Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.

Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like caramel.

For Hearth and Home - A relatively simple vest, shirt, and pants in shades of black and gray. Meant to fit someone very tall and fairly thin.

The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."

Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.

Burgie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.

Pumpkin Space Latte - Legally, this iced blended drink probably barely counts as 'coffee'. It's mostly cream, sugar, and pumpkin-flavored sugary syrup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.

Dakimakura Cover - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively...this one seems to be unusually double-sided. (R4 Blaze Dudely on one side, R3 Cyborg Dudely on the other)

Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

Roll of Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

Crimson Ox Energy Drink - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.

Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like strawberry.

Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

Engagement Ring - A woman's ring set with one large, emerald-cut diamond. For some reason, it's kind of dirty.