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  1. [2/28 4:15] Riddick@john1crichton: already siad that and?XD
  2. [2/28 4:43] M'arr@desgallant: <C> USS Mastodon, you are cleared to dock along transmitted vector.
  3. [2/28 4:44] Butts@vvet: <communications open in a heavy static>"This is Centurion Mike Butts of the USS Brown Dward requesting docking permission."
  4. [2/28 4:46] M'arr@desgallant: <C> USS Brown Dward, please proceed along approach vector 214 and follow the guide in.
  5. [2/28 4:52] Butts@vvet: I find your chief executive's choice of words very offensive. There will be no peace between us. Good day, feline.
  6. [2/28 4:53] Aaron Parsons@jeremydajao: ((Known Starfleet Dental Member.))
  7. [2/28 4:54] Butts@vvet: Clearly you do not understand my stance in the current fleet. I am a Man of power, I have the ability to sway anyone in my fleet. Don't forget that.
  8. [2/28 4:54] M'arr@desgallant: Decision isn't up to me.
  9. [2/28 4:55] Sarish Mavino@jamesbryce: i already forgot it
  10. [2/28 4:55] Syrrek@Polaris2379: (( Dude, wrong channel ))
  11. [2/28 4:55] Julian Meyer@Shadowwulfe: (This channel is for IC docking requests only)
  12. [2/28 4:55] To M'arr@desgallant: your leader is clearly incompetent. We have proved useful allies between Roleplaying fleets before.
  13. [2/28 4:55] Sarish Mavino@jamesbryce: oops...sorry my bad
  14. [2/28 4:55] Kei@sand1991: ((plz stop miss using it OMFG))
  15. [2/28 4:57] Strongbow@signoiz: breaker breaker
  16. [2/28 4:57] Kei@sand1991: U.S.S. Bergen to Starbase 381 requisting docking premission.
  17. [2/28 4:57] Strongbow@signoiz: whats the 10-4 on the niner
  18. [2/28 4:57] Lucy@joyhopkins11: ((....))
  19. [2/28 4:57] Ivar@forutkowski: I was told my attendance here was requested?
  20. [2/28 4:57] Zleita@lagomorphic: Oh Herro what's all this then
  21. [2/28 4:57] Strongbow@signoiz: kshhhh what?
  22. [2/28 4:57] Strongbow@signoiz: over
  23. [2/28 4:57] Kei@sand1991: ((agein WTF are you talking to each other in the same room))
  24. [2/28 4:58] Zleita@lagomorphic: the duck is in the pond, repeat the duck is in the pond
  25. [2/28 4:58] Strongbow@signoiz: 10-4
  26. [2/28 4:58] Strongbow@signoiz: over
  27.  
  28. [2/28 4:58] You are muted in channel "SB381"
  29.  
  30. [2/28 4:58] Adanna@ronqueesha: Breaker breaker we got a great big convoy heading into the colon nebula. Got a juicy on my back and a hot one in the front.
  31. [2/28 4:58] Zleita@lagomorphic: so anyone want to do a quick STF or something?
  32. [2/28 4:58] Strongbow@signoiz: breaker breaker requesting docking permissions
  33. [2/28 4:58] Strongbow@signoiz: over
  34. [2/28 4:59] Lucy@joyhopkins11: (( -.- ))
  35. [2/28 4:59] Satra Auditore@captainmathew: (YO!! this is an in character RP channel only.. not a socail channel.)
  36. [2/28 4:59] Adanna@ronqueesha: We got a great big convoy ridin' through the night.
  37. [2/28 4:59] Adanna@ronqueesha: CONVOOOOOOOOOOOY
  38. [2/28 4:59] Strongbow@signoiz: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh check check
  39. [2/28 4:59] Strongbow@signoiz: comms officer is the UT still on
  40. [2/28 5:00] M'arr@desgallant: Small OOC notice. Do not feed the trolls. Apologies to any actual RPers this affects.
  41. [2/28 5:00] Zleita@lagomorphic: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
  42. [2/28 5:00] M'arr@desgallant: We'll accept docking requests when this blows over.
