Shipgirl Buffet Translations [Typeset]

>[rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub] - All the Ships of the Fleet - ~If the shipgirls were brought to a deserts buffet~
Translated from http://www.acfun.tv/a/ac1442089

>Past all restrictions, apst all limits, let's eat it all!!
>Eat enough for to be worth how much we paid for it!
>That's the way we'll repay our Admiral's generosity!
>It's not just about eating or drinking your fill, it's also about how we can make a net profit
>that's the way of the all-you-can-eat!
>How stingy...
>A contest of endurance and dignity - who will win in the end?
>If it's just a contest of appetite, it'd be hard to tell
>but if it's a battle of sweets, I won't lose

>This all started with this base announcement
> Ｂｉｎｇ  ＢｏｎｇＢｏｎｇ♪
>Attention all ship girls, Attention all ship girls; the following is an important message from the Naval District Admiral.
>The following sunday will be a holiday.
 >The Admiral, in order to reward the shipgirl's
>everyday activities
>has decided to bring everyone to Mamiya's Sweet Paradise (note: this is closest to the literal meaning, but Mamiya's Sweets Paradise, with sweet as a noun modifier instead of the adjective might be more apt) for an all-you-can-eat buffet!

>[Mamiya's Sweet Paradise is]
>[a place where all kinds of western confections, japanese sweets and all kinds of little desserts]
>[can be eaten at leisure, a dreamlike kind of restaurant!!]
>Did you hear that, did you hear that?!  It's a heaven made out of sweets!
>The Admiral's really generous!
>My hands--no, my stomach both want to scream! (clapping?)
>Eh, but I'm not too much of a sweets guy
>Ara, they have other kinds of fast foods like spaghetti.
>Since it's free, why don't y'all just find what ya like and eat it the way ya like it? <3
>That's not quite right, Ryuujou
>Although it's a free all-you-can-eat buffet......

>That's more the reason to kick reason (and restrictions) to the curb), finish the unfinishable, and eat it all!!
>The only way to repay our admiral's kindness is to eat our ticket's worth!!
>Akagi!?
>That's right that's right, it's because RJ's such a picky eater that she grows so slowly
>S-shut up!!
>As expected of Akagi.  Bringing you to a buffet will really be worth it.
>Admiral!
>Mm, how about this?  Let's name the shipgirl on-base who eats the most
>the MVP!

>Aw hell Admiral, what are you sayin? Nawbody's going to be able to matcha Akagi in appetite......
>I accept this challenge.
>N-Nagato?!
>If it were just a contest of appetite I don't know, but if the battle is in a sweets shop, I won't lose.
>Don't look down
>on the might of the big seven!
>[What the hell is she talking about...]
>Though it's not immediately obvious
>Nagato Onee-san's a huge glutton for sweets.
>and so, the curtains are drawn the great food battle between Akagi and Nagato!!

>Spagooter
>Selid
>Curry!!
>Braised (can also be stewed) meats!!
>Zoop!!
>Cakes!
Fresh cream!  Chocolate Fountains!
>etc. (seriously?)
>Waaaa...they all look really tasty nano desu <3
>>Hohoho, eat as much as you like!
>In that case.....

>Let's start out with some appetizers!!
>Brocolli Forest
>Baby Tomato Mountain Range
>three blocks of Tofu
>A salad-bowl, directly used
>Wall of Cucumber
>Oh my, the battle for biggest stomach of the century now begins!!
>Akagi-san's already pulled up a huge dish
>And she just keeps piling more on!
>And how is Nagato-san doing?!
>S-she's already begun to eat cake!
>Mmm....delicious....

>A battle of appetites doesn't require appetizers
>I'll attack in my own way!
>It looks like she's starting from Pie and Chiffon cake, isn't she Mutsu?
>THat's right, looks like she's planning to first deal with the foods that will dehydrate the mouth!
>Akagi-san, late by a step, has also sat down!!
>I'm starting up.

