Cruor quits and heldplayer is drunk

<heldplayer> Cryor, jlelp me
<Lyqyd> Hey Cruor, Gopher.
<Briman> Cruor, ban heldplayer until tomorrow
<Briman> for his own good
<heldplayer> vbriman: i'll just go to a noither channel
<Briman> Lyqyd, heldplayer needs halp
<-> Stary2001 is now known as Stary2001|afk
<heldplayer> nkoooo
-*- heldplayer jhids
<Cruor> no
<Lyqyd> What on earth is going on?
<Cruor> to heck with this channel
<Briman> Lyqyd, heldplayer is drunk
<heldplayer> I'm go^proably going t ogbze so emerassed tomorrow
<Briman> you are
<Briman> i'll save the log
<heldplayer> bu I ca'tr not today
<heldplayer> i feeeeel aamzaezring
<heldplayer> I mlive woine
<heldplayer> ok, im' sick of this oarlady
<heldplayer> ojk, let's try to -type provperly now
<Gopher> I've been too drunk to type quickly. I've never been too drunk to correct my typos, tho.
<heldplayer> I am too drubk to type
<Gopher> yes, so you've indicated
<Briman> yes
<heldplayer> I'm TOo drunk to type
<Gopher> uh huh
<Mission> Dislexia shuts down your aboility to fix typos
<heldplayer> Leave me aalone! D:
<Briman> aboility
<Briman> i like that
<Gopher> uh huh
<heldplayer> Cruyr! Let the mstome D:
<Martin> I can tyope better when I've had a drink :D
<heldplayer> Damn yo cruour
<AmandaC> Guys, let's just let heldplayer be, content in the fact that he'll have one hell of a hang-over tomorrow.
<heldplayer> AmandaC <3
<Martin> AmandaC, maybe he'll wake up drunk and still feel fine? O_O
<Briman> OMG YOU TYPED IT CORRECTLY
<Briman> lol Martin
<heldplayer> Briman: tab
<Briman> you managed to hit the tab key?
<heldplayer> I alsmosr fell down the satirs 21 munutes ago
<AmandaC> Martin: from what I understand, that's not how it works
<Briman> and only for AmandaC? i.e. not for cruor
<Mission> Yes heldplayer your tab at the bar is really high
<AmandaC> Briman: cruor is missing
<heldplayer> Briman: cruor isn't in thec hannel so I had t oytype us name uflly
<Martin> AmandaC, that's exactly how it works :D
<Briman> oh right
<heldplayer> It's like I ahving this -speeach hammer app constantly working
<heldplayer> Ponly for teskt
<heldplayer> It's messign wuiyh what I want t otupe
<Briman> heldplayer, go code something
<-> AfterLifeLochie|Away is now known as AfterLifeLochie
<heldplayer> That'll only endfer uip in a dissaraestererrrrr
<heldplayer> I'm goi,ng tpomo derate server
<Briman> a dissaraeaesatseasaester?
<Briman> is that like a thauminominominominominominomicon?
<Human> Help him
<Martin> thaumonimocon
<Human> He's going to hurt himself
<-> Mission_ is now known as Mission
<AfterLifeLochie> At least he's not accidentally alliterating all the things he says.
<AfterLifeLochie> >.>
<Briman> afterlife accidentally alliterated all the things
<Mission> Damnit Ubuntu download failed
<AfterLifeLochie> Briman: You should see my alliterations when I'm /trying/. :P
<Briman> lol
<Briman> i'd guess it's intensely intriguing
<AfterLifeLochie> I have to catch Dan before next weekend too.
<heldplayer> What's does alliterating mean?
<Human> Heyo Lochie
<heldplayer> teach me a word I'll forget tomorrow
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer: First letter of each word is repeated.
-*- AmandaC prods AfterLifeLochie "is it possible to open a new computer without a mouse yet?"
<AfterLifeLochie> AmandaC: Not yet.
<AmandaC> :(
<heldplayer> AfterLifeLochie: I'm got more oaf a sometimes some lretters are rerpeatrer
<Human> Mice are evil
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer: I think you might have dyslexia, buddy.
