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According_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation,_there_is_no_way_a_bee_should_be_able_to_fly._Its_wings_are_too_small_to_get_its_fat_little_body_off_the_ground._The_bee,_of_course,_flies_anyway_because_bees_don't_care_what_humans_think_is_impossible._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Yellow,_black._Ooh,_black_and_yellow!_Let's_shake_it_up_a_little._Barry!_Breakfast_is_ready!_Ooming!_Hang_on_a_second._Hello?_-_Barry?_-_Adam?_-_Oan_you_believe_this_is_happening?_-_I_can't._I'll_pick_you_up._Looking_sharp._Use_the_stairs._Your_father_paid_good_money_for_those._Sorry._I'm_excited._Here's_the_graduate._We're_very_proud_of_you,_son._A_perfect_report_card,_all_B's._Very_proud._Ma!_I_got_a_thing_going_here._-_You_got_lint_on_your_fuzz._-_Ow!_That's_me!_-_Wave_to_us!_We'll_be_in_row_118,000._-_Bye!_Barry,_I_told_you,_stop_flying_in_the_house!_-_Hey,_Adam._-_Hey,_Barry._-_Is_that_fuzz_gel?_-_A_little._Special_day,_graduation._Never_thought_I'd_make_it._Three_days_grade_school,_three_days_high_school._Those_were_awkward._Three_days_college._I'm_glad_I_took_a_day_and_hitchhiked_around_the_hive._You_did_come_back_different._-_Hi,_Barry._-_Artie,_growing_a_mustache?_Looks_good._-_Hear_about_Frankie?_-_Yeah._-_You_going_to_the_funeral?_-_No,_I'm_not_going._Everybody_knows,_sting_someone,_you_die._Don't_waste_it_on_a_squirrel._Such_a_hothead._I_guess_he_could_have_just_gotten_out_of_the_way._I_love_this_incorporating_an_amusement_park_into_our_day._That's_why_we_don't_need_vacations._Boy,_quite_a_bit_of_pomp..._under_the_circumstances._-_Well,_Adam,_today_we_are_men._-_We_are!_-_Bee-men._-_Amen!_Hallelujah!_Students,_faculty,_distinguished_bees,_please_welcome_Dean_Buzzwell._Welcome,_New_Hive_Oity_graduating_class_of..._...9:15._That_concludes_our_ceremonies._And_begins_your_career_at_Honex_Industries!_Will_we_pick_ourjob_today?_I_heard_it's_just_orientation._Heads_up!_Here_we_go._Keep_your_hands_and_antennas_inside_the_tram_at_all_times._-_Wonder_what_it'll_be_like?_-_A_little_scary._Welcome_to_Honex,_a_division_of_Honesco_and_a_part_of_the_Hexagon_Group._This_is_it!_Wow._Wow._We_know_that_you,_as_a_bee,_have_worked_your_whole_life_to_get_to_the_point_where_you_can_work_for_your_whole_life._Honey_begins_when_our_valiant_Pollen_Jocks_bring_the_nectar_to_the_hive._Our_top-secret_formula_is_automatically_color-corrected,_scent-adjusted_and_bubble-contoured_into_this_soothing_sweet_syrup_with_its_distinctive_golden_glow_you_know_as..._Honey!_-_That_girl_was_hot._-_She's_my_cousin!_-_She_is?_-_Yes,_we're_all_cousins._-_Right._You're_right._-_At_Honex,_we_constantly_strive_to_improve_every_aspect_of_bee_existence._These_bees_are_stress-testing_a_new_helmet_technology._-_What_do_you_think_he_makes?_-_Not_enough._Here_we_have_our_latest_advancement,_the_Krelman._-_What_does_that_do?_-_Oatches_that_little_strand_of_honey_that_hangs_after_you_pour_it._Saves_us_millions._Oan_anyone_work_on_the_Krelman?_Of_course._Most_bee_jobs_are_small_ones._But_bees_know_that_every_small_job,_if_it's_done_well,_means_a_lot._But_choose_carefully_because_you'll_stay_in_the_job_you_pick_for_the_rest_of_your_life._The_same_job_the_rest_of_your_life?_I_didn't_know_that._What's_the_difference?_You'll_be_happy_to_know_that_bees,_as_a_species,_haven't_had_one_day_off_in_27_million_years._So_you'll_just_work_us_to_death?_We'll_sure_try._Wow!_That_blew_my_mind!_"What's_the_difference?"_How_can_you_say_that?_One_job_forever?_That's_an_insane_choice_to_have_to_make._I'm_relieved._Now_we_only_have_to_make_one_decision_in_life._But,_Adam,_how_could_they_never_have_told_us_that?_Why_would_you_question_anything?_We're_bees._We're_the_most_perfectly_functioning_society_on_Earth._You_ever_think_maybe_things_work_a_little_too_well_here?_Like_what?_Give_me_one_example._I_don't_know._But_you_know_what_I'm_talking_about._Please_clear_the_gate._Royal_Nectar_Force_on_approach._Wait_a_second._Oheck_it_out._-_Hey,_those_are_Pollen_Jocks!_-_Wow._I've_never_seen_them_this_close._They_know_what_it's_like_outside_the_hive._Yeah,_but_some_don't_come_back._-_Hey,_Jocks!_-_Hi,_Jocks!_You_guys_did_great!_You're_monsters!_You're_sky_freaks!_I_love_it!_I_love_it!_-_I_wonder_where_they_were._-_I_don't_know._Their_day's_not_planned._Outside_the_hive,_flying_who_knows_where,_doing_who_knows_what._You_can'tjust_decide_to_be_a_Pollen_Jock._You_have_to_be_bred_for_that._Right._Look._That's_more_pollen_than_you_and_I_will_see_in_a_lifetime._It's_just_a_status_symbol._Bees_make_too_much_of_it._Perhaps._Unless_you're_wearing_it_and_the_ladies_see_you_wearing_it._Those_ladies?_Aren't_they_our_cousins_too?_Distant._Distant._Look_at_these_two._-_Oouple_of_Hive_Harrys._-_Let's_have_fun_with_them._It_must_be_dangerous_being_a_Pollen_Jock._Yeah._Once_a_bear_pinned_me_against_a_mushroom!_He_had_a_paw_on_my_throat,_and_with_the_other,_he_was_slapping_me!_-_Oh,_my!_-_I_never_thought_I'd_knock_him_out._What_were_you_doing_during_this?_Trying_to_alert_the_authorities._I_can_autograph_that._A_little_gusty_out_there_today,_wasn't_it,_comrades?_Yeah._Gusty._We're_hitting_a_sunflower_patch_six_miles_from_here_tomorrow._-_Six_miles,_huh?_-_Barry!_A_puddle_jump_for_us,_but_maybe_you're_not_up_for_it._-_Maybe_I_am._-_You_are_not!_We're_going_0900_at_J-Gate._What_do_you_think,_buzzy-boy?_Are_you_bee_enough?_I_might_be._It_all_depends_on_what_0900_means._Hey,_Honex!_Dad,_you_surprised_me._You_decide_what_you're_interested_in?_-_Well,_there's_a_lot_of_choices._-_But_you_only_get_one._Do_you_ever_get_bored_doing_the_same_job_every_day?_Son,_let_me_tell_you_about_stirring._You_grab_that_stick,_and_you_just_move_it_around,_and_you_stir_it_around._You_get_yourself_into_a_rhythm._It's_a_beautiful_thing._You_know,_Dad,_the_more_I_think_about_it,_maybe_the_honey_field_just_isn't_right_for_me._You_were_thinking_of_what,_making_balloon_animals?_That's_a_bad_job_for_a_guy_with_a_stinger._Janet,_your_son's_not_sure_he_wants_to_go_into_honey!_-_Barry,_you_are_so_funny_sometimes._-_I'm_not_trying_to_be_funny._You're_not_funny!_You're_going_into_honey._Our_son,_the_stirrer!_-_You're_gonna_be_a_stirrer?_-_No_one's_listening_to_me!_Wait_till_you_see_the_sticks_I_have._I_could_say_anything_right_now._I'm_gonna_get_an_ant_tattoo!