Horrible CYOA

>Day whatever, and 3000 miles above Equestria. Be the degenerate black bro Anon on board the Ishimura. This was just a job for some quick scratch, but it ended up being a ticket to hell.
>As the Necromorphs were killing everyone, you and the strange talking zebra Zecora run down a hall, and into a storage room.
>You slam the door, and instantly point your force gun at a vent on the otherside of the wall.
>"Why aim at nothing? Keep an eye on the door, to blast that something."
"Yo hoe, that shit is whack. Those dead niggas, they fly through them vents. Come up your ass like "Wham!" They killed my hommies that way."
>"Where should I go to be of use? I must work hard, for you and I to form a truce."
"Bitch, I dont care what you do, you aint killin me or nothin, just go stand over there and dont get me killed."
>Zecora sighs and walks over to a corner, before sitting herself down, "I wonder how my friends are doing, when I saw them last, they were all shooting."
"Shit, them bitches are probably dead, lets just hope dey dont use that magic shit as zombies."
>"Dont you dare speak ill of my kin, human or not, only together will we win."
"...Sorry. Didnt mean tah knock yer crew."
>You reach into your bag, and pull out a bottle of malt liquor, you unscrew the cap, and poor some on the floor.
"For all our dead hommies."
>You take a swig, and sigh, before looking over at her, and offering it.
"You want a taste?"
>"Given our situation, things are most dire. What a better time for a drink, to light my fire."
>She takes hold, and knocks it back. Downing it all, she sighs exhausted before falling onto the floor. Completely knocked out.
"Dat bitch, that was mah last drank."
>Looking at her sleep peacefully, you sigh and reach into your pockets.
"Oh well, still got my joint."

>As you are about to spark up, you hear a horrible wail. Curiosity compels you to slowly slide open the storage door.
>Its brief, but a white horse runs past your line of sight, with one of those Necromophs following her.
"Oh shit!"
>You quickly tap on your drunk zebra friend.
"Ey, ey yo! That was your gurl!"
>Zecora mumbles something, she is clearly drunk.
"Dumb bitch! Yo friend is gonna die! Fuck!"
>You get up, and run out. Checking both ways, you see nothing, and continue down where you saw them run down.
>Its easy to find them, the horse screams worse than a white bitch.
>You run up behind them, and hold up on the gun.
"Ey yo! Get tha fuck down!"
>Not waiting to see if she listened, you spam the force gun, and tear the monster to pieces.
>Stomping on it for good measure, you walk over to the cowering horse.
"You friends with Zecora right?"
>"Th..thats right."
"Come wif me, she aint far."
>"I will do no such thing!"
"Wh.."
>"You honestly expect me to trust you?!"
"Bitch, I saved yo life!"
>"..."
"Fine then, ungrateful hoe, stay here and die. Fucking cant believe I wasted bullets on yo ass."
>You turn around, and step on something, looking down, you see its a dead solider.
>By his side, is a machine gun.
"Oh shit son, sweeet~"
>You bend down, and pick it up. Doing a little dance, you look around, and hold it up.
>Squeezing the trigger, it fires off several rounds.
"Thats what I'm talkin about."
>You place the weapon on your side, and keep walking back. You hear footsteps behind you, and when you look back, you see its the horse.
>Taking her to the storage, you open the door and see Zecora still sleeping.
>The horse runs in, and tries to wake her up.
"No use, she is FUCKED up."
>"My friends, you need to find them."
"Hah, good one."
>"Well you don't expect me to do it, do you?"

Aight, but you bitches owe me big, here."
>You offer her the machine gun, and she looks at it, "What do I do with this?"
"Its a gun bitch, you aint ever used a gun before?"
>"No, I cant say that I have."
"Ya just pull this little trigger right here, and aim down it like this."
>You demonstrate how to use it, and give it to her.
"Aim fo their heads or sum shit. Pop a cap in their ass."
>"O..all right."
"Now where are yo friends?"
>"I dont know, I was running away from that thing, I dont know where they are."
"Fucking bitches, I swear."
>You slide open the door, and look around in hall. The most obvious thing to do, is go down the hall she came from.
>You walk down it, and can hear small hisses, and crawling from all sides. Those things could be anywhere, but they aint showin themselves.
>Reaching a fork in the path, you decide to go down the one that looks more beaten up.
>As you walk along, you pick up bodies with your kinesis, and blow them away to get money, and ammo.
>Two of the monster show up, but you steamroll over them with the forcegun.
"Ah shit, this gun is so sick!"
>Suddenly you hear another scream, "You cant catch me you blood thirsty freaks!" and look down the hall to see a rainbow streak in the dark.
>Some super fast blue horse comes zipping by, a few seconds later, hordes of monsters come chasing after.
>They're numbers are massive, this seems like a wave more than a group. Claws, teeth, and spit are all you can see.
"God damn nigga! Fo real!?"
>You look around in a panic, there is an emergency latch to your right, and a maintenance crawl space to your left.
>The monsters are coming, there isnt much time.

>You hold up your gun and fire off the super special secondary round.
>A silver metallic ball comes bouncing out, and rolls over to them.
>The second it makes contact, it explodes, and knocks a few rows back.
>They struggle to get up, but are on their feet in a few seconds.
>You keep spamming the metal balls, and when you get tired of that, you spam the force gun.
>It does well to knock em back, but is only killing a few of them.
>Your heart begins to race when you notice that ammo is getting low. You swear to god that you saw Tyrell in that horde of monsters.
>In seconds they all begin to get dangerously close to you.
>Just when you think its all over, you are suddenly lifted off your feet, and begin to fly backwards.
>The hordes of monsters become a small speck in what seems like instances.
>You look back expecting another kind of monster, but its the blue horse from before, "What are you crazy?!"
"You know Zecora?"
>"Huh!?" She stops in midair, and shakes you, "Where is she!? Is she safe!? Have you seen my other friends!?"
"Back off hoe, I aint no scrub."
>Over with Rarity, she begins to drift to sleep when suddenly there is a knock at the door.
>She panics, and squeezes the trigger, causing the gun to flare up wildly, and blast the living hell out of the wall.
"What tha hell was that!?"
>Even Zecora is startled awake, as she looks around panicked, "What manner of trick is this!? Have they come to..oh my head."
>She rests her head back onto the ground, as you open the door.
"Tha fuck!?"
>Rainbow flies in, and hugs Rartiy, "I'm so glad you're safe!"
>"Rainbow!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Close the fucking door."
>As you close it, you look down the hall where you came from, and can hear the distant hissing, and clanking of the horde from before.
>You slide open the door again, and stick your head in.
"Ey, I need that gun back."