Goose

P> kiss goos
You lean to kiss the white goose.  The white goose's wings flare out as it jumps back, staring at you.  With a powerful lunge, it flies at you, hitting your chest like a one ton boulder.  As you blink your eyes, your vision clears and you see the goose perched on your chest, beak to nose, staring into your eyes.  After an indeterminable amount of time, it slides to the ground, and after one last nip to your arm, saunters back to its lair in the flowerbed, settles down and stares at you between the flower stalks.
Roundtime: 30 very long seconds.

punch goos
You slam your fist into the side of the goose's head and watch as it weaves from side to side, shakes its head and stares at you.  The white goose staggers to its feet and, after a resounding *WHONK*, leaps at you, clamping its beak around your neck, wings flapping as it dangles a moment before releasing its grasp.  You grab your neck, cursing under your breath and collapse to the ground in pain.
P>
The white goose settles down on the ground and begins preening his feathers with his beak, oblivious to everything around him.

The goose blinks his eyes, glancing around slowly and stands up.

The white goose hops out of the flowerbed and drops a colorful flower at your feet, then turns and waddles back into the flowerbed, settling back to peer at you between blossoms.  You could swear it winked at you.

PR> get hosta
You pick up a pale lilac hosta.