Anon Burns Down Twilights House

>Well, thanks to some asshole, Fluttershy has been banned from keeping animals in her home.
>The asshole of course being you, the human Anonymous.
>At least she can ask for a repeal in 3 years, right?
>Sure you didn't have to beat some of those critters, seriously man, it was like they could smell the death on you.
>You also could've done a better job of hiding the corpses but honestly this is Flutters house we're talking about, who would notice the smell?
>Still being a caretaker was how she made a living so you've decided to look up jobs an introverted, slow flying pegasus afraid of her own shadow could do.
>At least Twilight already told you where to find the self help books.
>Speaking of, she's decided to go see how Fluttershy was doing as bakers assistant to Pinkie.
>Something about "Appleloosa all over again" and "cherries"
>Whatever, you don't need that nerds help anyways!
>Spike has got your back.
>Even if he is being a butthurt little faggot ever since word has spread about your "herd".
>Fucking Fluttershy and her friends actually having a downside? Who would've thought?
>Well he only cares about you banging Rarity and it's not like you were friends with the kid anyway.
>The cold shoulder and silent treatment were actually preferable to back when all he would do is gush over Rarity.
>However now he has taken to tossing wadded up paper balls at you while you tried to read.
>But you're an adult so you can just ignore him until he giv-
>A wet splat on your cheek interrupts your train of thought.
>Wiping the afflicted area with your hand reveals a spitwad and a glance to the side shows a cocky Spike brandishing a straw and chewing up another piece of paper.
>Yeah fuck maturity, this kid is goin down.
>Setting the book on the table, you turn towards the punk ass purple and green dragon. Then you take off your shirt and proceed to crack the bones in your body Bruce Lee style.
"Kid, you have no idea how bad you just FUCKED UP!!!" the raise in volume at the end was enough to wipe the smile off his face and he proceeds to rapid fire spitwads at you.
>"S-stay back! I'm warning you!" he continues his volley whenever he can put enough furniture and distance between the two of you.
"You really think that shit is gonna stop me from DESTROYING you!?!"
>He's backed himself into a corner now.
>Knees shaking visibly and arms raised to block his face, you stalk ever closer to the little bastard.
"I hope you've made your peace with the Princesses kid."
>"P-please don't hurt me."
>You ball up a fist and rear your arm back dramatically while he continues to cower.
>As soon as he cracks an eye open to look at you, you bring your fist down with the force of a thousand suns and stop just inches in front of face.
>As soon as you moved he started screaming and as he begins to wonder why he's still in one piece he opens an eye to see you smiling at him with a shit eating grin that you've worked on and perfected since birth.
"Come on, you really think I would hit a child? By the way, you might wanna clean that up." you say pointing to the puddle that appeared beneath him.
"Seriously, you wanted to get with Rarity even though you still wet yourself? Kids these days, they don't know half of nothing about their dicks but already wanna put it something."
>As you continue your rant about the trouble with today's youth, you fail to notice the look of seething anger develop on Spikes face.
"... And then bam! He got herpes. Not everything that happens in Vegas stays there. What was I talking about again? Oh hey Spike, something wrong kid? You look like you're about to shit a brick sideways.
>"FUCK YOU ANON!!!" he yells accompanied by a burst of purple flames, noticeably hotter than his usual green.
"The fuck kid!?!" you say dodging the flames as they continue on and light the front door on fire.
>A barrage of obscenities and fire are launched at you as you run around the treebrary in search of non flammable cover.
>Unfortunately for you, everything Twilight owned seemed have 'very flammable' as a prerequisite.
>Attempting to vault over the couch you trip and crash into a bookcase as spike tries to catch his breath.
>Seriously the only thing that could make this worse  would- a box that became dislodged from high on the shelves lands next to your head and the label reads 'Confiscated fireworks: former property of The Great and Powerful Trixie'
"Oh shit."
>Turning back Spike inhales deeply and shoots a concentrated blast in your direction that catches the box on fire as you dodge roll into the kitchen.
>Seeking shelter as everything burns around you, you spot an old school ice box which you tip over to empty out and make room for you just as the fireworks begin popping off.
>Safe and shirtless you sit inside the ice box as the sound of roaring flames and exploding bottle rockets ring outside, followed shortly by creaking wood as the library begins to collapse.

>A couple hours later, the weather team has extinguished the fire and despite a few light burns and some bruising, you came out relatively unharmed when your unconscious body was found in the ice box.
>Spike being fire proof was also unharmed after the whole ordeal but the colored flames easily pointed out who the culprit was between the two of you and he was muzzled soon after.

