Rule 63 AiE CH 1

>You wake up
>Feeling tired even though you had a good sleep
Ah another day in Equestria…
>Do morning routine
>You remember that you have brunch planned with Elusive
>You are about to open the door when you hear a knock
…Oh shit
>You sigh and decide to get this over with
>You open the door feeling not really ready for what you were expecting
>BS: Hello Femanon…do you like playing slave and master?
No…just no
>You close the door and walk past the latex wearing pony
>You see that Butterscotch has brought a cart filled with erotic toys with him
Can I borrow your cart?
>BS: Oh well…uhm
Okay thanks Butterscotch for lending me your cart and for offering to take me to town
>You remove the toys and toss them behind a bush
>Don’t want anyone seeing those in front of your house or with you
>Butterscotch starts to put the harness on but you stop him
BUTTERSCOTCH! I can’t have you taking me to town in that outfit. Other ponies will say something, please take it off
>Butterscotch removes the outfit with ease
>This might not be Butterscotch’s first time wearing that
>Butterscotch hooks up to the cart and takes you to town
I need you to take me to the usual place where we eat brunch with Elusive
>BS: Okay
>You look around and wave at other ponies
>You hear flapping of wings and smile
>RB: Hey Femanon
Hey Rainbow Blitz
>RB: Oh hey Buttterscotch don’t think I forgot you. So Femanon after my shift is over wanna head over to the pub and have some drinks?
Yeah actually
>RB: Don’t worry about if any stallion tries anything funny. Rainbow Blitz will be there with you and if they do BAM WHAM SMASH TO THE MOOOONNNNN. Ha-ha I am too fast anyway to let them lay a hoof on you
>You smile at his cockiness
I trust you Rainbow Blitz, I really do feel like you are my brother sometimes
>You see him land next to you and Butterscotch and he keeps up with a trot
>The cart suddenly stops
>BS: We’re here Femanon
Thanks Butterscotch
>BS: No…problem
>You get down and give him a kiss on top of his head
Butterscotch I know you’re the Element of Kindness but…really I do not need to find out what my fetish is, okay?
>BS: Okay…enjoy your date with Elusive…
>RB: DATE!? You’re going on a date with Elusive?
No, no, no I am not. It’s just a brunch meeting about a job offering at his shop. I am getting tired at working Quills and Sofas. The pay really doesn’t cover everything since I live alone now. I am hoping that with being Elusive secretary slash assistant then I could enjoy Ponyville more with some extra cash and worry free.
 >You notice that Blitz has calm downed and gave you a smile
>RB: Well good luck with your meeting then Femanon.
>BS: Yes good luck to you too. I know Elusive will give you that job and some benefits as well, he is the Element of Generosity.
Thanks guys, you really are some great friends
>You gave them a smile and a wave and head off to go meet with Elusive
>You walk in and tell the waiter that you are sharing a table with Elusive
>He escorts you to his table and you see Elusive get up as soon as he sees you
Elusive! It is great to see you
>Elusive kisses your hand
>Elusive: Yes, it is great seeing you again darling.
>He is such a gentlecolt
>You both sit down and grab a menu
So Elusive, I think I will order my usual
>Elusive: As well as I my dear, but how about with some wine?
>You think it over but figure that nothing can go wrong since it is with Elusive.
>Also pony alcohol is weak as a kitten
Yeah that will be great actually
>Elusive: Well I do think a bottle from Berry Punch’s selection would be a good choice
>You both give the waiter your orders
So Elusive I think we should start talking business
>Elusive: Straight to the point, I really do like that about you Femanon. Yes well we both know that I really want to hire you. You have been here for more than a year. The princes have met you and thanked you for your help with us for our little adventures.
>The waiter arrives with the wine and fills your glass and as well as Elusive
>Elusive: Thank you, well yes I do see you as a great aid to me. I cannot always ask Dusk Shine to lend me Spine for help. It is wrong of me to abuse such a friendship from her. And she is growing up and I can’t let her waste her time with an old stallion like me. These are the benefits you will be getting, I will give you some free clothing and you can request for a day off whenever you want. I will decide to let you have it or not if I don’t really need your help. You have sick days actually; I do not want our Femanon to get too sick. Sadly though I do not cover insurance dear, the business does not bring in as much as I would like too. Also spa days are free as well, if I go then well dear you go unless there has to be something done on that day. I will be paying by day, I would do salary if it was any other pony but then again no other pony would get the option of having a day off whenever they want. The rate is 50 bits a day and extra depending the work that is done. Is there any question dear or would you like to talk more?
>You really have nothing but decide to pretend to think more about it
>It really is a good deal and you cannot take more advantage of Elusive
>He has been one of the ponies to help out more when you first got here in Equestria
Well Elusive you have a deal
>Elusive: Wonderful! A toast to our new relationship!
>You clink glasses and you drink some wine
I cannot wait to begin Elusive. I think neither of us will regret this
>Your orders come in and you two enjoy the meal
>In between bites and after you and Elusive finish eating. You two were talking about what will be ahead of you two now as employer and employee
Well Elusive I think it’s time for me to leave, check please!
>You go for your purse but you already know what will happen
>Elusive: Femanon, please do think more highly of me. A gentlecolt pays for a lady and I will not have you spend a single bit
>He pays for the meal and you two give each other goodbyes
>You walk towards a cupcake building to get your daily treat of the day from a good friend of yours
>You open the door and hear Bubble Berry’s voice greeting you
Hey Berry it’s me
>He comes out from the kitchen and gives you a smile
>BB: Femanon! I know why you are here
Why am I here Berry?
