TURTLE CARNIVAL (Hab and Mark)

<Ghoulbro>: CHOOSE Your rACERS
*** JohnQuint is now known as HabeusKaiju
<HabeusKaiju>: I thought I had to be hab]
<Ghoulbro>: you do not but it helps]
<HabeusKaiju>: hmmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: WRONGWAY,THEO JUNIOR TIME]
*** HabeusKaiju is now known as MrCleaver
<Ghoulbro>: whahwats]
<Wrong_Way>: [wat]
<MrCleaver>: you know]
<MrCleaver>: the creative writing teacher]
*** MrCleaver is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Wrong_Way>: [i guuess]
<HabeusKaiju>: kidding
<Ghoulbro>: HAB AND MARK ARE AT THE TURTLE CARNIVAL LOOKING AT PRIZED PYGMY TURTLES JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS. THERE IS A CHOCOLATE TURTLE VENDOR, A FORTUNE READER, A StreGNTH TESTER, AND A Random villain
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya psyched for the fair, buddy?
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess? I haven't been to a lot of fairs."
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, where do you think we should go first?"
<Ghoulbro>: brb for a sec]
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh....Hmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Wanna play some games?
<Ghoulbro>: freeform till i get back[
<HabeusKaiju>: I bet I can kick butt on the strength tester
<Sol>: weere was we]
<HabeusKaiju>: Ghoulbro>: HAB AND MARK ARE AT THE TURTLE CARNIVAL LOOKING AT PRIZED PYGMY TURTLES JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS. THERE IS A CHOCOLATE TURTLE VENDOR, A FORTUNE READER, A StreGNTH TESTER, AND A Random villain <HabeusKaiju>: Ya psyched for the fair, buddy? <Wrong_Way>: "I guess? I haven't been to a lot of fairs." <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, where do you think we should go first
<Sol>: uh cool]
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then, let's go to that Strength tester then."
<HabeusKaiju>: Sweet!
*** Sol is now known as Strength_Tester_vendor
HabeusKaiju struts over to the strength tester
Wrong_Way follows after him to watch.
Strength_Tester_vendor is standing next to a simple bellringer device, hit the stand with the hammer see how far it reaches up and if it hits the bell ya get a prize
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "Roight 5 bucks for 5 chances"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "How many will ya take"
<HabeusKaiju>: 5 chances please
<HabeusKaiju>: Actually...
<HabeusKaiju>: make it 10
HabeusKaiju hands Strength_Tester_vendor 10 bucks
Strength_Tester_vendor takes his ten dollars and hands him the mallet
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: Roight we was lettin yas at its
<HabeusKaiju>: And one for my buddy here too
<HabeusKaiju>: the other five are for him
HabeusKaiju readies the mallet, and takes a swing
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: It barely budges it hits the "Baby gecko"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "Another try m8"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "All in the wrist"
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
<HabeusKaiju>: I am the streonkest there is!
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "Ya failed m8"
HabeusKaiju raises, and smashes down at the bell
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: it raises a bit higher, gets to "Baby turtle"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "There ya go mate, improvement"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "All in the wrist"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah man, baby turtles are definitely better than baby geckos Theo."
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "Yeah m8"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "Why dont you let the kid have a spin"
HabeusKaiju looks at Wrong_Way
<HabeusKaiju>: can ya handle it?
<Wrong_Way>: "I can try."
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: Hand the kid the hammer, give him a go m8
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: ya already paid for 3 rounds
HabeusKaiju hands Wrong_Way the hammer
Wrong_Way holds the hammer and then takes a swing down as hard as he can.
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: The hammer strikes into the air and hits the bell off its hinges as it falls to the ground next to them, wedging itself into the dirt.
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: "There ya go, wrist he got it"
Strength_Tester_vendor throws a stuffed canary at marks face
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: Theres ya prize m8
Wrong_Way catches the stuffed canary after it hits him in the face
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow."
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you wanna try another game, Theo?"
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: habeuskaiju]
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: habeuskaiju ]
<HabeusKaiju>: Sure, you pick this time
<Wrong_Way>: "I think I saw a fortune teller tent earlier. Let's go do that!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Got it!
<HabeusKaiju>: Race ya there!
HabeusKaiju bolts it towards the fortune teller
<Strength_Tester_vendor>: HAB MADE IT THERE FIRST
Wrong_Way runs after Habeus
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez...
<Wrong_Way>: "You wanna go in first?"
*** Strength_Tester_vendor is now known as Baba_O_Riley
Baba_O_Riley is waiting inside her little tent
<HabeusKaiju>: Nah, you first
<HabeusKaiju>: You won, so it's onyl fair
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess so!"
