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- >Pranks in Equestria.
- >As you sit on the couch just loving the fact that you don't have to work to live here, you feel the need to piss.
- >You get up and walk over to the bathroom.
- >Then pull your pants all the way down.
- >This is your house and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
- >So FUCK ZIPPERS.
- >When you start going you don't hear the rainbow maned pegasus sneak in behind you.
- >Suddenly your pants are pulled up and your dick continues pissing, completely soaking the pants and underwear in urine.
- >When you turn around screaming, you see Rainbow Dash.
- "YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
- >She falls on her back in laughter and points at your ruined clothing.
- >"BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
- "YOU DUMB CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
- >She gets up still giggling and flies out the window.
- >You take off your pants and underwear in rage.
- >This.
- >Means.
- >War.
- >...
- >You are now at the market where Rainbow is buying some groceries.
- >It's taken almost all day of following her but you finally have the opportunity to launch your prank.
- >Some would call this stalking but you're on a mission.
- >To get that bitch back.
- >You put on the mask and sneak up to her.
- >She turns and you jump behind the huge white stallion there.
- >He pays no mind as you use him as cover.
- >When she turns her back again to go to another stand, you jump over the stallion and creep up to her.
- >She picks up a bag of tomatoes in her mouth and is about to fly off.
- >You grab her by the sides.
- >She turns and sees the werewolf mask you have on.
- >Then you scream as loud as you can and she screams too, dropping the tomatoes.
- >"DAMN IT ANON!"
- >You throw the mask off and run away laughing.
- >This is great.
- >You are laying on the front lawn in a chair just smiling to yourself.
- >Totally got that bitch back.
- >Oh god the look on her face when she saw the mask.
- >You're still smiling.
- >It makes you giggle.
- >Then chuckle.
- >And burst into laughter once again.
- "Hahahaha! What a dumb cunt!"
- >Suddenly water dumps down on you.
- >You look up to see Rainbow on a cloud.
- >She smirks.
- "FUCK YOU!"
- >She giggles a little.
- "DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT ME!"
- >She pushes the cloud away screaming with laughter.
- >Fine.
- >This bitch wants to play?
- >It's time to play.
- >It is ready.
- >The third most awful prank you can think of.
- >You hold the chocolate egg in your hand.
- >It's an egg you put under Pinkie's chocolate fountain.
- >She helped you wrap it in a blue tin foil to make it look like the candy.
- >But she told you to come by later to do some work as payment for pulling a prank this mean.
- >It's whatever though.
- >The chocolate has hardened now and you're on your way to "apologize" to Rainbow.
- >Her house comes into view.
- >When you get under it you look up and cup your hands around your mouth.
- "HEY RAINBOW!"
- >Her head pokes off the side and she peers down at you.
- >"Oh hey Anon. All dried off now?"
- >She smirks.
- "Oh ha ha. Look I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for scaring you and I hope that we can end this on a good note."
- >Her expression changes to a more serious one as she flies down.
- >"You mean it?"
- >A warm smile comes from your face.
- "Of course."
- >She folds her forlegs and furrows her brow.
- >"I don't believe you."
- >You hold out the chocolate egg.
- "Look, I got this for you."
- >Her eyes widen and she takes it in her hooves.
- >"You got me a chocolate egg? How did you know they were my favorite?"
- >She bites down on it.
- >A look of horror and disgust is on her face as the egg cracks in her mouth.
- >She turns to the side and vomits chocolate and egg shells.
- >May the afterlife have mercy on your sides.
- >"FUCK YOU ANON I KNEW YOU WERE BULLSHITTING!"
- >She flies back up to her house and the door slams shut, leaving you there giggling to yourself.
- "Haha..."
- >Well, you should probably go help Pinkie with whatever it is she wants you to do.
- >You arrive at Sugarcube Corner and push the door open.
- >Pinkie comes bouncing in from the kitchen and stops floating in the air.
- >"Oh, hi Anon! Come on back!"
- >She turns around while still floating and bounces back into the kitchen.
- >Fucking Pinkie.
- >How does she work?
- >Fuck thinking.
- >You follow her into the kitchen and she pulls up a seat.
- >"Sit."
- "Why?"