>BB: You are here for a CUPCAKE! A special cupcake
You’re right. Geez Berry you know me so well
>BB: I know a lot of ponies Femanon but there is only one human who is my bestest friend
>Berry disappears behind the counter and reappears in front of you
>You almost have a heart attack but all that workout with Rainbow makes sure you’re healthy as  a horse
>BB: Here ya go, a Femanon specially made cupcake on the house
Thanks Berry and you should let me pay you once in a while, I don’t think the Cakes would be happy if you kept giving me a free cupcake everyday
>BB: No they won’t, they love you Femanon
>You smile and eat the cupcake
Delicious as always Berry
>BB: Glad you like it Femanon
>You say good bye to him and head over to Quills and Sofas
>You figure it is time to say goodbye to your boss
>You walk into the store and see that it is empty
Hey Miss Loveseat
>ML: Femanon! Why are you here on a day off? You should be enjoying the great weather
I am, but I came here for a reason
>This was going to be tough but it had to be done
>You are sad though that she will have to look for another employee
>It must be tough being a widow and owning a business you started with someone you loved
>You start to tear up
I am sorry but I am going to start working for someone else now. I quit but do believe me that it wasn’t anything with you. It’s just…it’s just that I need to start my life and I need a job that pays more. I am alone and I know you don’t pay much simply because you need to keep this business running. I am..
>You start to cry
>You feel so guilty since she and her husband were the ones to give a job when you first got here and let you live with them
>But you couldn’t always live with them and she does have her daughter living with her now
>ML: It’s fine dearie. I always knew that eventually you would leave. I am glad that I got to work with you and have met you. I know I will still be seeing you around
Thank you for helping me and I really do appreciate for all what you and your husband, may he rest in peace, have done for me. You and my friends really did help me. If you ever want to see me then stop by my little house or stop by Elusive’s boutique. I will be working with him now
>ML: Ah Elusive, what a fine fellow. Well Femanon do enjoy your new job and you too can stop by here or at my house
>You give her a hug and a tearful goodbye
>Why the fuck are you crying
>Man the fuck up you sissy bitch
>oh wait…you’re a girl so it’s okay to cry
>But you stop because you don’t want anyp0ny to see you crying or smear your makeup
>You grab your purse and looked into a compact mirror to clean yourself up
There, looking good as always
>You look at the sun and see that it is getting close to the end of Rainbow’s shift
>Your stomach grumbles and you feel hungry
>You head over to where Rainbow eats his dinner before he meets with you at the pub
>Maybe by luck you will meet him there and eat with him
>You head over to the small restaurant and see a rainbow mane sticking out of the sea of ponies
>Eeyup he is there
>You walk in the place and sneak up on Rainbow
>You can’t help but have a stupid grin on your face
>You cover his eyes with your hands
Guess who?
>RB: What? Oh uhm Femanon?
Correct, hey I came here to eat too before we left to the pub
>You sit down in front of him
How was work?
>RB: It was good as usual
>Your stomach grumbles reminding you to get something to eat
Hold on Blitz I need to order
>RB: Well okay. I am still waiting for my order to be complete
>You order your food and head back to Rainbow
>He gets up as you sit down
>RB: My food is ready
>You just sit in the chair and look down at the table
>Rainbow comes back with two orders
YOU BOUGHT TWO ORDERS?
>RB: No, no, no, no actually I had the cook do yours before everyone else. one is mine and the other is yours
Oh okay. thanks Rainbow
>You gave him a smile and dug in
>You both enjoy your food and Rainbow talks about his work
>RB: And then my boss let me out early for doing a good job
You really do work hard at your work
>RB: Yeah well finishing it good and fast can lead to some slacking
>You both leave the restaurant and head over to the pub
>After a while you start to feel cold
>You really wish Rainbow was a human so he would have given you his sweater or jacket...but he is a horse
>Rainbow leans into you trying his best to give you warmth
>RB: Here lean into me so you can warm up. I forgot you have no fur
Thanks Rainbow
>You two arrive at the pub
>Rainbow opens the door for you
Thank you
>You walk in and see some the usuals are here
>You find a table to sit down at
>RB: Here I'll got us some drinks
>You sit down at the table and wait for Rainbow to come back
>AJ: Well look who we have here. The beautiful enchanting human Miss Femanonymous
Hey Applejack
>He gives you his cocky smile
I am here with Rainbow Blitz so I would tone it down before he gets here
>AJ: Ah wouldn't worry about him right now, so Femanon...when will you go on that date with me?
Applejack, I know you like to be honest with your feelings but no. I am sorry I don't see you that way
>AJ: It doesn't hurt to try Femanon, it just doesn't hurt to try
SO what brings you here?
>AJ: MacIntosh is in the back giving them their Applejack Daniels shipment. Well I should be heading out now, see ya nother time Femanon
Bye AJ
>You watch the orange stallion leave to help out his sister
>Rainbow comes back with two mugs and a pitcher on his ass
>RB: Here you go Femanon, a mug for you and me
We should chug this first one Blitz
>RB: Oh did you get the job?
YES! *SQUEE* its the best thing to happen to me-
>You go on and on about the contract and the many possibilities
>After a few more beers being chugged down quickly you had 6 mugs (and one and half of Rainbows) within the hour
>You started to feel buzzed
Rainbow I need to head home can you go with me?
>RB: Yeah I'll walk you home. Gotta keep you safe
I just drank the beers to fast
>RB: And the shots
THERE WERE SHOTS? WHEN DID I DRINK THOSE?
>RB: No need to yell Femanon. Lets take you home and hopefully the walk will calm you down
Yeah, thanks Rainbow you're the best
>You walk out with Rainbow Dash
>Oh fuck
>You forgot that it was going to be cold tonight for some odd reason
>The cold air just hits you and you feel drunk now
>You stumble and lean on Rainbow
Rainbow...the cold air..
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End of Chapter One of Rule 63 AiE