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  3. It started with a chair.
  4.  
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  7. I've wanted this
  8. for a really long time.
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  12. I know.
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  16. Wizard.
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  20. Jeez Banana,
  21. shut your freakin' gob OK?
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  25. This is the most magnificent discarded
  26. living room set I've ever seen.
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  30. Well, well, if it isn't
  31. MacGuff the Crime Dog.
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  35. Back for another test?
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  39. I think the first one was defective,
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:21,240
  43. The plus sign looks more like a division symbol,
  44. so I remain unconvinced.
  45.  
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  47. 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:27,640
  48. Third test today, Momma Bear, your
  49. eggo's preggo, no doubt about it.
  50.  
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  52. 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,540
  53. It's really easy to tell,
  54. is your nipples real brown?
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,940
  58. Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's
  59. got mutant sperms, knocked you up twice.
  60.  
  61. 14
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  63. Silencio, old man. Look, I just drank my
  64. weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto.
  65.  
  66. 15
  67. 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,940
  68. Well, you know where the lavatory is.
  69.  
  70. 16
  71. 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,740
  72. Pay for that pee stick when you're done.
  73.  
  74. 17
  75. 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,440
  76. Don't think it's yours just 'cause
  77. you marked it with your urine.
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  81. What's the prognosis,
  82. Fertile Myrtle: Minus or plus?
  83.  
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  86. I don't know, it's not seasoned yet.
  87.  
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  90. I'll take some of these.
  91.  
  92. 21
  93. 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,440
  94. There it is.
  95.  
  96. 22
  97. 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,240
  98. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
  99.  
  100. 23
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  102. That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one
  103. doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.
  104.  
  105. 24
  106. 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,240
  107. Yo-yo-yiggity-yo.
  108.  
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  110. 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,840
  111. I'm a suicide risk.
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  114. 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,140
  115. Juno?
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  118. 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:14,040
  119. No, it's Morgan Freeman, do you
  120. have any bones that need collecting?
  121.  
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  124. Only the one in my pants.
  125.  
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  128. I'm pregnant.
  129.  
  130. 30
  131. 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,940
  132. What? Honest to blog?
  133.  
  134. 31
  135. 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:23,940
  136. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.
  137.  
  138. 32
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  140. It's probably just a food
  141. baby, did you have a big lunch?
  142.  
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  145. This is not a food baby, Alright I've taken three
  146. pregnancy tests and I am fo' shiz up the spout.
  147.  
  148. 34
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  150. How did you even generate enough pee for
  151. three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.
  152.  
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  155. I don't know, I drank
  156. like ten tons of SunnyD.
  157.  
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  160. Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and
  161. you're acting shockingly cavalier.
  162.  
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  165. Is this for real?
  166. Like for real for real?
  167.  
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  169. 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,240
  170. Unfortunately yes.
  171.  
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  173. 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,840
  174. Oh, my God!
  175.  
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  178. Oh shit! Phuket Thailand!
  179.  
  180. 41
  181. 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:02,940
  182. There we go that was kind of the emotion that I
  183. was searching for on the first take.
  184.  
  185. 42
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  187. So are you going to
  188. Havenbrook or Women Now?
  189.  
  190. 43
  191. 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,140
  192. Cause you know you need a note from your
  193. parents for Havenbrook.
  194.  
  195. 44
  196. 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:13,040
  197. Yeah, I know. No, I'm going to go to Women
  198. Now, just 'cause they help out women now.
  199.  
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  202. Hey! Do you want me to call for you?
  203. Because I called for Becky last year.
  204.  
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  207. No, I can call myself.
  208.  
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  211. Oh, but I do need your help with
  212. something, it's like critically important.
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  216. You know, heavy lifting can
  217. really only help you at this point.
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  221. Seriously.
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  225. So, you were bored? That's how
  226. this blessed miracle came to be?
  227.  
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  230. No, the act was premeditated. I mean, the
  231. sex, not the whole "let's get pregnant" thing.
  232.  
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  235. So, when did you decide that
  236. you were gonna do Bleeker?
  237.  
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  240. I don't know.
  241.  
  242. 54
  243. 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,640
  244. A year ago in Spanish class.
  245.  
  246. 55
  247. 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:49,940
  248. You love him.
  249.  
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  252. It's actually really complicated, OK?
  253.  
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  256. And I don't feel like talking
  257. about it in my fragile state.
  258.  
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  260. 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,540
  261. So what was it like?
  262.  
  263. 59
  264. 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,640
  265. Humping Bleek's bony bod?
  266.  
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  268. 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:07,040
  269. Magnificent.
  270.  
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  273. Hey, Bleek.
  274.  
  275. 62
  276. 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:49,540
  277. Wicked tiger.
  278.  
  279. 63
  280. 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:51,340
  281. It looks proud.
  282.  
  283. 64
  284. 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,140
  285. I swiped it from Ms. Rancick's lawn.
  286.  
  287. 65
  288. 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,840
  289. Wow, your shorts are like
  290. especially gold today.
  291.  
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  293. 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,040
  294. My mom uses color-safe bleach.
  295.  
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  297. 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,740
  298. Go Carole.
  299.  
  300. 68
  301. 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,040
  302. I'll tell her.
  303.  
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  305. 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,840
  306. When I see them all running like that, with
  307. their things bouncing around in their shorts,
  308.  
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  310. 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:17,340
  311. I always picture them naked, even if I
  312. don't want to, all I see is pork swords.
  313.  
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  315. 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,240
  316. I'm supposed to be running.
  317.  
  318. 72
  319. 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:22,540
  320. So guess what.
  321.  
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  323. 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,140
  324. What? I don't know.
  325.  
  326. 74
  327. 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,140
  328. I'm pregnant.
  329.  
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  331. 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:40,940
  332. What should we do?
  333.  
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  336. Oh, you know I just, I was thinking I'd just
  337. nip it in the bud before it gets worse.
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  340. 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,840
  341. Because they were talking
  342. about it in health class,
  343.  
  344. 78
  345. 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:56,140
  346. how pregnancy can
  347. often lead to an infant.
  348.  
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  350. 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,140
  351. Typically, yeah, yeah.
  352.  
  353. 80
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  355. That's what happens when our
  356. moms and teachers get pregnant.
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  359. 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,540
  360. So, you're cool with that then?
  361.  
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  363. 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:10,140
  364. Yeah, yeah, wizard. I mean you know,
  365.  
  366. 83
  367. 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,140
  368. I guess do whatever you think
  369. you should do, you know?
  370.  
  371. 84
  372. 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,240
  373. Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you,
  374.  
