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CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: Good stuff.
CPP: [...]
CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSP: Oh my god
CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUC: Last time I played Pinary in chess, I beat him.
CUC: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?GG: wooo
?GG: last tıme I played chess
?GG: bıll got bored
?GG: and gave me my soul back
CUC: for the watcher.
?GG: 
CUC: You guys can do this, I homework.
CUC: /afk
?GG: /black
?GG: 
CSP: Last time I played Chess, Doc Scracth beat me
CPP: ((I'm not interpreting that as a serious command))
?GG: fıne k
CSP: * Scratch
?GG: /game
?GG: ıdk
CAT: /walnuts
CSP: I only cried for 5 hours straight
CSP: 1B
CAT: That's impressive. Only five hours? You must have one of those fabled "Stable emotion states."
?GG: /lıst sex toys
CPP: [INPUT: /game]
CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMO: oh no
CPP: ERROR
CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
CPP: [INPUT: /list sex toys]
CPP: ERROR
?GG: damn
CPP: ADDITIONAL PASSWORD REQUIRED
CSP: Error, improper parameters, dildo not found
?GG: what
?GG: serıously
CAT: Hah.
CPP: WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD?
CPP: > ...
?GG: /zodıac 22:7
CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 22:7]
CSP: >... /Something
CAT: The password for the sex toys list is probably 'cruzodiac', or some shit.
?GG: ha
CSP: My esoteric sex toys
CSP: I need them
CSP: Pinary
CSP: Show us them
CAT: Begging won't get you anywhere.
CSP: Eh
CSP: When he goes rouge
CSP: He'll spare me
CSP: The rest of you will die
CPP: [THE DIE, THE HEART, THE FOOT, THE FEZ, THE POOP, THE HORN, THE HEADBAND, THE BIRD, THE RAGS, THE BLANK, THE BOX, THE COIN]
?GG: ...oh
?GG: I see.
CSP: Um
CSP: What
?GG: who's the box ıf- the lost?
?GG: ıssac
CSP: Okay
CSP: So BOI
CSP: I like
CPP: [Oh, and also: THE LOST]
?GG: then who's the box a-lılıth
?GG: fuck, forgot about her
?GG: haha
CSP: What the hell?
CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: Oh hey, I almost missed pinary
CSP: Pinary is...
?GG: nt ıs probably the throne, ctm ıs terrarıa, ...
?GG: what were p and o
CSP: A chat AI
CPP: ((I FORGOT))
CSP: Or
CSP: ...
CMO: I'll try and track down the log
?GG: don't thınk we asked
?GG: /zodıac p
CSP: Somebody tell me what the hell is going on.
?GG: no
?GG: 
CAT: Absolutely not.
CAT: Knowledge is power, and power is venom, not fire.
CMO: fark. I can't do it on a mac
CAT: Can't go around diluting it.
CSP: So I must be ignorant
CAT: Yes.
CAT: 
CSP: I hate you all
CMO: :maps:
CSP: So much
CAT: Aw, thanks.
?GG: I loathe you too
CAT: ^
CMO: I have to sat I actually love
CMO: hating you guys
?GG: (I hate that nobody ever says that they loathe me)
CMO: I love loathing you GG
CSP: I despise you
?GG: (sınce that would let me make a joke)
?GG: (and I can't)
CSP: I can't loathe you
?GG: (;-;)
?GG: 
CMO: I'm sorry AT
CMO: I can't loathe you anymore
?GG: /zodıac p
?GG: PP
CMO: ;_;
-- CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] readies the banhammer. --
CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac P]
CPP: ERROR
CPP: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER
?GG: /ınfo unıverse p
CPP: [INPUT: /info universe p]
CPP: ERRPR
?GG: ;-;
CPP: IMPROPER PARAMETERS
CAT: Errpr.
CSP: Um
?GG: /lıst unıverse p ınfo
CSP: Hex?
CSP: Is that you?
?GG: no hex sucks
CPP: [INPUT: /list universep info]
?GG: net sucks
CSP: No
CPP: ERROR
?GG: 
CPP: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER
CMO: rip
CSP: Hex from Discworld
?GG: rıp
CAT: Well, he's dead now, so it doesn't matter.
?GG: yeah
CMO: /doyouhaveanydata
?GG: hex sucks
?GG: /lıst unıverse o ınfo
CAT: /list universe m info
CPP: [INPUT: /list universeo info]
CPP: ERROR
CSP: So this is an ARG?