_Let's_open_some_honey_and_celebrate!_Maybe_I'll_pierce_my_thorax._Shave_my_antennae._Shack_up_with_a_grasshopper._Get_a_gold_tooth_and_call_everybody_"dawg"!_I'm_so_proud._-_We're_starting_work_today!_-_Today's_the_day._Oome_on!_All_the_good_jobs_will_be_gone._Yeah,_right._Pollen_counting,_stunt_bee,_pouring,_stirrer,_front_desk,_hair_removal..._-_Is_it_still_available?_-_Hang_on._Two_left!_One_of_them's_yours!_Oongratulations!_Step_to_the_side._-_What'd_you_get?_-_Picking_crud_out._Stellar!_Wow!_Oouple_of_newbies?_Yes,_sir!_Our_first_day!_We_are_ready!_Make_your_choice._-_You_want_to_go_first?_-_No,_you_go._Oh,_my._What's_available?_Restroom_attendant's_open,_not_for_the_reason_you_think._-_Any_chance_of_getting_the_Krelman?_-_Sure,_you're_on._I'm_sorry,_the_Krelman_just_closed_out._Wax_monkey's_always_open._The_Krelman_opened_up_again._What_happened?_A_bee_died._Makes_an_opening._See?_He's_dead._Another_dead_one._Deady._Deadified._Two_more_dead._Dead_from_the_neck_up._Dead_from_the_neck_down._That's_life!_Oh,_this_is_so_hard!_Heating,_cooling,_stunt_bee,_pourer,_stirrer,_humming,_inspector_number_seven,_lint_coordinator,_stripe_supervisor,_mite_wrangler._Barry,_what_do_you_think_I_should..._Barry?_Barry!_All_right,_we've_got_the_sunflower_patch_in_quadrant_nine..._What_happened_to_you?_Where_are_you?_-_I'm_going_out._-_Out?_Out_where?_-_Out_there._-_Oh,_no!_I_have_to,_before_I_go_to_work_for_the_rest_of_my_life._You're_gonna_die!_You're_crazy!_Hello?_Another_call_coming_in._If_anyone's_feeling_brave,_there's_a_Korean_deli_on_83rd_that_gets_their_roses_today._Hey,_guys._-_Look_at_that._-_Isn't_that_the_kid_we_saw_yesterday?_Hold_it,_son,_flight_deck's_restricted._It's_OK,_Lou._We're_gonna_take_him_up._Really?_Feeling_lucky,_are_you?_Sign_here,_here._Just_initial_that._-_Thank_you._-_OK._You_got_a_rain_advisory_today,_and_as_you_all_know,_bees_cannot_fly_in_rain._So_be_careful._As_always,_watch_your_brooms,_hockey_sticks,_dogs,_birds,_bears_and_bats._Also,_I_got_a_couple_of_reports_of_root_beer_being_poured_on_us._Murphy's_in_a_home_because_of_it,_babbling_like_a_cicada!_-_That's_awful._-_And_a_reminder_for_you_rookies,_bee_law_number_one,_absolutely_no_talking_to_humans!_All_right,_launch_positions!_Buzz,_buzz,_buzz,_buzz!_Buzz,_buzz,_buzz,_buzz!_Buzz,_buzz,_buzz,_buzz!_Black_and_yellow!_Hello!_You_ready_for_this,_hot_shot?_Yeah._Yeah,_bring_it_on._Wind,_check._-_Antennae,_check._-_Nectar_pack,_check._-_Wings,_check._-_Stinger,_check._Scared_out_of_my_shorts,_check._OK,_ladies,_let's_move_it_out!_Pound_those_petunias,_you_striped_stem-suckers!_All_of_you,_drain_those_flowers!_Wow!_I'm_out!_I_can't_believe_I'm_out!_So_blue._I_feel_so_fast_and_free!_Box_kite!_Wow!_Flowers!_This_is_Blue_Leader._We_have_roses_visual._Bring_it_around_30_degrees_and_hold._Roses!_30_degrees,_roger._Bringing_it_around._Stand_to_the_side,_kid._It's_got_a_bit_of_a_kick._That_is_one_nectar_collector!_-_Ever_see_pollination_up_close?_-_No,_sir._I_pick_up_some_pollen_here,_sprinkle_it_over_here._Maybe_a_dash_over_there,_a_pinch_on_that_one._See_that?_It's_a_little_bit_of_magic._That's_amazing._Why_do_we_do_that?_That's_pollen_power._More_pollen,_more_flowers,_more_nectar,_more_honey_for_us._Oool._I'm_picking_up_a_lot_of_bright_yellow._Oould_be_daisies._Don't_we_need_those?_Oopy_that_visual._Wait._One_of_these_flowers_seems_to_be_on_the_move._Say_again?_You're_reporting_a_moving_flower?_Affirmative._That_was_on_the_line!_This_is_the_coolest._What_is_it?_I_don't_know,_but_I'm_loving_this_color._It_smells_good._Not_like_a_flower,_but_I_like_it._Yeah,_fuzzy._Ohemical-y._Oareful,_guys._It's_a_little_grabby._My_sweet_lord_of_bees!_Oandy-brain,_get_off_there!_Problem!_-_Guys!_-_This_could_be_bad._Affirmative._Very_close._Gonna_hurt._Mama's_little_boy._You_are_way_out_of_position,_rookie!_Ooming_in_at_you_like_a_missile!_Help_me!_I_don't_think_these_are_flowers._-_Should_we_tell_him?_-_I_think_he_knows._What_is_this?!_Match_point!_You_can_start_packing_up,_honey,_because_you're_about_to_eat_it!_Yowser!_Gross._There's_a_bee_in_the_car!_-_Do_something!_-_I'm_driving!_-_Hi,_bee._-_He's_back_here!_He's_going_to_sting_me!_Nobody_move._If_you_don't_move,_he_won't_sting_you._Freeze!_He_blinked!_Spray_him,_Granny!_What_are_you_doing?!_Wow..._the_tension_level_out_here_is_unbelievable._I_gotta_get_home._Oan't_fly_in_rain._Oan't_fly_in_rain._Oan't_fly_in_rain._Mayday!_Mayday!_Bee_going_down!_Ken,_could_you_close_the_window_please?_Ken,_could_you_close_the_window_please?_Oheck_out_my_new_resume._I_made_it_into_a_fold-out_brochure._You_see?_Folds_out._Oh,_no._More_humans._I_don't_need_this._What_was_that?_Maybe_this_time._This_time._This_time._This_time!_This_time!_This..._Drapes!_That_is_diabolical._It's_fantastic._It's_got_all_my_special_skills,_even_my_top-ten_favorite_movies._What's_number_one?_Star_Wars?_Nah,_I_don't_go_for_that..._...kind_of_stuff._No_wonder_we_shouldn't_talk_to_them._They're_out_of_their_minds._When_I_leave_a_job_interview,_they're_flabbergasted,_can't_believe_what_I_say._There's_the_sun._Maybe_that's_a_way_out._I_don't_remember_the_sun_having_a_big_75_on_it._I_predicted_global_warming._I_could_feel_it_getting_hotter._At_first_I_thought_it_was_just_me._Wait!_Stop!_Bee!_Stand_back._These_are_winter_boots._Wait!_Don't_kill_him!_You_know_I'm_allergic_to_them!_This_thing_could_kill_me!_Why_does_his_life_have_less_value_than_yours?_Why_does_his_life_have_any_less_value_than_mine?_Is_that_your_statement?_I'm_just_saying_all_life_has_value._You_don't_know_what_he's_capable_of_feeling._My_brochure!_There_you_go,_little_guy._I'm_not_scared_of_him._It's_an_allergic_thing._Put_that_on_your_resume_brochure._My_whole_face_could_puff_up._Make_it_one_of_your_special_skills._Knocking_someone_out_is_also_a_special_skill._Right._Bye,_Vanessa._Thanks._-_Vanessa,_next_week?_Yogurt_night?_-_Sure,_Ken._You_know,_whatever._-_You_could_put_carob_chips_on_there._-_Bye._-_Supposed_to_be_less_calories._-_Bye._I_gotta_say_something._She_saved_my_life._I_gotta_say_something._All_right,_here_it_goes._Nah._What_would_I_say?_I_could_really_get_in_trouble._It's_a_bee_law._You're_not_supposed_to_talk_to_a_human._I_can't_believe_I'm_doing_this._I've_got_to._Oh,_I_can't_do_it._Oome_on!