  375. 85
  376. 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,740
  377. I know it wasn't your idea.
  378.  
  379. 86
  380. 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,040
  381. Whose idea was it?
  382.  
  383. 87
  384. 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,940
  385. I'll see you at school, alright?
  386.  
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  388. 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,140
  389. Whose idea was it?
  390.  
  391. 89
  392. 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,640
  393. Hey, your book fell apart.
  394.  
  395. 90
  396. 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,440
  397. Right.
  398.  
  399. 91
  400. 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,140
  401. It must have looked at your face.
  402.  
  403. 92
  404. 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:11,040
  405. The funny thing is that Steve
  406. Rendazo secretly wants me.
  407.  
  408. 93
  409. 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,640
  410. Jocks like him always want freaky girls.
  411.  
  412. 94
  413. 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:18,440
  414. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses
  415. and vegan footwear and Goth makeup.
  416.  
  417. 95
  418. 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,240
  419. Girls who like play the cello
  420. and read McSweeney's and
  421.  
  422. 96
  423. 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,140
  424. want to be children's
  425. librarians when they grow up.
  426.  
  427. 97
  428. 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,140
  429. Oh yeah, jocks totally eat that shit up.
  430.  
  431. 98
  432. 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,140
  433. They just won't admit
  434. it, because they're
  435.  
  436. 99
  437. 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,640
  438. supposed to be into perfect
  439. cheerleaders you know,
  440.  
  441. 100
  442. 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,540
  443. Like Leah, who incidentally
  444. is into teachers.
  445.  
  446. 101
  447. 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,040
  448. Me too, I love Woody Allen!
  449.  
  450. 102
  451. 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:43,840
  452. Alright people.
  453.  
  454. 103
  455. 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,440
  456. We're doing chromatography
  457. lab today, so find
  458.  
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  460. 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,640
  461. your partners and break
  462. into groups of four.
  463.  
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  465. 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,240
  466. Well, there's nothing
  467. like experimenting.
  468.  
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  470. 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,440
  471. I did the prep questions
  472. for this lab last night,
  473.  
  474. 107
  475. 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,240
  476. so you can just copy
  477. my answers if you want.
  478.  
  479. 108
  480. 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,440
  481. I couldn't copy your work.
  482.  
  483. 109
  484. 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,440
  485. You copy my work every week.
  486.  
  487. 110
  488. 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,940
  489. True, I'm kind of a deadbeat
  490. lab partner, aren't I?
  491.  
  492. 111
  493. 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,240
  494. No, no, I don't mind. I think you
  495. definitely bring something to the table.
  496.  
  497. 112
  498. 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:11,440
  499. Charisma.
  500.  
  501. 113
  502. 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,940
  503. Who's ready for some chromamagnificence?
  504.  
  505. 114
  506. 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,440
  507. I have a menstrual migraine, so I can't
  508. really look at bright lights today.
  509.  
  510. 115
  511. 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:23,340
  512. Amanda, I told you to go to the
  513. infirmary and lie down. You never listen.
  514.  
  515. 116
  516. 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,440
  517. No, Josh, because I don't take orders.
  518. Not from you and not from any man.
  519.  
  520. 117
  521. 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,440
  522. You know, you've been
  523. acting like this ever since
  524.  
  525. 118
  526. 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,840
  527. I got back from visiting
  528. my brother in Mankato.
  529.  
  530. 119
  531. 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,940
  532. I already told you, nothing happened.
  533.  
  534. 120
  535. 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,840
  536. Well, I'm gonna set up the apparatus.
  537.  
  538. 121
  539. 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,640
  540. Juno, do you want to
  541. plug in the Bunsen burner?
  542.  
  543. 122
  544. 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,040
  545. It's my pleasure.
  546.  
  547. 123
  548. 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,040
  549. I'm going to the infirmary.
  550.  
  551. 124
  552. 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,340
  553. Good. Call me when you get off the rag.
  554.  
  555. 125
  556. 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,240
  557. Fine, call me when you
  558. learn how to love someone,
  559.  
  560. 126
  561. 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,840
  562. instead of cheating at
  563. your brother's college,
  564.  
  565. 127
  566. 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,040
  567. Just because you've had
  568. four Smirnoff Ices and
  569.  
  570. 128
  571. 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,840
  572. a bottle of Snow Peak
  573. Peach flavored Boone's!
  574.  
  575. 129
  576. 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,640
  577. Good, Amanda, I'll be sure to
  578. do that, I'll make a note of it.
  579.  
  580. 130
  581. 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:59,040
  582. I've actually heard that the Snow Peak
  583. Peach flavor is the best flavor of Boone's.
  584.  
  585. 131
  586. 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,440
  587. Isn't that right, Bleek?
  588.  
  589. 132
  590. 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,140
  591. Oprimo numero dos.
  592.  
  593. 133
  594. 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:28,440
  595. Yeah, I'm just calling to
  596. procure a hasty abortion.
  597.  
  598. 134
  599. 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,240
  600. What?
  601.  
  602. 135
  603. 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,840
  604. Can you just hold on for a
  605. second, I'm on my hamburger phone.
  606.  
  607. 136
  608. 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,940
  609. Okay, now I can,
  610.  
  611. 137
  612. 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,440
  613. Yeah, it's just really awkward to talk on.
  614.  
  615. 138
  616. 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,940
  617. Yeah, I need an abortion.
  618.  
  619. 139
  620. 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,440
  621. Sixteen.
  622.  
  623. 140
  624. 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:56,440
  625. I'm gonna say it's been about two
  626. months and four days since the sex,
  627.  
  628. 141
  629. 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,240
  630. Mind you, that's just
  631. like a guestimation.
  632.  
  633. 142
  634. 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,940
  635. Sorry, how long have I been what?
  636.  
  637. 143
  638. 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,440
  639. Oh, I hate it when adults use
  640. the term "sexually active".
  641.  
  642. 144
  643. 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,240
  644. What does it even mean?
  645.  
  646. 145
  647. 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,740
  648. Can I deactivate someday, or is
  649. this some sort of permanent state of being?
  650.  
  651. 146
  652. 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,040
  653. I guess Bleeker went
  654. live that night we did it,
  655.  
  656. 147
  657. 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,740
  658. I guess that's why he
  659. got that look on his face.
  660.  
  661. 148
  662. 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,340
  663. You should have seen this
  664. octopus furnace at work.
  665.  
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  667. 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:24,640
  668. I had to get out my Hazmat
  669. suit just to get into the thing.
  670.  