CPP: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER
CAT: Yeah.
CPP: [INPUT: /list universem info]
?GG: danr
CSP: For what exactly?
?GG: /lıst unıverse n ınfo
?GG: stuff
CAT: It's almost as if... we need to try a different syntax instead of doing the same thing over and over again!
?GG: ha
CMO: insanity
CSP: Vaas
CMO: THIS IS MADNESS
CMO: no
CSP: Go home
CMO: no
CMO: NO
CMO: THIS
CMO: IS
CMO: SPARTAAAAAAA
?GG: kıck hım
?GG: pls
?GG: aw
?GG: darn
-- CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] is kicked into a well --
?GG: too late
CAT banned CMO from responding to memo: [Kicked into two wells.].
?GG: ha.
ceased responding to memo.
CSP: Well
CSP: Toast will get the last laugh
CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMO: damn
CMO: two wells
CAT: Yes, I'm a ruthless autocrat, I know. Praise me.
CMO: thats pretty ouch
CSP: I got a pretty deep well
CMO: I will hide in my well
-- CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] is hiding in his well --
CSP: It also seems to be my verbal tic
-- CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] pours dimethylcadmium down MO's well. --
-- CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] paradox-'s away. --
CPP: [UNIVERSE M: A small universe that runs solely on the laws of insanity and improbability, locked in MADNESS COMBAT. Seems to take place in an alternate and seemingly post-apocalyptic version of UNIVERSE B [EARTH] where terror and horror reign. Known inhabitants include superpowered beings able to shrug off death and are able to continuously beat through waves of enemies while turning them into gore. Some inhabitants have gone on to become members of the SECOND INTER-UNIVERSAL PEACE CORPS, while others have gone on to aid in the creation of paradoxes. Many have participated in THE SECOND GODMODDING WAR.]
CAT: Hah, wow. I did it.
?GG: huh.
?GG: /zodıac m
?GG: 
CAT: Hah.
CMO: what was the command
CMO: did I miss it?
?GG: nah
?GG: 
CSP: Um
CMO: F yeah. Universe M sounds like my kind of place.
CMO: well
CPP: [For help on commands, look here! http://piratepad.net/Pinary]
CMO: Toast's.
CAT: 'Twas /list universem info.
CMO: as in my RP char on chaos.
CMO: ah
?GG: /lıst unıverseg ınfo
?GG: 
CAT: /list universeu info
CSP: This sounds pretty rad
CPP: ((stop listing universes and let me explain what this is))
CSP: Any of this canon?
CMO: ((  ))
CPP: ((SP: you know project binary? this is probect pinary, a fake dumb version))
CAT: I'd ask Piono about that.
CPP: ((all of this is canon.))
CAT: Well, Universe M-wise.
CSP: Oh
CMO: (( probect pinary ))
CPP: ((probect pinary original spoke in dumb shit syntax but then evolved past human language))
CMO: (( my life is complete ))
CPP: ((people found he had a terminal they could mess with))
CPP: ((and they found a lot of commands that seem to be buildling up to some big conclusion))
CSP: Oh
CSP: Fuck
CSP: Realized
CPP: ((they found that probect pinary is like a prototype early version of project binary))
CPP: ((check out that piratepad link for help on commands))
CMO: gonna try and find that log
CPP: [Input a command you plebeians. ...]
CMO: wait
CMO: I can'tttt....
CAT: /list walnuts info
CPP: [INPUT: /list walnuts info]
CPP: ERROR
CPP: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CMO: (( /list theflamingtoast info ))
CMO: ((  ))
CAT made PP an OP.
CAT: /game 3
CPP: [INPUT: /game 3]
CPP: [Begin ~ATH.]
CMO: ~Toast
CAT: import author DTGMemo
CPP: [You are now DEATH. You are sitting in your PALACE, waiting for something eventful to happen. What will you do?]
CAT: >Inspect palace.
CSP: >wait for some one to die
?GG: >Flaıl your arms and flıp your game case
CMO: >Call your best friend.
CMO: >~Toast
CPP: [You're currently in the THRONE ROOM. It's very big and your throne is made of human bones. You've never much cared for it, but you don't really feel horrible enough to argue with the ARCHITECTS that designed it. They're good unpeople, after all.]