- >"Just do it."
- "Alright."
- >You sit down.
- >"Time for a... CUPCAKE TASTE TEST!"
- "Sweet!"
- >She goes to the right and wheels a cart of cupcakes over.
- >"Okie dokie! Let's get started!"
- >She gives you a cupcake.
- >You take a bite of it.
- "Tastes pretty good. Nice classic mix of Vanilla cake and Chocolate icing."
- >She nods and gives you another while taking the one you just bit.
- >You take a bite of this one.
- >Chocolate cake, chocolate icing.
- "Some might like it, but I personally think it's too much chocolate."
- >"Okay, now this one!"
- >She gives you another and takes the other one.
- >Smells minty.
- >Hm.
- >You take a bite.
- >A gross taste enters your mouth.
- >Turn to the side to spit it out.
- "WHAT THE FUCK?! WAS THAT TOOTHPASTE?!"
- >Rainbow comes around the corner smirking with a bottle of toothpaste in her mouth.
- >She drops it and flies out giggling.
- "GOD FUUUCKING DAAAMN IIIIT!"
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
- >You'll show her she can't fuck with you.
- >That's why you sent her an invitation pretending to be Fluttershy.
- >You hide in Fluttershy's bushes waiting for the victim to come up the hill.
- >Soon enough, she lands at the door and bangs a hoof on it a couple times.
- >"Fluttershy? Ya told me to meet you here?"
- >When she looks through the window, you jump out of the bush and tackle her.
- >"Anon! Get off me!"
- >She struggles against you as you bring the dog collar up to her neck.
- >"What are you-"
- >You snap it in place and stand.
- >She tries looking down at it but cannot.
- >Then she digs her hooves at it but nothing happens.
- >"Anon get this off me!"
- "Oh alright..."
- >You walk over to her and pull out a strip of meat.
- >Then you tie it to the collar and run away.
- >When you look back over your shoulder you see her being attacked by Fluttershy's animals.
- >They form a pile on her and the bear divebombs in the middle.
- >That's not really what you expected to happen, but it'll teach a cunt.
- >When you turn around to leave, an explosion noise is heard.
- >You turn back to see animals that shouldn't be flying now soaring through the air.
- >Rainbow is coming straight at you.
- >She headbutts you the chest and you are knocked onto your ass.
- >"YOU THINK THAT'S A PRANK?! THEN FINE, LET'S PRANK LIKE THAT!"
- >She pulls a box of matches from behind her wing and lights one across the dirt path.
- >Then she puts it on your shirt.
- >It catches fire and she flies off.
- "AHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >You manage to tear it off you before you get any serious injuries.
- >Rainbow just makes it out of view when you stand.
- >That's it.
- >It's time to end this.
- >You're outside of her house now.
- >Before you can call her name, you feel a tap on your side.
- >When you turn she is standing there with rage in her eyes.
- "Rainbow I'm sorry!"
- >"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"
- "I didn't think it would get that serious! I really am sorry!"
- >She cocks back her hoof to strike you.
- >You put the heart shaped candy box out in front of you to absorb the blow.
- >"H-Huh?"
- >When you open your eyes you see that no damage has happened to you or the box.
- >She stares at it and lowers her hoof.
- "Look, I'm sorry. I want you to take this as a hope that we can one day go back to just being regular friends."
- >Her angry face slowly begins to go back to normal with each word you speak.
- >Then from normal into happy.
- >A sincere happy.
- >"Anon... This is so nice of you. That's the prank huh? TO PRETEND TO BE NICE TO ME AND THEN-"
- >You silence her with a hug.
- >She continues to stare forward for a second before hugging back.
- "I'm sorry."
- >"...me too. I shouldn't have set your shirt on fire."
- >You break the hug and look down to your bare chest.
- "It's okay. Here, I want you to have this."
- >"This is really sweet of you but I-"
- "Please?"
- >She smiles at you and then looks to the box.
- >With a light blush she holds out her hooves to accept it, "Oh alright..."
- >You give it to her.
- >She opens it.
- >Cockroaches swarm out of it and spread over her body.
- >She flies up and into town screaming your name as cockroaches crawl all over her.
- >Best.
- >Prank.
- >Ever.
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