>Groaning in pain, you wake up to find yourself in P0nyville hospital.
>Red Heart:"Doctor, I think he's waking up!"
>Doc:"Excellent Nurse! Inform his friends while I catch him up." The doctor turns to you, "How are you feeling Mr. Anonymous?"
"Like I got the moon banished inside my head. Can you give me something for this doc?"
>Doc:"Of course, here's some pain relievers, we wanted to see how hurt you felt before giving you anything."
"So what happened Doc?" you ask before swallowing the pills and taking a drink from a glass of water he levitated to you.
>Doc:"We were hoping you could tell us."
>Nurse Red Heart returns with the girls in tow who rush your bed with worried looks on their face.
>RD:"Dude! Are you alright? When I saw them pull you out of the wreckage I was so worried when i saw how blue you were!"
>Couldn't even feel the cold with all the adrenaline.
>AJ:"What about that nasty bump on his noggin thar? Or his shoulder that's all bandaged up."
>Must've hit that shelf harder than you thought.
>RT:"Just look at his mane though! Singed on the side, part of the top, even that lovely five o'clock shadow is almost burnt away. Don't even get me started on his clothes!"
"Girls please, enough about me. Say where's Twi?"
>Fluttershy: "Um, she's speaking with the guards about Spike so she won't be EEP!"
>The room door slams open startling everyone, especially Fluttershy, as Twilight approaches your bed with a serious look on her face.
"Anonymous, what happened back there? The guards won't let me speak with Spike so I figured I'd come ask you."
>You sigh. Your luck was bound to run out eventually.
>An imperceptible smile makes it way the corners of your mouth since today wasn't gonna be that day.
"I'll be honest Twi, it was my fault."
>The girls, minus Twilight, all gasp.
"I guess it's no secret that I'm in a relationship with the girls here, cept for you and pinks. Once word got around to Spike that I was involved with Miss Rarity here, he lost his cool. So to speak."
>The girls lean in and Twilights gaze never leaves your face.
"I tried explaining to him how it would be best for him to move on and try for a p0ny his own age, but that only made him angrier. I didn't want Spike getting hurt any worse than he was but the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Next thing I know he was yelling at me and suddenly he started spewing fire WHILE he was yelling. Next thing I know he's chasing me around the library, screaming about his broken heart and that I would never love her like he does. Honestly I was just afraid for my life since he actually managed to burn my shirt off. I guess I should've waited for you to come back so we could discuss this but he wanted answers about me and Rarity and wouldn't take 'No.' as one of them."
>Twilight closes her eyes and hangs her head while her withers shudder a bit and a small sob escapes her mouth. "Oh Anonymous, I didn't want to believe, but I pretty much came up to the same conclusion myself. I just wished that maybe you tried learning some magic or something. I just didn't want to believe Spike was capable of this even if deep down I knew he was."
>You reach to her with your good arm and lift her chin up while her eyes meet yours.
"Theres no way we could've seen this coming Twi, he seemed pretty content with avoiding me so we didn't expect him to come at me like he did. Besides, I'm not the victim here. That was your house Twi, what's gonna happen now?"
>Twi:"I-I don't know. This is all happening so fast and I can't even tell the princess about it without spike and, and..." before she can finish, Twilight starts crying and you pull her into a hug, joined shortly by the rest of the girls.
"Don't worry Twi, we're here for you."
>Shy:"Um, now that my animals aren't around, I do have spare room at my cottage. If that's alright with you."
>Twi:"Thanks girls. You too Anon, it's not really your fault so don't worry about it. I'll be alright with everp0nies help."
>Pinkie:"Now that your alright Anon, I need to get a party ready for when you get out. Better hurry or we'll have it without you!"
>Pinkie bounces out of the room leaving the rest of you in your hug.
"Shit happens to the best of us huh?"
>Twi:"I don't know how you do it, being there for us whenever something bad like this happens. Especially now that you're involved and hurt by this."
"Well I have my ways, once I'm all patched up maybe you'd like to know how first 'hand'?"
>Twilight blushes a bit and looks to her friends for approval, to which they all nod.
>Twi:"Well then I guess you better feel better soon. So I'll see you at Pinkies party Anon?"
"Wouldn't miss it Twi."
>The girls say their goodbyes and you lean back in your bed.
"Life is good."

>In the end, Spike was sent to live with dragons that the Princess was sure could rehabilitate him and work began on a stone library/house for Twilight.
>Inside his foster cave, spike sits at the entrance when a wall-eyed mail mare makes a landing in front of him.
>Derpy:"Letter for Spock the dragon!"
>Spike:"My names- never mind I'll take it."
>The mail mare flies off while spike opens the letter with no return address or name.
("Dear Spike,
Please see attached photo.")
>Grabbing the photo from behind the letter, Spike is shocked by it's contents.
>The photo is of you ramming Twilight from behind while making out with Rarity.
>Turning the picture over, spike reads the writing on the back.
("I fucked your mom.
Love, Anonymous the Hung and Sexified"
P.S. This photo will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.)
>The letter burns away in Spikes hand as he cries out the sky, "FUCK YOU ANON!!!"