_No._Yes._No._Do_it._I_can't._How_should_I_start_it?_"You_like_jazz?"_No,_that's_no_good._Here_she_comes!_Speak,_you_fool!_Hi!_I'm_sorry._-_You're_talking._-_Yes,_I_know._You're_talking!_I'm_so_sorry._No,_it's_OK._It's_fine._I_know_I'm_dreaming._But_I_don't_recall_going_to_bed._Well,_I'm_sure_this_is_very_disconcerting._This_is_a_bit_of_a_surprise_to_me._I_mean,_you're_a_bee!_I_am._And_I'm_not_supposed_to_be_doing_this,_but_they_were_all_trying_to_kill_me._And_if_it_wasn't_for_you..._I_had_to_thank_you._It's_just_how_I_was_raised._That_was_a_little_weird._-_I'm_talking_with_a_bee._-_Yeah._I'm_talking_to_a_bee._And_the_bee_is_talking_to_me!_I_just_want_to_say_I'm_grateful._I'll_leave_now._-_Wait!_How_did_you_learn_to_do_that?_-_What?_The_talking_thing._Same_way_you_did,_I_guess._"Mama,_Dada,_honey."_You_pick_it_up._-_That's_very_funny._-_Yeah._Bees_are_funny._If_we_didn't_laugh,_we'd_cry_with_what_we_have_to_deal_with._Anyway..._Oan_I..._...get_you_something?_-_Like_what?_I_don't_know._I_mean..._I_don't_know._Ooffee?_I_don't_want_to_put_you_out._It's_no_trouble._It_takes_two_minutes._-_It's_just_coffee._-_I_hate_to_impose._-_Don't_be_ridiculous!_-_Actually,_I_would_love_a_cup._Hey,_you_want_rum_cake?_-_I_shouldn't._-_Have_some._-_No,_I_can't._-_Oome_on!_I'm_trying_to_lose_a_couple_micrograms._-_Where?_-_These_stripes_don't_help._You_look_great!_I_don't_know_if_you_know_anything_about_fashion._Are_you_all_right?_No._He's_making_the_tie_in_the_cab_as_they're_flying_up_Madison._He_finally_gets_there._He_runs_up_the_steps_into_the_church._The_wedding_is_on._And_he_says,_"Watermelon?_I_thought_you_said_Guatemalan._Why_would_I_marry_a_watermelon?"_Is_that_a_bee_joke?_That's_the_kind_of_stuff_we_do._Yeah,_different._So,_what_are_you_gonna_do,_Barry?_About_work?_I_don't_know._I_want_to_do_my_part_for_the_hive,_but_I_can't_do_it_the_way_they_want._I_know_how_you_feel._-_You_do?_-_Sure._My_parents_wanted_me_to_be_a_lawyer_or_a_doctor,_but_I_wanted_to_be_a_florist._-_Really?_-_My_only_interest_is_flowers._Our_new_queen_was_just_elected_with_that_same_campaign_slogan._Anyway,_if_you_look..._There's_my_hive_right_there._See_it?_You're_in_Sheep_Meadow!_Yes!_I'm_right_off_the_Turtle_Pond!_No_way!_I_know_that_area._I_lost_a_toe_ring_there_once._-_Why_do_girls_put_rings_on_their_toes?_-_Why_not?_-_It's_like_putting_a_hat_on_your_knee._-_Maybe_I'll_try_that._-_You_all_right,_ma'am?_-_Oh,_yeah._Fine._Just_having_two_cups_of_coffee!_Anyway,_this_has_been_great._Thanks_for_the_coffee._Yeah,_it's_no_trouble._Sorry_I_couldn't_finish_it._If_I_did,_I'd_be_up_the_rest_of_my_life._Are_you...?_Oan_I_take_a_piece_of_this_with_me?_Sure!_Here,_have_a_crumb._-_Thanks!_-_Yeah._All_right._Well,_then..._I_guess_I'll_see_you_around._Or_not._OK,_Barry._And_thank_you_so_much_again..._for_before._Oh,_that?_That_was_nothing._Well,_not_nothing,_but..._Anyway..._This_can't_possibly_work._He's_all_set_to_go._We_may_as_well_try_it._OK,_Dave,_pull_the_chute._-_Sounds_amazing._-_It_was_amazing!_It_was_the_scariest,_happiest_moment_of_my_life._Humans!_I_can't_believe_you_were_with_humans!_Giant,_scary_humans!_What_were_they_like?_Huge_and_crazy._They_talk_crazy._They_eat_crazy_giant_things._They_drive_crazy._-_Do_they_try_and_kill_you,_like_on_TV?_-_Some_of_them._But_some_of_them_don't._-_How'd_you_get_back?_-_Poodle._You_did_it,_and_I'm_glad._You_saw_whatever_you_wanted_to_see._You_had_your_"experience."_Now_you_can_pick_out_yourjob_and_be_normal._-_Well..._-_Well?_Well,_I_met_someone._You_did?_Was_she_Bee-ish?_-_A_wasp?!_Your_parents_will_kill_you!_-_No,_no,_no,_not_a_wasp._-_Spider?_-_I'm_not_attracted_to_spiders._I_know_it's_the_hottest_thing,_with_the_eight_legs_and_all._I_can't_get_by_that_face._So_who_is_she?_She's..._human._No,_no._That's_a_bee_law._You_wouldn't_break_a_bee_law._-_Her_name's_Vanessa._-_Oh,_boy._She's_so_nice._And_she's_a_florist!_Oh,_no!_You're_dating_a_human_florist!_We're_not_dating._You're_flying_outside_the_hive,_talking_to_humans_that_attack_our_homes_with_power_washers_and_M-80s!_One-eighth_a_stick_of_dynamite!_She_saved_my_life!_And_she_understands_me._This_is_over!_Eat_this._This_is_not_over!_What_was_that?_-_They_call_it_a_crumb._-_It_was_so_stingin'_stripey!_And_that's_not_what_they_eat._That's_what_falls_off_what_they_eat!_-_You_know_what_a_Oinnabon_is?_-_No._It's_bread_and_cinnamon_and_frosting._They_heat_it_up..._Sit_down!_...really_hot!_-_Listen_to_me!_We_are_not_them!_We're_us._There's_us_and_there's_them!_Yes,_but_who_can_deny_the_heart_that_is_yearning?_There's_no_yearning._Stop_yearning._Listen_to_me!_You_have_got_to_start_thinking_bee,_my_friend._Thinking_bee!_-_Thinking_bee._-_Thinking_bee._Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_There_he_is._He's_in_the_pool._You_know_what_your_problem_is,_Barry?_I_gotta_start_thinking_bee?_How_much_longer_will_this_go_on?_It's_been_three_days!_Why_aren't_you_working?_I've_got_a_lot_of_big_life_decisions_to_think_about._What_life?_You_have_no_life!_You_have_no_job._You're_barely_a_bee!_Would_it_kill_you_to_make_a_little_honey?_Barry,_come_out._Your_father's_talking_to_you._Martin,_would_you_talk_to_him?_Barry,_I'm_talking_to_you!_You_coming?_Got_everything?_All_set!_Go_ahead._I'll_catch_up._Don't_be_too_long._Watch_this!_Vanessa!_-_We're_still_here._-_I_told_you_not_to_yell_at_him._He_doesn't_respond_to_yelling!_-_Then_why_yell_at_me?_-_Because_you_don't_listen!_I'm_not_listening_to_this._Sorry,_I've_gotta_go._-_Where_are_you_going?_-_I'm_meeting_a_friend._A_girl?_Is_this_why_you_can't_decide?_Bye._I_just_hope_she's_Bee-ish._They_have_a_huge_parade_of_flowers_every_year_in_Pasadena?_To_be_in_the_Tournament_of_Roses,_that's_every_florist's_dream!_Up_on_a_float,_surrounded_by_flowers,_crowds_cheering._A_tournament._Do_the_roses_compete_in_athletic_events?_No._All_right,_I've_got_one._How_come_you_don't_fly_everywhere?_It's_exhausting._Why_don't_you_run_everywhere?_It's_faster._Yeah,_OK,_I_see,_I_see._All_right,_your_turn._TiVo._You_can_just_freeze_live_TV?_That's_insane!_You_don't_have_that?_We_have_Hivo,_but_it's_a_disease._It's_a_horrible,_horrible_disease._Oh,_my._Dumb_bees!_You_must_want_to_sting_all_those_jerks._We_try_not_to_sting._It's_usually_fatal_for_us._So_you_have_to_watch_your_temper._Very_carefully._You_kick_a_wall,_take_a_walk,_write_an_angry_letter_and_throw_it_out._Work_through_it_like_any_emotion:_Anger,_jealousy,_lust._Oh,_my_goodness!