[03:01:14] <~Quixotess> you know, I haven't been able to get rocket skates out of my mind
[03:01:18] <Torvaun> XD
[03:01:26] <Torvaun> Rocket skate are a terrible idea!
[03:01:30] <Torvaun> *skates
[03:01:34] <~Quixotess> like several times every day I think "I want rocket skates!!"
[03:01:47] <~Quixotess> like when I get paged from all the way across the store
[03:01:54] <~Quixotess> or when I'm walking to the bus stop
[03:02:08] <Torvaun> They would zip your feet out from under you, you'd fall on your butt, and then the butt would be burned from rocket exhaust!
[03:02:12] <~Quixotess> or when there's a cart all the way at the end of the parking lot
[03:02:26] <~Quixotess> well obviously I want rocket skates that don't do those thigns
[03:02:50] <Torvaun> If there's no exhaust, it's not properly a rocket.
[03:03:03] <Torvaun> I could suggest motorized skates?
[03:03:12] <~Quixotess> okay sure!
[03:03:16] <Torvaun> Like electric skateboards, but on feet instead of under?
[03:03:25] <~Quixotess> but I'm still going to call them rocket skates
[03:03:41] <Torvaun> We can copyright it, and then it's not technically a lie.
[03:03:42] <~Quixotess> all I want to do is be able to travel short distances at 50 mph
[03:03:45] <Torvaun> :O
[03:03:49] <Torvaun> That's too fast!
[03:03:53] <~Quixotess> is that too much to ask
[03:03:57] <~Quixotess> antelope do it!
[03:04:22] <Torvaun> They evolved to do it!
[03:04:38] <~Quixotess> also I need to be able to control it with my mind, not my hands
[03:04:41] <Torvaun> They're more aerodynamic than a flailing person on Rocket Skates TM.
[03:04:52] <~Quixotess> heehee
[03:05:15] <Torvaun> How about foot control?
[03:05:29] <~Quixotess> I'm not that great at physical coordination
[03:05:37] <Torvaun> You could click your heels Wizard of Oz style to start them!
[03:06:06] <~Quixotess> ideally I'd also be able to fly using them
[03:06:08] <Torvaun> And then lean forward onto the balls of your feet to accelerate, back onto your heels to decelerate!
[03:06:17] <~Quixotess> that would really reduce the problem of obstacles
[03:06:41] <~Quixotess> although it would probably increase the problem of sinister government agents trying to apprehend me
[03:06:53] <Torvaun> And me, after you told them where you got them!
[03:07:09] <~Quixotess> wait, I don't understand that sentence
[03:08:10] <Torvaun> After you told the sinister government agents where you got the Rocket Skates TM, the sinister government agents would come after me too!
[03:08:32] <~Quixotess> oh right!
[03:09:46] <~Quixotess> argh fuck
[03:09:56] <~Quixotess> I can't even highlight stuff in this stupid client
[03:10:32] <~Quixotess> torvaun can you do me a favor and pastebin everything since I brought up the rocket skates