Yolo Swaggins

-To the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU-

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a baller little hobbit that bitches all desire.
With his long dope pipe,
shutter shades that glow,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
He's only three feet tall
Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
The most baller little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to blaze it and be left alone
But one day Yolo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some bitches get back their gold
that was stolen by a faggot in the days of old.

Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
He's only three feet tall
Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
The most baller little hobbit of them all

Well, he fought with the bouncer
He battled a whore!
He riddled with the barman!
A shot of vodka he stole!
He was chased by hookers,
Lost in the city,
Escaped in a Polo from the rave party halls!

Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
The most baller little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire,
that baller little hobbit whom the bitches admire,
just sittin' on a treasure of dope and gold
puffin' on his pipe, nobbing hobbit hoes.

Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
He's only three feet tall
Yolo (Yolo)
Yolo Swaggins
The most baller little hobbit of them all