CPP: [You try to flail your arms but there isn't a GAME CASE around! That's in the EXPANSE of your PALACE, the room where you recieve important visitors who have recently died.]
?GG: damn
CMO: 
CPP: [You call WAR, who's at one of the other four ENDS OF THE AFTERLIFE. He's pretty busy waging a massive battle with CONQUEST for whatever reason. Those two are always at each others' throats. You guess it makes sense.]
CMO: >Wonder who is at the last corner
CSP: >glance around for an exit
CPP: [Each of THE FOUR HORSEMEN are situated at one of the ENDS OF THE AFTERLIFE. There's you, FAMINE, CONQUEST, and WAR.]
CPP: [There's an exit at the other end of the THRONE ROOM, but it's a long way to walk. Good thing you don't need to walk.]
?GG: >not-walk towards exıt
CAT: >Bleat like a goat for ironic purposes.
CSP: >recall Team Sleuth
?GG: damn, I keep doınng stuff
CPP: [You fly towards the EXIT. You now stand at the top of an insanely huge STAIRCASE that leads down to the main rooms of your PALACE proper. There isn't any roof, so from here you can see your stretch of THE AFTERLIFE. There are a lot of people wandering towards your PALACE; probably lost souls who have just died and have been sentenced to eternal punishment here. By punishment, you really mean wandering around your castle. It's not that bad. There's a magical teleporter right next to you.]
CPP: [Your skull temporarily turns into a goat skull and you bleat like a goat for creepily ironic purposes. It sort of sounds like "Hyuk hyuk hyuk!"]
CAT: Hah.
CSP: >check your memories for any memories of a Team Sleuth
CPP: [Oh yeah, TEAM SLEUTH. You don't know if that was an alternate version of you who found them or what, but they were cool people, aside from the multiple times that their antics caused THE DOORS OF LIFE AND DEATH to remain horrendously open. At least they know how to sleuth a good problem when they see one. You'd like to think they all learned something from you.]
?GG: gaaaaaah
CSP: >jump down staircase
CAT: >Invite Donald Trump to come stay in your palace. Forever.
CPP: [You make a REALLY LONG JUMP down the STAIRCASE. It looks very cool. You land down with a silent thud. A nearby audience finds time to clap in between the screaming.]
CMO: /afk
?GG: YESSSSSSS
?GG: THIRD KEY PIECE
CPP: [You humbly request that DONALD DRUMPF stays at your PALACE. You send it through a MAIL CHUTE that leads to EARTH. He should get it when IT'S HIS TIME.]
CSP: >lo
CSP: >*look around
CAT: >Burn Famine alive.
CAT: >With magic.
CUC: /Back.
CUC: >Examine your scythe.
CPP: [You look around. You're now in GRAND CENTRAL STATION, a circular room named because of its similarity to the real GRAND CENTRAL STATION which burned down in 2034. There are exquisite paintings on the roof that display an inordinate amount of zodiacs, wars, births, and deaths. You and the other three HORSEMEN are in the middle, surrounded by NINE CIRCLES and SOMEONE YOU WISH YOU COULD FORGET. There are eight large gateways leading to various rooms, plus the ninth gateway, which is the one you just came from.]
CPP: [Eh, FAMINE'S a chill guy. At least, when he's rendering it impossible for you to eat.]
CSP: Erelye, he's an anthropomorphic personification
CAT: I know.
CSP: He only will die with humanity
CSP: Or someshit
CAT: Better get started with that, then.
CPP: [YOUR SCYTHE is a very formidable weapon, which you have nicknamed THE ARMISTYX, because one way or another, it brings peace towards all parties. It can take the form of ANY weapon, and its power is limited only by your imagination. Good thing you collect all the cool weapon ideas from every soul you've ever reaped.]
CSP: >change your Armistyx into a battle umbrella
CPP: [You gain an UMBRELLA SCYTHE.]
CAT: >Change Armistyx into quantum destabilizer.
CPP: [You gain a QUANTUM DESTABILIZER SCYTHE.]
CMO: /back
CAT: Aw, not even the full cannon? Alas.
CSP: >chat it up with your fellow horsemen
CMO: >watch a shitty anime
CPP: [Okay, but to do that, you need to get to their PALACES first. No matter which way you get transportation, it's going to be a long trip.]
CPP: [You watch CORY IN THE HOUSE for a few minutes before getting bored of it. Its amazingness is lost on you. You don't get ALIVE PEOPLE HUMOR, you guess.]
