The 'Good' demons of the Ars Goetia.

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General #338
Ars Goetia Demons part 1: https://pastebin.com/FMgqnrkp
Ars Goetia Demons part 2: https://pastebin.com/BE3ZqiuZ
Furfur - Infernal Matchmaker: https://pastebin.com/GupDtv1P
Lucifer's Shadow Guard: https://pastebin.com/h33r9cdn
AI redeemed thing: https://pastebin.com/9vtQSGce
talking about the Ars Goetia demons: https://pastebin.com/2fm6jDn8
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I would not do well in hell. I dont think any of us would. I wouldn't be able to handle the excess of my vices and pretty much getting everything i wanted. What would be the point of getting everything if you're never satisfied with it? Fuck man Lucifer is a devious fuck if thats how hell operates.
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that is true, if I realize I was in hell. I want to find the happy hotel real fast to get out of hell.
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>Charlie makes local depressed anon work around the hotel
>Anon is actually happy to have a purpose other than be miserable
>Fuck you lucy
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Hell in hazbin just looks like a shittier far more corrupt version of the world we currently live in
You're still going to have to work, pay some form of taxation, rent and utilities. If you wan't a new car, you gotta shell out your monthly payments. And if it gets wrecked, no insurance, so you foot the entire bill
If you're not fantastically rich in hell (or is friends with said rich person) you're screwed
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>Anon used to summon ars gotia demons in life
>Over the years he became friends with a few of the demon lords and ladies
>Then anon dies and doesnt even get judged at the pearly gates, he just goes straight to hell
>Stolas took him in and treated him like family
>Only now that Anon has nothing to pursue, nothing he can ever want, he enters a depression after years of living a life of hellish opulence
>Stolas knows that Lucys kid has a pet project, maybe she can help Anon
And thats how >>30985798 happened
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That's how the dealmakers acquire thrills. They trick people into thinking they can somehow help them deal with Hell better, but all they're interested in is a slave.
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Congrats, you seem to have a better understanding on how HH's Hell works than a sizable amount of people.
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And you've definitely got the right idea.
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>And you've definitely got the right idea.

yup, I mean who in the right mind want to stay in hell?... unless they are a overlord or a powerful demon or something else.
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Existence itself is nothing but pain and the like regardless of who or what you are, hell even Lucifer himself would be in eternal punishment from being cast (or more accurately body slammed) straight from Heaven to never return. No point in crying and getting worked up about it, because it may suck now, but it can always become much worse in no time or effort at all.
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I mean if you check the Ars Goetia you have a few demons that are (probably) of at least a good nature. That being said, sources only confirm a handful are of explicitly good nature depending on your taste:
>Eligos
Wording suggests that he's a 'goodly' knight. Basically a SMT:Persona meme but be my guest.
>Vassago
You have to persuade him, but he'll be honest about past and future events as well as hidden or lost things. He still rocks the angel digs. Might get bullied a lot.
>Seir
Basically Robin Hood with a winged horse and Instant Transmission from DBZ. Not as uptight as the next guy.
>Andromalius
This guy is probably in a maximum security insane asylum in Hell. A white sheep in a herd of black ones. Will actively persue thieves, returning both them and the stolen goods. Hates evil with a passion. I'd assume he probably goes on regular indiscriminate murder sprees during Exterminator visits.
The full list is hosted here, for your viewing pleasure:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_demons_in_the_Ars_Goetia
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Andromalius sounds like he'd be well suited to appear as a vigilante or "lancer" type character. Someone who likes Charlie in abstract but their individual methods of "doing good" are incompatible with each other.
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It would lead to highly frictional hijinks at best and active attempts on the princess' life at worst. He would make for a good foil to Adine and Charlie at the same time on the premise that Charlie seeks to solve Hell's problems by pruning it gently. Adine seeks to solve Hell by constantly torturing and punishing it. Andromalius would just pull the root out, salt the hole and probably piss on it for good measure.
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Guess what, this is how many of us in the First World live. By the moment, with no thought wasted to the past or the future.
Guess what, this is already Hell.