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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- She went this way!
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- 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:25,968
- I heard somethin' over here.
- Don't let her get away.
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- 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:29,005
- There's nowhere to run.
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- 00:01:33,944 --> 00:01:36,914
- You made that a lot harder
- than it needed to be.
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- 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,353
- Taz!
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- 00:01:54,032 --> 00:01:56,033
- Don't you move!
- Aah!
- 8
- 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:22,493
- I'm gonna enjoy
- putting you down, traitor.
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- 00:02:44,015 --> 00:02:45,849
- <i>Yo, I'm Angelino,</i>
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- 00:02:45,851 --> 00:02:49,484
- <i>and our story takes place in a
- shithole called Dark Meat City.</i>
- 11
- 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,889
- <i>I was born here.
- Probably die here too.</i>
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- 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,859
- <i>DMC.</i>
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- 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:59,461
- <i>As in depression, murder,
- and crazy-ass motherfuckers.</i>
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- 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:00,864
- Break it up!
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- 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:03,866
- <i>I'm 22, and I'm
- a pizza delivery guy, I guess.</i>
- 16
- 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:05,869
- <i>I get paid, and I get
- the fuck out of there.</i>
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- 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,871
- <i>Don't ask questions.
- Don't get involved.</i>
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- 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:09,873
- <i>Just complicates things, y'know?</i>
- 19
- 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,108
- <i>Already ugly as fuck. I don't
- need no more complications.</i>
- 20
- 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,649
- <i>When it comes to
- the school of hard knocks,</i>
- 21
- 00:03:19,651 --> 00:03:20,850
- <i>I probably ain't
- never gonna graduate.</i>
- 22
- 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,452
- <i>But I ain't complaining.</i>
- 23
- 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,453
- <i>So many others
- just drop out.</i>
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- 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,622
- What's up, Mac? Come on!
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- 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:27,957
- Man, move your hobo asses!
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- 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,558
- What did I tell you?
- 27
- 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,728
- <i>Did I mention
- I hate this place?</i>
- 28
- 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:34,030
- <i>It's like everyone's
- tryin' to take you out.</i>
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- 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:35,498
- Aah! Shit!
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- 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,934
- Stupid ass bird.
- Watch where you flying.
- 31
- 00:03:37,936 --> 00:03:44,110
- <i>How was I supposed to know that one
- little look would change everything?</i>
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- 00:03:59,591 --> 00:04:02,725
- <i>They say real love stories don't
- end up like they do in the movies.</i>
- 33
- 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:04,994
- <i>But how would I know?</i>
- 34
- 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,866
- <i>I ain't never been in love.</i>
- 35
- 00:04:12,871 --> 00:04:15,939
- <i>I ain't never kept a job
- longer than three weeks.</i>
- 36
- 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:17,942
- <i>'Cause I'm "lucky" like that.</i>
- 37
- 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:23,080
- <i>But I gotta pay rent somehow,
- and I can't count on Vinz.</i>
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- 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:26,849
- <i>No one'll hire him 'cause he's
- a fire hazard or some shit.</i>
- 39
- 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,918
- <i>We're fucked.</i>
- 40
- 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,956
- <i>Just keep your head down,
- mouth shut.</i>
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- 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,893
- <i>You even think about
- disrespecting these motherfuckers,</i>
- 42
- 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:37,827
- <i>and you're done.</i>
- 43
- 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:41,164
- <i>The rule is: Don't cause
- no trouble for nobody,</i>
- 44
- 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,866
- <i>and maybe they'll do the same.</i>
- 45
- 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,002
- <i>Yeah, I get it.
- I'm a joke.</i>
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- 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:47,237
- <i>But right now,
- I just wanna get home.</i>
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- 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:49,940
- Hey! Put your head
- in a bag, <i>ese!</i>
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- 00:04:49,942 --> 00:04:51,741
- Cover that shit up,
- Holmes!
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- 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:54,046
- <i>Alive, if possible.</i>
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- 00:04:56,015 --> 00:04:57,681
- <i>Hotel Guadalupe.</i>
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- 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:00,751
- <i>It's like purgatory
- but with cable.</i>
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- 00:05:00,753 --> 00:05:02,721
- <i>Lived here four years.</i>
- 53
- 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:07,192
- <i>Straight from the mouth of
- hell, Lucifer's favorite son...</i>
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- 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:08,625
- - Yo, Vinz?
- - Wassup?
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- 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:11,061
- What's with all this
- shit on the floor?
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- 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:14,264
- For real,
- can you just clean up after yourself?
- 57
- 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:17,034
- Whoa. What the fuck
- happened to your face, bro?
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- 00:05:17,036 --> 00:05:19,937
- Got hit by some big-ass truck,
- came outta nowhere.
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- 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:22,573
- Man, people need to learn
- how to drive in this town.
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- 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:24,041
- Oh, yeah,
- and I got fired.
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- 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:26,010
- - Again?
- - Yup.
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- 00:05:26,012 --> 00:05:27,344
- Hey, you feed
- the roaches yet?
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- 00:05:27,346 --> 00:05:29,113
- Why can't they just eat
- what's on the floor?
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- 00:05:29,115 --> 00:05:31,049
- Nah, the floor's nasty.
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- 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,953
- Roaches have sensitive tummies.
- I read that somewhere.
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- 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:38,255
- Real talk though?
- I don't know how we're gonna do this.
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- 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:41,191
- Rent's two months late,
- we ain't got no jobs.
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- 00:05:41,193 --> 00:05:44,863
- Dude, I know <i>Lucha Última's</i> on,
- but we gotta figure shit out.
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- 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,697
- You think we should
- talk to Willy?
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- 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:48,632
- Can we please leave Willy
- out of this? He's weird.
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- 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:52,069
- Okay, come to Papa.
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- Ah! There ya go.
- Daddy's got a little treat for you.
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- 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,976
- Oh, you brought some friends too.
- That's cool.
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- 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:00,646
- Eww! That's gross, man.
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- 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,849
- And you're eating
- the pet food?
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- 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:09,054
- The roaches
- freak me out, man.
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- 00:06:09,056 --> 00:06:11,655
- - Are you even listening to me?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:14,025
- I mean, they're just taking over
- the whole crib, bro.
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- 00:06:14,027 --> 00:06:17,662
- I know this is a shit apartment,
- but can we at least have some standards?
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- <i>Right to the jaw!</i>
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- 00:06:19,266 --> 00:06:22,300
- Hey, Vinz.
- You know what'd really suck?
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- 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:25,072
- If even the roaches
- get out of here before we do.
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- 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:03,935
- Hey! I think you're in the wrong
- neighborhood, <i>marica.</i>
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- 00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:06,339
- <i>The terrorist attacks on the White House</i>
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- 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:09,074
- - <i>aren't just a threat to us on Pennsylvania Avenue,</i>
- - Shit. My head.
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- 00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,277
- <i>but to our entire nation
- and the American way of life.</i>
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- 00:08:11,279 --> 00:08:13,245
- Lino, you look rough, bro.
- You okay?
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- 00:08:13,247 --> 00:08:15,514
- Couldn't sleep.
- Kept having messed-up dreams.
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- 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,051
- Think that accident really
- fucked up my head, man.
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- 00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:20,085
- Bro, I think we should
- go get that checked out.
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- 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:22,922
- You could drop dead or something.
- Let's go see a doctor today.
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- 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,390
- No way. No doctors.
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- 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:26,926
- They just make you
- pay for bad news.
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- 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,236
- Oh, no. It's Willy.
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- Shit, man.
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- Open up, jerkwads!
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- 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:46,313
- It's me! Willy!
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- 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:48,981
- Come on.
- I know you're home. I hear the TV.
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- 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:50,517
- It's not like
- you can go anywhere.
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- 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,785
- You're a couple of broke
- a-holes with no car.
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- 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:54,788
- - Vinz, I can see the flame on your head!
- - Damn.
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- 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,923
- Come on! Open up! Hey-oh!
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- 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,326
- Man, I can't handle
- that clown right now.
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- 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:05,365
- Um...
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- 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,300
- Shut the fuck up.
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- 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:10,370
- Your goddamn noise
- is pissing off my snake.
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- 00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:16,008
- Oh, man. Now I have to let Willy
- in, or the Nazi is gonna kill him.
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- 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,845
- I mean,
- would that be the worst thing?
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- 00:09:18,847 --> 00:09:20,880
- Ah! Took you long enough!
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- 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:23,817
- What are you doin' in here?
- Smellin' each other's balls or somethin'?
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- 00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:26,952
- Willy, please keep it down.
- My head's gonna burst.
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- 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:30,291
- Seriously, what's with your neighbor?
- It's a free country.
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- 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:33,827
- Our founding fathers died for
- my right to yell in hallways.
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- 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:36,263
- I mean, back me up, Lino.
- Am I right or am I right?
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- 00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:38,331
- Whatever. Sure, man.
- Just shut the fuck up, dude.
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- 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,533
- Huh? This guy again?
- 117
- 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:43,571
- <i>...until they themselves know
- the terror they tried...</i>
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- 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:45,839
- Terrorism,
- blah, blah, blah.
- 119
- 00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:47,575
- So where are these
- alleged terrorists, huh?
- 120
- 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:50,844
- Playing poker with the tooth
- fairy and my imaginary girlfriend?
- 121
- 00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:52,946
- Ha! I mean, look at
- that guy right there!
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- 00:09:52,948 --> 00:09:56,450
- Showing a face like that on TV,
- that's terrorism!
- 123
- 00:09:56,452 --> 00:09:59,620
- Ooh, what a sick burn!
- 124
- 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,500
- What the hell?
- Did you not just see that?
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- 00:10:12,502 --> 00:10:15,001
- Those savages
- ran off with my hot dog!
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- 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:16,569
- You're not gonna do
- anything?
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- 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:19,307
- You know those things carry
- a nut-ton of diseases, right?
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- 00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,842
- Why are you here?
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- 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:24,478
- Uh, I don't know.
- I missed you douchebags.
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- 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,280
- I wanted to go out,
- get some froyo or somethin'.
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- 00:10:27,282 --> 00:10:32,420
- Come on, let's get some air, 'cause, honestly,
- Lino over here looks like a shit took a shit.
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- 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:35,356
- Everybody knows it's staged, Willy.
- Diablo always wins.
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- 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:37,625
- I could put on tights, go into a
- ring, and do the same exact shit.
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- 00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:39,427
- - What?
- - I'm serious.
- 135
- 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:42,029
- Except you've got the bone
- structure of a little bitch.
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- 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:45,068
- Oh, yeah? Grr!
- 137
- 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:49,969
- <i>I fucking hate the bus.</i>
- 138
- 00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:55,076
- <i>But I read people get shot more
- walking, so my ass takes the bus.</i>
- 139
- 00:10:55,078 --> 00:10:58,512
- <i>Don't get it twisted.
- DMC's worse than it sounds.</i>
- 140
- 00:10:58,514 --> 00:11:01,048
- <i>And it will eat you alive.</i>
- 141
- 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,984
- <i>Only question is when.</i>
- 142
- 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:06,621
- <i>Me and Vinz talk about
- escaping one day.</i>
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- 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:10,424
- <i>But we ain't foolin' nobody.
- Got no car or money.</i>
- 144
- 00:11:10,426 --> 00:11:13,427
- <i>Just the roaches
- and this motherfucking bus.</i>
- 145
- 00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:15,396
- <i>No, for real.</i>
- 146
- 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:20,435
- <i>Like the rest of these poor fuckers...
