DOKI’S VERSUS KATAWA’S PT1.5

Feeling hopeful she pressses the Enter Key.
A green light emanates from inside her closet door.
Monika gets up from her seat and opens the the door where the light came from.
A short blue haired girl with green eyes dressed in a sailor school girl uniform emerges. She has a sleepy expression on her face. She looks up at the brown haired stranger adorned with a white bow.
“Ah I see my device works, you must be Konata, pleased to meet you My name is Monika, and I have summoned you here.
You will be our stragiest I will help you of course because I’m president of the literature club and I need your help to defeat a rival gang”
Konata begins to perk up she puts her thumb to her chin and inhales.
“So what universe am I in? What do I get if our side wins? More importantly, you got any food I’m been asleep a really long time and need a good breakfast.” Konata says intrigued at her situation.
“Oh sure you will be rewarded with ownership of your very own cosplay cafe and you will get breakfast of course!”
Monika warmly replied.
“But, stand here for a bit, I have to summon one more person.”
Monika sits back down. Konata stands still.
She’s gets back to her lap top.
Konata ponders who it could be.
A few key strokes and clicks and another green light appears.
Konata opens the door and a black haired green eyed girl partially steps out.
“Uh... umm... may...be I got the w-wrong h-Ouse...”
Monika grabs the girl by the hand and leads fully out of the closet.
“Hi, You don’t know me but, I know you, Tomoko...And  I know about your anxiety and I have a fix for it.
My name is Monika and you have been selected to be our Sniper. I say some clips from your universe and figured you’d be a good fit. Us green eyed girls are like sisters right?”
Konata nods in agreement while Monika reaches into her school uniform pocket.
I got these for free earlier, You’ll need these.
Monika hands Tomoko a large bottle of pills.
It’s anti-anxiety pills. Tomoko silently notices and doesn’t say a word. She pops three of them and shallows loudly.
“Now let me introduce you to the rest of the club”
Monika leads the girls out to meet the other Doki’s
Konata moves up to Sayori and Natsuki and introduces herself.
“Oh wow you seem like a great club memeber, My name is Sayori and I’ll be doing the cooking and... well... Some other things ehehe.”
Konata’s Smile is interrupted by the growling of her stomach.
“Yeah well, My name is Natsuki, I have some left over cupcakes that I don’t want going to waste, You better not waste them or anything!”
Natsuki says with a tsundere sneer.
Konata is taken aback, but, Sayori takes both of them by the hand to the kitchen to fix up breakfast.
Tomoko sits near Yuri who is reading a book.
Yuri puts her bookmark in the center of her book and sets it down. Looking indirectly a Tomoko.
Tomoko begins to stress sweat.
“H-have you got a fever? I think I might have some quinine left over”
Yuri says softly.
Tomoko can only shake her head no.
Yuri smiles and begins to understand her problem.
“Oh wow, good to see my recruits are getting along but, we are still quite underhanded against that blind girl and who knows how many friends”
Monika says loudly gaining the attention of all the girls.
Knock KNOCK
“Oh Yuri, get the door would you? I have to fetch a few gifts for our new friends.”
Yuri gets up and opens the door.
“Ay yo, we down for sum gang warfare shit yo”
“Yeah fuck dem cripples. No homo”
“Eyyyy I’m gonna slice me some silly Lily homes.
“Anon 21 here, at your service ladies I gots me a double barrel sawn off and bayonet with me”
The four males say.
Yuri looks them over. They are wearing trench coats with trillbies
“I’m anon 7,” says the first anon.
He opens his trench coat to reveal his weapons.
M1911 holstered at his side, a tire iron in his left hand.
“Anon25, a crude pump action shotgun. And for melee a Kukri”
He states matter of factly
“Call me Anon 8 I come with an SKS and a long machete. I wish to be your guard”
He says proudly.
“Oh wow, perfect timing, I heard of you Anons... from somewhere.”
Monika says stratching her head with a Howa 1500 in her hand to show she can’t quite remember where.
She sets the sniper rifle down in front of Tomoko.
And rushes up to give each of them a hug and a handshake.
Then setting a map down at the table where Konata is eating.
Tomoko slowly picks up the rifle while the gang chatters amongst them.
Monika approaches behind her.
“My hard drive just fried but, I salvaged something... Just for you.”
Tomoko lets out a squeal and feels something pressed into the back of her neck.
“Ahaha~ No need to thank me”
Kuroki blacks out.
She awakens to Yuri petting her head.


