paramedic

What is this creatrure I see before me?
It looks to me like a beautiful woman.
Are you easily captured or are you more agressive than that?
Should I bait you with food or a fist full of dollars?
No, you're more complex than that, you're different than most women.
You must have came from outer space, casue you're outta this world
No, you came from beneath the sea, just like a vampire squid
*snake grunt* I hate vampires, but I'd let you bite me any day
I'll be your pretty green snake, and I'm tasty too
But I'd really love to know, the taste of you.