Question to discuss:
How are girls on the internet? Are there laptops in the kitchen now?

Stranger: sexist

You: THERE BETTER BE

Stranger: :p

You: Next they should invent sandwiches that can be transferred via USB.

You: And then e-mailed or something.

Stranger: get on your knees and eat this taco bitch!

You: No, bitches make the tacos!

Stranger: NOW!

Stranger: I don't got all day!

Stranger: eat that taco bitch!

You: *EATS THE MOTHERFUCKING TACO*

Stranger: HELLS YEAH!
FUCK ME!

You: *FUCKS YOU!*

Stranger: YESSSSSS, PUSSY WHIPPED

Stranger: Girls rule.

Stranger: end.

You: But I'm a guy.

Stranger: And I am a female.

You: So the tables have turned?

Stranger: They have...indeed they have.

Stranger: DEAL WITH IT!

You: Except I still fucked you.

You: :3

Stranger: With my permission!

Stranger: :L

You: Touche~

Stranger: Indeed.

You: Quite so.

Stranger: Indubatedly.

You: ... yep!

You: So, are you in the kitchen or what?

Stranger: No,but you are.

You: No I'm not.

Stranger: Still eating my snatch.

You: And seeing you're not in the kitchen...

You: GTFO.

You have disconnected.