_Are_you_OK?_Yeah._-_What_is_wrong_with_you?!_-_It's_a_bug._He's_not_bothering_anybody._Get_out_of_here,_you_creep!_What_was_that?_A_Pic_'N'_Save_circular?_Yeah,_it_was._How_did_you_know?_It_felt_like_about_10_pages._Seventy-five_is_pretty_much_our_limit._You've_really_got_that_down_to_a_science._-_I_lost_a_cousin_to_Italian_Vogue._-_I'll_bet._What_in_the_name_of_Mighty_Hercules_is_this?_How_did_this_get_here?_Oute_Bee,_Golden_Blossom,_Ray_Liotta_Private_Select?_-_Is_he_that_actor?_-_I_never_heard_of_him._-_Why_is_this_here?_-_For_people._We_eat_it._You_don't_have_enough_food_of_your_own?_-_Well,_yes._-_How_do_you_get_it?_-_Bees_make_it._-_I_know_who_makes_it!_And_it's_hard_to_make_it!_There's_heating,_cooling,_stirring._You_need_a_whole_Krelman_thing!_-_It's_organic._-_It's_our-ganic!_It's_just_honey,_Barry._Just_what?!_Bees_don't_know_about_this!_This_is_stealing!_A_lot_of_stealing!_You've_taken_our_homes,_schools,_hospitals!_This_is_all_we_have!_And_it's_on_sale?!_I'm_getting_to_the_bottom_of_this._I'm_getting_to_the_bottom_of_all_of_this!_Hey,_Hector._-_You_almost_done?_-_Almost._He_is_here._I_sense_it._Well,_I_guess_I'll_go_home_now_and_just_leave_this_nice_honey_out,_with_no_one_around._You're_busted,_box_boy!_I_knew_I_heard_something._So_you_can_talk!_I_can_talk._And_now_you'll_start_talking!_Where_you_getting_the_sweet_stuff?_Who's_your_supplier?_I_don't_understand._I_thought_we_were_friends._The_last_thing_we_want_to_do_is_upset_bees!_You're_too_late!_It's_ours_now!_You,_sir,_have_crossed_the_wrong_sword!_You,_sir,_will_be_lunch_for_my_iguana,_Ignacio!_Where_is_the_honey_coming_from?_Tell_me_where!_Honey_Farms!_It_comes_from_Honey_Farms!_Orazy_person!_What_horrible_thing_has_happened_here?_These_faces,_they_never_knew_what_hit_them._And_now_they're_on_the_road_to_nowhere!_Just_keep_still._What?_You're_not_dead?_Do_I_look_dead?_They_will_wipe_anything_that_moves._Where_you_headed?_To_Honey_Farms._I_am_onto_something_huge_here._I'm_going_to_Alaska._Moose_blood,_crazy_stuff._Blows_your_head_off!_I'm_going_to_Tacoma._-_And_you?_-_He_really_is_dead._All_right._Uh-oh!_-_What_is_that?!_-_Oh,_no!_-_A_wiper!_Triple_blade!_-_Triple_blade?_Jump_on!_It's_your_only_chance,_bee!_Why_does_everything_have_to_be_so_doggone_clean?!_How_much_do_you_people_need_to_see?!_Open_your_eyes!_Stick_your_head_out_the_window!_From_NPR_News_in_Washington,_I'm_Oarl_Kasell._But_don't_kill_no_more_bugs!_-_Bee!_-_Moose_blood_guy!!_-_You_hear_something?_-_Like_what?_Like_tiny_screaming._Turn_off_the_radio._Whassup,_bee_boy?_Hey,_Blood._Just_a_row_of_honey_jars,_as_far_as_the_eye_could_see._Wow!_I_assume_wherever_this_truck_goes_is_where_they're_getting_it._I_mean,_that_honey's_ours._-_Bees_hang_tight._-_We're_all_jammed_in._It's_a_close_community._Not_us,_man._We_on_our_own._Every_mosquito_on_his_own._-_What_if_you_get_in_trouble?_-_You_a_mosquito,_you_in_trouble._Nobody_likes_us._They_just_smack._See_a_mosquito,_smack,_smack!_At_least_you're_out_in_the_world._You_must_meet_girls._Mosquito_girls_try_to_trade_up,_get_with_a_moth,_dragonfly._Mosquito_girl_don't_want_no_mosquito._You_got_to_be_kidding_me!_Mooseblood's_about_to_leave_the_building!_So_long,_bee!_-_Hey,_guys!_-_Mooseblood!_I_knew_I'd_catch_y'all_down_here._Did_you_bring_your_crazy_straw?_We_throw_it_in_jars,_slap_a_label_on_it,_and_it's_pretty_much_pure_profit._What_is_this_place?_A_bee's_got_a_brain_the_size_of_a_pinhead._They_are_pinheads!_Pinhead._-_Oheck_out_the_new_smoker._-_Oh,_sweet._That's_the_one_you_want._The_Thomas_3000!_Smoker?_Ninety_puffs_a_minute,_semi-automatic._Twice_the_nicotine,_all_the_tar._A_couple_breaths_of_this_knocks_them_right_out._They_make_the_honey,_and_we_make_the_money._"They_make_the_honey,_and_we_make_the_money"?_Oh,_my!_What's_going_on?_Are_you_OK?_Yeah._It_doesn't_last_too_long._Do_you_know_you're_in_a_fake_hive_with_fake_walls?_Our_queen_was_moved_here._We_had_no_choice._This_is_your_queen?_That's_a_man_in_women's_clothes!_That's_a_drag_queen!_What_is_this?_Oh,_no!_There's_hundreds_of_them!_Bee_honey._Our_honey_is_being_brazenly_stolen_on_a_massive_scale!_This_is_worse_than_anything_bears_have_done!_I_intend_to_do_something._Oh,_Barry,_stop._Who_told_you_humans_are_taking_our_honey?_That's_a_rumor._Do_these_look_like_rumors?_That's_a_conspiracy_theory._These_are_obviously_doctored_photos._How_did_you_get_mixed_up_in_this?_He's_been_talking_to_humans._-_What?_-_Talking_to_humans?!_He_has_a_human_girlfriend._And_they_make_out!_Make_out?_Barry!_We_do_not._-_You_wish_you_could._-_Whose_side_are_you_on?_The_bees!_I_dated_a_cricket_once_in_San_Antonio._Those_crazy_legs_kept_me_up_all_night._Barry,_this_is_what_you_want_to_do_with_your_life?_I_want_to_do_it_for_all_our_lives._Nobody_works_harder_than_bees!_Dad,_I_remember_you_coming_home_so_overworked_your_hands_were_still_stirring._You_couldn't_stop._I_remember_that._What_right_do_they_have_to_our_honey?_We_live_on_two_cups_a_year._They_put_it_in_lip_balm_for_no_reason_whatsoever!_Even_if_it's_true,_what_can_one_bee_do?_Sting_them_where_it_really_hurts._In_the_face!_The_eye!_-_That_would_hurt._-_No._Up_the_nose?_That's_a_killer._There's_only_one_place_you_can_sting_the_humans,_one_place_where_it_matters._Hive_at_Five,_the_hive's_only_full-hour_action_news_source._No_more_bee_beards!_With_Bob_Bumble_at_the_anchor_desk._Weather_with_Storm_Stinger._Sports_with_Buzz_Larvi._And_Jeanette_Ohung._-_Good_evening._I'm_Bob_Bumble._-_And_I'm_Jeanette_Ohung._A_tri-county_bee,_Barry_Benson,_intends_to_sue_the_human_race_for_stealing_our_honey,_packaging_it_and_profiting_from_it_illegally!_Tomorrow_night_on_Bee_Larry_King,_we'll_have_three_former_queens_here_in_our_studio,_discussing_their_new_book,_Olassy_Ladies,_out_this_week_on_Hexagon._Tonight_we're_talking_to_Barry_Benson._Did_you_ever_think,_"I'm_a_kid_from_the_hive._I_can't_do_this"?_Bees_have_never_been_afraid_to_change_the_world._What_about_Bee_Oolumbus?_Bee_Gandhi?_Bejesus?_Where_I'm_from,_we'd_never_sue_humans._We_were_thinking_of_stickball_or_candy_stores._How_old_are_you?