younganon short 2

>Today you wanted to play with a friend.
>Simple, right?
>Wrong.
>Rainbow and Fluttershy were busy.
>Applejack's out of town.
>All of the adults were busy today.
>That left...
>"Hello, Anonymous! We're going to have much fun, you and I!
>Rarity.
"Alraght...let's get this over with."
>First, dress up.

>"Now, hold still darling, I have JUST the thing!"
>You hold your pose, both arms outstretched in different directions while on one leg.
"Please...hurry..."
>She comes back with sequins, bows and jewels.
>"One of these will surely suit the suit!"
>She titters at her own joke.
>You groan.
>She places them in seemingly random places all over your body before removing them and putting them in different positions.
>"Hmm...no...not here...maybe there? No. Definitely not...perhaps with more emeralds...or like this!"
>You really wished you had found Pinkie Pie instead.
>At least she makes you smile.
>"Now for the glitter!"
"Glitter wh-"
>She douses you with glitter, washing it down right from your head.
"Ah....ah..."
>"Yes, Anonymous, what is it?"
"AAACHOO!"
>Glitter, sequins, bows, gems and somehow more glitter fall from you as you break her concentration, as well as sneeze on her a little.
>"Ooooh grooooss! Ewewewewewewewew!"
>You sniff.
"Sorry."
>"OH you're going to be sorry!"
>She sits and pouts.
>After a couple seconds of you not doing anything,she cants her head.
>"Are you not going to ask me why you'll be sorry?"
'Not really no. Can ah have this glitter offa me?"
>"Hmmmm...ah! Ideaa~aa! I know how you can make this up to me!"
"Make what up?"
>And so here you are, on the South side of Ponyville, with a shovel.
>"It's very simple, Anonymous. If you help me get enough emeralds and sapphires, I'll get the glitter off of you."
"Why don't you get the glitter offa me now, an then ah'll help dig?"
>"Because it's a deal, Anonymous! One must have something to trade!"

>And so with a heavy sigh, you shake off what glitter you can from your face and start digging everywhere she marks with chalk.
>By the time you dig up the first couple of rupee-looking things, she's got 8 or nine other x-marks.
"Rarity, why are you only looking for ones and fives?"
>"Excuse me?"
"The rupees. Greens are one, blues are five. Red's a twenty, why don' we look for those?"
>"I have no idea what you're talking about. But an entire system of money based on precious stones intrigues me. I am going to go take a break, this harsh heat is murder on my complexion."
>...
>She has fur, how is this ruining her "complexion"?
>You shrug.
>Just a Rarity thing, you guess.
>After a few minutes, you notice shapes in the distance.
>They look like giant moles.
"Uh oh."
>"What uh oh?"
>You turn to see the source of the voice and come face to face with a giant dog.
>Your eyes pop wide, and the dog's eyes do too.
>Speaking of pop, a few more dogs pop out from the surrounding area.
>These are Diamond Dogs!
>They'll capture you and use you in their mines, and maybe even Rarity too, if they find her.
>...heheh.
>Rarity working in a mine? You just can't see that happening. She'd probably complain.
>"Excellent, a new capture! We will have you and the white pony too!"
"Uhhh...uhhh..."
>THINK OF A PLAN, MAN!
"Run while ya still can!"
>"What? Does puny thingy think they can fight us off? Does puny have glitter power?"
"No! Ya gotta listen to me! Th white one! She has magic that can shave a dog bald!"
>The dog looks taken aback.
"She turned my fur into glitter!"
>A look of horror finds its way onto their face.
"She can track me if I escape, ya'll gotta run now! Save yerselves before she shaves you too!"
>The dogs assemble into a pack, then begin to flee.
>"We are sorry comrade! We will come back for you!"
"Uh...don' bother!"
>Huh.

>When Rarity returns an hour later, you have dug all the x marks and have lots of blues and greens.
>"Thank you so much, Anonymous. Here, let me remove that glitter."
"Nah, it's ok."
>"Really?"
"Yup. So you only wanted th' green an blue ones, raght?"
>"Yes, I suppose you can keep anything else you found."
"Cool."
>You pocket the rupees.
>At a purple and 2 reds, you stop.
"Whoops, can only carry ninety nine. A guess ah don need this silver one."
>You toss the remaining gems back.
>Today was a good day.