- no dreams, no hope, no future.</i>
- 147
- 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,506
- <i>Ain't got a shadow
- of a prayer.</i>
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- 00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,585
- Lino, what you think?
- Could Vinz be a wrestler?
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- 00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:39,019
- Hello!
- Is Vinz a bitch or not?
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- 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,256
- Huh? Oh, uh, I guess.
- 151
- 00:11:41,258 --> 00:11:43,991
- I just... Did you guys see the
- priest walking by with the...
- 152
- 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:46,663
- Uh, never mind.
- 153
- 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,666
- Oh, finally!
- I can breathe again!
- 154
- 00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:54,169
- So where you guys
- think we should eat?
- 155
- 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,171
- Don't forget,
- you jerks owe me a hotdog.
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- 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,377
- Did you know Diablo can eat
- a whole bowl of hot dogs in three minutes?
- 157
- 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:05,112
- - No, he can't. What are you...
- - He does!
- 158
- 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,115
- I watched a behind-the-scenes
- thing about it!
- 159
- 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,084
- And again,
- I'm tellin' you, that's all theater.
- 160
- 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,254
- It's fuckin' fake.
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- 00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:13,089
- - What do you think, Lino?
- - What the hell?
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- 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:18,162
- You gotta take better care of
- yourself, man. Let's go get some food.
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- 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,200
- <i>Maybe Vinz is right.</i>
- 164
- 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:28,135
- <i>That truck must've fucked
- me up worse than I thought.</i>
- 165
- 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,541
- <i>Probably cracked my skull and now my brain's
- gonna leak out all over my sneakers.</i>
- 166
- 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:37,314
- <i>Or it's some bacteria-ass shit that makes
- you go crazy and kills you two weeks later.</i>
- 167
- 00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:42,050
- Bro, are you okay?
- 168
- 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,689
- For real, man. You seem pretty out of it.
- You wanna go home and chill?
- 169
- 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,589
- I don't know.
- 170
- 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:49,658
- I'm suddenly seein' all this trippy
- shit and it's freakin' me out.
- 171
- 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,660
- Like, look!
- That dude over there.
- 172
- 00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:54,699
- You don't see anything weird?
- Look at him!
- 173
- 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,236
- Remind me what I'm lookin' at.
- 174
- 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,606
- You didn't see his shadow?
- 175
- 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,576
- With crazy tentacles and
- shit coming out of his head?
- 176
- 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,679
- Huh?
- 177
- 00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:16,451
- - What? I'm not crazy, dude!
- - Yeah, Lino, sure you're not.
- 178
- 00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:18,554
- Fuck, what's wrong with me?
- 179
- 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:21,557
- I think the sun's frying your brain.
- It's too hot outside. Let's go.
- 180
- 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,059
- Yeah, maybe. Let's find a
- place to hang out and chill.
- 181
- 00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:28,196
- - So, Pipo's then?
- - Oh, again? But I want froyo!
- 182
- 00:13:33,304 --> 00:13:35,605
- <i>The mercury has hit
- another record high today,</i>
- 183
- 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,106
- <i>with daytime temperatures soaring
- well above the seasonal norm</i>
- 184
- 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,609
- <i>for the third week in a row.</i>
- 185
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,544
- <i>It's recommended that
- elderly viewers and children...</i>
- 186
- 00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,413
- Wrong. It's those chem-trails in
- the sky that's making it so hot!
- 187
- 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:49,119
- The government's ruining our climate so that
- we buy more American-made cars and soda.
- 188
- 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,865
- ...fancy dinner where we what?
- Yeah. Buy more soda!
- 189
- 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,101
- Lino.
- 190
- 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,470
- I'm telling you man,
- the sugar and car lobbies run our country!
- 191
- 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476
- What? Damn. Now see,
- I would let her lobby at me all day.
- 192
- 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,415
- She's looking at us.
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- 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,520
- Ooh, Lino,
- she's checking you out, brother.
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- 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,889
- <i>Señorita.</i>
- 195
- 00:14:25,891 --> 00:14:28,257
- Yeah, uh,
- let's get out of here.
- 196
- 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,761
- What are you doing?
- Why are we running?
- 197
- 00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:34,198
- Wait up!
- We didn't pay for the food!
- 198
- 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,735
- <i>Gracias, pero,</i>
- this is too much.
- 199
- 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:42,107
- It's cool.
- Keep the change!
- 200
- 00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,548
- I don't know about you,
- but I got that "itis."
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- 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,785
- Make sure you stay
- downwind from me.
- 202
- 00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:57,621
- Plus, I get gas.
- It's genetic.
- 203
- 00:14:57,623 --> 00:15:01,357
- Genetic? It's not genetic,
- Willy, you're just disgusting.
- 204
- 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,693
- Don't judge me, man.
- 205
- 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,362
- Hey, guys,
- I think someone's tailing us.
- 206
- 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:09,232
- See that one over there pretending
- to talk on the phone that don't work?
- 207
- 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:13,470
- - Huh? Wait. Where?
- - Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass!
- 208
- 00:15:13,472 --> 00:15:15,371
- - You mean, wing tips?
- - Yeah.
- 209
- 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,243
- The three of them been
- following us for a while now.
- 210
- 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,731
- Now I feel stupid.
- They weren't after us, man.
- 211
- 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,500
- What the hell is up
- with you today?
- 212
- 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,738
- You've been acting crazy
- since this morning.
- 213
- 00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,344
- Still think I'm paranoid?
- 214
- 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:57,949
- Uh, why don't we just
- ask 'em what they want?
- 215
- 00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:02,552
- Nah, man. I'm not askin' those <i>Men
- in Black</i> motherfuckers nothing.
- 216
- 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,795
- What are we
- supposed to do, Lino?
- 217
- 00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,462
- We go into ninja mode.
- 218
- 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,632
- We turn the corner, and as soon
- as we outta their sight, we out.
- 219
- 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,606
- Ninja!
- 220
- 00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,975
- We've been made!
- 221
- 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:25,745
- Don't let him get away!
- 222
- 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,285
- What do they want?
- 223
- 00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:38,556
- I'm slowin' down!
- 224
- 00:16:38,558 --> 00:16:40,827
- I...
- 225
- 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,876
- Stop or I'll shoot!
- 226
- 00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:01,312
- Oh, shit, he's got a gun.
- He's got a gun! Gun, gun.
- 227
- 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,749
- Wait? What?
- 228
- 00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:32,044
- Go! Get the fuck outta here!
- 229
- 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:33,748
- I got you, bro.
- 230
- 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:36,917
- This fuckin' brick!
- 231
- 00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:48,495
- I got you, Lino.
- 232
- 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,514
- We need to get outta here
- right now. Let's go!
- 233
- 00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,786
- Did you grab his gun, dude?
- 234
- 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,525
- Why the fuck would I do that?
- It's not GTA. Let's go.
- 235
- 00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,629
- What do you think those
- dudes wanted from us, man?
- 236
- 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:27,633
- To kill us, obviously.
- The whole damn city's nuts.
- 237
- 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:30,469
- What could they want?
- Dude, did you see their clothes?
- 238
- 00:18:30,471 --> 00:18:32,404
- They're not from here,
- are they?
- 239
- 00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,073
- For real,
- they weren't dressed like dealers, bro.
- 240
- 00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,908
- Looked like hitmen to me.
- 241
- 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,477
- Hopefully, they're
- looking for someone else.
- 242
- 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:42,649
- You mean some other ugly bug-eyed
- dude and a guy with his head on fire?
- 243
- 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,483
- - Maybe they're CIA.
- - Yeah, right!
- 244
- 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,953
- They wanted to know where we
- were when Kennedy got shot.
- 245
- 00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:49,755
- Ba-bang!
- Too soon?
- 246
- 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,524
- - Whoa! A shooting star! You see that?
- - No? Where?
- 247
- 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:54,894
- Uh, in the sky.
- Where else, dumb-ass?
- 248
- 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,163
- Fuck you, Willy.
- I just didn't see it. The sky's big.
- 249
- 00:18:57,165 --> 00:19:00,066
- - "Wah, my head's on fire, and the sky's too big!"
- - Fuckin' rude. Why...
- 250
- 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,668
- Hey! I saw one that time!
- Look, there's another one!
- 251
- 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,703
- Make a wish.
- Make a wish right now.
- 252
- 00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,773
- What would you wish for,
- Lino?
- 253
- 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,608
- M-Me?
- 254
- 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,509
- I don't know.
- 255
- 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,480
- I just wanna be... a somebody.
- 256
- 00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:23,992
- <i>That Diablo sure knows
- how to please a crowd. Oh, what's this?</i>
- 257
- 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,461
- <i>10-4. In sight.</i>
- 258
- 00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,041
- <i>Three on the roof.</i>
- 259
- 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,677
- - <i>Sun God slam! The crowd is going nuts!</i>
- - <i>Still our suspect.</i>
- 260
- 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:47,947
- Fuck, man. What the fuck is wrong
- with this janky-ass piece of shit?
- 261
- 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:49,618
- Picking up the whole city.
- 262
- 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,524
- - Do you hear that?
- - <i>Go.</i>
- 263
- 00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:01,429
- W-W-Wait, stop that. Stop that.
- Is that police chatter?
- 264
- 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,935
- <i>Operation
- Blackball is a go! Move, move, move!</i>
- 265
- 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,006
- What the hell is
- Operation Blackball?
- 266
- 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,586
- Huh?
- 267
- 00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:39,565
- For the last fucking time,
- if you don't...
- 268
- 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,970
- Contact in ten seconds.
- 269
- 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,772
- I don't know
- what's going on outside,
- 270
- 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,043
- but whatever it is,
- it's kind of weird.
- 271
- 00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:51,245
- - What the fu...
- - Contact!
- 272
- 00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,990
- Vinz, man, what the fuck
- are you doing?
- 273
- 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,995
- Get your ass
- over here and help!
- 274
- 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,112
- <i>Status?</i>
- 275
- 00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:26,449
- <i>What's your
- status report?</i>
- 276
- 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,970
- This is my shithole!
- Get the fuck out!
- 277
- 00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:28,178
- Did you just kill a cop?
- 278
- 00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:44,295
- - Oh, they're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us.
- - Not yet.
- 279
- 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,985
- Grenade. Grenade!
- 280
- 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,064
- Lino, come on.
- Come on, we have to go!
- 281
- 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:38,382
- Ha!
- 282
- 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,695
- Huh?
- 283
- 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:03,907
- Yo, this way, dumb-ass.
- 284
- 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,884
- How is he doing that?
- 285
- 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,197
- Psst. Hey, Lino.
- Down here. Hurry.
- 286
- 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,035
- Whoa, man. I'm not saying this
- 'cause we're in the sewer,
- 287
- 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,071
- but I think you might be
- a Ninja Turtle, Lino.
- 288
- 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,977
- Shit.
- 289
- 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,415
- You gonna tell me
- you killed them?
- 290
- 00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:49,153
- Two idiot kids took out
- an entire elite squad?
- 291
- 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,154
- The abomination did this.
- 292
- 00:24:52,156 --> 00:24:55,158
- I knew that little bastard's
- power wouldn't stay dormant.
- 293
- 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,028
- And you assholes
- let him get away.
- 294
- 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:03,301
- The kid's a ticking time bomb that needs
- to be extinguished before it explodes.
- 295
- 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:09,141
- <i>¿Un suplex, en serio?
- ¡Esas son mamadas!</i>
- 296
- 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:22,888
- Getting harder to work with El Diablo
- in the ring. He's keeps goin' off-book.
