star trek thoughts

***star trek the next generation season 3 episode 1: "an angry man and his egg"

i didn't know "to go where no man has come before" came from star trek. neat.
picard's name is jean-luc. or jean-luke. probably not that sounds weird
enable reflector shield. negative, captain.
the costumes make me uncomfortable. please wear clothing that is less skin-tight.
they did a good job at making the nasty man nasty. now shoot this doctor out of the airlock with his egg
haha universal translator
if the nanites are gonna play baseball with this doctor then i'm never gonna watch a star trek again
riker has had like 3 lines in this whole episode. isn't he the protagonist? mr star trek??
nanite-data shoot this man. no picard it's not both sides at fault. it's just this guy at fault, actually
guynen. gainen? what's the name



***star trek the next generation season 2 episode 9: "another rude scientist"

is this the same mom that flirted with picard in the other episode i watched?
huh, data's an android.
why is he going to disassemble data. don't disassemble data. data is a good boy.
ah yes the "scientist man is asshole and cares only of he research" plotline once more
another problem that could be solved by shooting a single person out of the airlock
the FLAVOR OF THE MOMENT that's the good shit
data the constructivist vs blue jumpsuit man the positivist
ah yes blue suit man, data is just a philosophical zombie.
consider every ship in starfleet with an asshole scientist on board. utilizing his extraordinary arrogance, acting as our ass and mouth in dangerous situations.
hahaa yes data recycle that paper. i love you data--no why did you bully him into ripping it graysuit
geordie (geordy?) is the name of the visor man.
hell yeah riker refuse that shit. what why this is bullshit. captain?? come on???
none of riker's arguments make sense. could picard say something else than objection
like what is this. humans make humans all the time. you can knock out a person. and none of this really matters like what
after guynen (gainen?) talked to picard the conflict now makes more sense. can't shoot slavery out of the airlock
ooooooh dataaaaaa
the costumes still make me uncomfortable. please wear clothing that is less skin-tight.
good speech picard
captain please don't liken saints and philosophers
good episode


***star trek season 3 episode 21: "what the heck is this opening oh ok"

it's kind of weird to rp with characters of people you know, but you know what i ain't judging
greysuit please don't backseat his explanation
oh no don't please why no don't have a simulationfuck about your coworker
oh no specifically don't do it in a forest fantasy rp
what happened to he glass?
picard...come on man......at least apologize
cool hat guynen. gainen? who is she anyways. works in the cafeteria?
hey does no one knock in here??? please don't walk into a man's fucksim
or fencing simulation. neat
"no one knows i'm good at roleplaying"-barkley in a party
let the supremely uncomfortable man work in peace
he did it! he walked out of the uncomfortable situation! just like da share zone instructed
riker you SUCK at roleplaying i bet you argue the rules against the dm
actually riker you just suck
👏let👏barkley👏game👏
is he gonna swordfight something to fix the engine???
i run when i'm late to the bus, but these folks walk briskly when the engine's gonna blow in 5 minutes
why did the antigrav thing break tho
oh no did they tell him to stop the rp. they did oh no. ahhh i bet program 9's the fuck program
good episode


***star trek season 4 episode 21: "something about drums"

klingons sippin' on that honorglorywarrior juice
worf is his name. what's with the sequin sash
oh no he used the doctor's sonic screwdriver to send the data
ahh a conservative klingon
someone's probably written harry potter isekai fic into the star trek universe where harry is a "transfer officer"
oh it's not sequin it's like uhhh enlarged metal wristwatch band
oh this is greysuit's mom and she is not the same person who flirted with picard in the other one
??? is this man magical how does he know that was a lie
uncanny instincts. ok
i think yellow jumpsuits might stand for "engineering", just like in space station 13
data i could swear your eyes used to be yellower
can't tell if this duo is incompetent or the real spies/saboteurs
oh he's a space racist that's what's going on here. or maybe star trek lore says romulon bad
i don't understand drumhead trial either worf
why's everyone except picard so fucking upset about the kid's grandparent
oh she's bought into the space america exceptionalism. i understand this episode completely.
out the airlock, i say
why the fuck does the starfleet need to know the species of anyone's parents anyways
you know what's a security risk? having these asshats on board. this is what happens when you don't space people on a hair trigger
i have no context for why any of what picard has done is supposed to be bad
wahh how dare you not be a racist wahhh my father loves this country united space america forever
come ooon somebody. give the floor a little shine, accidentally out of the airlock whoops
i guess this was a good episode


***star trek s3e2: "let's try another non-recommended one"

hell yeah play the violin data
ahh but please play some other song
IS THIS A DATA EPISODE???
wow they actually went down on a planet in this one. first time
is this set borrowed from star wars
i was on the colonists's side until this guy called data a calculator. rude!! please respect data.
ok i get liking your home but i no longer agree with this guy on any level
aa.
hey why are you kissing data
a kiss is used to seal a friendship?? i choose to believe this is star trek lore and not data's ignorance. picard and riker are smooching all the time
is this guy actually trying to argue their 15000 person colony has a chance of fighting off a civilization
hey why are you killing data
data with a gun! data with a gun!
as always, violence was the real solution. how you gonna get off the planet though. oh ok bureaucracy
now smooch riker to seal your friendship, picard. you can't afford to let the friendship go unsealed
data don't lie you are full of feelings. that smug dismissal of the colony's robot technology was so much feelings
also the little smiles you do. i think picard shows less feeling than you
pretty good episode