  671. 150
  672. 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,940
  673. My dad used to be in the Army, but now
  674. he's just your average HVAC specialist.
  675.  
  676. 151
  677. 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,240
  678. He and my mom got
  679. divorced when I was like five,
  680.  
  681. 152
  682. 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,340
  683. She lives on a Havasu
  684. reservation in Arizona
  685.  
  686. 153
  687. 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,140
  688. with her new husband and
  689. 3 replacement kids.
  690.  
  691. 154
  692. 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,740
  693. Oh, and she inexplicably mails
  694. me a cactus every Valentine's Day.
  695.  
  696. 155
  697. 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,140
  698. And I'm like, Thanks
  699. a heap, Coyote Ugly.
  700.  
  701. 156
  702. 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,940
  703. This cactus-gram stings even
  704. worse than your abandonment.
  705.  
  706. 157
  707. 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,740
  708. That's my stepmom, Bren, she's
  709. completely obsessed with dogs.
  710.  
  711. 158
  712. 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,840
  713. Owns a nail salon and always
  714. smells like methylmethacrylate.
  715.  
  716. 159
  717. 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,940
  718. So Juno, how was your
  719. little maneuver last night?
  720.  
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  722. 00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:00,340
  723. Which maneuver, sir? The one where I moved an
  724. entire living room set from one lawn to the other,
  725.  
  726. 161
  727. 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,540
  728. or the one where I downed a 64
  729. ounce blue slushie in 10 minutes?
  730.  
  731. 162
  732. 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,740
  733. Juno, did you by any
  734. chance barf in my urn?
  735.  
  736. 163
  737. 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,940
  738. Mac, you know that nice urn by the front
  739. door, the one I got up in Stillwater?
  740.  
  741. 164
  742. 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,040
  743. There was some blue shit,
  744.  
  745. 165
  746. 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,740
  747. I mean, gunk, stuff
  748. in there this morning.
  749.  
  750. 166
  751. 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,240
  752. I would never barf in your urn, Brenda.
  753.  
  754. 167
  755. 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,540
  756. I mean, maybe L.B. did it.
  757.  
  758. 168
  759. 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:32,740
  760. Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that
  761. potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.
  762.  
  763. 169
  764. 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:40,040
  765. All babies want to get borned!
  766. All babies want to get borned!
  767.  
  768. 170
  769. 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,740
  770. All babies want to get borned!
  771.  
  772. 171
  773. 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,640
  774. Hey Su-Chin.
  775.  
  776. 172
  777. 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,540
  778. Hi, Juno.
  779.  
  780. 173
  781. 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,140
  782. How are you?
  783.  
  784. 174
  785. 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,740
  786. You know, pretty solid.
  787.  
  788. 175
  789. 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,240
  790. So did you write that
  791. paper for Worth's class yet?
  792.  
  793. 176
  794. 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,540
  795. No, not yet.
  796.  
  797. 177
  798. 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,740
  799. I tried to work on it a little last night,
  800. but I'm having trouble concentrating.
  801.  
  802. 178
  803. 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,840
  804. I'll sell you some of my Adderall.
  805.  
  806. 179
  807. 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,240
  808. No thanks, I'm off pills.
  809.  
  810. 180
  811. 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,840
  812. That's a wise choice 'cause I knew
  813. this girl, she had this crazy freakout.
  814.  
  815. 181
  816. 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,840
  817. She took too many behavioral meds at
  818. once and she just ripped off her clothes
  819.  
  820. 182
  821. 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:22,240
  822. and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall
  823. it was like, Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!
  824.  
  825. 183
  826. 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,140
  827. I heard that was you.
  828.  
  829. 184
  830. 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,840
  831. It was good seeing you, Su-Chin.
  832.  
  833. 185
  834. 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,440
  835. Your baby probably has a
  836. beating heart, you know?
  837.  
  838. 186
  839. 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,540
  840. It can feel pain,
  841.  
  842. 187
  843. 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,140
  844. And it has fingernails.
  845.  
  846. 188
  847. 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,440
  848. Fingernails? Really?
  849.  
  850. 189
  851. 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,140
  852. Welcome to Women Now, where
  853. women are trusted friends.
  854.  
  855. 190
  856. 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,140
  857. Please put your hands where I can
  858. see them and surrender any bombs.
  859.  
  860. 191
  861. 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,040
  862. Hey, I'm here for the big show.
  863.  
  864. 192
  865. 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,140
  866. Your name, please?
  867.  
  868. 193
  869. 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,440
  870. Juno MacGuff.
  871.  
  872. 194
  873. 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,840
  874. She thinks I'm using a fake name.
  875. Like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa.
  876.  
  877. 195
  878. 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,540
  879. I need you to fill
  880. these out, both sides.
  881.  
  882. 196
  883. 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,440
  884. And don't skip the hairy details we need to know about
  885. every score and every sore.
  886.  
  887. 197
  888. 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,840
  889. Would you like a free condom?
  890.  
  891. 198
  892. 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,540
  893. They're boysenberry.
  894.  
  895. 199
  896. 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,640
  897. No, I'm off sex.
  898.  
  899. 200
  900. 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,140
  901. My boyfriend uses them every
  902. time we have intercourse.
  903.  
  904. 201
  905. 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,640
  906. They make his jocks smell like pie.
  907.  
  908. 202
  909. 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:21,140
  910. All babies want to get borned!
  911. All babies want to get borned!
  912.  
  913. 203
  914. 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,540
  915. God appreciates your miracle!
  916.  
  917. 204
  918. 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,840
  919. Dude, what are you doing here?
  920.  
  921. 205
  922. 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,440
  923. I'm supposed to come get you at four.
  924.  
  925. 206
  926. 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,640
  927. I couldn't do it, Leah!
  928.  
  929. 207
  930. 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,040
  931. It smelled like a
  932. dentist office in there,
  933.  
  934. 208
  935. 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,140
  936. And there were these horrible
  937. magazines with water stains.
  938.  
  939. 209
  940. 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,840
  941. And then the friggin'
  942. receptionist is trying to
  943.  
  944. 210
  945. 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,240
  946. give me these condoms that
  947. looked like grape suckers,
  948.  
  949. 211
  950. 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,140
  951. and just babbling away about her
  952. friggin' boyfriend's pie balls.
  953.  
  954. 212
  955. 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,240
  956. Yum!
  957.  
  958. 213
  959. 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,440
  960. And then Su-Chin was there, and she was
  961.  
  962. 214
  963. 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,740
  964. like, "Oh hi! Babies have fingernails. "
  965.  
  966. 215
  967. 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,040
  968. Fingernails!
  969.  