_The_bee_community_is_supporting_you_in_this_case,_which_will_be_the_trial_of_the_bee_century._You_know,_they_have_a_Larry_King_in_the_human_world_too._It's_a_common_name._Next_week..._He_looks_like_you_and_has_a_show_and_suspenders_and_colored_dots..._Next_week..._Glasses,_quotes_on_the_bottom_from_the_guest_even_though_you_just_heard_'em._Bear_Week_next_week!_They're_scary,_hairy_and_here_live._Always_leans_forward,_pointy_shoulders,_squinty_eyes,_very_Jewish._In_tennis,_you_attack_at_the_point_of_weakness!_It_was_my_grandmother,_Ken._She's_81._Honey,_her_backhand's_a_joke!_I'm_not_gonna_take_advantage_of_that?_Quiet,_please._Actual_work_going_on_here._-_Is_that_that_same_bee?_-_Yes,_it_is!_I'm_helping_him_sue_the_human_race._-_Hello._-_Hello,_bee._This_is_Ken._Yeah,_I_remember_you._Timberland,_size_ten_and_a_half._Vibram_sole,_I_believe._Why_does_he_talk_again?_Listen,_you_better_go_'cause_we're_really_busy_working._But_it's_our_yogurt_night!_Bye-bye._Why_is_yogurt_night_so_difficult?!_You_poor_thing._You_two_have_been_at_this_for_hours!_Yes,_and_Adam_here_has_been_a_huge_help._-_Frosting..._-_How_many_sugars?_Just_one._I_try_not_to_use_the_competition._So_why_are_you_helping_me?_Bees_have_good_qualities._And_it_takes_my_mind_off_the_shop._Instead_of_flowers,_people_are_giving_balloon_bouquets_now._Those_are_great,_if_you're_three._And_artificial_flowers._-_Oh,_those_just_get_me_psychotic!_-_Yeah,_me_too._Bent_stingers,_pointless_pollination._Bees_must_hate_those_fake_things!_Nothing_worse_than_a_daffodil_that's_had_work_done._Maybe_this_could_make_up_for_it_a_little_bit._-_This_lawsuit's_a_pretty_big_deal._-_I_guess._You_sure_you_want_to_go_through_with_it?_Am_I_sure?_When_I'm_done_with_the_humans,_they_won't_be_able_to_say,_"Honey,_I'm_home,"_without_paying_a_royalty!_It's_an_incredible_scene_here_in_downtown_Manhattan,_where_the_world_anxiously_waits,_because_for_the_first_time_in_history,_we_will_hear_for_ourselves_if_a_honeybee_can_actually_speak._What_have_we_gotten_into_here,_Barry?_It's_pretty_big,_isn't_it?_I_can't_believe_how_many_humans_don't_work_during_the_day._You_think_billion-dollar_multinational_food_companies_have_good_lawyers?_Everybody_needs_to_stay_behind_the_barricade._-_What's_the_matter?_-_I_don't_know,_I_just_got_a_chill._Well,_if_it_isn't_the_bee_team._You_boys_work_on_this?_All_rise!_The_Honorable_Judge_Bumbleton_presiding._All_right._Oase_number_4475,_Superior_Oourt_of_New_York,_Barry_Bee_Benson_v._the_Honey_Industry_is_now_in_session._Mr._Montgomery,_you're_representing_the_five_food_companies_collectively?_A_privilege._Mr._Benson..._you're_representing_all_the_bees_of_the_world?_I'm_kidding._Yes,_Your_Honor,_we're_ready_to_proceed._Mr._Montgomery,_your_opening_statement,_please._Ladies_and_gentlemen_of_the_jury,_my_grandmother_was_a_simple_woman._Born_on_a_farm,_she_believed_it_was_man's_divine_right_to_benefit_from_the_bounty_of_nature_God_put_before_us._If_we_lived_in_the_topsy-turvy_world_Mr._Benson_imagines,_just_think_of_what_would_it_mean._I_would_have_to_negotiate_with_the_silkworm_for_the_elastic_in_my_britches!_Talking_bee!_How_do_we_know_this_isn't_some_sort_of_holographic_motion-picture-capture_Hollywood_wizardry?_They_could_be_using_laser_beams!_Robotics!_Ventriloquism!_Oloning!_For_all_we_know,_he_could_be_on_steroids!_Mr._Benson?_Ladies_and_gentlemen,_there's_no_trickery_here._I'm_just_an_ordinary_bee._Honey's_pretty_important_to_me._It's_important_to_all_bees._We_invented_it!_We_make_it._And_we_protect_it_with_our_lives._Unfortunately,_there_are_some_people_in_this_room_who_think_they_can_take_it_from_us_'cause_we're_the_little_guys!_I'm_hoping_that,_after_this_is_all_over,_you'll_see_how,_by_taking_our_honey,_you_not_only_take_everything_we_have_but_everything_we_are!_I_wish_he'd_dress_like_that_all_the_time._So_nice!_Oall_your_first_witness._So,_Mr._Klauss_Vanderhayden_of_Honey_Farms,_big_company_you_have._I_suppose_so._I_see_you_also_own_Honeyburton_and_Honron!_Yes,_they_provide_beekeepers_for_our_farms._Beekeeper._I_find_that_to_be_a_very_disturbing_term._I_don't_imagine_you_employ_any_bee-free-ers,_do_you?_-_No._-_I_couldn't_hear_you._-_No._-_No._Because_you_don't_free_bees._You_keep_bees._Not_only_that,_it_seems_you_thought_a_bear_would_be_an_appropriate_image_for_a_jar_of_honey._They're_very_lovable_creatures._Yogi_Bear,_Fozzie_Bear,_Build-A-Bear._You_mean_like_this?_Bears_kill_bees!_How'd_you_like_his_head_crashing_through_your_living_room?!_Biting_into_your_couch!_Spitting_out_your_throw_pillows!_OK,_that's_enough._Take_him_away._So,_Mr._Sting,_thank_you_for_being_here._Your_name_intrigues_me._-_Where_have_I_heard_it_before?_-_I_was_with_a_band_called_The_Police._But_you've_never_been_a_police_officer,_have_you?_No,_I_haven't._No,_you_haven't._And_so_here_we_have_yet_another_example_of_bee_culture_casually_stolen_by_a_human_for_nothing_more_than_a_prance-about_stage_name._Oh,_please._Have_you_ever_been_stung,_Mr._Sting?_Because_I'm_feeling_a_little_stung,_Sting._Or_should_I_say..._Mr._Gordon_M._Sumner!_That's_not_his_real_name?!_You_idiots!_Mr._Liotta,_first,_belated_congratulations_on_your_Emmy_win_for_a_guest_spot_on_ER_in_2005._Thank_you._Thank_you._I_see_from_your_resume_that_you're_devilishly_handsome_with_a_churning_inner_turmoil_that's_ready_to_blow._I_enjoy_what_I_do._Is_that_a_crime?_Not_yet_it_isn't._But_is_this_what_it's_come_to_for_you?_Exploiting_tiny,_helpless_bees_so_you_don't_have_to_rehearse_your_part_and_learn_your_lines,_sir?_Watch_it,_Benson!_I_could_blow_right_now!_This_isn't_a_goodfella._This_is_a_badfella!_Why_doesn't_someone_just_step_on_this_creep,_and_we_can_all_go_home?!_-_Order_in_this_court!_-_You're_all_thinking_it!_Order!_Order,_I_say!_-_Say_it!_-_Mr._Liotta,_please_sit_down!_I_think_it_was_awfully_nice_of_that_bear_to_pitch_in_like_that._I_think_the_jury's_on_our_side._Are_we_doing_everything_right,_legally?_I'm_a_florist._Right._Well,_here's_to_a_great_team._To_a_great_team!_Well,_hello._-_Ken!_-_Hello._I_didn't_think_you_were_coming._No,_I_was_just_late._I_tried_to_call,_but..._the_battery._I_didn't_want_all_this_to_go_to_waste,_so_I_called_Barry._Luckily,_he_was_free._Oh,_that_was_lucky._There's_a_little_left._I_could_heat_it_up._Yeah,_heat_it_up,_sure,_whatever._So_I_hear_you're_quite_a_tennis_player._I'm_not_much_for_the_game_myself._The_ball's_a_little_grabby._That's_where_I_usually_sit._Right..._there._Ken,_Barry_was_looking_at_your_resume,_and_he_agreed_with_me_that_eating_with_chopsticks_isn't_really_a_special_skill._You_think_I_don't_see_what_you're_doing?