My little Human: The start.

>Walking towards your house, you see that the door is slightly ajar.
"Wow, never thought that something here would rob an extinct race."
>You hear that the tv in your house is on.
>What the shit? Are they still in there?
>"-and what do you think what happened to cause the civil war?"
>"I think it was caused by the rising numbers in blacks upon the populace of whites."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-"
>You see Rainbow, Pinkie, and Fluttershy sitting on your couch.
>Watching.
>My.
>Little.
>Human.
"Why the fuck are you watching this stupid shit?"
>Pinkie pipes up, "Because it's informative!"
>Rainbow rambles, "Why did you scream when they were talking about the civil war?"
"Because, that isn't why it started."
>Fluttershy flies to you, "Why did it start?"
"The hicks down south wanted slaves to do their work, while the yanks up north, wanted the hicks to get off their fat asses and let their slaves free."
>Rainbow asks, "What are slaves?"
"People who are forced to work for nothing and punished dearly when they fuck up."
>Pinkie ponders, "What fully started the war?"
"Some hicks got together and bombed a small base off the coast of North Carolina, called Fort Sumter, a base held by the yanks in the south."
>Rainbow questions, "W-why would they do that?"
"Because some people back home really hated each other."
>The show starts up again.
>"When did Abraham Lincoln went missing-"
"Nope. fuck this stupid fucking show."
>Moving the ponies out of your house, you smash your tv and go up to your room.
"Fucking pony day-time tv."