  970. 216
  971. 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:53,240
  972. That's gruesome.
  973.  
  974. 217
  975. 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,940
  976. You think the baby can already scratch
  977. your vag on the way out?
  978.  
  979. 218
  980. 00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,840
  981. I'm staying pregnant, Leah.
  982.  
  983. 219
  984. 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,340
  985. Dude! You gotta keep your
  986. voice down, my mom is inside.
  987.  
  988. 220
  989. 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,640
  990. She doesn't know that
  991. we're sexually active.
  992.  
  993. 221
  994. 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,040
  995. What does that even mean?
  996.  
  997. 222
  998. 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,740
  999. I've been thinking.
  1000.  
  1001. 223
  1002. 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,640
  1003. I was thinking that I could have this baby
  1004. and give it to someone who totally needs it.
  1005.  
  1006. 224
  1007. 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,840
  1008. You know, like a woman with a bum
  1009. ovary or a couple of nice lesbos.
  1010.  
  1011. 225
  1012. 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,540
  1013. But then you're gonna get like huge
  1014. and your chest is gonna milktate.
  1015.  
  1016. 226
  1017. 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:25,240
  1018. - And youre gonna have let to tell people that you're pregnant.
  1019. - But maybe they'll like canonize me for being so selfless.
  1020.  
  1021. 227
  1022. 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:31,340
  1023. Or maybe they'll like totally shit and be really really mad and
  1024. not let you graduate or go to Cabo for spring break.
  1025.  
  1026. 228
  1027. 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,340
  1028. I was going to go to
  1029. Gettysburg with Bleeker anyway.
  1030.  
  1031. 229
  1032. 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,140
  1033. You should look at adoption ads,
  1034.  
  1035. 230
  1036. 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,940
  1037. I see them all the
  1038. time in the Penny Saver.
  1039.  
  1040. 231
  1041. 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,640
  1042. They have ads for parents?
  1043.  
  1044. 232
  1045. 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:49,840
  1046. Yeah! "Desperately Seeking Spawn." Right next to like
  1047. terriers and iguanas and used fitness equipment and stuff.
  1048.  
  1049. 233
  1050. 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,540
  1051. It's like totally legit.
  1052.  
  1053. 234
  1054. 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,940
  1055. "Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple
  1056. have found true love with each other. "
  1057.  
  1058. 235
  1059. 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,540
  1060. "All that's missing is your bastard."
  1061.  
  1062. 236
  1063. 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,440
  1064. I want a parakeet.
  1065.  
  1066. 237
  1067. 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,540
  1068. You're totally not even listening to me.
  1069.  
  1070. 238
  1071. 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:11,740
  1072. No, I heard you. I just like I don't want to give the baby to
  1073. a family that describes themselves as "wholesome. "
  1074.  
  1075. 239
  1076. 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,240
  1077. - Why?
  1078. - I don't know I just want something a little more edgier.
  1079.  
  1080. 240
  1081. 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,140
  1082. - Okay, what did you have in mind exactly?
  1083. - I was thinking more like a graphic designer,
  1084.  
  1085. 241
  1086. 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:24,540
  1087. mid-thirties, you know with a cool Asian girlfriend who
  1088. like dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar.
  1089.  
  1090. 242
  1091. 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,240
  1092. But I don't want to be too particular.
  1093.  
  1094. 243
  1095. 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,540
  1096. OK, how about this?
  1097.  
  1098. 244
  1099. 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,940
  1100. "Educated, successful couple seeking
  1101. infant to join our family of five."
  1102.  
  1103. 245
  1104. 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,440
  1105. "You will be compensated. Help
  1106. us complete the circle of love."
  1107.  
  1108. 246
  1109. 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,140
  1110. That sounds great.
  1111.  
  1112. 247
  1113. 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:45,240
  1114. They sound like a friggin cult. That was they sound like besides
  1115. they already have 3 kids you know there just greedy little bitches.
  1116.  
  1117. 248
  1118. 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,340
  1119. Oh, Juno! How about this one?
  1120.  
  1121. 249
  1122. 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,940
  1123. They were Mark and Vanessa Loring,
  1124.  
  1125. 250
  1126. 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,240
  1127. And they were beautiful
  1128. even in black and white.
  1129.  
  1130. 251
  1131. 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,540
  1132. Paul? Are you coming downstairs to eat?
  1133.  
  1134. 252
  1135. 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,040
  1136. No, I don't think so.
  1137.  
  1138. 253
  1139. 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,340
  1140. You ran eight miles today, Puppy.
  1141.  
  1142. 254
  1143. 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,940
  1144. I'm not hungry, oddly.
  1145.  
  1146. 255
  1147. 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,740
  1148. But it's breakfast for supper.
  1149. It's your favorite, Paul.
  1150.  
  1151. 256
  1152. 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,340
  1153. Yeah.
  1154.  
  1155. 257
  1156. 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,640
  1157. Juno MacGuff called while
  1158. you were out running today.
  1159.  
  1160. 258
  1161. 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,640
  1162. You know how I feel about her.
  1163.  
  1164. 259
  1165. 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,740
  1166. You've mentioned it a couple times.
  1167.  
  1168. 260
  1169. 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,340
  1170. She is just...
  1171.  
  1172. 261
  1173. 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,240
  1174. ...different.
  1175.  
  1176. 262
  1177. 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:35,540
  1178. Yeah.
  1179.  
  1180. 263
  1181. 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,340
  1182. I'm not really sure how
  1183. I'm gonna spit this out.
  1184.  
  1185. 264
  1186. 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,040
  1187. Hon, did you get expelled?
  1188.  
  1189. 265
  1190. 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:10,340
  1191. No. The school would most likely
  1192. contact you in the event of my expulsion.
  1193.  
  1194. 266
  1195. 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,940
  1196. Well, I was just asking.
  1197. It seemed plausible.
  1198.  
  1199. 267
  1200. 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:15,840
  1201. Do you need a large amount
  1202. of money? Legal counsel?
  1203.  
  1204. 268
  1205. 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,240
  1206. No, I'm not asking for anything.
  1207.  
  1208. 269
  1209. 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:22,940
  1210. Except for maybe mercy. Like, it would
  1211. be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.
  1212.  
  1213. 270
  1214. 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,640
  1215. What have you done, Junebug?
  1216. Did you hit someone with the Previa?
  1217.  
  1218. 271
  1219. 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,440
  1220. No.
  1221.  
  1222. 272
  1223. 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,940
  1224. Dude, I think it's
  1225. best to just tell them.
  1226.  