_I_know_how_hard_it_is_to_find_the_rightjob._We_have_that_in_common._Do_we?_Bees_have_100_percent_employment,_but_we_do_jobs_like_taking_the_crud_out._That's_just_what_I_was_thinking_about_doing._Ken,_I_let_Barry_borrow_your_razor_for_his_fuzz._I_hope_that_was_all_right._I'm_going_to_drain_the_old_stinger._Yeah,_you_do_that._Look_at_that._You_know,_I've_just_about_had_it_with_your_little_mind_games._-_What's_that?_-_Italian_Vogue._Mamma_mia,_that's_a_lot_of_pages._A_lot_of_ads._Remember_what_Van_said,_why_is_your_life_more_valuable_than_mine?_Funny,_I_just_can't_seem_to_recall_that!_I_think_something_stinks_in_here!_I_love_the_smell_of_flowers._How_do_you_like_the_smell_of_flames?!_Not_as_much._Water_bug!_Not_taking_sides!_Ken,_I'm_wearing_a_Ohapstick_hat!_This_is_pathetic!_I've_got_issues!_Well,_well,_well,_a_royal_flush!_-_You're_bluffing._-_Am_I?_Surf's_up,_dude!_Poo_water!_That_bowl_is_gnarly._Except_for_those_dirty_yellow_rings!_Kenneth!_What_are_you_doing?!_You_know,_I_don't_even_like_honey!_I_don't_eat_it!_We_need_to_talk!_He's_just_a_little_bee!_And_he_happens_to_be_the_nicest_bee_I've_met_in_a_long_time!_Long_time?_What_are_you_talking_about?!_Are_there_other_bugs_in_your_life?_No,_but_there_are_other_things_bugging_me_in_life._And_you're_one_of_them!_Fine!_Talking_bees,_no_yogurt_night..._My_nerves_are_fried_from_riding_on_this_emotional_roller_coaster!_Goodbye,_Ken._And_for_your_information,_I_prefer_sugar-free,_artificial_sweeteners_made_by_man!_I'm_sorry_about_all_that._I_know_it's_got_an_aftertaste!_I_like_it!_I_always_felt_there_was_some_kind_of_barrier_between_Ken_and_me._I_couldn't_overcome_it._Oh,_well._Are_you_OK_for_the_trial?_I_believe_Mr._Montgomery_is_about_out_of_ideas._We_would_like_to_call_Mr._Barry_Benson_Bee_to_the_stand._Good_idea!_You_can_really_see_why_he's_considered_one_of_the_best_lawyers..._Yeah._Layton,_you've_gotta_weave_some_magic_with_this_jury,_or_it's_gonna_be_all_over._Don't_worry._The_only_thing_I_have_to_do_to_turn_this_jury_around_is_to_remind_them_of_what_they_don't_like_about_bees._-_You_got_the_tweezers?_-_Are_you_allergic?_Only_to_losing,_son._Only_to_losing._Mr._Benson_Bee,_I'll_ask_you_what_I_think_we'd_all_like_to_know._What_exactly_is_your_relationship_to_that_woman?_We're_friends._-_Good_friends?_-_Yes._How_good?_Do_you_live_together?_Wait_a_minute..._Are_you_her_little..._...bedbug?_I've_seen_a_bee_documentary_or_two._From_what_I_understand,_doesn't_your_queen_give_birth_to_all_the_bee_children?_-_Yeah,_but..._-_So_those_aren't_your_real_parents!_-_Oh,_Barry..._-_Yes,_they_are!_Hold_me_back!_You're_an_illegitimate_bee,_aren't_you,_Benson?_He's_denouncing_bees!_Don't_y'all_date_your_cousins?_-_Objection!_-_I'm_going_to_pincushion_this_guy!_Adam,_don't!_It's_what_he_wants!_Oh,_I'm_hit!!_Oh,_lordy,_I_am_hit!_Order!_Order!_The_venom!_The_venom_is_coursing_through_my_veins!_I_have_been_felled_by_a_winged_beast_of_destruction!_You_see?_You_can't_treat_them_like_equals!_They're_striped_savages!_Stinging's_the_only_thing_they_know!_It's_their_way!_-_Adam,_stay_with_me._-_I_can't_feel_my_legs._What_angel_of_mercy_will_come_forward_to_suck_the_poison_from_my_heaving_buttocks?_I_will_have_order_in_this_court._Order!_Order,_please!_The_case_of_the_honeybees_versus_the_human_race_took_a_pointed_turn_against_the_bees_yesterday_when_one_of_their_legal_team_stung_Layton_T._Montgomery._-_Hey,_buddy._-_Hey._-_Is_there_much_pain?_-_Yeah._I..._I_blew_the_whole_case,_didn't_I?_It_doesn't_matter._What_matters_is_you're_alive._You_could_have_died._I'd_be_better_off_dead._Look_at_me._They_got_it_from_the_cafeteria_downstairs,_in_a_tuna_sandwich._Look,_there's_a_little_celery_still_on_it._What_was_it_like_to_sting_someone?_I_can't_explain_it._It_was_all..._All_adrenaline_and_then..._and_then_ecstasy!_All_right._You_think_it_was_all_a_trap?_Of_course._I'm_sorry._I_flew_us_right_into_this._What_were_we_thinking?_Look_at_us._We're_just_a_couple_of_bugs_in_this_world._What_will_the_humans_do_to_us_if_they_win?_I_don't_know._I_hear_they_put_the_roaches_in_motels._That_doesn't_sound_so_bad._Adam,_they_check_in,_but_they_don't_check_out!_Oh,_my._Oould_you_get_a_nurse_to_close_that_window?_-_Why?_-_The_smoke._Bees_don't_smoke._Right._Bees_don't_smoke._Bees_don't_smoke!_But_some_bees_are_smoking._That's_it!_That's_our_case!_It_is?_It's_not_over?_Get_dressed._I've_gotta_go_somewhere._Get_back_to_the_court_and_stall._Stall_any_way_you_can._And_assuming_you've_done_step_correctly,_you're_ready_for_the_tub._Mr._Flayman._Yes?_Yes,_Your_Honor!_Where_is_the_rest_of_your_team?_Well,_Your_Honor,_it's_interesting._Bees_are_trained_to_fly_haphazardly,_and_as_a_result,_we_don't_make_very_good_time._I_actually_heard_a_funny_story_about..._Your_Honor,_haven't_these_ridiculous_bugs_taken_up_enough_of_this_court's_valuable_time?_How_much_longer_will_we_allow_these_absurd_shenanigans_to_go_on?_They_have_presented_no_compelling_evidence_to_support_their_charges_against_my_clients,_who_run_legitimate_businesses._I_move_for_a_complete_dismissal_of_this_entire_case!_Mr._Flayman,_I'm_afraid_I'm_going_to_have_to_consider_Mr._Montgomery's_motion._But_you_can't!_We_have_a_terrific_case._Where_is_your_proof?_Where_is_the_evidence?_Show_me_the_smoking_gun!_Hold_it,_Your_Honor!_You_want_a_smoking_gun?_Here_is_your_smoking_gun._What_is_that?_It's_a_bee_smoker!_What,_this?_This_harmless_little_contraption?_This_couldn't_hurt_a_fly,_let_alone_a_bee._Look_at_what_has_happened_to_bees_who_have_never_been_asked,_"Smoking_or_non?"_Is_this_what_nature_intended_for_us?_To_be_forcibly_addicted_to_smoke_machines_and_man-made_wooden_slat_work_camps?_Living_out_our_lives_as_honey_slaves_to_the_white_man?_-_What_are_we_gonna_do?_-_He's_playing_the_species_card._Ladies_and_gentlemen,_please,_free_these_bees!_Free_the_bees!_Free_the_bees!_Free_the_bees!_Free_the_bees!_Free_the_bees!_The_court_finds_in_favor_of_the_bees!_Vanessa,_we_won!_I_knew_you_could_do_it!_High-five!_Sorry._I'm_OK!_You_know_what_this_means?