>Ohohoh...Akagi-san's just piling that mountain of salad into her mouth!
>Akagi-san may have started a little late, but....kaga
>Don't worry, this, too, is war.
>Taking a massive amount of food at the beginning reduces the time required to get more.
>Her tactic i svery simple
>to eat everything in front of her.
>Meanwhile, on Nagato-san's side
>She's left her seat to get food again.

>Shocking, most shocking!  She's taking Coffee Jelly, mousse and pudding!
>[the whole plate?!]
>What's her plan this time?
>I've heard....
>that eating all those sponge cakes
>that eating jellied foods
>helps to clear the stomach and palate
>allowing you to eat even more!!
>Undeterred by Akagi-san's momentum, Nagato-san's ea--no, drank all the jelly and pudding!
>What will she do next?

>WHat?  This is?!
>An extra-large glass cup, with the bottom filled with corn flakes!  (nigga dass nasty)
>Ice cream added on top!
>And chocolate wafers, dipped in the chocolate fountain, now stuck on top!
>D...
>Don't tell me Nagato-onee-san....
>Nagato-san now heads towards the Japanese desert area!
>What dish will she make this time?!

>Oh my, Nagato-san, with impressive ferver, is throwing dumplings onto the ice-cream from earlier!
>Is she not even bothering with another container?
>T-that's not right!
>This is...
>A combination of japanese and western desserts
>red bean and mochi
>Black Honey (I've looked this up, there's no english page for it afaik, but it's a simmered mix of water, brown sugar, maltose, honey and diabetes that can be used to glaze desserts, but also for main dishes)
>A Japanese-themed parfait!

>A high-level skill where a customer combines ready-made materials to form a new product!
>Oh my, the destroyers have started to imiate them!
>(Miyuki): Look, Spaghetti Soup!
>(Hatsuyuki:) trying out bean salad with curry
>(Arare): grapes dipped in chocolate
>(Kasumi): Eh?!
>It's a festival of random combinations!
>A waste of time.  During this time Akagi has just been constantly eating.
>It's true, Akagi-san hasn't missed half a beat as she continues to eat madly.
>Using her drink to force the food in her mouth down her throat!!
>That's not a normal drink.
>Eh?!
>Awwww shit!
>That's....!

>That's not a beverage, that's curry!
>This is my first time seeing something like this
>Is this the well-known Curry-type beverage?!
>Not merely eating and drinking, but also making sure you recoup what you payed!
>That's the art of All-you-can-eats!
>So stingy....
>Before we could even notice, Nagato-san's already finished off her parfait!
>Mmm...delicious...
>Oh?!  Now she's going to the fast food area?!

>Even if Nagato-Onee-san is a glutton for sweets, just eating sweets will quickly make you weary >alternating sweets and main dishes
>keeps the palate feeling fresh!
>This is...?!  Nagato-san's pouring corn in a bowl
>Nagato Onee-san...this is impressive!
>N-Nagato san.....
>then fills it with corn soup!
>Buffets and all-you-can eats usually don't add a lot of material in their soups
>So she purposely went to the salad bar to add some extra
>[a sure-kill technique that tests the limits of the rules!!]
> <--unconcernedly adding in bread crumbs

>Personally increasing the content of the soups
>and thus greatly increasing both its amount and value
>Well-done.
>And the most important thing is...

>[She loves]
>Though corn and beans are some of the most versatile ingredients, just using them to reduce the temperature of the soup is already impressive enough for me.
>[All-you-can-eats!]
>Ara....
>How embarssing of me.
>My hand slipped.

>Akagi-san's finally starting on the sweets.
>It can't be...
>Akagi......
>[Impossible.  To think...]
>[I....could be...]
>[starting to feel]
>[that my stomach is full....?!]

>.....is it just me, or is Akagi starting to slow down?
>It can't be helped.   No matter how much Akagi can eat, the stomach has its limits.  Not to mention all the liquids you ingest count against you.
>Ah, now that you point is out...
>Akagi brought back a whole assortment of different drinks
>whereas Akagi just has a single cup of green tea
>which she's barely even touched!!
>Guuu....
>a miscalculation!
>That tic where you feel the need to try every drink in the store got me!
>They're not even worth all that much anyway...