- 297
- 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,555
- Guy has, like, no boundaries.
- 298
- 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,392
- Oh, come on. What?
- You gonna cry about it?
- 299
- 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,328
- He's El-freakin'-Diablo.
- 300
- 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,163
- He may bust our balls,
- but he's giving the crowd what they want.
- 301
- 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,069
- Look, see?
- Tell me that's not a sign.
- 302
- 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:41,172
- Mmm?
- Looks kinda like a cockroach.
- 303
- 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,241
- Again with your damn signs.
- 304
- 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:44,575
- Bullshit.
- 305
- 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,477
- Now it's a roach
- on your towel.
- 306
- 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:49,045
- Last week you saw the Virgin
- Guadalupe in your rearview,
- 307
- 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,081
- and then some stupid face
- on fire...
- 308
- 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,185
- A flaming skull on my BLT.
- In Aguascalientes.
- 309
- 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:58,855
- Because the universe always writes its
- most important messages on sandwiches?
- 310
- 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:03,193
- I think you're just seeing what you
- wanna see, reading into things too much.
- 311
- 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:07,064
- I'm just saying, stop looking
- for meaning when there isn't any.
- 312
- 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,201
- You're gonna drive yourself
- totally nuts with that shit!
- 313
- 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:12,902
- You just can't accept the fact
- that we're Guardians,
- 314
- 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,071
- and as Guardians
- it's our job to stay vigilant
- 315
- 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,208
- for whatever the universe
- throws our way! We...
- 316
- 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,210
- He's right.
- 317
- 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:22,213
- It was only by deciphering
- signs and omens
- 318
- 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,982
- that the ancients before us could
- fulfill their true destinies.
- 319
- 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,054
- Every generation of Guardians
- exists to fight a specific battle.
- 320
- 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,089
- Don't worry.
- We'll get tagged in.
- 321
- 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,924
- And then our purpose
- will be revealed to us.
- 322
- 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,028
- Hell, yeah!
- 323
- 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,130
- Yeah, but, like,
- a cockroach?
- 324
- 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,333
- Can the universe
- be clearer?
- 325
- 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:45,303
- Our job is to be patient
- and lie in wait.
- 326
- 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:48,241
- And when the world finally needs
- us, we'll know it.
- 327
- 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:59,116
- <i>The</i> Lucha Última <i>fighters are
- descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes,</i>
- 328
- 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,386
- <i>the most elite warriors
- of the Aztec empire,</i>
- 329
- 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:07,426
- <i>masters of the Mística, the art of
- unraveling the mysteries of destiny.</i>
- 330
- 00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:10,995
- <i>Generations of guardians
- have waged wars in the shadows,</i>
- 331
- 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:14,632
- <i>keeping us safe from evil
- since time immemorial.</i>
- 332
- 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:18,102
- <i>But today's</i> luchadors
- <i>have no such battles.</i>
- 333
- 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,971
- <i>Yet they stay in shape
- with intense training,</i>
- 334
- 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,375
- <i>donning tights and fighting each other
- in spectacular choreographed shows</i>
- 335
- 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:28,114
- <i>to pay the rent and stave off
- existential boredom.</i>
- 336
- 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,502
- Stop being difficult.
- 337
- 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:54,541
- <i>Mama.</i>
- 338
- 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:06,153
- We'll find him either way.
- So, where is he?
- 339
- 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:18,698
- Holy Mary, Mother of God,
- please protect my precious boy.
- 340
- 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,435
- I assure you,
- we'll find him.
- 341
- 00:28:33,715 --> 00:28:38,016
- This is your last chance.
- Where is he?
- 342
- 00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,952
- I only have one request.
- 343
- 00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:44,958
- Please don't shoot me
- in the head.
- 344
- 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,030
- Hmm.
- 345
- 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:59,674
- <i>She knew what she was doing.
- The bitch was playin' us.</i>
- 346
- 00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:02,674
- <i>Ah.</i>
- 347
- 00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:05,213
- <i>The kid's long gone by now.</i>
- 348
- 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,294
- My last quarter.
- 349
- 00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:23,665
- This shit better not go to
- voicemail, or we fucked, man.
- 350
- 00:29:36,778 --> 00:29:39,313
- Not now!
- 351
- 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,183
- My ass is gonna explode.
- 352
- 00:29:44,152 --> 00:29:45,551
- - What?
- - <i>Hey, Willy. Is that you?</i>
- 353
- 00:29:45,553 --> 00:29:48,221
- Oh, hey, my dude.
- How's life on the run?
- 354
- 00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,790
- <i>You need to find us another spot, man.
- We can't hide out here.</i>
- 355
- 00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:53,092
- We shouldn't be talking
- about this on my home line.
- 356
- 00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:55,328
- The phones are probably tapped!
- It's called surveillance, dumb-ass!
- 357
- 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:58,397
- <i>I know, I know, but this place is way too
- hood, man. Like, I'm cool, but Vinz is...</i>
- 358
- 00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,233
- Oh, my apologies!
- 359
- 00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:02,268
- Caesar's freakin' Palace was all full up!
- 360
- 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:04,338
- <i>But, hey, why don't I just call
- my buddy at the Ritz for ya?</i>
- 361
- 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,573
- What's with the beeping?
- Stop pushin' buttons, dude.
- 362
- 00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:09,509
- <i>I wonder if I can Google "hotels that
- cater specifically to cop-killers."</i>
- 363
- 00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:11,377
- Yeah, we fucked up,
- and we totally owe you one.
- 364
- 00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,280
- But can you just hook us up one last time?
- Like, a plan "B"?
- 365
- 00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:16,583
- <i>Or like a relative we could
- stay with or somethin'?</i>
- 366
- 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,452
- What am I,
- your travel agent?
- 367
- 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,419
- That's all I got, guys!
- 368
- 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:22,588
- And you two better not come back
- here, because the CIA!
- 369
- 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:25,358
- And also, I'm dealing with an
- emergency situation right now.
- 370
- 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,659
- <i>Willy, we're not
- playin' around, man.</i>
- 371
- 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,462
- <i>We're in some real deep shit
- right now.</i>
- 372
- 00:30:28,464 --> 00:30:30,831
- He hung up on me.
- 373
- 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,702
- Oh, I see how it is.
- Fine, guys. Be that way.
- 374
- 00:30:42,578 --> 00:30:44,678
- I don't think
- we should stay here, Lino.
- 375
- 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,880
- Look how much we stand out.
- I'm half-naked.
- 376
- 00:30:46,882 --> 00:30:49,382
- Sorry. I know you
- liked that shirt.
- 377
- 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,384
- But we couldn't risk them
- seeing you in green.
- 378
- 00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:54,421
- - Yeah, I know.
- - Hey, but look on the bright side.
- 379
- 00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:57,858
- The cops ain't gonna find us, 'cause
- they won't set foot in this part of town.
- 380
- 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,726
- Even they're not
- that crazy.
- 381
- 00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:02,228
- That makes me feel so
- much better about our situation.
- 382
- 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:05,732
- We just gotta keep our
- heads down, don't disrespect nobody.
- 383
- 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:10,537
- Just keep walking
- and hope you don't die.
- 384
- 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:13,241
- Same ground rules
- as back home, right?
- 385
- 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,153
- Yo. What's good, Cuz?
- 386
- 00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:30,157
- This ain't no place for no
- little motherfuckers like you.
- 387
- 00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:33,627
- "Give thy thoughts no tongue,
- nor any unproportioned thought his act."
- 388
- 00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:36,396
- - That's Shakespeare.
- - Yeah, that's right.
- 389
- 00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,333
- Oh, see, this guy Willy
- is our friend, and, uh...
- 390
- 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:43,805
- Well, it's kinda complicated, but...
- I mean, we come from Dark Meat City,
- 391
- 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,708
- and me and my boy Vinz here we needed a
- little break, you know like a vacation.
- 392
- 00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,310
- So Willy hooked us up with a
- place to chill for a bit...
- 393
- 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,912
- Fuck!
- 394
- 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,221
- Yo, come on!
- 395
- 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:03,192
- Come on, Vinz!
- We gotta move!
- 396
- 00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:27,749
- Well, it's a shithole,
- but at least we got a place to lay low.
- 397
- 00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,484
- That's what matters.
- 398
- 00:32:29,486 --> 00:32:32,220
- Just a place to chill
- 'till shit blows over.
- 399
- 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,561
- What? Why are the crows
- even aggressive?
- 400
- 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,369
- It's weird
- without my roaches.
- 401
- 00:32:48,371 --> 00:32:51,940
- I read that lost cats can travel, like,
- hundreds of miles to find their owner.
- 402
- 00:32:51,942 --> 00:32:54,411
- I wish my roaches
- could do that.
- 403
- 00:33:02,752 --> 00:33:07,656
- If we're lucky, maybe we'll get
- shot before we starve, so there's that.
- 404
- 00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,758
- I was thinking just maybe
- we can go to the cops.
- 405
- 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,429
- - Tell them what happened, they'll let us go.
- - Shit, you're right, bruh!
- 406
- 00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:16,699
- Too bad you didn't say nothin' to
- the cops that was in our apartment
- 407
- 00:33:16,701 --> 00:33:18,801
- tryin' to kill us yesterday.
- 408
- 00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:21,839
- Oh, snap!
- There's a box with a prize?
- 409
- 00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:27,677
- Man, we even got power?
- 410
- 00:33:29,046 --> 00:33:30,746
- <i>...are very dangerous.</i>
- 411
- 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,815
- <i>These two criminals are wanted
- for first-degree murder,</i>
- 412
- 00:33:32,817 --> 00:33:35,583
- <i>violence against the police,
- resisting arrest,</i>
- 413
- 00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,485
- <i>and conspiring against
- the United States government.</i>
- 414
- 00:33:37,487 --> 00:33:38,920
- What? Is that us?
- 415
- 00:33:38,922 --> 00:33:41,457
- <i>If you encounter
- these individuals,</i>
- 416
- 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:44,493
- <i>please do not approach or engage
- them in any way, for your safety.</i>
- 417
- 00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:47,029
- Jesus, what the fuck
- is goin' on, man?
- 418
- 00:33:47,031 --> 00:33:49,497
- Still feelin' the whole
- "turn yourself in" idea?
- 419
- 00:33:49,499 --> 00:33:52,468
- Wait, wait. Shh, listen.
- Turn it up!
- 420
- 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:54,705
- <i>...at 666-33...</i>
- 421
- 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,542
- Ah, no, no, no, no, no!
- 422
- 00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:04,346
- Yesterday, I was just a normal
- fuckin dude mindin' my business,
- 423
- 00:34:04,348 --> 00:34:06,584
- and today
- I'm a goddamn terrorist?
- 424
- 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,486
- Well, if you look
- at the bright side,
- 425
- 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,823
- at least we don't have to worry about
- someone calling the police on us here.
- 426
- 00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:46,958
- - Huh?
- - Hmm?
- 427
- 00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:04,674
- No fucking around
- this time.
- 428
- 00:35:04,676 --> 00:35:07,677
- You three, with me.
- The rest of you, watch the front.
- 429
- 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,814
- Check out the suits!
- Y'all bitches lost or somethin'?
- 430
- 00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:16,086
- Hey, big boy. Put your dog on
- his leash or I'll put him down.
- 431
- 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,323
- You want us
- to handle him, boss?
- 432
- 00:35:21,392 --> 00:35:23,392
- Who you gon' put down now?
- 433
- 00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,762
- Damn! Looks like you
- need a new suit, bitch!
- 434
- 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:31,801
- - Ah, shit, they shot Peaches.
