Sharni agrees to let Susana eat out her pie

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[04:02] <directionlessFeline> So, not that I haven't enjoyed watching you create a pie fairy, Sharni, but I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to explain what in God's name just happened?
[04:02] <melodicIdealist> |& Yes of course} I just}}}}
[04:03] <melodicIdealist> |&b Oh fluffernutter it is simply everywhere}
[04:03] <directionlessFeline> You can wash off first, I reckon I ain't going anywhere for a hot minute at least.
[04:04] <melodicIdealist> |& Have you gotten yourself captured again} dear Grubslinger?
[04:04] <directionlessFeline> If it was anything like the last time, I wouldn't mind being captured at all.
[04:05] <melodicIdealist> |& Ah there! Right as rain!
[04:05] <melodicIdealist> |& Praytell} what happened the last time you were captured?
[04:06] <directionlessFeline> Well, I climbed up this strange tower, in the middle of some woods.
[04:06] <directionlessFeline> I got inside, and next thing I knew, some crazy broad had knocked me out with a broom of all things.
[04:07] <directionlessFeline> Woke up in a trunk with some half finished knitting of hers, dame sure knew how to tie a knot.
[04:08] <melodicIdealist> |& Ah} you meant me! Ahaha}}}}
[04:08] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}I am dreadfully sorry about that}
[04:08] <melodicIdealist> |& Ever more so in retrospect}
[04:08] <directionlessFeline> Eh, ain't nothing to apologize for.
[04:09] <melodicIdealist> |& The least I can do now is answer your questions}
[04:09] <directionlessFeline> I'd be much obliged if you would.
[04:10] <melodicIdealist> |& Er} Where would you like me to start?
[04:11] <directionlessFeline> I reckon it'll be easiest to start off with the basics. Do you know what's going on?
[04:11] <melodicIdealist> |& Exceedingly less so with every passing minute}
[04:11] <melodicIdealist> |& But I presume you mean this program with the machines and fairies?
[04:12] <directionlessFeline> Yeah, although it looks like that's just the beginning.
[04:12] <melodicIdealist> |& I have gotten some similar impression from Wren}
[04:12] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh of course} dear Wren!
[04:13] <melodicIdealist> |& She is an alien} calls herself human}
[04:13] <melodicIdealist> |& She showed me something called a blog} which has been very informative!
[04:14] <directionlessFeline> Well, you didn't need an alien to show you a blog.
[04:14] <directionlessFeline> How'd you two meet?
[04:14] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh} do we have those too?
[04:15] <directionlessFeline> Yeah, though most of ours involve the most effective ways to kill people.
[04:15] <melodicIdealist> |& She sent me a message not too long after you departed}
[04:15] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}I believe I prefer her recipes and superpowered critters called pokemon}
[04:17] <melodicIdealist> |& The process I guided you through with the machines is one I knew from having done the same with her} only in your position}
[04:17] <directionlessFeline> So we're forming a kind of chain?
[04:18] <melodicIdealist> |& I think that would make you next} yes!
[04:18] <directionlessFeline> I gotta admit, I'm curious to who'll be helping me get in then.
[04:19] <melodicIdealist> |& Were you not prompted to request help like I was?
[04:19] <directionlessFeline> Nope, I just found this laptop with your hive pulled up on it inside of the ruins of an accounting firm.
[04:20] <melodicIdealist> |& I do admit} I know very few people}}}}
[04:20] <directionlessFeline> Or at least, I think that's what this floor was.
[04:20] <melodicIdealist> |& But yours was the first name that popped to mind}
[04:20] <melodicIdealist> |& However did you wind up there?
[04:21] <directionlessFeline> I hitched a ride on a magic train and then was chased here by a swarm of ghouls.
[04:21] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh}
[04:21] <directionlessFeline> That's... I'm being serious there.
[04:21] <melodicIdealist> |& I}}}} Did not doubt you?
[04:22] <directionlessFeline> Typing it out made me realize how crazy it sounded.
[04:22] <melodicIdealist> |& You are the adventurer here} not I!
[04:22] <melodicIdealist> |& After tonight} I am willing to believe most anything I knew was wrong}
[04:23] <directionlessFeline> Well, anyways, whole building went into lockdown, and now I'm stuck on the top floor while the ghouls are swarming down at the bottom.
[04:23] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh dear!
