Lito writes a non-gay Fanficiton

"Hey did you read Lito's fanficiton?" asked Hardern seething. "Yeah, I told him to tone it down, so now he gonna make a fanfiction where we basically just praise him". "That is a perfect idea," Hardern answered "And will no way lessen what we think of him". they shared a good laugh as they continue to send money to Lito the handsome panda who is not fat and called Clito, like what kind of name is that. Anyways, Hardern walked over to his computer he noticed something odd. "Wait is that piece of shit Kie, still in the guild." questioned Anoty. "WHAT? HE/SHE HASN'T RETURNED LITO's MONEY AND SHE/HE DARES TO SHOW HER FACE HERE?" Hardern snapped. "Before Kie could laugh and drink 12 more Dr. Peppers and eat 3 more pizzas, all you could see was Kieyanna left the Guild. Lito walked into the game strolling along as most people where /bow was casted upon by everyone in the general area. "Hello master God man who's is better than Orcci, because Orcci is bad, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY ORCCI I WON YOU SEE? I'M THE BIG MAN" said Hardern pleasntly. "Thunderfury blessed blade of the Windseeker" linked Maced with the fucked up A that no one likes using because hes a terrible person who may or may not be adopted, I don't know. After Lito's multiple 4th wall jokes, he realized that an entertaining story must of drama, romance, and aciton. So here goes.

Chapter 1
The return of the beginning

Lito woke up in his bed, him not really called Lito but he doesn't want to use his real name in public because that's lewd; and if Kie says it he's getting no more money. AT ALL. Lito walked over to his computer when suddenly he recieved a message from Maced with the fucked up A that no one likes using because hes a terrible person who may or may not be adopted, I don't know. "Hello Lito," It read "I'm actually a girl now. So I'm changing my name from Douglas to Douglina. This is canon and should be followed as law." Lito smiled, "Good for it," he thought, "Now maybe he will bow before his God, me." As Lito ventured onto the game known is many tongues as The World of Minecraft, he hoped on his Monk waiting for the thralls of guildmates to applaud his return." however there was silence. Lito found this weird because Hardern and his lapdog Anoty were nowhere to be seen. "They must be having gay roommate sex," assumed Lito, not knowing they were brothers because he forgot if they were or not already.