[~FMJ~master]
!s=Your death has been sponsored by [FMJ]master.
!pwn=[FMJ]master pwnz nubs!
!stunt=masta is uber 1337 stunter!
!powa=Jedi Powaaaa!
!saber=Jedi masta puts out his light saber!
!back=Jedi Masta is back!
!gj=GJ Soldiers!
!stats=Stats are for n00bs!
!commands=Fuck you, there is no !commands command
!master=Everyone sucks my cock!
!boss=You all know who's the boss!
!rdy=$mta.name($1,$2) is fuckin ready!
!iq=$mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's Intelect query: $rand(0,180)
!suck=$mta.name($1,$rand(1,$mta.players($1))) suck $mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's cock. (cock length: $rand(150,250) $+ mm)
!best=Mess with the best, die like the rest!
!noob=You can train a n00b but he will be just a trained n00b!
!cock=[FMJ]master's cock length: $rand(200,250) $+ mm
[~FMJ~Jano]
!pwn=ill kill u :D
[~FMJ~MACK]
!pwn=you got 0wn3d by the pr0
[~FMJ~ParadoX]
!paradox=ParadoX > Pizzadox
[~TWAT~master]
!cock=Your baby has been sponsored by the COCK team!
!cartest=$mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's car: $mta.vehicle($1,$2).name
!suck=$mta.name($1,$rand(0,$mta.players($1))) licks $mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's twat
[~TWAT~MACK]
!cock=Your ass has been just own3d by my COCK !
!twat=You have been just own3d by a TWAT !
!n00b=n00b is not so n00bish as u may think
!fmj=www.mta-fmj.com
[~FMJ~maq]
!maq=maq pwns
!stats=stats r for noobs m8
!bye=[FMJ]maq has left the game.
[~FMJ~SpY]
!master=Master my Padawan!
!spy=Who's the boss?
!sony=SonY Ericsson Powaaaa
!n00b=Sometimes n00b doesn't seem to be n00b. Look @ MACK.
!gay=$mta.name($1,%a) is gay!
!mack=Mack stinks
!kris=Kr!S is not fat, he has big bones.
[commands]
!cock=$mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's cock length: $rand(1,100) $+ mm
!thescore=22:25 to COCK
!rape=$mta.name($1,$2) rapes $mta.name($1,$rand(0,$calc($mta.players($1)-1)))
!me=$mta.name($1,$2) $replace($rand(1,7),1,is cool,2,sux,3,pwnz,4,is mad,5,is sexy,6,is gay,7,is n00b) $+ !
!ubercar=$mta.name($1,%a) $+ 's uber 1337 car is: $mta.vehicle($1,%a).name with $mta.health($1,%a).car
!rdy=$mta.name($1,$2) is fuckin ready!
!suck=$mta.name($1,$2) sucks $mta.name($1,$rand(0,$mta.players($1))) $+ 's cock. (Cock length: $rand(1,200) $+ mm)
!iq=$mta.name($1,$2) $+ 's IQ query: $rand(0,180)
!dance=$mta.name($1,$2) does the $replace($rand(1,5),1,chicken,2,looser,3,winner,4,Jedi,5,shitter) dance
!hax=$mta.name($1,%a) has all his hacks $iif($rand(1,2) == 1,on,off)
!pause=$mta.name($1,%a) is a known pauser!
!en=YOU KNOW, I DONT LIKE NON-ENGLISH LANG FLOODED CHAT
!blame=if you're looking for a person to blame, blame Oli !
!a=a
!cash=$mta.name($1,$2) has $ $+ $rand(1,1000000) $+ $chr(44) $iif($rand(1,2) == 1,poor,rich) basterd
!job=$mta.name($1,$2) $+ $chr(44) go kill $mta.name($1,$rand(0,$mta.players($1))) $+ ! for $ $+ $rand(1,10000)
!gay=$mta.name($1,$iif(%a == -1,$2,%a)) is gay!
!powa=Jedi powaaaa!
[~FMJ~Oli]
!horizontal_shuffle=yeah baby!
[~FMJ~mastah]
!gay=$mta.name($1,$iif(%a == -1,$2,%a)) is gay!