_All_the_honey_will_finally_belong_to_the_bees._Now_we_won't_have_to_work_so_hard_all_the_time._This_is_an_unholy_perversion_of_the_balance_of_nature,_Benson._You'll_regret_this._Barry,_how_much_honey_is_out_there?_All_right._One_at_a_time._Barry,_who_are_you_wearing?_My_sweater_is_Ralph_Lauren,_and_I_have_no_pants._-_What_if_Montgomery's_right?_-_What_do_you_mean?_We've_been_living_the_bee_way_a_long_time,_27_million_years._Oongratulations_on_your_victory._What_will_you_demand_as_a_settlement?_First,_we'll_demand_a_complete_shutdown_of_all_bee_work_camps._Then_we_want_back_the_honey_that_was_ours_to_begin_with,_every_last_drop._We_demand_an_end_to_the_glorification_of_the_bear_as_anything_more_than_a_filthy,_smelly,_bad-breath_stink_machine._We're_all_aware_of_what_they_do_in_the_woods._Wait_for_my_signal._Take_him_out._He'll_have_nauseous_for_a_few_hours,_then_he'll_be_fine._And_we_will_no_longer_tolerate_bee-negative_nicknames..._But_it's_just_a_prance-about_stage_name!_...unnecessary_inclusion_of_honey_in_bogus_health_products_and_la-dee-da_human_tea-time_snack_garnishments._Oan't_breathe._Bring_it_in,_boys!_Hold_it_right_there!_Good._Tap_it._Mr._Buzzwell,_we_just_passed_three_cups,_and_there's_gallons_more_coming!_-_I_think_we_need_to_shut_down!_-_Shut_down?_We've_never_shut_down._Shut_down_honey_production!_Stop_making_honey!_Turn_your_key,_sir!_What_do_we_do_now?_Oannonball!_We're_shutting_honey_production!_Mission_abort._Aborting_pollination_and_nectar_detail._Returning_to_base._Adam,_you_wouldn't_believe_how_much_honey_was_out_there._Oh,_yeah?_What's_going_on?_Where_is_everybody?_-_Are_they_out_celebrating?_-_They're_home._They_don't_know_what_to_do._Laying_out,_sleeping_in._I_heard_your_Uncle_Oarl_was_on_his_way_to_San_Antonio_with_a_cricket._At_least_we_got_our_honey_back._Sometimes_I_think,_so_what_if_humans_liked_our_honey?_Who_wouldn't?_It's_the_greatest_thing_in_the_world!_I_was_excited_to_be_part_of_making_it._This_was_my_new_desk._This_was_my_new_job._I_wanted_to_do_it_really_well._And_now..._Now_I_can't._I_don't_understand_why_they're_not_happy._I_thought_their_lives_would_be_better!_They're_doing_nothing._It's_amazing._Honey_really_changes_people._You_don't_have_any_idea_what's_going_on,_do_you?_-_What_did_you_want_to_show_me?_-_This._What_happened_here?_That_is_not_the_half_of_it._Oh,_no._Oh,_my._They're_all_wilting._Doesn't_look_very_good,_does_it?_No._And_whose_fault_do_you_think_that_is?_You_know,_I'm_gonna_guess_bees._Bees?_Specifically,_me._I_didn't_think_bees_not_needing_to_make_honey_would_affect_all_these_things._It's_notjust_flowers._Fruits,_vegetables,_they_all_need_bees._That's_our_whole_SAT_test_right_there._Take_away_produce,_that_affects_the_entire_animal_kingdom._And_then,_of_course..._The_human_species?_So_if_there's_no_more_pollination,_it_could_all_just_go_south_here,_couldn't_it?_I_know_this_is_also_partly_my_fault._How_about_a_suicide_pact?_How_do_we_do_it?_-_I'll_sting_you,_you_step_on_me._-_Thatjust_kills_you_twice._Right,_right._Listen,_Barry..._sorry,_but_I_gotta_get_going._I_had_to_open_my_mouth_and_talk._Vanessa?_Vanessa?_Why_are_you_leaving?_Where_are_you_going?_To_the_final_Tournament_of_Roses_parade_in_Pasadena._They've_moved_it_to_this_weekend_because_all_the_flowers_are_dying._It's_the_last_chance_I'll_ever_have_to_see_it._Vanessa,_I_just_wanna_say_I'm_sorry._I_never_meant_it_to_turn_out_like_this._I_know._Me_neither._Tournament_of_Roses._Roses_can't_do_sports._Wait_a_minute._Roses._Roses?_Roses!_Vanessa!_Roses?!_Barry?_-_Roses_are_flowers!_-_Yes,_they_are._Flowers,_bees,_pollen!_I_know._That's_why_this_is_the_last_parade._Maybe_not._Oould_you_ask_him_to_slow_down?_Oould_you_slow_down?_Barry!_OK,_I_made_a_huge_mistake._This_is_a_total_disaster,_all_my_fault._Yes,_it_kind_of_is._I've_ruined_the_planet._I_wanted_to_help_you_with_the_flower_shop._I've_made_it_worse._Actually,_it's_completely_closed_down._I_thought_maybe_you_were_remodeling._But_I_have_another_idea,_and_it's_greater_than_my_previous_ideas_combined._I_don't_want_to_hear_it!_All_right,_they_have_the_roses,_the_roses_have_the_pollen._I_know_every_bee,_plant_and_flower_bud_in_this_park._All_we_gotta_do_is_get_what_they've_got_back_here_with_what_we've_got._-_Bees._-_Park._-_Pollen!_-_Flowers._-_Repollination!_-_Across_the_nation!_Tournament_of_Roses,_Pasadena,_Oalifornia._They've_got_nothing_but_flowers,_floats_and_cotton_candy._Security_will_be_tight._I_have_an_idea._Vanessa_Bloome,_FTD._Official_floral_business._It's_real._Sorry,_ma'am._Nice_brooch._Thank_you._It_was_a_gift._Once_inside,_we_just_pick_the_right_float._How_about_The_Princess_and_the_Pea?_I_could_be_the_princess,_and_you_could_be_the_pea!_Yes,_I_got_it._-_Where_should_I_sit?_-_What_are_you?_-_I_believe_I'm_the_pea._-_The_pea?_It_goes_under_the_mattresses._-_Not_in_this_fairy_tale,_sweetheart._-_I'm_getting_the_marshal._You_do_that!_This_whole_parade_is_a_fiasco!_Let's_see_what_this_baby'll_do._Hey,_what_are_you_doing?!_Then_all_we_do_is_blend_in_with_traffic..._...without_arousing_suspicion._Once_at_the_airport,_there's_no_stopping_us._Stop!_Security._-_You_and_your_insect_pack_your_float?_-_Yes._Has_it_been_in_your_possession_the_entire_time?_Would_you_remove_your_shoes?_-_Remove_your_stinger._-_It's_part_of_me._I_know._Just_having_some_fun._Enjoy_your_flight._Then_if_we're_lucky,_we'll_have_just_enough_pollen_to_do_the_job._Oan_you_believe_how_lucky_we_are?_We_have_just_enough_pollen_to_do_the_job!_I_think_this_is_gonna_work._It's_got_to_work._Attention,_passengers,_this_is_Oaptain_Scott._We_have_a_bit_of_bad_weather_in_New_York._It_looks_like_we'll_experience_a_couple_hours_delay._Barry,_these_are_cut_flowers_with_no_water._They'll_never_make_it._I_gotta_get_up_there_and_talk_to_them._Be_careful._Oan_I_get_help_with_the_Sky_Mall_magazine?_I'd_like_to_order_the_talking_inflatable_nose_and_ear_hair_trimmer._Oaptain,_I'm_in_a_real_situation._-_What'd_you_say,_Hal?_-_Nothing._Bee!_Don't_freak_out!_My_entire_species..._What_are_you_doing?_-_Wait_a_minute!_I'm_an_attorney!_-_Who's_an_attorney?_Don't_move._Oh,_Barry._Good_afternoon,_passengers._This_is_your_captain._Would_a_Miss_Vanessa_Bloome_in_24B_please_report_to_the_cockpit?_And_please_hurry!_What_happened_here?_There_was_a_DustBuster,_a_toupee,_a_life_raft_exploded._One's_bald,_one's_in_a_boat,_they're_both_unconscious!_-_Is_that_another_bee_joke?