A fairly simple game. You give me your actions and I'll update with rolls telling how that action turned out. The limit is your imagination... and the dice! Here is an example turn:

YOU:
I attempt to jump the fence!

ME:
<I roll a 6 sided die>
1 - You slam right into the fence and break your nose. (-1 to any upcoming nose-related rolls.)
2 - You trip as you run towards the fence.
3 - You make it over the fence, scraping your leg on the way over.
4 - You manage to jump the fence.
5 - You jump over the fence, doing a backflip in midair, and stick the landing.
6 - You jump over the fence... and the rest of the world! You land back where you started.

Got it? Good!

Alright. Here is the scenario.

You can't see or move. Your hand are tied behind your back with rope and you are in a sitting position.

Post an action, your imagination>

>I Scream at the top of my lungs.

>[6] You make a supersonic scream, vaporizing all of the rope and chairs. The guards storm in, guns blazing!

DODGE CHECK

Chris - 1 - You take a full round to the chest! You are now crippled! (-2 to next roll!)

Josh - 3 - You dodge most of the bullets

>I Cry Very Loudly.

>>I CHARGE AT THEM SCREAMING

> 3 - The guard notice you are a total baby. you are >> josh

DODGE CHECK!

 Chris - 6 - You barrel roll through the wall and get knocked out. The hole is barely large enough to crawl through.

>> 1 - You take bash to the temple. (Miss next turn, unconcious)

TIME PASSES

Y0u both wake up. The Guards are confused! Now is your chance!

>I sneak out wihtout them noticing me on the sid, i take their back pocket guns, then run my ass off while shooting at them!!! 4 (-2) You get another hit to the temple. This only dazes you. (Next roll -1)HAHA

>>I take as many guns as i can and start shooting and screaming and then i eat their bodies
6 - You make a gun out of thin air and try to fire, but the recoil blasts you through the back wall. You are now in the hallway, and dazed. (Next roll -1)

>I jump out the Roof and get jetpacks and blast off into the air!!;)o_o
2(-1) - You  pretend you have a jetpack. You hit your head on the CAST IRON CEILING (-1 next roll
>>I go to the other jail save 2 girls mow down the hated and get away XD
3(-1) - INTEL GET. You already are in a jail, as evidenced by the guards suits. You notice a light sway in the room

>I turn into a Sexy Chick, Convince him for his gun, get his gun.
6(-1) - You are SO DAMN SEXY. The guards drop dead because you are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. You collect an UZI (three clips) and a pistol (four shots)

>>I break the light open and start a fire
4(-1) - You barely get out alive. What the hell are you TRYING TO DO? You take the other guards weapons. You collect an UZI (three clips) and a pistol (four shots)

UPDATE: You are in a small room with a fire, two dead guards, a mysterious hole leading to another room and an open door. No one else is in the room. You feel a slight swaying.

>I Go into the other room.
3 - You get scraped up crawling through the hole, but you are okay. In the room is EVERY WEAPON IN EXISTANCE (and non existance) Take your pick.

>>I run away and go into hiding
5 - You turn invisible. (Next three turns)

>Triple Launched Pach Nine Eye Sighted Yellow Green Beast Orange Machiene Nuke with 45 Attachments and an extra nuke slot!
4 - You find just that. Cool how life works huh.

>> I come out of hiding and blaze up everyone!!!
5 - You roll into the hall way and use AN IMAGINARY CLIP to kill SEVERAL GUARDS
Most had stun batons, but you and Chris each get 6 pistol shots and two Uzi clips
No one reacts since you are invisible (Two more turns.)

UPDATE: You both enter the hallway. It is littered with dead guards. There is a door going to thee INIFINATE ARMORY, a ladder at the end of the hall and three doors on the way to the ladder. WHAT DO Y'ALL DO?

>I eat a llama, and i get XRAY vision.
5 - You eat a Local Light Apperatus Match Array. It is a prototype X-RAY DEVICE. You now have XRAY VISION FOR THREE TURNS

>>i have a feast of the dead guards
4 - You happily devour all of the bodies. You are FULL. (One turn of invivsibility left)

UPDATE: Chris has nuke gun, uzi and pistol and xray for 3 turns
Josh has Uzi, pistol and stun baton and invisibility for 1 turn
You are in a hall with an armory, three unidentified room and a ladder at the end of the hall
GO

> I Use my X-ray Vision on each door.
1 - OH LAWD the first room you look in is full of men, a barracks of sort. you see them all NAKED. You are scarred for LIFE. You close your eye due to shock. LOL!!!!!