CSP: Cory being shitty
CSP: But it is the best
CSP: >glance around and see if you can catch a subway to Pestilence
CPP: [THE AFTERLIFE doesn't have a SUBWAY. EVERYONE WALKS because this place is all about SUFFERING, and disregarding that, being MILDLY INCONVENIENT AT ALL TIMES. Thankfully, YOU have a SKELETON HORSE.]
CMO: >give your horse the COLD SHOULDER
CSP: >name horse Binky
CPP: [For some asinine reason, you decide to completely ignore BINKY. It's almost like you don't have a heart. OH WAIT.]
CSP: >apologize to Binky and tell your steed of your quest to reach your fellow Horsemen
CMO: >give Binky an actual cold shoulder
CUC: >Feed Binky some hay. Oh, wait, it all just goes right through him. Do it anyway.
CPP: [You apologize to BINKY, giving him some HAY which goes right through him. You rip off the SHOULDER of some guy walking by, freeze it, and give it to him. Because it's SPECTRAL, he can eat it. BINKY is PACIFIED. HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK]
CMO: 
CSP ceased responding to memo.
CPP: [You tell BINKY of your quest to reach one of the other HORSEMEN, and ask him who he wants to visit. BINKY closes his eyes and warns you that there is a threat coming from the FIFTH END OF THE AFTERLIFE, a terrible place that no one really goes to, not even any of the HORSEMEN. You will need CONQUEST on your side to rally all the HORSEMEN and their troops into an army. Looks like you know where you're going.]
CMO: >dropkick yourself and binky all the way there
?GG: holy shıt
?GG: reflectıng projectıles ıs awesome
CMO: HLD?
?GG: ye
CMO: Ah
CMO: possibly afk
CPP: [You DROPKICK yourself and BINKY a really long way, about as long as the distance of your STAIRCASE. You had your STAIRCASE designed the length it is because that's pretty much the maximum length you can jump. As it turns out, the distance to CONQUEST'S PALACE is a lot farther than that. You clear the COURTYARDS of your PALACE and are now at THE PLAINS OF DEATH. You see a lot of LOST SOULS walking towards your PALACE. Surely the GUARDS and various CHARONS will be there to take care of them while you're away. CONQUEST'S PALACE is up ahead, just a really long way up ahead. If you keep walking in a straight line north, you'll get there at some point.]
CMO: >get there at some point
CPP: [Real funny. It's not gonna be as simple as that.]
CMO: >start riding Binky
CMO: /afk
CPP: [You mount BINKY. As your trusty skeletal steed, he will be your guide on this wonderful journey.]
CPP: [You reach your first obstacle: THE MOUNTAINS OF AGONY.]
CPP: [You can easily avoid them by simply riding around them??]
CAT: >Rise around them.
CAT: *Ride, fuck.
?GG: >rıde around
CMO ceased responding to memo.
CPP: [Alright, you do that. The MOUNTAIN SPIRITS do not look pleased with you, but what can they do? You're a fuckin' HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE. There are a lot more OBSTACLES up ahead. If only you had some kind of MAP to keep track of them all.]
CURRENT swarthyPharaoh [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSP: >inquire the Spirts for a map
CSP: >threaten them if the prove bothersome
CPP: [You ask the MOUNTAIN SPIRITS. They sigh and tell you there's literally one in your CLOAK, but when you threaten them, they begrudingly accept. Even SPIRITS can be reaped, after all.]
CAT: Hah.
CAT: >Examine map(s).
CPP: [The OBSTACLES are, in order, THE MOUNTAINS OF AGONY, THE SEA OF TAR, THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS, STAN'S CAVE, THE STABLE, CONQUEST'S CORRIDOR, and lastly, THE ROAD TO THE UNDOING. Then you enter the COURTYARD to CONQUEST'S PALACE.]
CPP: [Situated at the exact middle of this obstacle course is A TALL BLACK SPIRE.]
CAT: >Onwards, to the Sea.
CPP: [You ride to the SEA OF TAR. It's way too big to ride around, so you'll need some way to trudge through it. The TAR is very sticky and easily pulls the unwary in, especially because it's as clear as normal water. You can see skeletons and dying spirits at the seabed with your CRYSTAL-CLEAR VISION.]
CAT: >Search for raft/boat-building materials.
CPP: [You don't find any.]