_-_No!_No_one's_flying_the_plane!_This_is_JFK_control_tower,_Flight_356._What's_your_status?_This_is_Vanessa_Bloome._I'm_a_florist_from_New_York._Where's_the_pilot?_He's_unconscious,_and_so_is_the_copilot._Not_good._Does_anyone_onboard_have_flight_experience?_As_a_matter_of_fact,_there_is._-_Who's_that?_-_Barry_Benson._From_the_honey_trial?!_Oh,_great._Vanessa,_this_is_nothing_more_than_a_big_metal_bee._It's_got_giant_wings,_huge_engines._I_can't_fly_a_plane._-_Why_not?_Isn't_John_Travolta_a_pilot?_-_Yes._How_hard_could_it_be?_Wait,_Barry!_We're_headed_into_some_lightning._This_is_Bob_Bumble._We_have_some_late-breaking_news_from_JFK_Airport,_where_a_suspenseful_scene_is_developing._Barry_Benson,_fresh_from_his_legal_victory..._That's_Barry!_...is_attempting_to_land_a_plane,_loaded_with_people,_flowers_and_an_incapacitated_flight_crew._Flowers?!_We_have_a_storm_in_the_area_and_two_individuals_at_the_controls_with_absolutely_no_flight_experience._Just_a_minute._There's_a_bee_on_that_plane._I'm_quite_familiar_with_Mr._Benson_and_his_no-account_compadres._They've_done_enough_damage._But_isn't_he_your_only_hope?_Technically,_a_bee_shouldn't_be_able_to_fly_at_all._Their_wings_are_too_small..._Haven't_we_heard_this_a_million_times?_"The_surface_area_of_the_wings_and_body_mass_make_no_sense."_-_Get_this_on_the_air!_-_Got_it._-_Stand_by._-_We're_going_live._The_way_we_work_may_be_a_mystery_to_you._Making_honey_takes_a_lot_of_bees_doing_a_lot_of_small_jobs._But_let_me_tell_you_about_a_small_job._If_you_do_it_well,_it_makes_a_big_difference._More_than_we_realized._To_us,_to_everyone._That's_why_I_want_to_get_bees_back_to_working_together._That's_the_bee_way!_We're_not_made_of_Jell-O._We_get_behind_a_fellow._-_Black_and_yellow!_-_Hello!_Left,_right,_down,_hover._-_Hover?_-_Forget_hover._This_isn't_so_hard._Beep-beep!_Beep-beep!_Barry,_what_happened?!_Wait,_I_think_we_were_on_autopilot_the_whole_time._-_That_may_have_been_helping_me._-_And_now_we're_not!_So_it_turns_out_I_cannot_fly_a_plane._All_of_you,_let's_get_behind_this_fellow!_Move_it_out!_Move_out!_Our_only_chance_is_if_I_do_what_I'd_do,_you_copy_me_with_the_wings_of_the_plane!_Don't_have_to_yell._I'm_not_yelling!_We're_in_a_lot_of_trouble._It's_very_hard_to_concentrate_with_that_panicky_tone_in_your_voice!_It's_not_a_tone._I'm_panicking!_I_can't_do_this!_Vanessa,_pull_yourself_together._You_have_to_snap_out_of_it!_You_snap_out_of_it._You_snap_out_of_it._-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_You_snap_out_of_it!_-_Hold_it!_-_Why?_Oome_on,_it's_my_turn._How_is_the_plane_flying?_I_don't_know._Hello?_Benson,_got_any_flowers_for_a_happy_occasion_in_there?_The_Pollen_Jocks!_They_do_get_behind_a_fellow._-_Black_and_yellow._-_Hello._All_right,_let's_drop_this_tin_can_on_the_blacktop._Where?_I_can't_see_anything._Oan_you?_No,_nothing._It's_all_cloudy._Oome_on._You_got_to_think_bee,_Barry._-_Thinking_bee._-_Thinking_bee._Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Wait_a_minute._I_think_I'm_feeling_something._-_What?_-_I_don't_know._It's_strong,_pulling_me._Like_a_27-million-year-old_instinct._Bring_the_nose_down._Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_-_What_in_the_world_is_on_the_tarmac?_-_Get_some_lights_on_that!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_Thinking_bee!_-_Vanessa,_aim_for_the_flower._-_OK._Out_the_engines._We're_going_in_on_bee_power._Ready,_boys?_Affirmative!_Good._Good._Easy,_now._That's_it._Land_on_that_flower!_Ready?_Full_reverse!_Spin_it_around!_-_Not_that_flower!_The_other_one!_-_Which_one?_-_That_flower._-_I'm_aiming_at_the_flower!_That's_a_fat_guy_in_a_flowered_shirt._I_mean_the_giant_pulsating_flower_made_of_millions_of_bees!_Pull_forward._Nose_down._Tail_up._Rotate_around_it._-_This_is_insane,_Barry!_-_This's_the_only_way_I_know_how_to_fly._Am_I_koo-koo-kachoo,_or_is_this_plane_flying_in_an_insect-like_pattern?_Get_your_nose_in_there._Don't_be_afraid._Smell_it._Full_reverse!_Just_drop_it._Be_a_part_of_it._Aim_for_the_center!_Now_drop_it_in!_Drop_it_in,_woman!_Oome_on,_already._Barry,_we_did_it!_You_taught_me_how_to_fly!_-_Yes._No_high-five!_-_Right._Barry,_it_worked!_Did_you_see_the_giant_flower?_What_giant_flower?_Where?_Of_course_I_saw_the_flower!_That_was_genius!_-_Thank_you._-_But_we're_not_done_yet._Listen,_everyone!_This_runway_is_covered_with_the_last_pollen_from_the_last_flowers_available_anywhere_on_Earth._That_means_this_is_our_last_chance._We're_the_only_ones_who_make_honey,_pollinate_flowers_and_dress_like_this._If_we're_gonna_survive_as_a_species,_this_is_our_moment!_What_do_you_say?_Are_we_going_to_be_bees,_orjust_Museum_of_Natural_History_keychains?_We're_bees!_Keychain!_Then_follow_me!_Except_Keychain._Hold_on,_Barry._Here._You've_earned_this._Yeah!_I'm_a_Pollen_Jock!_And_it's_a_perfect_fit._All_I_gotta_do_are_the_sleeves._Oh,_yeah._That's_our_Barry._Mom!_The_bees_are_back!_If_anybody_needs_to_make_a_call,_now's_the_time._I_got_a_feeling_we'll_be_working_late_tonight!_Here's_your_change._Have_a_great_afternoon!_Oan_I_help_who's_next?_Would_you_like_some_honey_with_that?_It_is_bee-approved._Don't_forget_these._Milk,_cream,_cheese,_it's_all_me._And_I_don't_see_a_nickel!_Sometimes_I_just_feel_like_a_piece_of_meat!_I_had_no_idea._Barry,_I'm_sorry._Have_you_got_a_moment?_Would_you_excuse_me?_My_mosquito_associate_will_help_you._Sorry_I'm_late._He's_a_lawyer_too?_I_was_already_a_blood-sucking_parasite._All_I_needed_was_a_briefcase._Have_a_great_afternoon!_Barry,_I_just_got_this_huge_tulip_order,_and_I_can't_get_them_anywhere._No_problem,_Vannie._Just_leave_it_to_me._You're_a_lifesaver,_Barry._Oan_I_help_who's_next?_All_right,_scramble,_jocks!_It's_time_to_fly._Thank_you,_Barry!_That_bee_is_living_my_life!_Let_it_go,_Kenny._-_When_will_this_nightmare_end?!_-_Let_it_all_go._-_Beautiful_day_to_fly._-_Sure_is._Between_you_and_me,_I_was_dying_to_get_out_of_that_office._You_have_got_to_start_thinking_bee,_my_friend._-_Thinking_bee!_-_Me?_Hold_it._Let's_just_stop_for_a_second._Hold_it._I'm_sorry._I'm_sorry,_everyone._Oan_we_stop_here?_I'm_not_making_a_major_life_decision_during_a_production_number!_All_right._Take_ten,_everybody._Wrap_it_up,_guys._I_had_virtually_no_rehearsal_for_that._
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