  1227. 273
  1228. 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,140
  1229. I'm pregnant.
  1230.  
  1231. 274
  1232. 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:39,540
  1233. Oh, God.
  1234.  
  1235. 275
  1236. 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,040
  1237. But I'm going to give
  1238. it up for adoption.
  1239.  
  1240. 276
  1241. 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,640
  1242. I already found the perfect couple.
  1243.  
  1244. 277
  1245. 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,140
  1246. They're gonna pay for the
  1247. medical expenses and everything.
  1248.  
  1249. 278
  1250. 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,440
  1251. In thirty year-odd weeks we can just
  1252. pretend that this never happened.
  1253.  
  1254. 279
  1255. 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,740
  1256. You're pregnant?
  1257.  
  1258. 280
  1259. 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,140
  1260. I'm sorry.
  1261.  
  1262. 281
  1263. 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,740
  1264. I'm sorry. And if it is any consolation,
  1265.  
  1266. 282
  1267. 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,140
  1268. I have heartburn that's
  1269. radiating down to my kneecaps
  1270.  
  1271. 283
  1272. 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,740
  1273. and I haven't take a
  1274. dump since Wednesday.
  1275.  
  1276. 284
  1277. 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:07,840
  1278. Morning!
  1279.  
  1280. 285
  1281. 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,640
  1282. I didn't even know you
  1283. were sexually active!
  1284.  
  1285. 286
  1286. 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:11,940
  1287. Who is the kid?
  1288.  
  1289. 287
  1290. 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:17,340
  1291. The baby? I don't really know much
  1292. about it. It has fingernails, allegedly.
  1293.  
  1294. 288
  1295. 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,340
  1296. Nails? Really?
  1297.  
  1298. 289
  1299. 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:19,440
  1300. Yeah.
  1301.  
  1302. 290
  1303. 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840
  1304. I mean, who is the father, Juno?
  1305.  
  1306. 291
  1307. 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,040
  1308. It's Paulie Bleeker.
  1309.  
  1310. 292
  1311. 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,240
  1312. Paulie Bleeker?
  1313.  
  1314. 293
  1315. 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:31,740
  1316. What?
  1317.  
  1318. 294
  1319. 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,040
  1320. I didn't think he had it in him!
  1321.  
  1322. 295
  1323. 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,440
  1324. I know, right?
  1325.  
  1326. 296
  1327. 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,240
  1328. Right, this is no laughing matter.
  1329.  
  1330. 297
  1331. 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,540
  1332. No, it's not.
  1333.  
  1334. 298
  1335. 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,240
  1336. And you know Paulie is actually great.
  1337.  
  1338. 299
  1339. 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,040
  1340. In chair.
  1341.  
  1342. 300
  1343. 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,240
  1344. You were thinking about adoption?
  1345.  
  1346. 301
  1347. 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,040
  1348. Yeah, there's this couple.
  1349.  
  1350. 302
  1351. 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,240
  1352. They've have been had you know they've trying to
  1353. have a kid for like 5 years.
  1354.  
  1355. 303
  1356. 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,640
  1357. We found them in the Penny
  1358. Saver next to the exotic birds.
  1359.  
  1360. 304
  1361. 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:02,040
  1362. And they have a legitimate lawyer and I was
  1363. going to go meet with them next weekend.
  1364.  
  1365. 305
  1366. 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:04,640
  1367. Junebug, that is a
  1368. tough, tough thing to do.
  1369.  
  1370. 306
  1371. 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,440
  1372. It's probably tougher than you
  1373. can understand right now.
  1374.  
  1375. 307
  1376. 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,040
  1377. I know...
  1378.  
  1379. 308
  1380. 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:14,140
  1381. ...It's just that I'm
  1382. not ready to be a mom.
  1383.  
  1384. 309
  1385. 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:15,740
  1386. Damn skippy, you're not!
  1387.  
  1388. 310
  1389. 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,640
  1390. You don't even remember to give
  1391. Liberty Bell her breathing meds.
  1392.  
  1393. 311
  1394. 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,340
  1395. That was once! And she
  1396. did not die, if you recall!
  1397.  
  1398. 312
  1399. 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,240
  1400. Honey, had you considered,
  1401. you know, the alternative?
  1402.  
  1403. 313
  1404. 00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,040
  1405. No.
  1406.  
  1407. 314
  1408. 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,440
  1409. Well, you're a little Viking!
  1410.  
  1411. 315
  1412. 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,540
  1413. First things first,
  1414.  
  1415. 316
  1416. 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,340
  1417. Alright we have to get you healthy.
  1418.  
  1419. 317
  1420. 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,540
  1421. You need prenatal vitamins,
  1422.  
  1423. 318
  1424. 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:41,740
  1425. Incidentally, they do incredible
  1426. things for your nails, so that's a plus.
  1427.  
  1428. 319
  1429. 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,140
  1430. Oh, and we need to schedule
  1431. a doctor's appointment.
  1432.  
  1433. 320
  1434. 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,640
  1435. Figure out where
  1436. you're going to deliver.
  1437.  
  1438. 321
  1439. 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,840
  1440. Juno, I'm coming with you
  1441. to meet this adoption couple.
  1442.  
  1443. 322
  1444. 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:53,340
  1445. You're just a kid. I don't want you to get
  1446. ripped off by a couple of babystarved wingnuts.
  1447.  
  1448. 323
  1449. 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,240
  1450. Thanks, Dad.
  1451.  
  1452. 324
  1453. 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,440
  1454. I thought you were the kind of
  1455. girl who knew when to say when.
  1456.  
  1457. 325
  1458. 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,040
  1459. I don't really know
  1460. what kind of girl I am.
  1461.  
  1462. 326
  1463. 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,240
  1464. Tell it to me straight, Bren.
  1465. Do you think this is my fault?
  1466.  
  1467. 327
  1468. 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,040
  1469. I think kids get bored
  1470. and have intercourse.
  1471.  
  1472. 328
  1473. 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,440
  1474. And I think Junebug was
  1475. a dummy about it, Mac.
  1476.  
  1477. 329
  1478. 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,940
  1479. I am not ready to be a Pop-Pop.
  1480.  
  1481. 330
  1482. 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,540
  1483. You're not going to be a Pop-Pop.
  1484.  
  1485. 331
  1486. 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:38,140
  1487. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing
  1488. from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.
  1489.  
  1490. 332
  1491. 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,740
  1492. Did you see that coming
  1493. when she sat us down here?
  1494.  
  1495. 333
  1496. 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,640
  1497. Yeah. But I was hoping she was
  1498. expelled or into hard drugs.