Wrong_Way enter the tent
<Baba_O_Riley>: oh you hab]
<Baba_O_Riley>: why dont you take your daughter to these]
<HabeusKaiju>: shes in bed]
<Baba_O_Riley>: WW sees a fairly modern looking tent, with an average aged girl about marks age chewing bubblegum, next to her mother at the fortune table
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, how ya doing?
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm doing alright. Uh, how much for a fortune reading?"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "5 dollars for you, and 20 for your teacher mark rossi"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, and you know my name too..."
Wrong_Way peaks his head out of the tent to Habeus
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Theo, these guys want you to pay 20 for a fortune reading."
<HabeusKaiju>: 20 bucks!?
<HabeusKaiju>: Why so high?
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, it's just for you. They're letting me pay 5."
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Dead men dont come cheap"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shush, I don't think it counted."
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: She knows her stuff
HabeusKaiju grabs a twenty dollar bill
Wrong_Way pulls out a fiver.
<Wrong_Way>: "I'll test it first."
Baba_O_Riley takes the money
<Baba_O_Riley>: "What do you wish to know..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Will I ever find true love?"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Do you want to know the truth, or do you want me to give you the stroke?"
<Wrong_Way>: "The stroke? What's that supposed to mean?"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Tell you what you want to hear"
<Wrong_Way>: "I'll go with the truth."
<Baba_O_Riley>: "The truth is if I can not tell if there is someone out there better for you than the person you will end up with, but you will be happy for a time"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Also Reverb is likely to shiv you so if you do go after her wear kevlar"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw, but kevlar is itchy."
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Well there will be plenty of other girls in your life"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "I see there is a girl at your school who loves turtles and boys who are kind to their sisters....her name is obscured to me but...
<Wrong_Way>: "Eh, it's fine."
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Okie dokie"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Also in aproximately seventy eight hours, a man will glue a pigeon to your face"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "And you will not want to take it off"
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay, now I know you're just a scam."
Wrong_Way gets up to leave the tent
<HabeusKaiju>: How was it?
<Wrong_Way>: "They said some unbelievable stuff. I mean, who'd glue a pigeon to someone's face?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Go ahead if you want."
<HabeusKaiju>: Salvadore Dalai?
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright!
HabeusKaiju walks into the tent
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Theo...honda"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yep!
<Baba_O_Riley>: "What do you want to know"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, can I have some options?
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Anything you can think of, is anything bugging you lately? Any personal crisis you would like to know about?
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: Tell me
<HabeusKaiju>: What will happen to my daughter, and her boyfriend?
<Baba_O_Riley>: "It will end well for them, they will go to his homeland and have dozens of babies but to get there Hes going to have his heart ripped out and will never forgive you take that as you may"
<HabeusKaiju>: Is there anything I can do to make him forgive me?
<Baba_O_Riley>: "Possibly... but i can only see what will happen, not what may happen"
<HabeusKaiju>: So we can't change the outcome?
<Baba_O_Riley>: "I didnt say that"
<Baba_O_Riley>: "I did say that in approximately twenty minutes you will be hit on the head with a kiwi"
<HabeusKaiju>: Huh
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright....
<HabeusKaiju>: seeya later then...
<Baba_O_Riley>: "No you wont"
HabeusKaiju walks outside
<Baba_O_Riley>: brb
<Baba_O_Riley>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: "What'd they say to you?"
<HabeusKaiju>: said gwyd is gonna get his heart ripped out, and he will never forgive me
<HabeusKaiju>: and that him and clara will have a bunch of babies
<HabeusKaiju>: what a looney
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow, clara a heartbreaker?"
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes
<Wrong_Way>: "Never thought she'd have it in her."
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, what next?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmmm
HabeusKaiju shrugs
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, they had some turtles jumping through hoops over there. We can watch those for a bit?"
<HabeusKaiju>: sure
HabeusKaiju leads Wrong_Way over to the turtles
<Sol>: They are amazingly majestic jumping turtles, the same kind as whatever the hell theo junior is but can jump sixty meters in the air through a flaming ring of fire into a tank of water. It is at this point hab is hit in the face by a kiwi
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah..."
Wrong_Way is distracted by turtle tricks as opposed to the kiwi hitting Theo in the face
<HabeusKaiju>: Ow!
<HabeusKaiju>: Where did that come from?
<Sol>: And he will never know
<Wrong_Way>: "What came from what?"
<HabeusKaiju>: ,,,
<HabeusKaiju>: It was nothing. How about those turtles!
<Wrong_Way>: "They're super cool..."
<Sol>: And they both had a very special day at the fair together, and nothing crazy or terrible happend to either one of them from that point out