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  27.  
  28. & Associates present
  29.  
  30.  
  31. *******************************************************************************
  32. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASSE
  33. *******************************************************************************
  34. The groundbreaking wotaku collective, Anthony Hologram & Associates are today announcing their triumphant return to idol related hijinks, thievery and shitposting.
  35.  
  36. This return comes after months increasingly bad and uninformed postings on 4chan regarding the idol. Anthony Hologram & Associates are determined to end the age of picture dumping and return the /alt/ threads to their previously glorious, original content era.
  37.  
  38. This initiative will begin with a series of posts, highlighting the greatest hits of the golden age of /alt/ threads. After this initial rollout, the collective will proceed to produce new and exciting content that will definitely entertain the enlightened idol fan. A recent example of new and fresh content was the juggalo invasion performed at Cy8er's halloween party bus event in Shibuya, Tokyo. This represents the intensity and multi-dimensionality of the innovations Anthony Hologram & Associates aim to bring to the /alt/ thread sphere
  39.  
  40. "I am very proud to announce our return and with our latest investments, we are surely able to once again raise the quality of posting found on the /alt/ threads", says Anthony Hologram, founder & chief shitposter of Anthony Hologram & Associates.
  41.  
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  43.  
  44. About Anthony Hologram & Associates
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  46.  
  47. Anthony Hologram & Associates is a non-profit organization aiming for better
  48. understanding of the alternative idol. Previous projects have included
  49. successful missions to Discords of lesser fans, translations of articles
  50. and even a scandal that caused the expulsion of two shit-tier idols.
  51.  
  52. We here at Anthony Hologram & Associates feel that the alt idol is
  53. only for those who get it and we are here to improve the lifes of those
  54. who "get it".
  55.  
  56. Anthony Hologram & Associates is based in Vancouver, Canada
  57. and was founded in 2016.
  58.  
  59. For inquiries, please email: plan9fromanonymous@gmail.com
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