  43. [2/28 5:00] Ivar@forutkowski: ((here's some background music for the docking procedure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jr8LY8CceI ))
  44. [2/28 5:00] Zleita@lagomorphic: [System] You are muted in channel "SB381"
  45. [2/28 5:00] Zleita@lagomorphic: nope!
  46. [2/28 5:00] Connolly@ddr4240: Troll handeling 101: Rule #1: "Do not feed the troll, the troll can not be reasoned with or otherwise ingaged, simply mute them and get on with your life."
  47. [2/28 5:01] Adanna@ronqueesha: Uhhhhhhhhh... this is your captain speaking. We're currently fifty thousand feet over the sea of tears. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if you look out your left window you can see the convoy
  48. [2/28 5:01] Zleita@lagomorphic: what up nerds!
  49. [2/28 5:01] Adanna@ronqueesha: Sup slut!
  50. [2/28 5:01] Zleita@lagomorphic: anything cool happening
  51. [2/28 5:01] Kei@sand1991: ((OMFG STOP MISS USING DANM IC CHAT))
  52. [2/28 5:01] Adanna@ronqueesha: Nah
  53. [2/28 5:01] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: Anything can happen
  54.  
  55. [2/28 5:01] You have been removed from the channel "SB381"
  56. [2/28 5:01] Permissions for @vvet in "SB381" changed: Kicked.
  57.  
  58. [2/28 5:06] Joined channel "SB381".
  59.  
  60. [2/28 5:07] Strongbow@signoiz: ITS CRAZY IN HERE CAPN THE LINES ARE CROSSED AND EVERYTHINGS TRANSMITTING ON ALL CHANNELS
  61. [2/28 5:07] Strongbow@signoiz: shut up ensign!
  62. [2/28 5:07] Strongbow@signoiz: CAPN I CANT DO ANYTHING THE PLASMA INFUSER IS DILATED
  63. [2/28 5:08] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: just come over and let me deposit it.
  64. [2/28 5:08] Zleita@lagomorphic: so I keep getting booted for some reason
  65. [2/28 5:08] [email protected]: guess its a good thing Starbase 381 is in another galaxy: "seal the wormhole"
  66. [2/28 5:08] Strongbow@signoiz: ckshhhhhhhh what was that? i can't ahdsf./ though asll this stagnljknas....khshhhhhhh
  67. [2/28 5:09] Ivar@forutkowski: Dude, I don't want to know about your rectal issues, rocketman.
  68. [2/28 5:09] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: What was that? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone.
  69. [2/28 5:09] Adanna@ronqueesha: You can't keep the voice of the black woman down forever!
  70. [2/28 5:10] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: Downs Syndrome is a serious thing, Adanna!
  71. [2/28 5:10] Strongbow@signoiz: Hello Starbase 381, permission to refill my 'Bubba' mug with your finest Feresan coffees
  72. [2/28 5:10] Adanna@ronqueesha: We will overcoooooome! We will overcooooome!
  73. [2/28 5:10] Butts@vvet: fart
  74. [2/28 5:10] Ivar@forutkowski: I think it's "we shall overcome"
  75. [2/28 5:10] Adanna@ronqueesha: Check your history knowing priviilege
  76. [2/28 5:10] Butts@vvet: Attention Officers, this is my final request to establish peaceful relations between our glorious fleet and your prestigious starbase.
  77.  
  78. [2/28 5:11] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: talk to me Butts. I'm not with 26th but I told them of you.
  79.  
  80. [2/28 5:11] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: pfffffffffftfffffffffttttttpppppppppppplfffffff
  81. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: Trill is when you're hustlin, trill is when you're grindin
  82. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: Trill is when you punch in that clock overtimin
  83. [2/28 5:11] Ivar@forutkowski: *sigh* You're right. I'm just abusing my academic education that I only had access to due to my white male cisgendered privilegiums.
  84. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: Trill is when you keep it real one hundred percent
  85. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: And hold it down for your team run your game full sprint
  86. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: Trill is when you never fake, trill is when you real
  87. [2/28 5:11] Ahri@Pµlse: Chasin after dollar bills, gotta get it how you live
  88. [2/28 5:12] Ahri@Pµlse: Trill is when you hustle so you go out there and get it
  89. [2/28 5:12] Ahri@Pµlse: Doin whatever you gotta do to make a meal ticket
  90. [2/28 5:12] Adanna@ronqueesha: Dolla dolla bill y'all
  91. [2/28 5:12] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: Let me teach you how to make Di Sarono on the rock with shit. First, ask the computer, "Computer, Di Sarono on the rocks with shit."