Mutou, Hanako, Emi and a rival anon get in Mutou’s car. Hanako at the drivers side back. Rival anon sitting opposite of her and Emi riding shotgun.
They go for a drive, “Ugh, why didn’t I just evacuate, well there are science elements to gang warfare so I guess it will be a good final lesson to you bunch... We’ll scout the area but, I doubt, we’ll find anything maybe then we can escape the city or something. Mutou says with a dull tone.
“Bullshit bitch nigga” the student council put me in charge and under the advisement of my good buddy Rin, we have to scout the area for enemies” Emi blurts out with her trade mark grin.
“Oh um... Rival Anon. May I ask why you decided to join us?”
Hanako asks while glancing at him.
“Well I want that meme bitch to keep doki-ing until her heart runs out of blood to pump” He says bluntly.
Hanako nods in understanding of his simplicity.
“That’s the spirt anon, we gotta take as much turf as we can to secure our safety or well ya know... eliminate them because if we don’t...”
A gunshot rang out.
Then another.
“Aw shit, looks like we got company” Mutou shouts.
A beat up Toyota driving in the opposite direction pulls up.
Emi swiftly loads her uzi.
Rival Anon pulls out his already loaded MP5
Hanako readies her 9mm
The car speeds up and so does the other. “FUCK OFF MEME BITCH” Rival Anon shouts at them.
Natsuki with a tech 9 bracingly sticking half her body out of the window fires wildly at the Katawa crew without aiming.
Konata with a .22 Ruger short barrel takes aim and fires.
Sayori wielding two CZ 75’s firing relentlessly at into the glass.
Hanako ducks, as the glass shatters around her. She glances at the shooters,
She see’s the driver and notices her purple hair and he panicked expression. Their eyes locked, for what felt like an eternity wrapped in a slit second. Time slows down as she tries to recall the face. Mutou stops the car.
He’s bleeding profusely.
Rival anon sits dead in his seat.
“You okay?” Emi says to Hanako.
“Yeah you?” Replies Hanako.
“Gah, those bitches are something else.” Mutou says in pain.
The girls render aide to the wounded teacher.
Mutou reminds them of the secondary mission which was to scavenge supplies.
He crawls out of the car and stumbles to the ground expiring.
Cleaning off as much as she can Hanako gets in the driver seat with a silently tormented expression her scarred face.

“Wooo hoo!” Konata cries out loudly and gives the V sign with her fingers.
“Did you get their tires?” Sayori asks to no one in particular.
“Yup, never knew I had such a talent with guns, if I had known that I would capped my papa ages ago!” Natsuki exclaimed triumphantly.
Yuri is silent.
Yuri wonders who was the girl in the backseat but, then perishes the thought from her mind.
They shot off the side mirror, They dinged much of the doors, Fender and bumper but, shot no one yet, Yuri felt wounded.
“Th-they’ll want revenge”
Yuri stammered, not quite composing herself.
Konata puts a hand on Yuri’s shoulder.
“I know they will but, we got to appreciate every victory we can get and isn’t cool that even in a different universe the principles of Sun Tzu still apply? When they out number us we must do the unexpected. We did that by taking the offensive. We totally had them off guard. But, we won’t catch the hello kitty napping twice now will we?”
Natsuki agrees whole heartedly.
“Wait till Monika hears about this she’ll be very proud of us” Sayori says gleaming with joy.
Yuri pulls over and reminds them to loot as celebration and  out of necessity.
Sayori gets out and opens the trunk to reveal a set of instruments fitting for an abandoned city.

Emi and Hanako return to their school with grocery bags in hand and a craving for revenge in their hearts.