[04:23] <directionlessFeline> Also, there are meteors landing on the outskirts of the city.
[04:23] <melodicIdealist> |& Then I do hope you receive assistance shortly!
[04:23] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}Meteors?
[04:24] <directionlessFeline> Yep, they started landing right before I helped you in, they've probably gotten closer since then.
[04:24] <melodicIdealist> |& Well then}}}} If I am correct then you will be getting help soon}
[04:25] <melodicIdealist> |& Meteors started the fire}
[04:25] <melodicIdealist> |& I am mostly sure} She certainly did not help}}}}
[04:25] <directionlessFeline> You mean your lusus?
[04:26] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}Yes}
[04:26] <directionlessFeline> Sorry if that's a sore subject.
[04:26] <melodicIdealist> |& I do not even}}}}
[04:27] <melodicIdealist> |& There were other towers} Susana}
[04:27] <directionlessFeline> Other towers?
[04:28] <melodicIdealist> |& And other trolls in those other towers} she took us all} but it was not an act of custodial love or even charity} #She meant to ##eat us!!
[04:29] <directionlessFeline> Oh.
[04:29] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}I do not understand}
[04:29] <melodicIdealist> |& She said she was protecting me}
[04:29] <directionlessFeline> Sharni, listen.
[04:30] <directionlessFeline> Sometimes, folks ain't straight with people they oughta be straight with, they try to fool you, and use you for their own gain.
[04:30] <directionlessFeline> You gotta be tough enough to know that's their problem, and it doesn't mean anything about you.
[04:31] <directionlessFeline> Except in this case it means you looked delicious.
[04:31] <directionlessFeline> But besides that, I mean.
[04:32] <melodicIdealist> |&b }}}}She said she #threw out my pies!
[04:33] <directionlessFeline> That's horrible.
[04:33] <melodicIdealist> |& How can those be detestable} but me delicious?
[04:33] <directionlessFeline> Well, maybe dragons just don't eat pies?
[04:34] <melodicIdealist> |& Well I wish she would have just told me that before I learned to bake her pies!
[04:35] <directionlessFeline> Yeah, making someone bake pies you won't eat is just underhanded tactics of the foulest kind.
[04:36] <melodicIdealist> |& Yes} well}
[04:36] <melodicIdealist> |& Baked goods aside}}}} Which I now consider myself to owe you in unfathomable amounts}}}}
[04:36] <directionlessFeline> I'll be taking you up on that when I get out of here.
[04:37] <melodicIdealist> |& I
[04:37] <melodicIdealist> |& I look forward to it}
[04:37] <directionlessFeline> Me too, you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find good cooks out here.
[04:39] <melodicIdealist> |& However does one eat then?
[04:39] <directionlessFeline> Bad cooks mostly, sometimes if you're lucky a mediocre one.
[04:39] <melodicIdealist> |& You may as well tear the flesh from the bones and eat it bloody and raw}
[04:40] <melodicIdealist> |& I would happily cook for you any time}
[04:41] <directionlessFeline> I'm drooling already.
[04:41] <melodicIdealist> |& But first} I believe you need to focus on your escape!
[04:41] <melodicIdealist> |& I will not stand for my first friend perishing to brimstone and ghouls}
[04:41] <directionlessFeline> I'm sure I'll figure something out, Ka doesn't intend for me to die here, of that much I'm sure.
[04:43] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh! Once you have escaped} there are other things you may do for me}
[04:43] <melodicIdealist> |& Though please} your safety should be the first priority}
[04:44] <melodicIdealist> |& Wren has requested I build upon her hive} There ought to be tools to do so on your screen}
[04:44] <melodicIdealist> |& So I suppose I should request the same!
[04:45] <directionlessFeline> Happy to help, though I never was one for these sim games.
[04:46] <melodicIdealist> |& This one is my first! I rather like it so far}
[04:46] <melodicIdealist> |& Wren says she has met other mythological beasts!
[04:46] <directionlessFeline> Other mythological beasts?
[04:47] <melodicIdealist> |& Satyrs! Aside from these lovely fairies of course}
[04:47] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh right} Wren!
[04:47] <directionlessFeline> Yes, Wren, the alien who introduced you to blogs.
[04:48] <directionlessFeline> Why don't you give me her handle, I'll go and introduce myself.