- - Shit.
- 435
- 00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:33,102
- Hey!
- Everyone, over here!
- 436
- 00:35:33,104 --> 00:35:34,539
- Huh?
- 437
- 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,445
- The sooner we take them out,
- the sooner we get the kids.
- 438
- 00:35:42,447 --> 00:35:45,548
- Stop sleeping, man.
- Something's goin' on out there!
- 439
- 00:35:45,550 --> 00:35:46,785
- Come on!
- 440
- 00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:49,652
- I want those two found now!
- 441
- 00:35:49,654 --> 00:35:53,092
- Vinz, damn, they found us!
- 442
- 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,532
- Let's go, dude!
- Come on. Move!
- 443
- 00:36:02,534 --> 00:36:04,534
- They're making a run for it
- through the back door!
- 444
- 00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,039
- What are you waiting for?
- Get to your cars.
- 445
- 00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:14,779
- "All the world's a stage, and all the
- men and women merely players." Action.
- 446
- 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,122
- "Tis now the very witching time
- of night,
- 447
- 00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:29,860
- when churchyards yawn and hell itself
- breathes out contagion to this world."
- 448
- 00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:32,062
- Suck this! Suck this!
- 449
- 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,598
- Get those bitches!
- 450
- 00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:37,067
- You ain't gettin' away,
- motherfuckers.
- 451
- 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,105
- Eat this. Eat this!
- 452
- 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:44,944
- "Now could I drink hot blood and
- do such bitter business as..."
- 453
- 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:49,980
- What the fuck?
- This bootleg motherfucker.
- 454
- 00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:53,751
- "To be or not to be?
- That's the question."
- 455
- 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,022
- I can quote
- Shakespeare too, bitch.
- 456
- 00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,127
- They got Shakespeare.
- 457
- 00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:07,833
- Drive.
- 458
- 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:32,556
- Y'all fuckin' suits shoulda stayed
- where you was from.
- 459
- 00:37:32,558 --> 00:37:33,991
- This Palm Hill.
- 460
- 00:37:33,993 --> 00:37:35,260
- Hey, you heard me, homey?
- 461
- 00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,102
- Ugh.
- 462
- 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,235
- Uh-uh.
- 463
- 00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,073
- Oh, shit.
- What the fuck was that?
- 464
- 00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:49,108
- What in the actual fuck
- is that?
- 465
- 00:37:49,942 --> 00:37:52,077
- Yo! Yo, what is that, man?
- 466
- 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:53,714
- - Get back!
- - I don't know.
- 467
- 00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:57,683
- Get that shit. Get that.
- 468
- 00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,085
- What the fuck?
- 469
- 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:01,687
- Huh?
- 470
- 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,091
- It's... It's that shadow.
- 471
- 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,096
- What the fuck
- is that thing, Lino?
- 472
- 00:38:22,976 --> 00:38:24,044
- Huh?
- 473
- 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,813
- Wait, Lino.
- Stop, stop, stop.
- 474
- 00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:30,184
- This one has keys.
- 475
- 00:38:36,823 --> 00:38:39,593
- Lino, we're not fucking sellin' ice
- cream, bro. Just go!
- 476
- 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:45,597
- Lino, pop the clutch and go forward. What
- are you doing? Just drive. Drive the car.
- 477
- 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:48,035
- Well, I'm sorry! I ain't never
- driven no ice cream truck before!
- 478
- 00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:56,308
- Shit!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 479
- 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,185
- There you are, fuckers!
- 480
- 00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:08,588
- They found us!
- We gotta fucking go.
- 481
- 00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:17,899
- Fuck.
- 482
- 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:30,943
- <i>What the fuck is going on?</i>
- 483
- 00:39:30,945 --> 00:39:34,180
- <i>Where are those horrible
- tentacled creatures from?</i>
- 484
- 00:39:34,182 --> 00:39:37,684
- <i>The movies have
- never been this insane!</i>
- 485
- 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:42,590
- <i>And how does Vinz stay alive
- with his head on fire?</i>
- 486
- 00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:45,760
- <i>Wait, did I just say that?</i>
- 487
- 00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:58,973
- - Try hitting 'em.
- - Just shut up and drive!
- 488
- 00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:06,413
- Vinz! You gotta
- try and slow 'em down.
- 489
- 00:40:06,415 --> 00:40:07,880
- How?
- 490
- 00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:10,017
- I dunno, do somethin'.
- Anything.
- 491
- 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:13,054
- Get me a good angle.
- 492
- 00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:21,829
- Wipe that shit off!
- 493
- 00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:25,933
- Huh?
- 494
- 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,971
- Huh?
- 495
- 00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:41,150
- Oh, shit!
- 496
- 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,856
- I'll kill these bastards
- myself.
- 497
- 00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:07,741
- Shit.
- 498
- 00:41:07,743 --> 00:41:09,509
- How we doin'?
- We lost 'em yet?
- 499
- 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:11,812
- No, no.
- They're still on us!
- 500
- 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:27,963
- Here.
- Take this, see if it's loaded.
- 501
- 00:41:29,031 --> 00:41:31,033
- Shoot that at
- them, not in here!
- 502
- 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:34,000
- What'd you say?
- 503
- 00:41:34,002 --> 00:41:37,039
- Do it out there,
- not in here!
- 504
- 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:56,091
- What the...?
- 505
- 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:08,102
- Aah!
- 506
- 00:42:08,104 --> 00:42:09,537
- Uh, Lino?
- 507
- 00:42:09,539 --> 00:42:12,040
- Looks like the cops
- have joined the party.
- 508
- 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,915
- Lino, red light! Red light!
- 509
- 00:42:19,848 --> 00:42:21,351
- Grab on to somethin'!
- 510
- 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,811
- I'll fuckin' kill you!
- 511
- 00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,451
- Shit, shit!
- 512
- 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,156
- See that?
- I told you we'd lose 'em.
- 513
- 00:43:01,624 --> 00:43:05,427
- Uh, about that, Lino.
- They're still here.
- 514
- 00:43:05,429 --> 00:43:09,232
- No fucking way!
- Man, get off my dick!
- 515
- 00:43:25,281 --> 00:43:28,583
- Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your
- ass down and buckle the fuck up!
- 516
- 00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:29,819
- Why?
- 517
- 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,527
- Wh-What are you doing?
- 518
- 00:43:38,161 --> 00:43:41,265
- - What I'm doin' is fuckin' handlin' it!
- - No, no, no, no!
- 519
- 00:44:14,431 --> 00:44:16,601
- Alive.
- We're alive.
- 520
- 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,402
- They couldn't have
- gotten very far.
- 521
- 00:44:52,404 --> 00:44:54,136
- I want you to set up
- a perimeter.
- 522
- 00:44:54,138 --> 00:44:56,539
- Start where they were
- spotted last.
- 523
- 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:59,510
- Get every man on the job
- and tighten the net.
- 524
- 00:45:00,310 --> 00:45:02,112
- The kid is special.
- 525
- 00:45:06,084 --> 00:45:09,385
- If he actually can tell
- Machos from humans,
- 526
- 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,423
- then we're in
- a world of shit.
- 527
- 00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:18,060
- I promised your mom
- I'd find you, kid.
- 528
- 00:45:18,062 --> 00:45:20,432
- And I'm a man of my word.
- 529
- 00:45:22,065 --> 00:45:24,232
- <i>In other news,
- the neighborhood of Palm Hill</i>
- 530
- 00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,636
- <i>became a veritable war-zone
- this afternoon.</i>
- 531
- 00:45:26,638 --> 00:45:31,007
- <i>What incited the violence
- is as of yet unknown.</i>
- 532
- 00:45:31,009 --> 00:45:33,543
- <i>Long-time rival gangs,
- The Grapz and The Limz,</i>
- 533
- 00:45:33,545 --> 00:45:37,281
- <i>have joined forces against the police
- units called in to manage the...</i>
- 534
- 00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:42,086
- <i>And the violence
- only appears to be...</i>
- 535
- 00:45:43,087 --> 00:45:45,056
- <i>...to nearby neighborhoods.</i>
- 536
- 00:45:47,091 --> 00:45:49,692
- <i>Thank you, Sarah.
- Have there been any reported casualties?</i>
- 537
- 00:45:49,694 --> 00:45:52,629
- <i>Sources suggest
- at least ten killed,</i>
- 538
- 00:45:52,631 --> 00:45:54,698
- <i>and over 50
- seriously injured.</i>
- 539
- 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:58,768
- <i>Residents are advised to stay
- indoors until further notice.</i>
- 540
- 00:45:58,770 --> 00:46:00,636
- <i>Please stay safe
- out there, Sarah.</i>
- 541
- 00:46:00,638 --> 00:46:02,338
- <i>We'll keep bringing you
- the latest updates</i>
- 542
- 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:04,341
- <i>as we get more information
- about the devastating riots</i>
- 543
- 00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:07,510
- <i>playing out on
- the Southside of DMC.</i>
- 544
- 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:11,047
- <i>And in a shocking new development taking
- place on the other side of town...</i>
- 545
- 00:46:11,049 --> 00:46:15,319
- <i>Our phone lines have apparently
- been flooded with eyewitness reports</i>
- 546
- 00:46:15,321 --> 00:46:19,523
- <i>that a huge colony of insects
- has been seen leaving the city</i>
- 547
- 00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,057
- <i>and heading in the direction
- of the desert.</i>
- 548
- 00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:23,125
- Holy shit,
- you were right!
- 549
- 00:46:23,127 --> 00:46:24,828
- <i>We don't yet understand
- the cause of this mass migration,</i>
- 550
- 00:46:24,830 --> 00:46:26,362
- <i>but in this
- journalist's opinion,</i>
- 551
- 00:46:26,364 --> 00:46:28,699
- <i>if even the cockroaches
- are fleeing DMC,</i>
- 552
- 00:46:28,701 --> 00:46:31,069
- <i>what hope remains
- for the rest of us?</i>
- 553
- 00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,715
- Man, I really hope Pipo remembers
- that huge tip I left him.
- 554
- 00:46:44,717 --> 00:46:47,718
- I don't know about
- this one, Lino.
- 555
- 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,321
- How long has it been
- since we ate somethin'?
- 556
- 00:46:53,225 --> 00:46:55,094
- Is Pipo even here right now?
- 557
- 00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,365
- I am hungry.
- 558
- 00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:09,441
- It's her.
- 559
- 00:47:15,849 --> 00:47:19,118
- - Lino, no, no. Don't go in.
- - Trust me on this.
- 560
- 00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:30,527
- So that's how
- we got mixed up in all this.
- 561
- 00:47:30,529 --> 00:47:32,262
- I-I know it sounds crazy,
- but...
- 562
- 00:47:32,264 --> 00:47:33,530
- I believe you.
- 563
- 00:47:33,532 --> 00:47:35,732
- I mean, seriously,
- and no offense,
- 564
- 00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:39,839
- but you two don't really look like
- intimidating criminal masterminds.
- 565
- 00:47:42,509 --> 00:47:45,309
- Seriously, there's no way
- you two can run forever.
- 566
- 00:47:45,311 --> 00:47:48,478
- I bet there are tons of ways
- to prove you're innocent.
- 567
- 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,585
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons
- of ways they can frame us too.
- 568
- 00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,690
- Here. You guys look like
- you need this more than I do.
- 569
- 00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:03,597
- Am I the only one that's creeped
- out by the fact that Pipo's not back?
- 570
- 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,568
- Get off me!
- 571
- 00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,605
- Like moths
- drawn to the flame.
