AiE part 0

>Day GENIUS! On Earth
>you are writer.
>what do you write?
>my little p0ny: friendship is magic.
>you had bigger aspirations than this, but admittedly you like how the fan base blossomed
>into large groups of autistic, basement dwelling neck beards.
>but hey, who are you to judge?
>you fukken write it
>and you just had a fantastic idea.
>you pitch it to the rest of the writing staff and most of them immediately love the concept
>it was during lunch.
>you had turkey
>pre-production went by so quickly for this season,
> The past 4 were on a steady decline.
>it seemed best to get this one out fast while you could still make some money off it.
>it’ll probably be the last season at this rate.
>After the whole discord fiasco, and that thing with the new princess,
>not to mention that sea-pony thing!
>the ‘fans’ were pretty pissed to say the least.
>maybe it wouldn’t hit your life so hard if you just got out of the house now and then buddy
>it was amazing that you kept it all under wraps until the season premier.
>all the big twists had leaked long before they aired. But this was the biggest one.
>call it target research, you had seen some of the damn fics they had written.
>even the Fluttershy-rapist ones.
>they were admittedly pretty funny when they weren’t creepy.
> You used to write crime drama for fuck sake!
>now you are this.
> You came on during S4 and were asked back for this season.
>apparently the one episode you spear headed was the most popular among the...urgh
>Bronies
>you don’t get it, you just ripped off an episode from one of the earlier seasons
>so you did what you do best. Rip other people off.

>add a new member to the cast.
>Add a human.

>he comes from Earth, he knows he is a just a TV show character.
>though he never says any of this directly
>subtext bitch.
>even if it’s not there, people find it.
>he was your new tool to throw in references galore
> He would break the 4th wall with jokes.
>plenty of pandering to the fans.
>they love that human in Equestria crap.
>this is a golden idea!
>making it canon might spark interest and get the fans back, and make some damn money.
>you even named him Anon Emus.
>might get another couple seasons out of this idea.
>its sad and amazing how the target demographic for a show can go from 7 and under to 16+


> Moments away from airing. The two part start to a 30 episode series to introduce Anon
>that should shut them up.
>no...It probably won’t.
>you need to stop having this weird running monologue with yourself dude.
>don’t tell me what to do!
>the intro begins... here it comes
>.....big adventure.....
>......tons of fun.......
>.......a beautiful heart........
>.......faithful and strong.....
>......sharing kindness......
>.....AND ME! THE HUMAN....
>and magic makes it all complete...

>on second thoughts this might be the worst idea anyone has ever had.
>you can hear the sound of a thousand message boards being flooded with rage.
>and a plethora of teenage girls ready to write some god awful slash.
>Fuck you’re dumb.
>maybe littlest pet shop are hiring?