Alt!DM: Insult no offense

-- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] began trolling degenerateMachinist [DM] at 22:59 --
RO: ahoy there matey!
DM: -Oh, hey. LIKE, it's the pirate guy again.-
RO: aye
RO: and you are the grub guy right?
DM: -Yeah. I am.-
DM: -LIKE, and he's called Saskes, in case you didn't know or WHATEVER.-
RO: aye CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR remembers its names
DM: -It's a HE.-
RO: whatever its a just a grub CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR thinks we went over this last time
DM: -... I GUESS. Being a lusus doesn't really give me much time to remember, LIKE, petty things like talking to uppity highbloods.-
DM: -No offense.-
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know how to not take offense at that
DM: -... Good point.-
RO: how can a highblood be uppity anyway?
DM: -Uppity. Self-righteous. Full of oneself. A pure PRICK. You know, LIKE, the usual traits a lowblood would assoiciate with your kind AND STUFF.-
RO: hey!
RO: its CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR right to be most of those things
DM: -And if society actually made, LIKE, sense, you would be outcast for having such ANNOYING traits.-
RO: it already makes sense
DM: -How? It's hypocritical to its own self.-
RO: how is it hypocritical?
RO: us seadwellers are supposed to be in charge and most of us are
DM: -And yet you rule terribly. LIKE, might as well try to herd FUCKING purrbeasts.-
RO: well
RO: thats not CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs fault
DM: -And yet what have you done to CHANGE it?-
DM: -You seadwellers just LOVE to stick to tradition.-
RO: its not CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs problem
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs doing just fine on CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs boat
DM: -And so you SHALL be, and not even the end of ALTERNIA could, LIKE, change your views.-
RO: who knows maybe something could
DM: -The day that happens I will eat my shades.-
RO: arrr that be a wager?
DM: -Sure, why not. Probably impossible.-
RO: what do you think CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs views are anyway?
DM: -But if it, LIKE, does happen, I'm sure I can find a good sauce to make my shades more palatable.-
DM: -Oh, what do I think my your views are?-
DM: -Hmmm. Shallow, LIKE, a puddle of water.-
DM: -Since you sea-dweller's are SO fond of, LIKE, water puns or WHATEVER.-
RO: harr harr that be a good one
DM: -You think so? Well, thank you. LIKE, I try to be witty.-
RO: now that be a good quality to have
DM: -Quite. Need to have something to do when I talk to IDIOTS.-
RO: hey CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR is not an idiot!
DM: -Perhaps. But lord knows that a bunch of the trolls on my team are.-
DM: -Like that BRATTY halfpint of an emperor-to-be.-
RO: oh yeah you got stuck with him
DM: -Quite.-
RO: well good luck with that
RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR will be hauling anchor now
DM: -Alright.-
-- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] gave up trolling degenerateMachinist [DM] at 00:05 --