Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. — Henry Spencer
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. — Dennis Ritchie
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
To go forward, you must first backup.
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.