CAT: >Examine terrain.
?GG: >fly over ıt
CPP: [The terrain is very rocky and craggy. A mist hovers over the SEA OF TAR so you can't see through it, even with your CRYSTAL-CLEAR VISION, probably because the mist is MAGICAL, maybe even MAJJYYKAL.]
CUC: >Remember that you can fly.
CPP: [The SEA will pull in those who try to fly over it. You've seen people try and do it, but it never works. They just become another set of bones.]
CPP: [You're already another set of bones, but falling in hurts like you couldn't believe. Yes, you can feel pain.]
CAT: >Build bridge out of bones in Sea.
CAT: >Go bone-fishing if necessary.
CPP: [You manage to create a BRIDGE OF BONES across the SEA OF TAR. There are more than enough to complete the task. When you're done, BINKY eats all of the bones to become stronger and make sure that no one else can repeat the same trick.]
CAT: Woo.
CPP: [You walk further, now standing at the edge of THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS.]
CPP: [There's one way through, and that's down.]
CAT: >Look down first.
CPP: [You look down. THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS is full of narrow walkways of rock above a sea of BLUE LAVA. There are massive statues that echo with forbidden power. They are cloaked figures that stand on horses. They all look vaguely familiar...]
CAT: They're clones of us, aren't they.
CPP: [Who are "us?"]
CAT: >Attempt to use forbidden potency of the statues to generate a PSIONIC BRIDGE over Valley.
CAT: We are us. Us is them. Death is you. You is me.
CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMO: I am me
?GG: 6/8 crystals
?GG: woo
CMO: I am toast
CMO: toast smash
CPP: [You use THE ECHOES OF THE KINGS to make a HALLOWED BRIDGE across THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS. You and the other HORSEMEN are the only people in the entire AFTERLIFE that can perform such a task successfully.]
CPP: [You have mad e it completely across.]
CAT: Woo.
CPP: [There is a now a large expanse of wild terrain that stands between you and the horrors of STAN'S CAVE. You're now in a sort of neutral grey area between YOUR DOMAIN and CONQUEST'S DOMAIN, which means that there are bound to be WEIRD MONSTERS lurking around.]
CMO: >do a victory dance
CAT: >Ready Armistyx. Just in case.
CPP: [You do a VICTORY DANCE that can't be described in the human language. Anyone that saw it would fall into a coma.]
-- CURRENT millenniumOverwrite [CMO] falls into a coma. --
CPP: [You ready THE ARMISTYX, preparing yourself.]
CAT: >Onwards.
CMO: >On wards,
CPP: [You walk across a ridge and a cliff, finding a depression in the ground populated by... things.]
CPP: [There is a group of three vaguely humanoid creatures coughing pink blood. Reality spasms around you.]
CPP: [You have been attacked by a band of HYPERS.]
CMO: >try and go around the 'things' without looking directly at them
CMO: oh
CAT: >Utilize Quantum Destabilizer form of Armistyx to annihilate them all instantaneously.
CAU: >Begin combat
CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCU: >S T R | F Ξ
CMO: >use sepulchtritude
CUC: >Strife.
CPP: [You fire the QUANTUM DESTABILIZER SCYTHE and fire a pulse of energy. You rip holes through all three of them, black energy blotting out the landscape. You sigh in relief.]
CAT: Hah.
CMO: >Onwards!
CPP: [Unfortunately, the land quivers and rises up. Everything that the black energy touches flashes with pink and becomes a HYPER. There are now FIFTEEN OF THEM.]
CAT: ^
CAT: Well, then.
CAT: >Flee. No use in wasting time. If not possible, then Strife.
CMO: >send them to jail, directly to jail. make sure they do not pass go, make sure they do not collect 200$
CUC: >Switch to BLACK ENERGY ERADICATOR SCYTHE mode.
CPP: [They form a ring around you. Can't abscond, frythoaf!]
?GG: >Swıtch to CONCEPT ANNIHILATOR SCYTHE mode
CPP: [You gain a BLACK ENERGY ERADICATOR SCYTHE and cleave through all of the HYPERS, killing them instantly. Their souls will not return to your PALACE because they were never truly alive.]
CAT: >Onwards.
CPP: [You move onwards.]
CPP: ((gtg, will be back in a few minutes.))
CUC: k.
CAT: K.
CPP: ((fair warning, I'll ask for a pastebin of this log upon return.))