- 572
- 00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,346
- You did well, Luna.
- For once.
- 573
- 00:48:22,348 --> 00:48:26,452
- See, boys? Follow your brain
- instead of your dick.
- 574
- 00:48:50,644 --> 00:48:52,443
- Hmm.
- 575
- 00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:55,546
- I remember
- the first time I saw them.
- 576
- 00:48:55,548 --> 00:48:57,682
- I was scared too.
- 577
- 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:01,586
- Until I realized they're not
- the freaks of nature...
- 578
- 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,654
- We are.
- 579
- 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,709
- <i>Mama.</i>
- 580
- 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:26,713
- <i>Papa.</i>
- 581
- 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:56,508
- <i>Nice to finally make
- your acquaintance, Angelino.</i>
- 582
- 00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:59,878
- Angelino.
- Angelino. Angelino. Angelino.
- 583
- 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,280
- Who are you?
- 584
- 00:50:02,282 --> 00:50:04,450
- What do you want from us?
- 585
- 00:50:04,452 --> 00:50:07,621
- And where's Vinz?
- 586
- 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,789
- <i>Inquisitive young man.</i>
- 587
- 00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:13,992
- <i>The real question is:
- Who are you?</i>
- 588
- 00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:18,330
- You, Angelino, are a being
- unlike any other in this world.
- 589
- 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:23,736
- <i>But I imagine you've always
- known that, deep down.</i>
- 590
- 00:50:23,738 --> 00:50:26,004
- <i>But where are my manners?</i>
- 591
- 00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:30,309
- <i>You may call me Mr. K.</i>
- 592
- 00:50:30,311 --> 00:50:32,979
- <i>I am of a race
- known as the Machos,</i>
- 593
- 00:50:32,981 --> 00:50:36,482
- <i>spawned from the dark matter
- of the universe.</i>
- 594
- 00:50:36,484 --> 00:50:40,453
- <i>You've felt that delicious surge of
- rage and bloodlust course through you,</i>
- 595
- 00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:43,390
- <i>that uncontrollable desire
- for destruction.</i>
- 596
- 00:50:44,391 --> 00:50:47,392
- I know what you're thinking,
- little one.
- 597
- 00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:49,628
- Your father was
- just as stubborn.
- 598
- 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,465
- You see, he was one of us.
- 599
- 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,768
- He had so much potential.
- 600
- 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:58,604
- That is, until the day he fell in love
- and broke our most fundamental law:
- 601
- 00:50:58,606 --> 00:51:00,839
- Never breed with a human.
- 602
- 00:51:00,841 --> 00:51:06,412
- Macho blood flows
- through you, Angelino.
- 603
- 00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:10,016
- Your father did you a disservice
- entrusting you to the humans.
- 604
- 00:51:10,018 --> 00:51:13,019
- <i>You've never been one of them,
- and you know it.</i>
- 605
- 00:51:13,021 --> 00:51:15,488
- <i>You belong to the master race.</i>
- 606
- 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:17,991
- <i>Yet you live
- a wretched existence,</i>
- 607
- 00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:21,427
- <i>in a wretched city,
- surrounded by wretched people,</i>
- 608
- 00:51:21,429 --> 00:51:23,997
- <i>who despise you
- for being different.</i>
- 609
- 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:27,433
- <i>Your so-called friends are
- only companions in this misery,</i>
- 610
- 00:51:27,435 --> 00:51:30,537
- <i>failures keeping you from
- reaching your true potential.</i>
- 611
- 00:51:30,539 --> 00:51:33,840
- <i>But now it's time to
- spread your wings and fly.</i>
- 612
- 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,543
- Come be with your own kind,
- Angelino.
- 613
- 00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:39,914
- <i>Upon returning to your cell,
- you will kill your friend.</i>
- 614
- 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,582
- <i>Extinguish the pathetic
- existence you've been living</i>
- 615
- 00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:44,551
- <i>since the day your
- wretched mother birthed you</i>
- 616
- 00:51:44,553 --> 00:51:46,822
- so your life can finally start.
- 617
- 00:51:50,158 --> 00:51:54,997
- <i>Kill him
- and take your rightful place.</i>
- 618
- 00:51:56,932 --> 00:51:58,932
- Abandon your humanity
- 619
- 00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:02,602
- and become who you were
- always meant to be.
- 620
- 00:52:02,604 --> 00:52:04,404
- <i>Trust me, my dear boy.</i>
- 621
- 00:52:04,406 --> 00:52:07,041
- <i>We are offering you
- a true family.</i>
- 622
- 00:52:07,043 --> 00:52:08,978
- Huh? Kill Vinz?
- 623
- 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,949
- He's almost ready.
- You may now send in Luna.
- 624
- 00:52:14,951 --> 00:52:16,519
- Kill Vinz?
- 625
- 00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,822
- I have to...
- 626
- 00:52:36,038 --> 00:52:37,939
- - Huh?
- - Angelino.
- 627
- 00:52:40,509 --> 00:52:43,813
- You must be so confused right
- now, and I'm so, so sorry.
- 628
- 00:52:45,114 --> 00:52:49,849
- Embrace your true nature.
- I've been where you are too.
- 629
- 00:52:49,851 --> 00:52:52,120
- You need to accept
- who you really are.
- 630
- 00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:56,425
- Please, Angelino.
- This is your destiny.
- 631
- 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:07,170
- You and I could do
- great things together.
- 632
- 00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:10,704
- I-I must kill Vinz.
- 633
- 00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:15,210
- <i>No point fighting it.</i>
- 634
- 00:53:15,212 --> 00:53:17,813
- <i>The battle has been won.</i>
- 635
- 00:53:18,681 --> 00:53:21,649
- <i>DMC was just phase one.</i>
- 636
- 00:53:21,651 --> 00:53:24,885
- <i>We've already begun infiltrating
- the economic and financial strata</i>
- 637
- 00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:26,955
- <i>of every city in the nation.</i>
- 638
- 00:53:26,957 --> 00:53:29,690
- <i>We are in your police force,
- on Wall Street,</i>
- 639
- 00:53:29,692 --> 00:53:31,226
- <i>in your White House.</i>
- 640
- 00:53:31,228 --> 00:53:34,695
- <i>Our presence in Congress
- allowed us to push through laws</i>
- 641
- 00:53:34,697 --> 00:53:38,098
- <i>which let us spread our agenda
- unhindered throughout the globe.</i>
- 642
- 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,602
- <i>Cruelty, greed,
- corruption, hate.</i>
- 643
- 00:53:41,604 --> 00:53:44,105
- <i>The earth is our playground.</i>
- 644
- 00:53:44,107 --> 00:53:48,676
- <i>We Machos sustain ourselves off
- the bounty of negative energy</i>
- 645
- 00:53:48,678 --> 00:53:52,113
- <i>that seeps like magma
- from mankind's every pore.</i>
- 646
- 00:53:52,115 --> 00:53:55,684
- <i>And, believe me,
- when it comes to negative energy,</i>
- 647
- 00:53:55,686 --> 00:53:59,156
- <i>this planet's resources
- are truly inexhaustible.</i>
- 648
- 00:54:09,266 --> 00:54:11,232
- <i>Stay here, Angelino.</i>
- 649
- 00:54:11,234 --> 00:54:14,202
- <i>Mommy will be right back
- for you.</i>
- 650
- 00:54:14,204 --> 00:54:15,239
- Lino?
- 651
- 00:54:17,808 --> 00:54:21,044
- <i>I just wanna be...
- a somebody.</i>
- 652
- 00:54:24,147 --> 00:54:26,482
- <i>Mommy's here, sweetie.</i>
- 653
- 00:54:27,318 --> 00:54:30,187
- <i>Mommy will always
- be here for you.</i>
- 654
- 00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:40,931
- Must kill Vinz.
- 655
- 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:45,800
- It's all right.
- He's just in shock.
- 656
- 00:54:45,802 --> 00:54:50,138
- Release him. Take him to the cell
- where his skeleton friend is waiting.
- 657
- 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:51,841
- Let him make
- his own choice.
- 658
- 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:54,176
- For the first time
- in his miserable existence,
- 659
- 00:54:54,178 --> 00:54:57,114
- young Angelino will be the
- master of his own fate.
- 660
- 00:54:58,615 --> 00:55:02,618
- And if his pathetic friend
- is still alive in the morning,
- 661
- 00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,554
- kill them both.
- 662
- 00:55:05,622 --> 00:55:07,622
- But, sir,
- with all due respect,
- 663
- 00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,858
- why even give him a chance?
- 664
- 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:14,264
- The kid is a threat. If he's really that
- powerful, why not just eliminate him now?
- 665
- 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,707
- And that,
- my dear Mr. Macchabee,
- 666
- 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:28,711
- is the key difference
- between our two species.
- 667
- 00:55:28,713 --> 00:55:33,715
- While you humans don't think twice
- about massacring your fellow man,
- 668
- 00:55:33,717 --> 00:55:37,153
- Machos consider our brothers
- and sisters lives to be sacred,
- 669
- 00:55:37,155 --> 00:55:38,988
- for we share a common ideal.
- 670
- 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:41,926
- But I don't expect a human
- to grasp such a concept.
- 671
- 00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:45,063
- - You're dismissed.
- - Yes, sir.
- 672
- 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,968
- Ensure that you do not question
- my authority again, Mr. Macchabee.
- 673
- 00:55:52,136 --> 00:55:55,405
- <i>Father,
- you always told me</i>
- 674
- 00:55:55,407 --> 00:55:58,209
- <i>there was no way I could
- survive outside the base,</i>
- 675
- 00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,010
- that I was the only hybrid,
- 676
- 00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:04,081
- and humans would never
- accept me.
- 677
- 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,317
- - <i>So how was he able to live...?</i>
- - And look at his life!
- 678
- 00:56:07,319 --> 00:56:09,952
- Is that the kind of miserable
- existence you want?
- 679
- 00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:11,387
- <i>I don't have time
- for this, Luna.</i>
- 680
- 00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,422
- <i>There are more
- important matters to attend to.</i>
- 681
- 00:56:13,424 --> 00:56:16,861
- Make yourself useful elsewhere.
- I will not hear another word of it!
- 682
- 00:56:31,742 --> 00:56:36,212
- Are we seriously relying on a
- swarm of cockroaches for directions?
- 683
- 00:56:36,214 --> 00:56:40,252
- We should turn around.
- This whole thing is fucking nuts.
- 684
- 00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:00,903
- Lino! Dude, I didn't know where
- they took you. I was freakin' out!
- 685
- 00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,374
- I thought probably they killed
- you or something, but...
- 686
- 00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,844
- I'm really
- glad you're here.
- 687
- 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,913
- Whoa. Shit, man.
- You all right?
- 688
- 00:57:09,915 --> 00:57:12,315
- We're leaving.
- We must part from here.
- 689
- 00:57:12,317 --> 00:57:15,353
- Why are you talking about, man?
- Haven't you seen where we are?
- 690
- 00:57:15,355 --> 00:57:18,021
- We're in, like, a bunker with
- guards and cameras and shit.
- 691
- 00:57:18,023 --> 00:57:21,260
- It makes Guantanamo
- look like a Girl Scout retreat.
- 692
- 00:57:23,328 --> 00:57:26,329
- Whoever put us here
- doesn't want us to ever get out.
- 693
- 00:57:26,331 --> 00:57:28,332
- They ran all kinds of tests
- on me, Lino.
- 694
- 00:57:28,334 --> 00:57:30,934
- Tests! Electrodes everywhere!
