Satanon bedtime and interview with Katie

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #804 and #805
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>its 9:30, Satanon's "bedtime"
>he pretends to be asleep as soon as Charlie finishes tucking him in
>once the door closes, he sneaks out of bed
>Opens his closet, moving aside an old coat

>He pulls out a brown and white spotted stuffed rabbit
>His name is Boreas

>Anon can finally go to sleep, with Boreas next to him
>a great friend, and a terrible secret
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>every single other toy or plush Charlie got for him pale din comparison to that little brown ball of comfort
>that rabbit, no matter how old the damned thing it was always felt softer than any of the others Charlie bought for him

>Boreas was Satanon's midnight rock whenever he woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare, probably originated from one of his past foster families
>being such an important object to the little half-angel, Boreas was always tucked away in different hiding spots each night to be kept as a secret, floorboards, the walls, anything Satanon could do

>until one night he saw Alastor holding the spotted rabbit in his hand, seemingly studying it...
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>Satanon's Voice is small
>"What are you doing with..."

>Alastor's head snaps to the small antichrist
>"Ah, Satanon my boy! Just studying the 'local fauna!'"
>the joke is punctuated by the crackling of his radio-like voice.

>"Put. Him. Down. Now."
>Satanon's balling his hands into fists, his nails dug into his palms.
>"Him? Ah, would this rabbit be an acquaintance of yours? How sad, I was just planning on making myself a stew. Are it's innards just as messy as the real thing?"
>Alastor lightly tugged the left ear, and an almost inaudible ripping noise is heard

>Satanon charges forward, in his panic he doesn't think to freeze the bastard
>"PUTHIMDOWNILLBEATYOUTODEATHISWEARILLRIPYOURHEADOFF"

>Alastor laughs with all the poise of his profession
>"Ha! Young man, it was only a jest! Of course, I only want you to remember..."
>Alastor tosses Boreas to the other side of the room
>"T h a t I c a n d o m a n y t e r r i b l e t h i n g s."

>Alastor leaves the room, as Satanon rushes to Boreas and holds him close
>He can fix the small tear with a stapler, or maybe...

>anon shoves his face into Boreas' felt, as only his sniffles could be heard.
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>Alastor's fw a disastrous blizzard of razor-hail suddenly moves across the city overnight and Charlie wonders aloud what could possibly have caused it
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Al should really learn his place on the Hotel hierarchy sometime, guy's lucky he's fuking with a kid/preteen instead of a fully grown Anitchrist
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Maybe he's trying to instill some sort of fear in Satanon because he's not the most powerful in the room

Or Alastor is a asshole, which seems like the best option
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>Alastor doesn't drop satanons bunny
>Decides to rip it a bit more
>Anons threats escalate much to Alastors amusement
>Then he rips the doll apart
>Anon freezes in place
>The rooms temperature plummets
>Anons face twists in rage as frost and then ice starts forming around the room
>Alastors chuckling slowly stops when he notices that he himself is starting to freeze
>He moves to leave the room but falls flat on his face
>He looks down at his legs to find them frozen solid
>Anon starts screaming at the top of his lungs as the temperature ddops down to that of Cocytus
>Alastor can feel himself freeze up
>He chuckles again as the ice consumes him
>"What a show!"
>The ice consumes him completely
>Anon finally calms down enough to realize what he did
>He sees his doll in alastors frozen hands
>He tries to get his precious doll out of alastors cold presumably dead hands
>Vaggie and charlie break down the frozen door to see what happened and see anon tearfully tugging at his toy bunny
>Vaggie shatters Alastors hands and leads a sniffling anon out of the room
>Charlie spends the next two weeks slowly thawing Alastor out
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Stupid moron did it to himself.
And they'll remind him of the fact that he'd proven himself to be more of a child than the actual child for the rest of his one-armed existence.
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...would the ice from cocytus make frozens limbs permanently fuked for sinners?
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>permanent frostbite
Big F's to Al (and any other demon for that matter) if he ever makes the small Antichrist angry
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>make cute goat child sad/mad
>get eternally fuked over for it
serves 'em right
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Alastor has to weigh his options

>Rip the bunny immediately and eat snow
Or
>Rip it slightly, and let Satanon know he can rip it at any point, making the little goat-boy suffer
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Well scenario one involves being frozen solid and shattered, which will probably take months of painful regeneration to get. After that first time, it's only going to get easier and easier for Satanon to engage in ice-based violence whenever he's upset. Alastor has successfully created an emotionally unstable future mass murderer in his own image. Alastor's probably going to spend a much greater deal of his afterlife suffering from frost bite from then on, but in the long run he probably got what he was really hoping for.

Scenario two involves the blizzard with snowflakes that are more like high velocity ice-shurikens. It's been shown that when Satanon gets emotional the safety comes off of the ice powers. Him being stressed and angry and afraid 24/7 is going to quickly lead to full-blown Day After Tomorrow shit. And once everyone is stuck inside for a few days someone's going to notice that Satanon has been holed up in his room this whole time, go find him curled up in bed clutching his bunny, put 2 and 2 together, coax him into telling them what's got him so upset. Then everyone slowly turns in unison to glare at Alastor. Even Niffty can't let this slide.
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You think in scenario Charlie would misread the room and try and hold a Christmas party?
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Maybe not specifically Christmas, but something like that. She'd try to keep everyone cheerful at the start of it.
>"This is a perfect excuse for hot cider and fuzzy slippers!"
>"Let's all sit by the fire it would be so cozy"
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>Satanon hears them having a nice time downstairs in the lobby
>Mood gets worse
>More snow which means more winter celebrations from Charlie
>Means mood gets worse
>Cycle repeats
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>"Charlie."
>"Mphh."
>Satanon shakes her awake.
>"Charlie?"
>"Huh? Oh, hey Satanon. Why are you up so late?"
>"..."

>"I iced the bed."

>"What?"
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>Satanon has to spend the day with Angel dust because everyone (except Alastor) is busy
>Shenanigans ensue
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>for once angel tones down the raunchiness
>only to dial his mischievousness up to 11
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>Angel teaches Satanon all the fun games he played when he was a kid

>The best one so far is "Throw a rock through a window and run like Hell"
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>satanon gets taken along with charlie to her interview with Katie
>Katie, surprisingly, doesn't act like a btch to satanon
>Turns out, like Angel Dust, she too loves kids
>She even covers his ears when she roasts Charlie
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>Its ineffective, as Satanon has superior goat ears
>Satanon learns many a word
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>"HUSK YOU MISERABLE SHT-EATING CNT IF YOU THROW THAT DECK OF CARDS AT ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO SHOVE AN ICICLE SO FAR UP YOUR FAT, PROLAPSED ASSHLE THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE YOUR SKULL AS A COOLER"
>Vaggie's fw