<heldplayer> oef, lol
<Briman> '.[lm,plmokniujbuhvycrdxrswzewqz
<Briman> sorry a mouse ran across my keyboard
<AfterLifeLochie> Fortunately I technically have it, so I can understand.
<AfterLifeLochie> Sort of. :P
<heldplayer> AfterLifeLochie: Sorry, I'm drtunk, uignore me
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer: I deal with drunk people alot.
-*- AfterLifeLochie pictures a big, drunk alot.
<Briman> .-.
<AfterLifeLochie> #hyperboleandahalf.
<Briman> http://puu.sh/3mFrn.png
<Briman> imagine that as beer
-*- heldplayer if I could draw at this timmoent I' make a na lot
<Briman> it's totally not biofuel
<Human> Haha
<AmandaC> Human: no, it's apple juice! :D
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer: How much did you drink?
<Briman> AfterLifeLochie, alot of beer
<Briman> http://puu.sh/3mFrn.png
<Briman> that's how much
<AfterLifeLochie> Well.
<AfterLifeLochie> Now we know where all the rum went.
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer drank it. :|
<Briman> XD
<heldplayer> AfterLifeLochie: aonly 4 glasses of wine I yink
<Briman> that's when you stopped counting?
<AfterLifeLochie> heldplayer: At least you're not dancing on tables and waving wine-bottles around.
<heldplayer> But you knwo whar they say, more alcohol in wine
<AfterLifeLochie> My friend does that when drunk.
<Briman> AfterLifeLochie, he is
<heldplayer> AfterLifeLochie: I had to move a round a big closet
<Briman> except the table is his keyboard and the wine bottle is his mouse
<Mission> heldplayer please dont beome a drunk stripper
<AfterLifeLochie> Mission: DON'T give him ideas. X_X
<Briman> please
<heldplayer> Mission: I mean I had to move a closet around
<heldplayer> Yay, perfect tyyping
<Briman> nope
<heldplayer> I want to aslwas feel ike ihtis
<Mission> Heldplayer You should try the drunk stripper thing
<Briman> .-.
<heldplayer> Makes me forget the love
<Mission> Ignor Lochie
-*- heldplayer won't be opening a bottle of wine
<heldplayer> ooh, seems like typing os going better
<Briman> nope
<heldplayer> i'm gno going to #minecraftforge with in this state
<heldplayer> lex would ban ,nwme
<Briman> who's nwme?
<heldplayer> zme
<heldplayer> me
<Human> How can you be this drunk?
<Nia> I don't get the Supreme Commander mission AI
<heldplayer> I have no itedea
<Nia> It tries to rush you with engineers to capture your stuff...
<AfterLifeLochie> Oh mna.
<heldplayer> my fingers djudt do't at to ttpye badt
<Nia> Which basically results in you getting a free captured engineer
<heldplayer> Look yo dmmaee my dttypine fasdt
<heldplayer> I can't type inf dad tgrg
<heldplayer> I can't type fast
<sophiamaster> wow!
<Hako> <hako>maine coon masterrace</hako>
<heldplayer> It gets all messed up
<sophiamaster> Xorg crashed while I was gone
<sophiamaster> fatal IO error
<Martin> D:::::::
<heldplayer> But I don't like to type really slow
<heldplayer> Because then I have to look at my keyvoard
<heldplayer> And it gets annoying
<heldplayer> Too bad typin fast and blidny is going hayirte
-*- AmandaC snuggles Hako ♥
-*- heldplayer snggles ana
-*- Mission shoot self with shotgun because her internet is so fucking slow
<AmandaC> o.o;
<Martin> :o
<Martin> I'm getting 1 up and 1 down
<Martin> mpbps
<Martin> mbps*
<AfterLifeLochie> Mission: 128kb/sec maximum here.
