Nun Habit (this headdress makes you look chaste but channels lustful energy into you. Every time you gain horny, increase the horny you gain by 1 to gain +2 damage forward)
50g

Chunk of Holy Temple (This small piece has strange remnants of fertile power. Can be crumcled to give +1 to any take it or give it roll, 3 uses)
20g

13) Santa's Riding Crop
(+2 damage against hoofed enemies, whip)
75g

Excellent Pick-axe ( Counts as Mace (close, +1 piercing, 2 weight, +1 to mining rolls)
75g

Sentient Glasses - Useable once per session. When you put these on, roll a Speed Check. On a 10, you can see invisible objects. On a 7-9, the glasses instead focus on the nearest person giving you +1 to Wits checks against them.
150g

12. Fleshlight (A cheap little thing, One use, use this item to help relieve a little of that pent up stress! use this to remove 1d4 stacks of horny)
10g

20. Used condom (I swear I don't know where this came from)
10g

33. Necklace of Acceleration (a necklace that gives you +1 forward to the first speed based roll of the session)
50g

44. Three arrows
15g

39. Soul Freeze (Temporarily creates the illusion that the user is dead once used, consumable (1x))
20g

13. Canned Cock (Open a can of cock that services the User once with an automatic success and deflates after use, consumable (1x))
10g

25. Necklace of Wisdom (Grants +1 forward on first Wits roll of the session) (1)
50g

27. Gust Horn (Can create a strong, short gust of wind which can be used to knock light objects over, consumable (1x))
20g

7. Canned Ass (Open a can of ass that services the User once with an automatic success and deflates after use, consumable (1x))
10g

1. Lucky Coin (+1 forward on Silver Tongued and Parley rolls once per session)
(rolled mystery, but reroll ;-;)
100g

Funko Pop figure! Of Jynx!
25g
Funko Pop figure! Of Kagami Mochi!
25g
Funko Pop figure! Of Tamamo No Mog! (Displaying it can give you a +1 to a charm check against a vulpine creature, Once per session)
25g
Funko Pop figure! Of Aude! x2
50g

TOTAL: 790g

100g