first draft of nouveau OCRS macro

##needs checks for combat items
##check for non-optimal solid gold for daily power pills.
##also win-lose affirmation.
if monstername *solid gold* && !match optimal
	if monstername *sandworm* || monstername *54ndw0rm*
		##abort "power pill me pleeeaaaase"
		while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50
			skill shattering punch
		endwhile
		while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50
			use power pill, power pill
		endwhile
		while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50
			use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose
		endwhile
	endif
	if monstername *Combat Training Snowman* || monstername *C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*
		goto killkillkill
	endif
	if snarfblat 385
		while !match "Eldritch Tentacle" && !match "31dr17ch 73n74c13"
			use glark cable, glark cable
		endwhile
	endif
endif

if monstername *drunk pygmy*
	if !haseffect "On the Trail"
		skill transcendent olfaction
	endif
endif

if monstername *witchess pawn* || monstername *w17ch355 p4wn*
	while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !match ticking && !match electrified && !times 5
		use spooky putty sheet
	endwhile
	goto killkillkill
endif

if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 460
		while !match "Eldritch Tentacle" && !match "31dr17ch 73n74c13"
			goto runrunrun
		endwhile
endif

if monstername *Combat Training Snowman* || monstername *C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*
	goto killkillkill
endif

##check for timer 1
while haseffect 873 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
	if monstername *sandworm* || monstername *54ndw0rm*
		if monstername *optimal*
			mark killkillkill
			if !monsterhpabove 15
				jiggle
			endif
			if monsterhpabove  800 && monstername *untouchable*
				if monstername *restless* || monstername *annoying*
					abort "what the fuck is this shit"
				endif
			endif
			if !match electrified
				##should split cases for monsterhpabove for jiggling. matters to expected profit, but ugh.
				while !match untouchable && monsterhpabove 0 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
					skill toynado
				endwhile
				if monstername *untouchable*
					while hasskill Curse of Marinara && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 5
						skill curse of marinara
					endwhile
					while hasskill Conspiratorial Whispers && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 10
						skill conspiratorial whispers
					endwhile
					while hasskill summon love stinkbug && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 10
						skill summon love stinkbug
					endwhile
					##if monstername *phase-shifting* && !hppercentbelow 30 && !pastround 25
					if !hppercentbelow 30 && !pastround 25
						use tin snips, cinnamon troll doll
						use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll
						while !hppercentbelow 30 && !pastround 25
							while !match "grape troll" && !match "will have moved"
								use miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, grape troll doll
							endwhile
							while !match "raspberry troll" && !match "will have moved"
								use miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, blue raspberry troll doll
							endwhile
							while !match "cinnamon troll" && !match "will have moved"
								use miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, cinnamon troll doll
							endwhile
							while monstername *cartwheeling* || monstername *restless* || monstername *phase-shifting*
								goto endofattacks
							endwhile
							while !hppercentbelow 30 && !pastround 20
								attack
							endwhile
							mark endofattacks
							while !match ghostly && !match "red-hot" && !hppercentbelow 30 && !pastround 20
								use Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
							endwhile
							use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
						endwhile
					endif
				endif
			endif
			if monstername *electrified*
				if !monsterhpabove 15
					jiggle
				endif
				if !match restless && !match annoying && !match phase-shifting && !match untouchable
					while !match stinky && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
						skill eggsplosion
					endwhile
					while monstername *stinky* && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
						skill awesome balls of fire
					endwhile
				endif
				if !match untouchable
					while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 20
						attack
					endwhile
				endif
				if monstername *untouchable*
					if monstername *unstoppable* && monsterhpabove 300
						if monstername *annoying* || monstername *restless*
							abort "big scary thing"
						endif
					endif
					if monstername *unstoppable*
						if !match restless && !match annoying && !monsterhpabove 700
							use grape troll doll, cinnamon troll doll
							use blue raspberry troll doll, tin snips
							if !match phase-shifting
								skill curse of marinara
								skill conspiratorial whispers
								skill summon love stinkbug
							endif
							while !pastround 20
								while !hppercentbelow 30
									use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
								endwhile
								while hppercentbelow 30
									use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, New Age healing crystal
								endwhile
							endwhile
						endif
					endif
					if !match restless && !match annoying
						use grape troll doll, little red book
						use blue raspberry troll doll, time-spinner
						use cinnamon troll doll, nasty-smelling moss
						use tin snips, miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
					endif
					if !match phase-shifting && !match annoying && !match restless
						skill curse of marinara
						skill conspiratorial whispers
						skill summon love stinkbug
						while !monsterhpabove 1500 && !hppercentbelow 40 && !pastround 24
							skill headbutt
						endwhile
					endif
					while !monsterhpabove 300 && !match annoying && !match unstoppable && !hppercentbelow 40 && !pastround 20
						attack
					endwhile
				endif
			endif
		endif
		if !match optimal
			mark runrunrun
			if monstername *electrified*
				if monstername *restless* || monstername *annoying*
					while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
						use louder than bomb, louder than bomb
					endwhile
				endif
				while !match restless && !match annoying && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
					use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
				endwhile
			endif
			while !match electrified && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
				use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
			endwhile
		endif
	endif
	if monstername *Eldritch Tentacle* || monstername *31dr17ch 73n74c13*
		if !match untouchable || monstername *stinky* || monstername *frozen*
			jiggle
		endif
		if monstername *untouchable*
			if !match annoying && !match restless
				if !match phase-shifting
					skill belch the rainbow
				endif
				if monstername *phase-shifting*
					if !match ghostly
						use tin snips, tin snips
					endif
					if monstername *ghostly*
						use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
					endif
				endif

			endif
			while !match electrified && !match ticking && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25
				skill belch the rainbow
			endwhile
			if monstername *ticking* || monstername *electrified*
				if monstername *restless* || monstername *annoying*
					use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
				endif
				if !match restless && !match annoying
					use blue raspberry troll doll, grape troll doll
					use tin snips, tin snips
				endif
			endif
		endif
	endif
endwhile
abort "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked"
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