>> I turn invisible and shoot chris with my pistol in the back of his head  Im so nice
5 - A direct hit!BOOM (Chris loses a turn.)

UPDATE: One room is barrack, at the end of the hall is a ladder, a armory is behind you. the hallway is soaked in blood.

>>i SHOOT THE GUYS......DEAD
4 - You kill all of the men, but waste 7 bullets, leaving you with two. I HAVE 6 CLIPS OF UZI!!!!!!!! YOU USED THE PISTOL HO


Chris wakes up!YAY

>NO! LIES!!!!!!!! I Use my TLPNESYGBOMN45ANS! on Josh.
6 - The explosion is massive! Time freezes. "Are you sure you want to do this?" an ominous voice asksYeah im sure"

The SHIP you guys were on EXPLODES!

>> I KNOCK CHRIS OUT AGAIN AND THROW HIM OUT OF A WINDOW - Null

DODGE CHECK!!!

Chris - 3 - You are tossed around in the explosion are BARELY survive. You land on a deserted island, battered and brusied. (-2 next roll, miss a turn)

Josh - 4 - You flip through the air and land on the island with only minor wounds.(-2 next roll)

UPADTE: You two are on the beach of a deserted island. You hear a distant roar
You both lose your weapons!

>>Become one with the wild make them attack whatever roared
4(-2) - You are a noob and fall down.WEN???????

Chris wakes up!

>I Eat a pancake to keep mysefl living.
3(-2) - That is a rock you dolt. (-1 to next roll.)

>>i PUNCH CHRIS TO MAKE HIM GET KNOCKED OUT...SACRIFICE
1 - You punch yourself in the face. Damn, you're stupid(-1 next roll)

>I....... Eat a Tree
6 (-1) - You devour half of the forest. You are healed!

>> SHOOT CHRIS
6 (-1) - YOu conjure a new pistol and shoot Chris. (-1 to his next roll)

>I.....Rattle a Tree
4(-1) - A bunch of food (coconuts) fall off! Several hit you on the head! You get knocked out. (Miss a turn)

>>I PICK UP A COCONUT AND ATTACK  CHRIS
 3 -  You hit him, but also hurt yourself. (-1 to both of your rolls.)

 >>i continue the attack
 5(-1) - You continue bashing him!

 DODGE CHECK
 Chris - 6 - The coconunt shatters on impact with Chris, sending molten coconut everywhere!

 DODGE CHECK!

 Chris - 5 - He rolls out of the way and reflectes more bits at Josh! (-1 to josh's dodge)

 Josh - 2 (-1) - All of the coconut hits you (KARMA) and hardens on impact. It hurt really bad. (-1 to next roll)

UPADTE: Still on a deserted beach. The roar is closer. You have coconuts to eat and Josh has a pistol with 4 shots.

>I Grab 4 cocnuts and break them open with a rock.
3(-1) - You aren't strong enough!

>>I grab sand and throw it in chriss eyes and down throat
6 (-1) - Chris is pelted with a TON OF SAND he is blinded and can't breathe! (Death effect! -2 next roll!)

ATTN: Chris will die in two turn without air! You have that time to help yourself!

>I thry to choak myself to Remove the sand
3(-2) - It doesn't help!

>>I START PUNCHING CHRIS
2 - You miss! You have bad eyesight.

>I Listen to the sound of the ocean and follow the sound.
3 - You barely succeed. You get another turn to live. This is your last chance!

>>I PIN CHRIS DOWN WAITING FOR HIS DEATH
1 BOOM!- You fall over.BOOM!  I CAN BARELY BRREEATHE  LAUGHING IDK Y

>I Go into the water and Take all the sand outta my mouth :D
6 - The sand is blasted out in a fucking laser. You are blown several dozen feet into the ocean. You need to swin back to the island or something.

NIGEL - SCENARIO - You are a tribal chieftan. Two retards are on your beach

>>> take my spear and lunge it through Chris
4 - You throw it and it spears Chris's shoulder. (-1 to his next roll.) Muahaha!

>I hear the 2 ididots Yelling and swim back by the hear of them.
3(-1) - You flail in the water.

