[Neopets] Metaverse Diss Script

Metaverse Diss (NFTs)
(To be paired with "[instrumental] Attack of the Beats")

[Chorus]
(NFT, I've got a lot to say) {x7}
(Got to say my lot to say)

[Verse 1]
NFTs just love to wrench (Yes)
We're not your frens especially when you lend
The Neopets Team to a scam/cult blend
Just $100 for a JPEG, condemned

Here's some advice for you, please take heed
Know who to alienate before you leave
Or stop branding yourself as Neopets
If you're truly greater, don't play us like Island Chef

Your pics are as useful as bread that's wet
Chomp to the hand that feeds the wet bread
Hundreds of heads are better than one, exhibit A
Metaverse loves the look of lying plain

"King me!" That's the type of terror they shout
We keep trying to stop it even when they gouge
"What am I about, to do now? (Censor the Beauty?)
Divine defensive using hateful nouns" (Oh)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Meta's rallies factual? Missed it, must be out of focus (Hocus-pocus)
Right-click and save as on the dot
Jellyneo, TDN, DTI gon' mock (Dimensional!)

Making shaking quakes tapering Neopets ways
Take in scraping takes essentially rating or hate
[...] our game eventually led to fate
Get to the cancellation or you'll be late

Dox another raider or even just a minor hater
Speaking of hater, must hate Neopets so wait
Toss it to the side for later (Uh-uh, ya buggin')
Metaverse: sad, what you gotta do is love it

But we don't so I don't know bro
This ain't the TNT's choice so
JumpStart, please try harder next time
If you want Neopets to die

Account 'theneopetsteam' deleted's where we're headed
In just a few weeks if this isn't deaded
What do I mean? Fake environmentalism
You're paying for a really really rectal system

I keep my song strong on an NFT tip
Rich ritz keep your mind in the pit
Keep posting hater memes from your leet clique
No Neo NFTs, that's a callout on the bull...

[Chorus]
(NFT, I've got a lot to say) {x7}
(Ayo, I can't stay positive for too long so wait)

[Verse 2]
Metaverse's ignorance astounds me
Don't get with the fancy banning 'round me
Dancing on the issue that surrounds me
Don't be a punk, bigotry is such a clown thing

You gon' treat us bad, now we have to pull the plunger?
This is where you're at, 6 feet under
Haven't even started to sell, what a wonder
(Ayo, wait wait wait) Whew, what a clunker

Homophobia is dumber than Dumb and Dumber
Racism too? Ooh, sweeter than summer
Cherry on the top of this forsaken shake
Is... (argh!) too much to take (Say it again then)

Insulting us is dumber than Dumb and Dumber
Art-theft too? Ooh, sweeter than summer
Cherry on the top of this forsaken shake
Is... (okay) horny on main

~Scroggs, ~Tumdy, ~NFTurd
r/Neopets Discord, word
~Swonken, Jellyneo, or a little pigeon
Drop the message of a fanbase that's livid

If you mess with Neopets, you mess with the whole crew
Even worse than cold to hold gold roots
2000 to 2021, never thought I'd see this
You can go leave it with your claptrap

Or that rap blasts trash bashes
Uh

[Chorus]
(NFT, I've got a lot to say) {x19}
(Hopefully this is the Metuh's last day)