- 695
- 00:57:30,936 --> 00:57:35,305
- I mean, my head, my body.
- They put it on my junk, man. My junk!
- 696
- 00:57:35,307 --> 00:57:36,473
- Shit's on you, bro.
- 697
- 00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:38,509
- We finally lost
- those assholes...
- 698
- 00:57:38,511 --> 00:57:41,245
- and you had to go trust
- some bitch at Pipo's you barely knew!
- 699
- 00:57:41,247 --> 00:57:43,481
- I told you somethin'
- wasn't right about her.
- 700
- 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:46,351
- You had to think with your dick.
- I hope it was fuckin' worth it.
- 701
- 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:56,826
- Well, congratulations!
- Look where your little crush got us.
- 702
- 00:57:56,828 --> 00:57:59,262
- For real, you need
- to shut the fuck up, Vinz.
- 703
- 00:57:59,264 --> 00:58:02,902
- Man, I don't feel good.
- I-I-It's happening.
- 704
- 00:58:03,836 --> 00:58:05,169
- Uh, Lino?
- 705
- 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,505
- I can't control it.
- 706
- 00:58:07,507 --> 00:58:08,941
- Stay back!
- 707
- 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,809
- Lino, you're starting
- to freak me out, man!
- 708
- 00:58:12,811 --> 00:58:16,482
- I said,
- get the fuck away from me!
- 709
- 00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:24,821
- Lino, you're hurting me.
- Cut it out!
- 710
- 00:58:24,823 --> 00:58:26,824
- There is no Lino!
- Lino is gone!
- 711
- 00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:30,228
- - Lino...
- - I am not what you think I am.
- 712
- 00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:32,964
- That pathetic being you
- called Lino was an illusion
- 713
- 00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:36,868
- whose only purpose
- has been to hold me back!
- 714
- 00:58:38,237 --> 00:58:41,239
- Wretched creature.
- Now do you see who I am?
- 715
- 00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:44,043
- You're my... friend.
- 716
- 00:58:45,411 --> 00:58:47,280
- Friend?
- 717
- 00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,886
- Looks like that
- old bald dude was right.
- 718
- 00:58:55,888 --> 00:58:58,256
- I really am
- just a fucking monster.
- 719
- 00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:02,262
- Holy shit, man!
- What'd those assholes do to you in there?
- 720
- 00:59:03,062 --> 00:59:05,131
- I'm so sorry, Vinz.
- 721
- 00:59:05,999 --> 00:59:08,432
- I don't understand.
- 722
- 00:59:08,434 --> 00:59:11,402
- There's this... There's this
- thing inside of me that's just...
- 723
- 00:59:11,404 --> 00:59:13,337
- Quiet down in there!
- 724
- 00:59:13,339 --> 00:59:16,909
- Or I'll put my boot up your ass,
- I swear to God.
- 725
- 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,282
- You fuckin' scumbags.
- 726
- 00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:27,421
- <i>That's it! No dinner
- for you shits toni...</i>
- 727
- 00:59:45,938 --> 00:59:48,808
- Good. Very good.
- 728
- 00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:54,046
- <i>Sir, we have a security breach
- reported at checkpoint 4C.</i>
- 729
- 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,550
- A security breach?
- How's that possible?
- 730
- 01:00:11,898 --> 01:00:14,933
- Okay, boys. You survey the
- perimeter, I'll check the lab.
- 731
- 01:00:14,935 --> 01:00:17,670
- These science nerds and old
- farts won't give me any trouble.
- 732
- 01:00:17,672 --> 01:00:19,404
- Yeah, try not to fall asleep,
- tough guy!
- 733
- 01:00:21,675 --> 01:00:23,943
- Fucking Doug.
- He's not even funny.
- 734
- 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:36,223
- We make our escape
- now or never!
- 735
- 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:42,630
- You ignorant sheep.
- 736
- 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,967
- You can stay on the ceiling
- if you like.
- 737
- 01:01:20,402 --> 01:01:21,634
- Vinz?
- 738
- 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,603
- You're getting
- real close to me, dude.
- 739
- 01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:25,239
- Vinz?
- 740
- 01:01:25,607 --> 01:01:27,643
- Huh? Huh?
- 741
- 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,514
- Yo, I think
- I'm losing it, man.
- 742
- 01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:35,650
- Vinz?
- 743
- 01:01:44,592 --> 01:01:46,628
- Who the fuck
- are they shooting at?
- 744
- 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,383
- Hey, I think we...
- You okay?
- 745
- 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:16,124
- Stay with us, bro.
- Lino, hold on. Hold on!
- 746
- 01:02:20,596 --> 01:02:22,363
- <i>¡Vámonos!! Todos!</i>
- 747
- 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,233
- Shit! We're lost.
- 748
- 01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:27,536
- There's an exit here.
- 749
- 01:02:29,638 --> 01:02:34,307
- - Stay with me, Lino.
- - Please don't fall asleep.
- 750
- 01:02:34,309 --> 01:02:35,611
- Hold on, Lino.
- 751
- 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,563
- Daddy?
- Daddy, is that you?
- 752
- 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:59,566
- Your mother didn't
- abandon you, Son.
- 753
- 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:02,068
- She hid you from them.
- 754
- 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,307
- Sacrificed her life
- to save yours.
- 755
- 01:03:06,642 --> 01:03:09,678
- Your mother loved you
- with all her heart.
- 756
- 01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:19,486
- I did everything in my power to protect
- the two of you, to keep you safe.
- 757
- 01:03:19,488 --> 01:03:21,421
- But they were
- too strong for me.
- 758
- 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,823
- Daddy.
- 759
- 01:03:22,825 --> 01:03:26,060
- Become who you truly are,
- my son.
- 760
- 01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:29,797
- <i>The Machos
- are malevolent beings,</i>
- 761
- 01:03:29,799 --> 01:03:33,467
- <i>nasty creatures who made a pact
- with power-hungry humans.</i>
- 762
- 01:03:33,469 --> 01:03:36,670
- <i>But they never truly trusted them.
- Not enough to breed with anyway.</i>
- 763
- 01:03:36,672 --> 01:03:39,340
- <i>So they created
- their own hybrids in a lab.</i>
- 764
- 01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:41,509
- <i>Hybrids that feel
- neither fear nor pain,</i>
- 765
- 01:03:41,511 --> 01:03:43,377
- <i>and aren't burdened
- by conscience.</i>
- 766
- 01:03:43,379 --> 01:03:45,646
- <i>The perfect fusion
- of the two species.</i>
- 767
- 01:03:45,648 --> 01:03:47,381
- <i>But this little fella's
- different.</i>
- 768
- 01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:50,318
- <i>He's the organic, flawed fruit
- of a forbidden love.</i>
- 769
- 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,522
- <i>As you can see, offspring from such
- a union inherit traits at random.</i>
- 770
- 01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:56,323
- <i>Their potential is limitless.</i>
- 771
- 01:03:56,325 --> 01:03:58,760
- <i>Yeah, yeah, Doc.
- So how do we kill these Machos?</i>
- 772
- 01:03:58,762 --> 01:04:02,330
- <i>Like all creatures from the
- pits of Hell, they abhor the cold.</i>
- 773
- 01:04:02,332 --> 01:04:04,399
- <i>It's no coincidence
- that for decades,</i>
- 774
- 01:04:04,401 --> 01:04:06,801
- <i>politicians have been
- working surreptitiously</i>
- 775
- 01:04:06,803 --> 01:04:09,504
- <i>to bring about an era
- of global warming.</i>
- 776
- 01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:13,775
- <i>Emitting greenhouse gases, massive
- deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels.</i>
- 777
- 01:04:13,777 --> 01:04:15,543
- <i>You get the idea.</i>
- 778
- 01:04:15,545 --> 01:04:17,545
- <i>It takes time,
- this terraforming.</i>
- 779
- 01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:19,514
- <i>By pushing us
- towards extinction,</i>
- 780
- 01:04:19,516 --> 01:04:21,883
- <i>they've tipped earth's balance
- to their favor.</i>
- 781
- 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:24,284
- <i>And why wouldn't they?</i>
- 782
- 01:04:24,286 --> 01:04:26,889
- <i>When their years of well-laid plans
- could be irrevocably compromised</i>
- 783
- 01:04:26,891 --> 01:04:29,392
- <i>by some pesky winter snowstorm.</i>
- 784
- 01:04:57,187 --> 01:04:58,519
- Lino!
- 785
- 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,923
- Yo, Sleeping Beauty!
- 786
- 01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:04,526
- You've been knocked out
- for, like, three days, man.
- 787
- 01:05:04,528 --> 01:05:06,929
- I wasn't goin' to slip you
- the tongue or anything.
- 788
- 01:05:06,931 --> 01:05:08,799
- I don't do that.
- I'm a gentleman.
- 789
- 01:05:11,301 --> 01:05:13,336
- Vinz, where the hell are we?
- 790
- 01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:19,775
- - Time for a smoke break.
- - Whatever. Just don't do that shit too close to me.
- 791
- 01:05:19,777 --> 01:05:21,442
- I don't want anything
- to blow up.
- 792
- 01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:23,645
- Always "smoke break" this,
- "pee break" that.
- 793
- 01:05:23,647 --> 01:05:27,449
- I need you gentlemen to hunker down
- and focus. We have a world to save!
- 794
- 01:05:27,451 --> 01:05:29,318
- There's no way we're
- gonna finish this in time.
- 795
- 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,888
- My word, you lot are worse
- than a bunch of whiny teenagers.
- 796
- 01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,725
- Stick to the plan,
- and no more godforsaken breaks.
- 797
- 01:05:36,593 --> 01:05:38,427
- <i>♪ Buh-da-buh-da-buh</i>
- 798
- 01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:40,931
- <i>♪ My name is Feliz
- And I have gas ♪</i>
- 799
- 01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:47,470
- Uh, you in here,
- skeleton man?
- 800
- 01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:50,675
- Hey, the kids went AWOL!
- 801
- 01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,944
- We didn't belong there, man.
- Look at us!
- 802
- 01:05:55,946 --> 01:05:59,416
- We can't even save ourselves.
- How we gonna save the world?
- 803
- 01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,370
- <i>When you come to my
- show, you're goin' to a war.</i>
- 804
- 01:06:55,372 --> 01:06:58,542
- <i>And I'm all for violence,
- chaos...</i>
- 805
- 01:07:00,845 --> 01:07:03,847
- Anyone who wants to
- disappear goes to Mexico, right?
- 806
- 01:07:03,849 --> 01:07:07,650
- I don't know. It just doesn't
- feel right, skipping town like this.
- 807
- 01:07:07,652 --> 01:07:10,854
- I mean, what are we even gonna do down
- there? We got no marketable skills.
- 808
- 01:07:10,856 --> 01:07:14,091
- W-We'll figure it out, man.
- Somehow.
- 809
- 01:07:14,093 --> 01:07:17,694
- Whatever. I'm just glad
- Willy won't be there.
- 810
- 01:07:17,696 --> 01:07:19,863
- Oh, shit,
- I forgot about Willy.
- 811
- 01:07:19,865 --> 01:07:22,098
- Poor little dude
- probably thinks we dead.
- 812
- 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:24,803
- I mean, we were kinda
- his only family, right?
- 813
- 01:07:26,404 --> 01:07:29,539
- I still got a dollar left.
- 814
- 01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:31,943
- The phone's right there
- if you wanna hit him up.
- 815
- 01:07:39,384 --> 01:07:44,121
- Ah, that must be them. You go off-script,
- I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
- 816
- 01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:45,991
- Hey, it's ringin'.
