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- >2DS babysitting kids
- >get into wacky shenanigans
- (flash animation, anyone?)
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- >Xbone-tan is talking to EA-Sama, who is offering her a bikini which reads "titan-fall" across the tits
- "Are you sure this will make people like me, Mr EA?"
- "As positive as you'll be paying me for it"
- >Next panel is her wearing the bikini on stage at E3, with the Audience throwing insults at her like:
- "SLUT" "WHORE" "UNORIGINAL BITCH" "CALL OF DUTY WITH TITS"
- >Next panel is Xbone-tan talking to Microsoft-Sama, offering her a bikini which reads "Halo 5" on it
- > Final panel is EA counting money
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- >3DS and 2DS are playing with kids
- >3DS is being manhandled.
- >"H-Hey, I don't bend that way!"
- >3D feature hurts the kiddies' eyes
- >2DS swoops in
- >She can handle more of a beating than 3DS, because she's built out of Nintendium
- >No 3D feature means she's easier on the eyes than 3DS
- >3DS is in the background, a little upset that things went so poorly with the kids.
- >Wii U shows up, and tells her to give the kids time.
- >Before the three of them leave, a little kid tugs on 3DS' jacket and asks if she can come back soon.
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- Putting in a request for someone to draw Xbone-tan holding Rise of the Tomb Raider over an obviously distressed PS4-tan (perhaps Xbone-tan will be standing on a chair?) whilst PC-tan stands angrily to the side with his arms folded, saying something like "She'll drop her guard eventually..."
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- >BBQ setting
- >Hotdogs
- >PC gets his, covers it in mustard
- >He looks over at Xbone and PS4-tan, theirs are covered in ketchup
- >PC giggles to himself while mumbling "Console.... ketchup... mustard race hehe."
- >Xbone PS4 and whoever else you want eat their hotdogs and look at PC tan in confusion
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- >not making an rpg maker game starring the tans
- >hp is power supply
- >mp is ram(or something similar)
- >str is processing power
- >int is grafix
- >agi is load times
- >their weapons will be popular games that released on their respective platform
- >after the party uses certain attacks after a long period of time, they overheat(seriously, try playing multiple consoles and a pc during a hot summer day) and allows you to use their special attack
- >after using their special attack they shut down momentarily to cool off
- >the villains are the developers that created them
- >the continents they explore will be dedicated to genres such as shooters(a continent thats always in war), platforming(a continent in the sky), and so on
- >playable characters at the beginning are PS4,Xbox,WiiU and PC and they'll meet up with the older generations as the story goes on
- >implying you wouldn't play this
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- Steambox-tan:
- Appearance: She'd be something like a 10 y-o girl, wearing a black t-shirt with the Steam logo on it, while she can still change her body and face's shape.
- She's got a lot of strength, more than any other tan, but she still doesn't match PC's strength so she always keeps on training, while at the same time PC watches over her
- >Onii-chan! Look, I can run Crysis 3 on High!
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- >dozens of CoD:AW, BF4, Thief and other multiplaform games boxes in the background
- >Xbone and PS4 rapping together
- >"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"
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