  92. [2/28 5:12] Strongbow@signoiz: this is the IKS Ferriet Tubman i have a ship full of catman refugees looking for freedom
  93. [2/28 5:12] Strongbow@signoiz: over
  94. [2/28 5:12] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: That's how you make Di Sarono on the rocks... with shit.
  95. [2/28 5:12] Adanna@ronqueesha: Permission denies, ferriet tubman
  96.  
  97. [2/28 5:13] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: 26th doesn't want anything to do with you. But if you tell all of your goons and other fleets to stop their attacks I'll give you some information regarding a spy in Starfleet Dental
  98.  
  99. [2/28 5:13] Adanna@ronqueesha: I am so enraged by the racism in this channel I can barely spell correctly
  100. [2/28 5:13] Strongbow@signoiz: these "people" have lives you know
  101. [2/28 5:13] Ivar@forutkowski: Sure. Nine of them each.
  102. [2/28 5:14] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: Sounds like a Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargain
  103. [2/28 5:14] Ahri@Pµlse: U.S.S. 911insidejob requesting permission to fly into the twin towers, over.
  104. [2/28 5:14] Ivar@forutkowski: and they're wasting them all erping in a fucking MMO based on a show from an era they'd be lynched for promoting bestialty as they are.
  105. [2/28 5:14] Butts@vvet: Officers, Hold for a moment.
  106. [2/28 5:15] Strongbow@signoiz: IKS Good Shit Lolliplop requesting permission to use the facilities
  107. [2/28 5:15] Butts@vvet: Steve, what have you say?
  108. [2/28 5:15] Strongbow@signoiz: we've been holding it in at warp 9 trying to find a place that is open to non-customers
  109. [2/28 5:15] Klarg Cho'Dahl@razielthekeeper: I.K.S. Lollipop, you are cleared to enter the candy shop.
  110.  
  111. [2/28 5:15] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: spies you say
  112. [2/28 5:16] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: Yes there is a spy within Dental.
  113. [2/28 5:16] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: which is?
  114.  
  115. [2/28 5:16] Daaht@Feasco: Starbase 381 this is private freighter Carter-Wallace, got a large shipment of something called "Nair" to offload, over.
  116.  
  117. [2/28 5:16] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: But I won't say unless you tell your guys to stop their attacks on the SB381 channel and never return to the channel.
  118.  
  119. [2/28 5:17] Butts@vvet: OFFICERS, CEASE ENGAGEMENT!
  120. [2/28 5:17] Strongbow@signoiz: Starbase 381 this is the RRW Kareman Abdul Jabar requesting permission to dunk
  121.  
  122. [2/28 5:18] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: you better speak quickly, they cant be held for long
  123. [2/28 5:18] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: its like having a flock of birds tied to leashes- hilarious and hardly possibly to be kept down
  124. [2/28 5:18] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: Alright the spy is someone you're familiar with. @drug2. He's been in Dental for a couple weeks spying on the fleet.
  125. [2/28 5:19] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: thanks for the intel, we have the fleet in lockdown and are currently kicking every tribble hater
  126. [2/28 5:19] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: I've been done with dealings with Dental but @drug2 is obsessed with You and Dental. I prefer peace. Don't let @drug2 know I told you.
  127. [2/28 5:20] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: he wont have a single idea. we mayj ust let him in
  128. [2/28 5:20] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: i might just let the lower ranking officers have at him, see if we can convert him
  129. [2/28 5:20] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: im a very influential man
  130. [2/28 5:20] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: Go right on ahead. He's giving me a headache with this obsession of his.
  131. [2/28 5:22] [tell] To Steve@deathking12211: is ivey still playing this game?
  132. [2/28 5:22] [tell] Steve@deathking12211: He says he is but I haven't seen him lately.
  133.  
  134. [2/28 5:23] Adanna@ronqueesha: Party party join us join us
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