  1499.  
  1500. 334
  1501. 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,640
  1502. That was my first instinct too.
  1503. Or D.W.I. Anything but this.
  1504.  
  1505. 335
  1506. 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:53,340
  1507. And I'm going to punch that Bleeker kid
  1508. in the weiner the next time I see him.
  1509.  
  1510. 336
  1511. 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,640
  1512. Mac, no. You know it wasn't his idea.
  1513.  
  1514. 337
  1515. 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,640
  1516. Hi! I'm Vanessa. You must
  1517. be Juno and Mr. MacGuff.
  1518.  
  1519. 338
  1520. 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,540
  1521. Vanessa.
  1522.  
  1523. 339
  1524. 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:10,940
  1525. It's Vanessa, right?
  1526.  
  1527. 340
  1528. 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,840
  1529. Thanks for having me and my
  1530. irresponsible child over to your house.
  1531.  
  1532. 341
  1533. 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,440
  1534. Oh no. Thank you.
  1535.  
  1536. 342
  1537. 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,040
  1538. Come on in.
  1539.  
  1540. 343
  1541. 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,740
  1542. Can I take your coat or your hat?
  1543.  
  1544. 344
  1545. 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,140
  1546. Oh, yeah, sure, thanks.
  1547.  
  1548. 345
  1549. 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,640
  1550. Wicked pic in the Penny Saver,
  1551. by the way. Super classy.
  1552.  
  1553. 346
  1554. 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,340
  1555. Not like those people with
  1556. fake woods in the background,
  1557.  
  1558. 347
  1559. 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,540
  1560. Honestly, who do they
  1561. think they're fooling?
  1562.  
  1563. 348
  1564. 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,540
  1565. You found us in the Penny Saver?
  1566.  
  1567. 349
  1568. 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,740
  1569. Hi. Mark Loring. I'm the husband.
  1570.  
  1571. 350
  1572. 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,240
  1573. - How you doing? Mac McGuff.
  1574. - Nice to meet you.
  1575.  
  1576. 351
  1577. 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,140
  1578. Hi.
  1579.  
  1580. 352
  1581. 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:42,240
  1582. This is Gerta Rauss, our attorney.
  1583.  
  1584. 353
  1585. 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,540
  1586. Gerta Rauss.
  1587.  
  1588. 354
  1589. 00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:46,640
  1590. Hi, pleased to meet you.
  1591.  
  1592. 355
  1593. 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,940
  1594. And this, of course, is Juno.
  1595.  
  1596. 356
  1597. 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,440
  1598. Like the city in Alaska.
  1599.  
  1600. 357
  1601. 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,440
  1602. No.
  1603.  
  1604. 358
  1605. 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,840
  1606. No?
  1607.  
  1608. 359
  1609. 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,140
  1610. Hon?
  1611.  
  1612. 360
  1613. 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,040
  1614. Shall we sit down and
  1615. get to know one another?
  1616.  
  1617. 361
  1618. 00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,540
  1619. I thought I'd get some drinks.
  1620.  
  1621. 362
  1622. 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,940
  1623. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino
  1624. or Vitamin Water or orange juice.
  1625.  
  1626. 363
  1627. 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,440
  1628. A Maker's Mark, please. Up.
  1629.  
  1630. 364
  1631. 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,340
  1632. She's kidding.
  1633.  
  1634. 365
  1635. 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,440
  1636. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor,
  1637. just one of her many genetic gifts.
  1638.  
  1639. 366
  1640. 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:14,540
  1641. I see.
  1642.  
  1643. 367
  1644. 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,140
  1645. So, Juno. First off,
  1646. how far along are you?
  1647.  
  1648. 368
  1649. 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,340
  1650. I'm a junior.
  1651.  
  1652. 369
  1653. 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,440
  1654. No, I mean in your pregnancy.
  1655.  
  1656. 370
  1657. 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:32,240
  1658. Oh. Uh, actually my stepmom took me yesterday
  1659. to the doctor and they said I was twelve weeks.
  1660.  
  1661. 371
  1662. 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,640
  1663. Oh, that's great, that's marvelous.
  1664.  
  1665. 372
  1666. 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,740
  1667. So you're into your second trimester?
  1668.  
  1669. 373
  1670. 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,640
  1671. Yeah, apparently.
  1672.  
  1673. 374
  1674. 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,740
  1675. I'm due on May 4.
  1676.  
  1677. 375
  1678. 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,740
  1679. Great.
  1680.  
  1681. 376
  1682. 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,240
  1683. My girlfriends tell me that the first
  1684. couple months are the hardest.
  1685.  
  1686. 377
  1687. 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,040
  1688. I didn't notice it at all.
  1689.  
  1690. 378
  1691. 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:53,640
  1692. Actually I'm more concerned about when they have to
  1693. put that like elastic band you know in the front of my jeans.
  1694.  
  1695. 379
  1696. 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,140
  1697. I think pregnancy is beautiful.
  1698.  
  1699. 380
  1700. 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:58,440
  1701. Well, you're lucky it's not you.
  1702.  
  1703. 381
  1704. 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,740
  1705. So, let's talk about how we're
  1706. gonna do this... thing.
  1707.  
  1708. 382
  1709. 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,240
  1710. Well, don't I just have the thing?
  1711.  
  1712. 383
  1713. 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,440
  1714. Squeeze it on out and hand it over?
  1715.  
  1716. 384
  1717. 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,540
  1718. Mark and Vanessa are willing
  1719. to negotiate an open adoption.
  1720.  
  1721. 385
  1722. 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,040
  1723. What does that mean?
  1724.  
  1725. 386
  1726. 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,040
  1727. It means they'd send
  1728. annual updates, photos,
  1729.  
  1730. 387
  1731. 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,540
  1732. let Juno know how the baby is
  1733. doing as he or she grows up.
  1734.  
  1735. 388
  1736. 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,940
  1737. Whoah. No, no, no, I don't want photos
  1738. or any kind of notification.
  1739.  
  1740. 389
  1741. 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:29,340
  1742. You know I mean can't we just like kick this old school?
  1743.  
  1744. 390
  1745. 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,340
  1746. You know like I stick the baby in a
  1747. basket and send it your way.
  1748.  
  1749. 391
  1750. 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:33,840
  1751. Like Moses in the reeds.
  1752.  
  1753. 392
  1754. 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,740
  1755. Technically, that would be
  1756. kickin' it Old Testament.
  1757.  
  1758. 393
  1759. 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,740
  1760. Exactly! Right?
  1761.  