[04:48] <melodicIdealist> |& If you wish to speak with her} and I would encourage you doing so} her pseudonym on the internets is cutesyChef}
[04:48] <directionlessFeline> Great minds think alike I suppose.
[04:48] <melodicIdealist> |& I dare say she could give me a run for my caegers}
[04:48] <directionlessFeline> ... "cutesyChef"
[04:49] <melodicIdealist> |& Yes?
[04:49] <directionlessFeline> Sorry, just, that's a pretty unique handle.
[04:49] <melodicIdealist> |& I find it an accurate description!
[04:51] <directionlessFeline> I'll be interested in meeting her then.
[04:51] <directionlessFeline> A second cute chef in my life, I'm a lucky girl.
[04:51] <melodicIdealist> |& Then you had best not dilly dally} haha!
[04:51] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}
[04:52] <melodicIdealist> |& Are you calling me cute?
[04:52] <directionlessFeline> Well, I don't exactly know any other chefs.
[04:53] <melodicIdealist> |&# Ah! Ahaha! Well then! Ah}}}}
[04:53] <melodicIdealist> |& I also think you are cute! And nice}
[04:53] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}Would you like to make out?
[04:54] <directionlessFeline> What?
[04:54] <melodicIdealist> |& Did I not do that right}}}}?
[04:55] <directionlessFeline> What?
[04:56] <melodicIdealist> |& I was} Er}
[04:56] <melodicIdealist> |&p }}}}Flirting}
[04:56] <directionlessFeline> Oh, well, usually it's a little more subtle than that.
[04:57] <directionlessFeline> Some particularly forward gals I've met have used that opener, but I didn't take you for one.
[04:57] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh no} was that forward?
[04:58] <melodicIdealist> |& I had no such intent} I have only had one lesson in flirting!
[04:58] <directionlessFeline> I don't reckon there's another direction asking to make out could be.
[04:58] <directionlessFeline> You... had a lesson in flirting?
[04:58] <melodicIdealist> |& More like advice}
[04:59] <melodicIdealist> |& Which I must have gotten wrong somehow}}}} Oh bother}}}}
[04:59] <directionlessFeline> Well, I can't fault you for lack of commitment to it.
[05:00] <directionlessFeline> Usually though, before you throw yourself at a girl lips first, you should figure out if she likes you that way first.
[05:00] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}I did not realize that was a lesson unto itself}
[05:01] <directionlessFeline> Flirting's a complex art, that takes years to master.
[05:01] <directionlessFeline> Like gunplay, and drinking.
[05:01] <melodicIdealist> |& My apologies then}
[05:01] <melodicIdealist> |& I will learn to do better}
[05:02] <directionlessFeline> No need to apologize, you tried and that's what's important.
[05:02] <melodicIdealist> |& Thank you} you are very courteous}
[05:02] <directionlessFeline> So... do you want to make out?
[05:03] <melodicIdealist> |&## }}}}
[05:03] <melodicIdealist> |&# I!
[05:03] <melodicIdealist> |&# Am I still missing lessons here??
[05:04] <directionlessFeline> I'm just pulling your leg.
[05:04] <directionlessFeline> Though, I certainly wouldn't say no if you did.
[05:04] <melodicIdealist> |& Oh! Well then!
[05:05] <melodicIdealist> |& Perhaps we could}}}} Discuss this later over tea?
[05:05] <melodicIdealist> |& And the promised baked goods?
[05:05] <directionlessFeline> That sounds delightful.
[05:06] <melodicIdealist> |& Great!
[05:06] <melodicIdealist> |& This is
[05:06] <melodicIdealist> |& }}}}I just remembered you can see me can you not}
[05:06] <directionlessFeline> Yep.
[05:07] <melodicIdealist> |& I will just}
[05:07] <melodicIdealist> |& Sit down then}
[05:07] <melodicIdealist> |& Yes}
[05:07] <directionlessFeline> I'll talk to you more later Sharni, you just relax with your pie fairy.
[05:07] <directionlessFeline> And look forward to our date.
[05:08] <melodicIdealist> |& As will I!
[05:08] <melodicIdealist> |& Do be safe} Susana}
[05:08] <directionlessFeline> Don't worry about me, this grubslinger's still got some tricks up her sleeve.
[05:09]  * directionlessFeline has ceased trolling melodicIdealist
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