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- What if....
- League was made by EA :thinking:
- >Wow a new game named League of Legends awesome!
- >Gets the game
- >Installs (takes some time :thinking:)
- >Starts the launcher
- >Pathes.. (but wait wtf didnt I install this already :thinking:)
- >Launcher done, runs it
- >Create summoner name
- >xXxTrev0rxXx
- >Sorry that name is unavailable or taken
- >BewbSuker
- >Sorry that name is unavailable or taken
- >LaserCat
- >Sorry that name is unavailable or taken
- >Wtf what kind of a name can I choose
- >Presses question mark to see info
- >Finds out that you need to buy DLC Summoner characters to use any of the names above
- >Allowed free characters are all letters non-capitalized from A to Z
- >Fine
- >eamoneystealers
- >Sorry that name is unavailable or taken
- >Fuck this.
- >EA can not be used as a combination in a summoner name
- >jjghasgy
- >Congratulations you've done the first step!
- >Great now to do the quck tutorial
- >Does tutorial for 40 mins
- >That wasnt quick at all...
- >Starts a new game not knowing what is happening
- >Picks a champ
- >Goes into the actual game
- >Gets destroyed totally
- >Sees other players having HUGE boosts
- >Sees other players using summoner spells
- >Loses the game
- >Goes into the store button
- >Runes DLC 8.35$
- >Summoner spells DLC 12.50$
- >IP Points 2.50$ per 500 points
- >EA Points 8.50% per 250 points
- >Summoner icons 2$ per icon
- >Friendlist DLC 5$
- >Bundle beginning champions 15$
- >Screw this I'm gonna play for it
- >Sees average playtime to be roughtly 1 to 15
- (5$ [the 1] 15h [the 15] so to say 5$x15h)
- >Ok, fine I guess I'll play and get em in no time..
- >Few weeks later after playing
- >Wow I'm getting better!
- >Discovers in-game chat
- >Starts noticing people calling him:
- • kys
- • noob
- • u suck
- • delete game
- • go play minecraft
- • go play tetris
- • die
- (and what else not)
- >Surely there must be an report button
- >Looks up information in google how2report
- >Finds a video, watches it, knowledge is power
- >Goes back in league and the post-game screen
- >Clicks ! for report
- >Sorry you need to purchase the Report & Honour DLC from our store for 29.99$
- >Fuck.
- >This.
- >Shit.
- >Deletes game
- >Takes HDD out of pc
- >Throws it out of window
- >Gets a new fresh one
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