<Briman> 2 up 0.5 down
<AfterLifeLochie> \o/
<Briman> reverse that
<Briman> 2 down 0.5 up
<Mission> .5 down .2 up
<Briman> but tomorrow
<AfterLifeLochie> Modem speeds daily. x_x
<Briman> IPv6 and 100 down 100 up
<Briman> \o/
<Martin> D:
<heldplayer> So I setn 01001001001000000110110001101111011101100110010100100000011110010110111101110101
<heldplayer> (copy paste)
<Martin> Mission, well, it could be worse
<Martin> could be modem slow
<heldplayer> no , ican't type vbinary
<Mission> Yeah I guess
<Mission> But I pay for 20 down 5 up
<heldplayer> and he said he didn't have time to decde it ;°;
<heldplayer> so I did it fo r gim https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1059146_131045650435703_539209432_n.jpg?oh=aad8db042ce03f4251d2e655d63b7425&oe=51C8EFC0&__gda__=1372176236_49bbfe91f746c783bbe33ca6b928fedb
<heldplayer> and hr didn'y get the gint
<Briman> please tell me that's not a naked picture
<Mission> It's not
<AfterLifeLochie> What the crap is 'Dokan'
<Human> AfterLifeLochie, The world may never know
<Mission> Nakdo spelled backwars
<heldplayer> Briman: it's a puush image iploaded to facebook
<AfterLifeLochie> http://puu.sh/3mG13.png
<AfterLifeLochie> o_o
<-> Shuudoushi is now known as Shuudoushi|Away
<heldplayer> UIt's a biros!
<AfterLifeLochie> Oh, I know what that is.
<Cloudy> !flags cruor -AOP
[ChanServ] Cloudy set flags -AO on Cruor.
<Cloudy> blah
<Cloudy> !flags
<AfterLifeLochie> DOKAN is the custom FS drivers.
<xales> ._.
<heldplayer> Hey Cloudy, how are you?
<AfterLifeLochie> Wait.
<xales> Cloudy: -* to remove a template
<heldplayer> i'm titally not drunk
<AfterLifeLochie> xales: You speak? o__e
<Cloudy> !flags cruor -iortv
[ChanServ] Cloudy set flags -iortv on Cruor.
<Human> Wha?
<Cloudy> ta Xakorik|Away
<Cloudy> erm
<Cloudy> xales
<Human> Meh confused
<xales> AfterLifeLochie: When properly ed and watered, there's a chance.
<Cloudy> !flags cruor -&
<xales> fed*
<Cloudy> !flags cruor -*
-*- AmandaC wonders what Cruor did
<Cloudy> [17:18] <Cruor> i quit. kthx.
-*- Human wonders too
<Human> Wha?
<AfterLifeLochie> xales: I would have assumed once every blue-moon, but that works too.
<Cloudy> [17:26] -MemoServ- You have a new memo from Cruor (nick: Cruor|Away) (11).
<AmandaC> I see
<Cloudy> [17:27] -MemoServ- In case you didn't get/read my PM. I quit. Done deal. kthxbai.
<AfterLifeLochie> Cloudy: Wait what?
<-> Watcher7|off is now known as Watcher7
<Briman> .-.
<Human> Meh confused
<heldplayer> ?
<Briman> i'll take his place
<Cloudy> do the neccesary on forums too plaese AfterLifeLochie, I'm currently watching walking dead.
<Briman> heldplayer, look what you did
<AfterLifeLochie> Cloudy: Ohkay.
<Lyqyd> I can get it if you're busy, a-tab.
<Human> So he quit via one message?
<heldplayer> I hope tat wasn't becasut of me
<AfterLifeLochie> Lyqyd: Already done.
<Briman> heldplayer, it was ._.
<Lyqyd> rgr
<AmandaC> the pressure must have gotten to him
<heldplayer> Briman: how d oue nknow?
<Briman> because i'm not drunk .-.
<Neo> wow.
<Watcher7> AfterLifeLochie Cloudy <3
<Human> I didn't realize quiting the staff was that simple
<AfterLifeLochie> Watcher7: <3
<Mercy> When you volunteer there isn't much stopping you from doing that.
<AmandaC> Human: it's not like a job-job
<Neo> Human, what did you expect 2 week notice, paperwork in trips?
<Briman> are you accepting volunteers? :D
<Briman> internships?
<Briman> apprentices?
<Human> I don't know :P
<heldplayer> Briman: I blame you
<AfterLifeLochie> Briman: Hell no.
<Mercy> It's the same thing for Minecraft servers too.
