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Request Anon - Anon Gets Some General Tsos

Feb 13th, 2016
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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >Friday night
  3. >Your part time job is killing you
  4. >At least you have your girlfriend to bear through with
  5. >Oh how you loved Twilight
  6. >You both share a hunger for food
  7. >She may love food more than you do though
  8. >Getting home, you're exhausted
  9. >Luckily Twilight is there to greet you
  10.  
  11. >"Hey hon', how was work?" she asks
  12.  
  13. "Same as always babe" you say
  14.  
  15. >"Aww don't worry, maybe we could eat out tonight!" she says assuringly
  16.  
  17. "You know, that does sound like a good idea"
  18.  
  19. >"C'mon honey, I'll drive"
  20.  
  21. >Not changing or anything, the both of you leave to your car
  22. >You get buckled and lay back
  23. >It feels good to unwind
  24. >Would be better on your couch, but whatever
  25. >Twilight starts the engine and pulls out of your driveway
  26. >God this girl was so good to you
  27. >She knows how hard you work, especially when it's killing you
  28. >She appreciates you
  29. >Twilight knows when to take charge for her Anon-bee
  30. >She always liked calling you that for some reason
  31. >Pinkie Pie would call you "Nonny"
  32. >The dim, orange lights of the street poles sunk into the car in intervals
  33. >Light in, light out
  34. >The radio is turned off
  35. >Twilight understood when it was nice to just listen to the enviroment
  36. >Now you both are going to relax and chow
  37.  
  38. >"Where are we gonna eat hon'?" Twilight asks
  39.  
  40. >Huh
  41. >It hasn't occurred to you
  42.  
  43. "I'm not too sure baby, you pick a place tonight"
  44.  
  45. >"No no, it's fine, you pick honey, I'll eat whatever"
  46.  
  47. "I'm okay with eating whatever too Twi"
  48.  
  49. >"Well, we have to pick somewhere"
  50.  
  51. "How about McPhillies? Just around the corner"
  52.  
  53. >"No hon' those guys are just mourner, what about about sandwich king?"
  54.  
  55. "Babe their sandwiches don't give me a ring"
  56.  
  57. "What about that Chinese place over there?"
  58.  
  59. >"Love, the waitress is a scare!"
  60.  
  61. "Then where the hell will we go?"
  62.  
  63. >"Anon-bee, I don't know"
  64.  
  65. >The both of you are exasperated having sang that
  66. >The fuck just happened?
  67. >Anyways
  68. >Twilight stops into a parking garage
  69.  
  70. >"What are you hungry for?"
  71.  
  72. "Something that isn't a bore"
  73.  
  74. >The both of you look at each other in the eyes
  75.  
  76. >"How about the drive-thru please?"
  77.  
  78. >I said no
  79. >She said yes
  80. >I said no
  81. >She said yes
  82. >I said no
  83. >She said pleeeease
  84.  
  85. "Oh baby, no"
  86.  
  87. >"But honey yes"
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