>Alright, Nagato-san's began picking through the sweets area!!
>And brought out some of the kekki that have found her fancy.
>Here she goes, eating, eating
>eating!!
>Where does that food even go?!
>Those platters just keep piling up!!
>Guu....why?!  from teh beginning she's just constantly been standing up, sitting down, standing up, sitting down...
>In spite of all these pointless motions, her rate of consumption hasn't slackened a bit....
>!!
>pointless....motions!
>That's right!  Nagato Onee-san eats a lot, but she also moves a lot!
>That...what does that mean, Mutsu?

>[With a high fuel cost....that is to say, a high-consumption warship, Nagato Onee-san]
>is burning part of what she eats as fuel as she goes to retrieve more food!]
>That is to say, as long as she keeps moving, she'll never feel full!
>And that's why she
>from the bottom of her heart, loves eating.
>Hmph.....
>Because a ship that just constantly expends and refuels...
>is just pitiable!

>As expected of....
>the prideful
>battleship, Nagato.
>[she is the true]
>[King of Buffets]
>But!
>That's why!!
>I cannot lose!!
>Da bride ovv duh frst crarrir dirision!
>That's enough, Akagi!  You can't eat anymore!

>Don't stop me! This is my own battle!
>This is the food I took, and I'm going to make sure I eat all of it!
>I agree.
>I'm also the type who clears her dish without a crumb.
>This battle of pride and honor!
>Who will emerge as the last victor?!
>Ughuuuuuummmm....I don't feel like I'll ever be able to eat anything again, poi...
>Hm?
>The other shipgirls are starting to give up!
>My stomach is about to burst....
>One last plate....

>[It's....]
>[It's....at this time and place, the last dish is....]
>[chiffon cake!!]
>[From when I first brought teh plate over, it's been an hour...]
>[The sponge cake was already very dry.  Now it's a fucking desert....]
>[If it was normal, I could just wash it down with a huge amount of water and it'd be fine]
>[but to me now, whose stomach is already in trouble]
>[this would just be suicide...]
>Since I've already set my heart on it....!
>Wh....!

>Grabbing the cake >and squeezing it?!
>This is shocking!!
>Do you really have to go to this stage...
>Akagi....
>The huge chiffon's now become compacted!
>This thing's now like Akagi's favorite!
>Bauxite!
>Hard to believe...
>Eating food could be
>...this painful...

>Thanks for the meal
>Akagi has finally thrown in the towel!!
>[At this time, for the first time, Akagi understood what it meant to be stuffed. (in small words: her own limits)]
>And, on the other hand, Nagato-san....?!
>Next up is Spaghetti.
>She's still really relaxed!!

>Mhm?  There's nothing there....
>S-sorry, we're out of food!
>Ara...I still wanted another 2-3 plates...
>Mmm...It really is a pity.
>I guess spilled water won't come back, dess!
>Onee-sama, there's still black tea!

>Is fate mocking us?  These two big-bellied warriors have expended the store stock?!
>I feel as if it wasn't just two people...
>Without food there's no way to continue...this contest is over.
>No.
>It's my defeat.
>The real queen of buffets is Nagato.
>You!

What a beautiful sight!
>From here on out let's work hard!  nagato!
>With mutual respect, these two warriors congratulate each other for victory and defeat!

>Ohoh...
>I, too, will be in your care!
>And with that,
>the friendship between shipgirls depeened.
>Also Mamiya's Sweets Paradise
>[Sweets Paradise Mamiya - Relocation Notice]
>Left a month later.

>Afterwords
>Pleased to meet everyone, I'm Uran.  I usually just do R-18 doujins and manga, but this is my first time releasing a doujinshi for all ages.  The idea of a food battle between Nagato and Akagi has been floating in my mind since October when I went to Sweets Paradise (turns out it's a real thing http://www.sweets-paradise.jp/).  At the time I thought 10 pages worth fo 4koma would be sufficient, so I left it for after winter Comiket, but once I got to actually drawing it it became 30 pages.....Though Akagi's gluttony and Nagato's sweet tooth are old topics, I hope everybody enjoyed it.
>March 2014, Uran

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