  1762. 394
  1763. 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,840
  1764. Do you know what I mean?
  1765.  
  1766. 395
  1767. 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,240
  1768. Like in the good old days.
  1769. When it was quick and dirty.
  1770.  
  1771. 396
  1772. 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:50,240
  1773. Well, then we all agree a traditional closed
  1774. adoption would be best for all involved?
  1775.  
  1776. 397
  1777. 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,540
  1778. Shit, yes, just close her on up.
  1779.  
  1780. 398
  1781. 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,740
  1782. Obviously, we would compensate
  1783. you for all your medical expenses.
  1784.  
  1785. 399
  1786. 00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:59,940
  1787. Are you looking for any
  1788. other type of compensation?
  1789.  
  1790. 400
  1791. 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:02,940
  1792. Excuse me?
  1793.  
  1794. 401
  1795. 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,440
  1796. No.
  1797.  
  1798. 402
  1799. 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,140
  1800. No, I don't want to
  1801. sell the thing, I just...
  1802.  
  1803. 403
  1804. 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,140
  1805. ...I want...
  1806.  
  1807. 404
  1808. 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:18,140
  1809. ...I just want the baby to be
  1810. with people who are gonna love it,
  1811.  
  1812. 405
  1813. 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,840
  1814. And be good parents, you know?
  1815.  
  1816. 406
  1817. 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:24,340
  1818. I'm in high school.
  1819.  
  1820. 407
  1821. 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,940
  1822. I'm just ill-equipped.
  1823.  
  1824. 408
  1825. 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,240
  1826. You're doing a beautiful
  1827. and a selfless thing for us.
  1828.  
  1829. 409
  1830. 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:35,940
  1831. Vanessa has wanted a baby
  1832. ever since we got married.
  1833.  
  1834. 410
  1835. 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,440
  1836. I want to be a mommy so badly!
  1837.  
  1838. 411
  1839. 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:39,840
  1840. You don't say.
  1841.  
  1842. 412
  1843. 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,540
  1844. Have you ever felt like you
  1845. were just born to do something?
  1846.  
  1847. 413
  1848. 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,140
  1849. Yes.
  1850.  
  1851. 414
  1852. 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:45,540
  1853. Heating and air conditioning.
  1854.  
  1855. 415
  1856. 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,140
  1857. There you go.
  1858.  
  1859. 416
  1860. 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,340
  1861. I was born to be a mother.
  1862.  
  1863. 417
  1864. 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,840
  1865. Some of us are.
  1866.  
  1867. 418
  1868. 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,440
  1869. How about you, Mark, are you
  1870. looking forward to being a dad?
  1871.  
  1872. 419
  1873. 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,440
  1874. Betcha, yeah.
  1875.  
  1876. 420
  1877. 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,340
  1878. Every guy wants to be a father.
  1879. Wants to coach the soccer team and
  1880.  
  1881. 421
  1882. 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,340
  1883. help out with the science
  1884. fair and the volcano goes off.
  1885.  
  1886. 422
  1887. 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:08,540
  1888. Yeah, all that.
  1889.  
  1890. 423
  1891. 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:13,940
  1892. Maybe Gerta could take us through the
  1893. preliminary documents that you have drawn up.
  1894.  
  1895. 424
  1896. 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:20,540
  1897. Could I use the facilities first? Cause being
  1898. pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit.
  1899.  
  1900. 425
  1901. 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:26,740
  1902. Sure the downstairs bathroom is being re-tiled,
  1903. but if you go upstairs, then to the right...
  1904.  
  1905. 426
  1906. 00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:28,440
  1907. Oh yeah! Room with the toilet.
  1908.  
  1909. 427
  1910. 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:30,740
  1911. Is she alright?
  1912.  
  1913. 428
  1914. 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,340
  1915. Sorry.
  1916.  
  1917. 429
  1918. 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,240
  1919. Sorry, I didn't expect
  1920. to see you up here.
  1921.  
  1922. 430
  1923. 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,340
  1924. I just came up to get something.
  1925.  
  1926. 431
  1927. 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,940
  1928. Did your wife send you
  1929. up here to spy on me?
  1930.  
  1931. 432
  1932. 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,340
  1933. No.
  1934.  
  1935. 433
  1936. 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,540
  1937. Do we come off as paranoid
  1938. yuppies or something?
  1939.  
  1940. 434
  1941. 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,040
  1942. I stole a squirt of your wife's perfume.
  1943.  
  1944. 435
  1945. 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,240
  1946. Really?
  1947.  
  1948. 436
  1949. 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:37,240
  1950. It's Clinique Happy.
  1951.  
  1952. 437
  1953. 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,440
  1954. Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!
  1955.  
  1956. 438
  1957. 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,440
  1958. Is that supposed to make me feel happy?
  1959.  
  1960. 439
  1961. 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,640
  1962. You should feel happy, Holmes.
  1963.  
  1964. 440
  1965. 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:49,140
  1966. I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life.
  1967. Sweet, screaming, pooping life!
  1968.  
  1969. 441
  1970. 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,440
  1971. And you don't even have to be there
  1972. when it comes out all covered in...
  1973.  
  1974. 442
  1975. 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:52,740
  1976. Viscera?
  1977.  
  1978. 443
  1979. 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
  1980. Blood and guts.
  1981.  
  1982. 444
  1983. 00:33:58,540 --> 00:33:59,640
  1984. Is that a Les Paul?
  1985.  
  1986. 445
  1987. 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,040
  1988. Yes, it is.
  1989.  
  1990. 446
  1991. 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,240
  1992. Vanessa gave me my own
  1993. room for all my stuff.
  1994.  
  1995. 447
  1996. 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,840
  1997. She gave you your own room in
  1998. your whole house for your stuff?
  1999.  
  2000. 448
  2001. 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,840
  2002. She's got you on a
  2003. long leash there, Mark.
  2004.  
  2005. 449
  2006. 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:15,040
  2007. Oh, it's beautiful.
  2008.  
  2009. 450
  2010. 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,340
  2011. You know? I always loved
  2012. Gibson way more than Fender.
  2013.  
  2014. 451
  2015. 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,640
  2016. What do you play?
  2017.  
  2018. 452
  2019. 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:22,440
  2020. I rock a Harmony.
  2021.  
  2022. 453
  2023. 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,640
  2024. So is it mahagony?
  2025.  
  2026. 454
  2027. 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,140
  2028. What happens if you crack the neck?
  2029.  
  2030. 455
  2031. 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,840
  2032. Tell me about it. I used
  2033. to play in this really tight
  2034.  