- 817
- 01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,125
- Uh, g-greetings.
- 818
- 01:07:49,127 --> 01:07:51,128
- Yo, dude. It's us.
- What's good, man?
- 819
- 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:54,131
- Funny you should ask.
- I'm kinda in a situation right now.
- 820
- 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:57,700
- Hey! I thought I told you not to pull
- anything funny, you little piece of shit.
- 821
- 01:07:57,702 --> 01:08:00,338
- Hello? Hello?
- Willy? Willy?
- 822
- 01:08:02,407 --> 01:08:04,108
- What's up with this
- piece of shit phone?
- 823
- 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,508
- <i>Uh, hello?</i>
- 824
- 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,011
- Oh, good. I hear you now.
- 825
- 01:08:07,013 --> 01:08:09,612
- Me and Vinz got some real shit
- to fill you in on, bro.
- 826
- 01:08:09,614 --> 01:08:12,549
- <i>What a coincidence.
- So do I!</i>
- 827
- 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:15,686
- <i>"Capital Info.
- Back home now.</i>
- 828
- 01:08:15,688 --> 01:08:17,888
- <i>Life or death question?"</i>
- 829
- 01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:19,389
- <i>Did I say it right?</i>
- 830
- 01:08:19,391 --> 01:08:21,158
- What the fuck
- are you talkin' about, dude?
- 831
- 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,826
- Hey, is someone there?
- 832
- 01:08:22,828 --> 01:08:25,129
- Just come back!
- It's a super big emergency.
- 833
- 01:08:25,131 --> 01:08:26,997
- I can't talk about it!
- 834
- 01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:29,900
- <i>What? Willy, man,
- I can't understand you, dude.</i>
- 835
- 01:08:29,902 --> 01:08:31,836
- <i>Hey, are you on somethin', bro?</i>
- 836
- 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,038
- For real,
- you're not making any sense.
- 837
- 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,774
- Like, "capital info"?
- What?
- 838
- 01:08:36,675 --> 01:08:38,744
- I don't know what to say.
- 839
- 01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:41,178
- Uh-uh.
- 840
- 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:43,714
- I can't tell you over the phone.
- Just get your asses here now!
- 841
- 01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:47,117
- What? Hello? Willy?
- 842
- 01:08:47,119 --> 01:08:50,088
- What's up?
- What'd he say?
- 843
- 01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:52,656
- He said he needs to tell us
- some important shit.
- 844
- 01:08:52,658 --> 01:08:54,525
- Then that motherfucker
- hung up on me.
- 845
- 01:08:54,527 --> 01:08:56,694
- Was actin' real weird
- the whole time, man.
- 846
- 01:08:56,696 --> 01:08:58,662
- So? He's always weird.
- 847
- 01:08:58,664 --> 01:09:02,800
- I don't know, man. Somethin' sounded off.
- I think we gotta go back.
- 848
- 01:09:02,802 --> 01:09:05,036
- Back to DMC?
- Are you' crazy, man?
- 849
- 01:09:05,038 --> 01:09:06,637
- Yeah, you're right.
- It's too risky.
- 850
- 01:09:06,639 --> 01:09:08,639
- Damn straight,
- it's too risky.
- 851
- 01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:11,677
- Willy's a survivor.
- He don't need us.
- 852
- 01:09:14,647 --> 01:09:18,616
- But if he's really in danger, we can't
- just leave our boy hangin' like that.
- 853
- 01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,718
- Fuck Willy!
- 854
- 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,653
- How long we gonna keep letting
- this douchebag fuck our lives up?
- 855
- 01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:24,688
- He's your boy, Lino,
- not mine!
- 856
- 01:09:24,690 --> 01:09:26,557
- It's not my job
- to handle his shit!
- 857
- 01:09:26,559 --> 01:09:28,760
- What we have to fucking do
- is get outta of here,
- 858
- 01:09:28,762 --> 01:09:32,997
- away from the DMC, away from the tentacle
- mafia, and from motherfucking Willy.
- 859
- 01:09:32,999 --> 01:09:36,669
- He's nothin' but
- fucking trouble, man! Ugh!
- 860
- 01:09:38,238 --> 01:09:40,908
- Don't just look at me. Let's go save him.
- 861
- 01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:47,446
- Hang tight, Willy.
- 862
- 01:09:59,659 --> 01:10:03,862
- <i>As DMC police try to quell
- the violent riots plaguing the city,</i>
- 863
- 01:10:03,864 --> 01:10:07,065
- <i>President Gore Tex made an official
- statement, declaring the riots...</i>
- 864
- 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:09,468
- - Hey, hey, check these two out!
- - Huh?
- 865
- 01:10:11,271 --> 01:10:13,071
- Sit tight, Cat Boy.
- 866
- 01:10:13,073 --> 01:10:17,642
- This better be your friends
- or you'll be in a world of hurt.
- 867
- 01:10:17,644 --> 01:10:20,578
- Your performance
- on the phone was shit.
- 868
- 01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:22,781
- Let's hope they bought it.
- 869
- 01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:28,187
- If not, I might get creative and shove
- some fireworks up that furry ass of yours.
- 870
- 01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,889
- Cause, hey,
- I'm feelin' festive!
- 871
- 01:10:30,891 --> 01:10:34,793
- Little secret: even as a kid,
- I loved torturing animals.
- 872
- 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:37,230
- So part of me hopes
- your friends don't show up.
- 873
- 01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:50,142
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here.
- 874
- 01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:53,012
- It's hotter than Satan's anus
- in this piece-of-shit trailer.
- 875
- 01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:56,148
- Don't you have a fan in here?
- Jesus Christ!
- 876
- 01:10:58,151 --> 01:11:00,151
- It can't be.
- 877
- 01:11:00,153 --> 01:11:02,221
- No fucking way.
- They actually came back.
- 878
- 01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:05,193
- Those fuckwits are unbelievable.
- 879
- 01:11:06,995 --> 01:11:09,794
- Oh, this is
- too perfect.
- 880
- 01:11:09,796 --> 01:11:12,163
- Your boyfriends
- are here to rescue you.
- 881
- 01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:14,802
- Hold it.
- Now say "cheese".
- 882
- 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,806
- Come on.
- Outta the way, asshole!
- 883
- 01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:22,774
- Don't move.
- 884
- 01:11:22,776 --> 01:11:25,145
- No, no, no.
- Stay right there.
- 885
- 01:11:26,781 --> 01:11:29,749
- Hey, you little <i>puto,</i>
- I'm watching you!
- 886
- 01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,786
- There you are.
- 887
- 01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:35,189
- Son of a bitch.
- 888
- 01:11:37,057 --> 01:11:40,159
- Come on.
- Show me your eyes.
- 889
- 01:11:40,161 --> 01:11:42,228
- Ah.
- 890
- 01:11:42,230 --> 01:11:43,664
- Good night.
- 891
- 01:11:44,165 --> 01:11:45,133
- No!
- 892
- 01:11:46,234 --> 01:11:47,866
- Did you see that?
- 893
- 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,037
- Let's get this motherfucker, man!
- Get him!
- 894
- 01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:53,239
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- 895
- 01:11:53,241 --> 01:11:54,876
- Where'd that come from?
- 896
- 01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,612
- No.
- 897
- 01:11:58,379 --> 01:11:59,747
- <i>¡Puta madre!</i>
- 898
- 01:12:03,851 --> 01:12:06,152
- Shit! Those shots
- came from Willy's!
- 899
- 01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,225
- Oh, man.
- 900
- 01:12:20,835 --> 01:12:21,969
- Yaa!
- 901
- 01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:26,275
- Willy!
- 902
- 01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,337
- <i>What you're witnessing is
- a Channel 7 "World's Ahead" exclusive.</i>
- 903
- 01:12:57,339 --> 01:13:00,139
- <i>A shoot-out has just erupted
- in this Southland neighborhood</i>
- 904
- 01:13:00,141 --> 01:13:04,044
- <i>which had, until now, escaped
- involvement in the surrounding riots.</i>
- 905
- 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,712
- <i>Wait, hold on.</i>
- 906
- 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:08,014
- <i>I can see a man climbing
- onto the roof of a trailer.</i>
- 907
- 01:13:08,016 --> 01:13:10,016
- <i>Is it another terrorist? No.</i>
- 908
- 01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:13,018
- <i>Uh, he looks like
- a lone wolf gunman!</i>
- 909
- 01:13:13,020 --> 01:13:16,123
- Oh, you want a fuckin' war?
- Then you'll get one!
- 910
- 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,926
- Say hello
- to my little friend!
- 911
- 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,427
- Man, we gotta save Willy.
- 912
- 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:23,029
- Huh? Are you crazy?
- That's suicide!
- 913
- 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:26,766
- But if I don't try,
- I won't be able to live with myself.
- 914
- 01:13:26,768 --> 01:13:28,238
- Know what I'm sayin'?
- 915
- 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,073
- I may be a loser,
- but I'm not a fuckin' coward!
- 916
- 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,407
- Lino, wait!
- 917
- 01:13:34,409 --> 01:13:36,044
- Fuckin' Willy.
- 918
- 01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:43,652
- Get the fuck outta here,
- <i>pendejo!</i>
- 919
- 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,453
- Wrong way!
- 920
- 01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,725
- Run, you little punk!
- 921
- 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:56,064
- I got him!
- 922
- 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,676
- What took you
- douchebags so long?
- 923
- 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:24,492
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen, we
- are now witnessing an extraordinary sight.</i>
- 924
- 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,427
- <i>An unidentified
- flying object...</i>
- 925
- 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,064
- Huh?
- 926
- 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,001
- <i>Trajectory indicates that
- it originated from the desert,</i>
- 927
- 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,536
- <i>east of DMC.</i>
- 928
- 01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,037
- <i>We still don't know
- what it is or why...</i>
- 929
- 01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:38,473
- Ahh.
- 930
- 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,109
- Vaya con Dios.
- 931
- 01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,846
- It's out of our hands now.
- 932
- 01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:56,224
- <i>The UFO just exploded!</i>
- 933
- 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:58,261
- <i>This must be the work
- of terrorists...</i>
- 934
- 01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:07,835
- - Hey!
- - Huh?
- 935
- 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,037
- W-What's goin' on?
- 936
- 01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,141
- - Come on!
- - Huh?
- 937
- 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:23,517
- Lino?
- 938
- 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,221
- Lino!
- 939
- 01:15:40,004 --> 01:15:41,138
- Huh?
- 940
- 01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:51,415
- Uh, Doc.
- This wasn't part of the plan.
- 941
- 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:57,020
- Wait for the temperature
- to drop. You'll see.
- 942
- 01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:08,030
- Lino!
- Holy shit, you're all right.
- 943
- 01:16:08,032 --> 01:16:09,864
- What the hell was that
- in the sky?
- 944
- 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,866
- You think it was
- the <i>Luchador</i> rocket?
- 945
- 01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:14,038
- I don't know.
- Why is it so cold?
- 946
- 01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:17,433
- Yo, it's snowing
- in the DMC!
- 947
- 01:17:17,435 --> 01:17:19,000
- That's sick!
- 948
- 01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:20,305
- Shit, Lino!
- 949
- 01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:23,639
- I-I can't...
- I can't move!
- 950
- 01:17:23,641 --> 01:17:25,443
- I'm freezing up inside!
- 951
- 01:17:26,712 --> 01:17:28,446
- I'm scared, Vinz.
- 952
- 01:17:31,249 --> 01:17:35,286
- Whoa! Lino, you're
- turning into a popsicle.
