
[00:40:17] <+Luna> Sure
[00:40:22] Luna waves to Karpy
[00:40:25] <@Johz> Ah, at least I'm not imagining things.
[00:42:37] <+Luna> It's a little late for party rings...
[00:45:50] <@Johz> Probably.  But then I don't have anything on tomorrow, so we can party ring all night long.
[00:46:08] Luna giggles
[00:46:27] <+Luna> but I have to do things tomorrow
[00:47:13] <+Karp> by things do you mean your blog?
[00:47:18] <@Johz> Well, maybe another night.