<Neo> lol
<heldplayer> Yo rold him to ban me intill tomorrow
<Briman> of course you do. you're drunk.
<Leo_Verto> wait, why did Cruor quit?
<Cloudy> Basically, I'm not going to argue with him. I'm just going to do it. If he wants to do it in a drama way, he's out of luck, because I'm not going to argue.
<AmandaC> Human: I quit reviewing Gnome-shell extensuions in 1 line too. :P
<Briman> Leo_Verto, heldplayer is drunk ._.
<Human> Haha AmandaC :P
<Tarmabal> hellow
<Human> I was going to Google something but now I forgot what it was
<Tarmabal> hello
<Mission> Huamn
<-> Gopher|zzz is now known as Gopher
<Leo_Verto> Cloudy: I'd try to confirm that it was really him
<Tarmabal> I have a question
<Cloudy> Leo_Verto, it was
<Mission> You was going to google BeastOS for windows
<Lyqyd> If he sent a PM on the forum, it was him enough.
<Cloudy> memoserv means it was him.
<Human> Tarmabal, Ask it
<-> Merboplusplus is now known as Merbo
<Briman> "Cruor (nick Cruor|Away)"
<Lyqyd> Either he himself sent it, or he allowed others to access his account.  Same with IRC.
<Briman> he was logged in
<Cloudy> anyway, watching walking dead
<heldplayer> Cloudy: I'd try asking him if he really meant that
<Tarmabal> Is there a guide with all the computercraft comands?
<Briman> heldplayer, he did
<Lyqyd> heldplayer: He doesn't have to care.
<Leo_Verto> well, nickserv isn't as sure as a short talk
<Human> Tarmabal, Wiki
<AfterLifeLochie> Tarmabal: http://computercraft.info/wiki/
<TomyLobo> what happened with cruor?
<Leo_Verto> maybe someone told him he was addicted
<Leo_Verto> or his parents did something
<AfterLifeLochie> It was him, I can confirm.
<heldplayer> God dangit
<AfterLifeLochie> The PM came from his usual IP address at Jun 20 2013 06:39 PM
<Lyqyd> And it's over with now.
<heldplayer> I wrote /whois Cuor|away?
<Mission> heldplayer, you spelled something right!
<heldplayer> Why did I puit a question mark there?!
<TomyLobo> AfterLifeLochie so what actually happened?
<Human> heldplayer, You're drunk
<AfterLifeLochie> TomyLobo: IDK.
<Martin> <heldplayer> I wrote /whois Cuor|away?
<Martin> <Mission> heldplayer, you spelled something right!
<Leo_Verto> good, I don't assume Cruor has any irl friends who know about this channel and his role here
<Martin> cuor?
<Martin> lol
<AfterLifeLochie> Leo_Verto: Yeah.
<Martin> Mission, can you read? :p
<AfterLifeLochie> Why do you think #turtlekingdom exists?
<Mission> I have dislexia
<Mission> Shut up
<Martin> oh :9
<Cloudy> Even if he did have friends who had access to his account
<Cloudy> that is his business
<Martin> Mission, well I didn't know that D:
<Mission> No it's fine
<Mission> I need to work past it
<AmandaC> Cloudy: if he had friends with access to his account, that's a channel security risk.
<Lyqyd> And if he had friends with access to his account,it's better that his account not be in a position of authority anyway.
<AfterLifeLochie> AmandaC: Well.
<Neo> it's ok lysdexics have more nuf
<Martin> Okay, Mission :)
<AfterLifeLochie> For starters, he shares his IP address with others.
<Neo> <-- Dyslexic myself :p
<AfterLifeLochie> (He runs an IRC bouncer.)
<Mission> Lol Neo
<heldplayer> Neo: are yo drunk as well? D:
<heldplayer> *:D
<Neo> Nope :D
<heldplayer> :(
<AfterLifeLochie> But his PM still came from him, so.
<Leo_Verto> Mission: did you play on the first CCUniversity server?
<Mission> Yeah
<Mission> Why?
<AfterLifeLochie> Bah, I still have to prepare a backup-list and stuff.