- 953
- 01:17:37,255 --> 01:17:41,023
- Hey, you're not allowed
- to die on us, okay?
- 954
- 01:17:41,025 --> 01:17:43,393
- I think I see the light
- at the end of the tunnel.
- 955
- 01:17:43,395 --> 01:17:45,261
- It's in front of me.
- 956
- 01:17:45,263 --> 01:17:48,398
- Then make a fucking U-turn!
- Don't go into the light!
- 957
- 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,467
- Huh?
- 958
- 01:17:50,469 --> 01:17:53,405
- You got a lot of nerve showing your
- face around here after what you did.
- 959
- 01:17:57,008 --> 01:18:01,044
- Man, leave us the fuck alone! You've been
- nothing but trouble since we met you!
- 960
- 01:18:11,156 --> 01:18:13,459
- Lino, please don't
- fall for this shit again.
- 961
- 01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:21,634
- Oh, shit, Lino.
- 962
- 01:18:22,735 --> 01:18:25,602
- My heart.
- It's warming up.
- 963
- 01:18:25,604 --> 01:18:27,771
- You did the same for me.
- 964
- 01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:30,643
- Thank you for showing me
- there's another way, Angelino.
- 965
- 01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:34,043
- I believed no one
- would accept me,
- 966
- 01:18:34,045 --> 01:18:36,679
- that they'd hate me,
- so I hated them first.
- 967
- 01:18:36,681 --> 01:18:40,617
- But feeding on hatred
- leaves such a bitter taste.
- 968
- 01:18:40,619 --> 01:18:44,657
- I'm quickly learning I much prefer
- the sweetness of a stolen kiss.
- 969
- 01:18:45,524 --> 01:18:47,091
- Guys.
- 970
- 01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:05,309
- Why are you so desperate
- to be like them?
- 971
- 01:19:05,311 --> 01:19:07,311
- Hey, you fucking <i>pendejo!</i>
- 972
- 01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,693
- They made me lose
- my train of thought.
- 973
- 01:19:22,695 --> 01:19:24,597
- Where were we?
- 974
- 01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:37,208
- Mmm.
- 975
- 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:39,279
- This has never
- happened to me.
- 976
- 01:19:40,145 --> 01:19:41,515
- Get the fuck away from her!
- 977
- 01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:13,745
- Fight, Angelino!
- Do somethin'!
- 978
- 01:20:13,747 --> 01:20:15,680
- Free your inner
- tentacle monster, dude!
- 979
- 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:18,718
- - You have to!
- - I'd rather die.
- 980
- 01:20:23,222 --> 01:20:26,059
- Well, you're about to, Lino.
- Get up! Transform!
- 981
- 01:20:37,437 --> 01:20:39,472
- Oh, shit, he's gonna kill him!
- 982
- 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,310
- <i>Abandon your humanity</i>
- 983
- 01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:48,846
- <i>and become who you were
- always meant to be.</i>
- 984
- 01:20:58,858 --> 01:21:02,496
- <i>Become who you
- truly are, my son.</i>
- 985
- 01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:12,105
- No beast.
- Today it's gonna be you and me.
- 986
- 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,211
- What are you doing, man?
- You got tentacles! Use them!
- 987
- 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:24,818
- Hell no. I'm never letting that
- monster control me ever again.
- 988
- 01:21:25,786 --> 01:21:27,419
- Sort that shit out
- in therapy, man.
- 989
- 01:21:27,421 --> 01:21:29,757
- You need to Hulk out
- or you're dead!
- 990
- 01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,661
- I'm-a bust a cap
- in your ass, dude.
- 991
- 01:21:34,929 --> 01:21:37,164
- You're not gonna know
- what hit you.
- 992
- 01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:01,723
- Uh, it looks like you guys got this!
- See you back at Pipo's!
- 993
- 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:11,563
- Such power at your disposal,
- and you did nothing with it.
- 994
- 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,478
- Because
- you're a goddamn coward.
- 995
- 01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:28,917
- And that's why you ended up
- on the wrong side of a gun.
- 996
- 01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:35,587
- "Thus bad begins...
- 997
- 01:22:35,589 --> 01:22:37,857
- ...and worse remains behind."
- 998
- 01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:40,962
- <i>Hamlet,</i> Act 3, Scene 4.
- 999
- 01:22:47,368 --> 01:22:49,871
- Eye for an eye,
- motherfucker.
- 1000
- 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:08,655
- "He who lives by the sword,
- dies by the sword!"
- 1001
- 01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:16,498
- Luna?
- 1002
- 01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:32,647
- Luna?
- 1003
- 01:23:49,699 --> 01:23:53,301
- My heart.
- It's getting cold again.
- 1004
- 01:24:10,052 --> 01:24:13,322
- So, Doc,
- you think we got rid of 'em?
- 1005
- 01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:16,291
- I mean, for good?
- 1006
- 01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:22,362
- No one will ever know
- it was us who saved 'em.
- 1007
- 01:24:22,364 --> 01:24:24,399
- And we must keep it that way.
- 1008
- 01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,805
- <i>It's been over two
- months since it all went down.</i>
- 1009
- 01:24:30,807 --> 01:24:33,107
- <i>The snow is finally
- starting to melt.</i>
- 1010
- 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:36,110
- <i>The city is slowly getting
- its old groove back.</i>
- 1011
- 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:41,615
- <i>The news stopped talking about the
- UFO, the snow, all of it.</i>
- 1012
- 01:24:41,617 --> 01:24:43,551
- <i>They said
- it was eco-terrorism,</i>
- 1013
- 01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:46,754
- <i>that a satellite crashed
- in the stratosphere.</i>
- 1014
- 01:24:46,756 --> 01:24:48,757
- <i>And now, nothing.</i>
- 1015
- 01:24:49,559 --> 01:24:52,093
- <i>None of it happened.</i>
- 1016
- 01:24:52,095 --> 01:24:54,762
- <i>Life picked up
- exactly where it left off.</i>
- 1017
- 01:24:54,764 --> 01:24:56,630
- <i>Well, almost.</i>
- 1018
- 01:24:56,632 --> 01:24:59,066
- <i>When your old president
- freezes to death,</i>
- 1019
- 01:24:59,068 --> 01:25:01,402
- <i>you elect a new one.</i>
- 1020
- 01:25:01,404 --> 01:25:03,704
- <i>I don't know if they're actually
- gonna be able to change anything</i>
- 1021
- 01:25:03,706 --> 01:25:06,440
- <i>in this fucked-up country,
- but I think there's reason to hope.</i>
- 1022
- 01:25:06,442 --> 01:25:10,444
- <i>Still haven't heard from Willy,
- except on the music channels.</i>
- 1023
- 01:25:10,446 --> 01:25:12,881
- <i>He's goin' through
- a mystical phase.</i>
- 1024
- 01:25:12,883 --> 01:25:15,549
- <i>Just dropped his first single.
- It's all right.</i>
- 1025
- 01:25:15,551 --> 01:25:17,152
- <i>♪ Yeah, yeah
- It's ya boy Willy ♪</i>
- 1026
- 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,986
- <i>♪ Trippin'
- In his ill shades ♪</i>
- 1027
- 01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:20,621
- <i>♪ Livin' here
- In outer space ♪</i>
- 1028
- 01:25:20,623 --> 01:25:22,423
- <i>♪ Got no oxygen mask</i>
- 1029
- 01:25:22,425 --> 01:25:23,791
- <i>♪ But don't matter
- Don't need to ask ♪</i>
- 1030
- 01:25:23,793 --> 01:25:25,694
- <i>♪ 'Cuz I'm your oxygen</i>
- 1031
- 01:25:25,696 --> 01:25:27,696
- <i>♪ Yeah, I'm the one
- Multiplying the oxygen ♪</i>
- 1032
- 01:25:27,698 --> 01:25:29,563
- <i>His karma's
- probably fucked,</i>
- 1033
- 01:25:29,565 --> 01:25:32,499
- <i>but as long as he's
- "multiplying the oxygen,"</i>
- 1034
- 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:34,902
- <i>then he's good, I guess.</i>
- 1035
- 01:25:34,904 --> 01:25:37,772
- <i>Sooner or later he'll
- come crawling back to us.</i>
- 1036
- 01:25:37,774 --> 01:25:41,076
- <i>You'll see. Nobody can stand
- Willy for more than a month.</i>
- 1037
- 01:25:41,078 --> 01:25:44,745
- <i>Me and Vinz?
- Our asses are back at Rios Rosas.</i>
- 1038
- 01:25:44,747 --> 01:25:48,984
- <i>It's nasty as ever,
- but, hey, it's home.</i>
- 1039
- 01:25:48,986 --> 01:25:52,888
- <i>Plus, we found a new TV,
- so everything's cool.</i>
- 1040
- 01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:55,824
- <i>As they face off in a
- traditional two-on-two match-up.</i>
- 1041
- 01:25:55,826 --> 01:25:58,628
- <i>Oh, kick to the plexus!
- And a Hammer Smash!</i>
- 1042
- 01:25:59,962 --> 01:26:02,097
- <i>Oh, I almost forgot.</i>
- 1043
- 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:05,636
- <i>My roaches are back too.</i>
- <i>But without any</i> Luchadores.
- 1044
- 01:26:16,247 --> 01:26:19,648
- <i>He falls on his back!
- What's Tiger doing?</i>
- 1045
- 01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:22,183
- <i>This does not look good!</i>
- 1046
- 01:26:22,185 --> 01:26:25,121
- <i>Vinz finally
- got hired someplace.</i>
- 1047
- 01:26:25,123 --> 01:26:26,788
- <i>You ready for this?</i>
- 1048
- 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,726
- <i>At Pipo's,
- where you and me first met.</i>
- 1049
- 01:26:31,194 --> 01:26:32,894
- Yo, I'm home.
- 1050
- 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,596
- - What's good, man?
- - Eh, you know.
- 1051
- 01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:38,833
- Just writing love letters
- to a girl with no address.
- 1052
- 01:26:38,835 --> 01:26:42,206
- Yeah. She wasn't at Pipo's
- today either, man. Sorry.
- 1053
- 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:47,175
- Well, maybe tomorrow.
- 1054
- 01:26:47,177 --> 01:26:49,511
- Maybe.
- 1055
- 01:26:49,513 --> 01:26:52,781
- <i>I still think
- about you all the damn time.</i>
- 1056
- 01:26:52,783 --> 01:26:55,953
- <i>Where you are,
- what you're doing.</i>
- 1057
- 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:59,823
- <i>And you?
- You ever think about me?</i>
- 1058
- 01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:02,226
- <i>From time to time?</i>
- 1059
- 01:27:12,169 --> 01:27:16,839
- <i>This has been Angelino,
- coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC,</i>
- 1060
- 01:27:16,841 --> 01:27:19,976
- <i>New California,
- in the United States of America,</i>
- 1061
- 01:27:19,978 --> 01:27:23,513
- <i>on the planet Earth,
- which is located in...</i>
- 1062
- 01:27:24,081 --> 01:27:25,815
- <i>You know what?</i>
- 1063
- 01:27:25,817 --> 01:27:29,018
- <i>I got no fuckin' idea
- what's out there after that.</i>
- 1064
- 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:31,655
- <i>Thanks, Luna.</i>
- 1065
- 01:27:33,024 --> 01:27:34,258
- <i>For everything.</i>
- 1066
- 01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:19,168
- <i>Oh, okay.</i>
- 1067
- 01:28:21,307 --> 01:28:23,039
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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