>>Meniacally laugh at chris and push him back in the oceanhes in the water dipthongwen he comes back on shore....if he does
NULL

UPDATE: Josh has a gun. Nigel has das tomahawk. Chris is in the water.BOOM
>I cry in the ocean, wishing to have someone help me.<.<
5 - A mermaid takes you to shore. (+1 to next roll.)

>>SHOW NIGEL I GOTS THE GUN AND THE POWER AND BECOME HIS ALLY
3 - Nigel is impressed by the shiny object, but he doesn't know its power.

>>>I turn at josh studying my careful aim with my tomahawk
4 - You have a good aim. (+1 to next roll.) Sha!I PUNCH MYSELF CHRIS EATS A FOREST N GETS BETTER AND HE HAS GOOD AIM?!??!?!!??THIS AINT FAIR

GO

>Search in the Sand Umm +1!?!?!?!?
6 - You find a dinosaur skeleton which proceeds to come to life and attempt to eat you

DODGE

Chris - 3 - You get cut up by the teeth but escape.

>>I SHOOT THE MERMAID....and chris
4 - You kill the mermaid YESand wound chrisBETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! (-1 next round for chris)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>>I quickly turn confusing my enemies and through my tomahawk at Chris
5 (+1) THE POWER IS INTENSE. THE TOMAHAWK CATCHES CHRIS IN THE FACE AND SEND HIM FLYING AROUND THE EARTH. HIS BODY HITS YOU IN THE BACK hits AND YOU BREAK A Finger. (-1 next turn for Nigel and -2 for Chris.)
i thot he has good aim but no he aims at a mermaid and sends a gay guy around the world IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!

>I dig in the sand. For no reason at all, (While I have a tomahawk in my facelol),
4 (-3) - A alien spacecraft shoots a REALLY LARGE PLASMA Laser at you! You are severely DEAD. (-1 every turn until healed, eat a forestHE ALREADY ATE HALF)

>>GO TO THE WHALE CARCASS AND WEAR ITS BONES AS JEWERELY( i made the bones smaller)(i have a gun)
2 - You have no mental capacity.SO

>>> Jump into the ocean and punch a whale in the face take its skin and make WHALE ARMOR. (that shoots rainbows)
2 (-1) - The whale swallows you.

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>I.....Eat a tree
6(-1) - You are FULLY HEALED.

>>KILL THE WHALE BY RIPPING IT OPEN WITH BULLETS AND SAVE NIGEL
1 - The whale eats you too.i

>>> I call forth the mighty water spirit (Native Ritual) and try to summon Neptune.
5 - Neptune makes the whale a'splode on shore. You obtain WHALE ARMOR.and my bones from the whale?????(That shoots ranibows) Josh obtained WHALE BONER NECKLACE

>I carve Bark of a tree to try to turn it into something
6 - The bark become Optimus Prime and flies off to save the universe.

>>shove more sand down chriss throat

1 - You trip and get a throat full of sand you have  3 turns to save yourself


>>>I run up to Chris and try to retreive my tomahawk. (MY DAMN RAINBOWS BLIND YOU)
5 - Your tomahawk retrieved HEAT SEEKING MISSLE(OH YEAH)attactchment from Optimus Prime


>I Scream "Help! Im being Raped by 2 Retards!!!">:3
4 - Optimus comes to help you! (+1 robot guardians)

>>i save myself
3 - You buy yourself another turn with shenanigans???wats this mean?tomfoolerywat?

>>>I use my new attachment and shoot an explosive tomahawk barrage at all the trees in the area (And anything else Chris can eat NICE).
5 - You turn the island into an brush(LOL) wasteland.

>I ask optimus prime to kill Josh and Nigel.
1 - It turns out he was just bark after all. My mistake.
 (you rolled a one :B)

>>i get a whale boner and do the mermaids body to save myself
4 - You wash away all the sand and are HEALTHYthank you

>>>(anything eh) I FLY INTO THE SKY WITH THE HELP OF THOR AND SHOT ALL OPOSING ENEMIES WITH MY EYEBEAMS CREATING A GIANT CRATER IN THE ASAIN WASTELAND.
3 - Thor doesn't like you and does it all on his own. (-1 to everyone.)

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>I EAT DiRT
3 - Why in the world are you eating dirt? TO stay alive. people get hungry and die of staravtion y know