<AfterLifeLochie> t_t
<Mission> Firefox say 3 mins until Unbuntu finishes downloading :D
<AfterLifeLochie> Why is my internet crawling along today too? x_x
<Cloudy> [17:38] <Cloudy> Access removed to moderator functions and IRC op, as requested.
<Cloudy> [17:38] <Cloudy> Not going to find out reasons, I don't really care.
<Martin> Mission, ahh is that why you were complaining about your internet being slow? lol
<Martin> AfterLifeLochie, what is your ISP? :D
<Mission> Yea Martin
<AfterLifeLochie> Martin: TPG Internet Australia.
<AfterLifeLochie> Modem speeds. x_X
<Mission> Nobody EVER get Comcast unless it is your only option
<Tarmabal> ok
<Martin> Oh, that's not good, AfterLifeLochie
<Tarmabal> thanks
<AfterLifeLochie> Martin: This is what telecommunications in Aus are like.
<AfterLifeLochie> Slow.
<Martin> I've heard comcast isn't great. don't think I could buy it if I tried, where I live
<Cloudy> nah Martin, you couldn't.
<AmandaC> Mission: it's either dialup-speed-DSL or Comcast here
<Martin> cloudy :D I got BT
<Leo_Verto> 500kb/s dl speed
<Mission> AmandaC, In my case DSL is better
<-> Natman93|Away is now known as Natman93
<Mission> But I cant get it
<Mission> Only Comcast
<AmandaC> Mission: the phone lines are too outdated and shittiy in my area, too much noise on the line
<Martin> the lines where I am are crap
<Mission> My phone lines are from when you had party lines
<heldplayer> Oh boy, standing up
<heldplayer> Wish me luck
<Martin> but, my house is 50 yards from a repeater thing substation
<Martin> for phonlines
<Martin> and exhange!
<Mission> I can still listen to my neighbors calls if I went outsaide and changed the wiring a little
<heldplayer> I sruivved!ç
<AmandaC> phreaking is illegal, silly girl.
<Martin> Our phone lines are all 2 wire
<Engineer> hey
<Cloudy> Martin: my dad switched to bt infinity
<Martin> cloudy I see D: infinite bills
<Martin> :p
<Cloudy> Martin: 90mb
<Martin> I can't have that
<Mindstorm8191_> okay!  I think its about time to test this turtle program I made
<Mindstorm8191_> which will make it easier for me to take over the world... muahaha... lol
<AmandaC> Mindstorm8191_: nah, you should stare at the source code for a bit longer
<heldplayer> oh fogd no https://twitter.com/YogscastLewis/status/348917860069937152/photo/1
<heldplayer> heman uogscast verseion
<heldplayer> please noi
<Leo_Verto> Stephen Hawking hasn't tweeted since 2010 D:
<Engineer> Always fun to see 20 projects in your unfinished projects folder
<Mindstorm8191_> what I want to do is test the code out.  but its a bit hard without actually running it all to see what really happens
<heldplayer> I'll laugh my ass off
<Martin> Uhhhhhh
<Martin> lol
<Leo_Verto> unit testing is cool
<Mindstorm8191_> Leo_Verto: I can share my code with you if you wnat
<Engineer> Is there any chance a moderator on the forums can split the topic in the new members thing in AaP? Im in the mood to solve problems
<heldplayer> zz
<heldplayer> zzzzzzz
<heldplayer> thos n(dn't the mibecrft window
<Leo_Verto> held, don't chat on irc when you're drunk
<heldplayer> gooood nuught
<Martin> Incomprehensible :D
<Martin> Good evening
<heldplayer> Leo_Verto; people ave eee ttrying to tell me that
<heldplayer> I ginored
<heldplayer> O'm going t os leep now
<Mission> I love my disc drive
<Leo_Verto> yeah, good idea, held
<Leo_Verto> PASTEBIN TIME!
<heldplayer> PASTREENI? TIME
<Martin> I like my disc drive
<Leo_Verto> nothing, just go to bed
<Martin> without me disc drive, I am nothing
<Martin> (netbook owner)
<Mission> My disc drive is a Lightscribe
<Martin> oh, mine is basic DVD RW :(
<Mission> Those work too
<-> heldplayer is now known as heldplayer|off