  2035. 456
  2036. 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,940
  2037. band when I lived in Chicago
  2038. and one night we opened up
  2039.  
  2040. 457
  2041. 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,740
  2042. for the Melvins and I
  2043. busted that thing right on
  2044.  
  2045. 458
  2046. 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,040
  2047. stage and it cost me
  2048. $800 just to get it fixed.
  2049.  
  2050. 459
  2051. 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,040
  2052. So when was that?
  2053.  
  2054. 460
  2055. 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,040
  2056. '93. Best time for rock and roll.
  2057.  
  2058. 461
  2059. 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,940
  2060. Nuh-uh, '77! Punk Volume #1.
  2061.  
  2062. 462
  2063. 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,340
  2064. You're crazy.
  2065.  
  2066. 463
  2067. 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:52,740
  2068. You weren't there,
  2069.  
  2070. 464
  2071. 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,340
  2072. You couldn't understand the magic.
  2073.  
  2074. 465
  2075. 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,840
  2076. You weren't even alive!
  2077.  
  2078. 466
  2079. 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:58,940
  2080. What's that?
  2081.  
  2082. 467
  2083. 00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:03,540
  2084. It's a Pilates machine.
  2085.  
  2086. 468
  2087. 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,040
  2088. What do you make with it?
  2089.  
  2090. 469
  2091. 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,740
  2092. You don't make anything.
  2093. It's for exercising.
  2094.  
  2095. 470
  2096. 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,540
  2097. My wife ordered one of those
  2098.  
  2099. 471
  2100. 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:16,940
  2101. Tony Little Gazelles off the TV.
  2102.  
  2103. 472
  2104. 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:18,840
  2105. You know, from the
  2106. guy with the ponytail?
  2107.  
  2108. 473
  2109. 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:21,540
  2110. That guy just doesn't look right to me.
  2111.  
  2112. 474
  2113. 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,840
  2114. I'll be right back.
  2115.  
  2116. 475
  2117. 00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:35,340
  2118. Excuse me.
  2119.  
  2120. 476
  2121. 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,240
  2122. Hi.
  2123.  
  2124. 477
  2125. 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:46,640
  2126. Hi.
  2127.  
  2128. 478
  2129. 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,040
  2130. You're playing music?
  2131.  
  2132. 479
  2133. 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,040
  2134. Juno wanted a little
  2135. closer look at Kimber.
  2136.  
  2137. 480
  2138. 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,540
  2139. Your guitar is named Kimber?
  2140.  
  2141. 481
  2142. 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:53,540
  2143. Yeah.
  2144.  
  2145. 482
  2146. 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,940
  2147. That's cool. My axe is named Roosevelt.
  2148.  
  2149. 483
  2150. 00:35:55,940 --> 00:36:00,140
  2151. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin
  2152. was the hot one with polio.
  2153.  
  2154. 484
  2155. 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,740
  2156. Gerta is downstairs, we still have
  2157.  
  2158. 485
  2159. 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,640
  2160. a lot of stuff to go over and do.
  2161.  
  2162. 486
  2163. 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,140
  2164. I got it.
  2165.  
  2166. 487
  2167. 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,740
  2168. Not to interrupt the jam session.
  2169.  
  2170. 488
  2171. 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,440
  2172. So, just look these over and if you
  2173. have any questions, call me at my office.
  2174.  
  2175. 489
  2176. 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:23,540
  2177. We would really appreciate it if you would just
  2178. keep us updated on any doctor's appointments,
  2179.  
  2180. 490
  2181. 00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:25,540
  2182. Ultrasounds, anything of that nature.
  2183.  
  2184. 491
  2185. 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,740
  2186. If it is not too much. For sure yeah you want to know how
  2187. your kid is cooking, I get it.
  2188.  
  2189. 492
  2190. 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,540
  2191. You think you're really
  2192. going to do this, then?
  2193.  
  2194. 493
  2195. 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,740
  2196. Yeah I know. I like you guys.
  2197.  
  2198. 494
  2199. 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,540
  2200. How sure would you say you are?
  2201.  
  2202. 495
  2203. 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:45,840
  2204. Would you say you're 80% sure, 90% sure?
  2205.  
  2206. 496
  2207. 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,140
  2208. I'm going to say I'm about 104% sure.
  2209.  
  2210. 497
  2211. 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,740
  2212. Really?
  2213.  
  2214. 498
  2215. 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:57,240
  2216. Seriously, if I could just have the thing
  2217. and give it to you now, I totally would,
  2218.  
  2219. 499
  2220. 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,740
  2221. But I'm guessing it looks probably
  2222. like a Sea Monkey right now,
  2223.  
  2224. 500
  2225. 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,440
  2226. And we should let it get
  2227. a little cuter, right?
  2228.  
  2229. 501
  2230. 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,840
  2231. - Yeah.
  2232. - Great.
  2233.  
  2234. 502
  2235. 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,240
  2236. Keep it in the oven.
  2237.  
  2238. 503
  2239. 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:08,440
  2240. I think that's a great idea.
  2241.  
  2242. 504
  2243. 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,640
  2244. Nice to meet you both.
  2245.  
  2246. 505
  2247. 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:12,640
  2248. Please, drive carefully.
  2249. Hopefully we'll hear from you soon.
  2250.  
  2251. 506
  2252. 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,940
  2253. - Take care.
  2254. - Buh bye.
  2255.  
  2256. 507
  2257. 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:52,340
  2258. Hey, man.
  2259.  
  2260. 508
  2261. 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,140
  2262. Hey, Vijay.
  2263.  
  2264. 509
  2265. 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:55,840
  2266. Did you hear Juno MacGuff is pregnant?
  2267.  
  2268. 510
  2269. 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:57,340
  2270. Yeah.
  2271.  
  2272. 511
  2273. 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,940
  2274. - Like our moms and teachers!
  2275. - Yeah.
  2276.  
  2277. 512
  2278. 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,240
  2279. Did you hear it's yours?
  2280.  
  2281. 513
  2282. 00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,140
  2283. Yup.
  2284.  
  2285. 514
  2286. 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,140
  2287. What a trip, man.
  2288.  
  2289. 515
  2290. 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,240
  2291. I don't really know too much about it.
  2292.  
  2293. 516
  2294. 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:10,340
  2295. You should grow a moustache.
  2296.  
  2297. 517
  2298. 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:12,140
  2299. I can't.
  2300.  
  2301. 518
  2302. 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,340
  2303. Me neither.
  2304.  
  2305. 519
  2306. 00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:15,040
  2307. But I'm going to stop
  2308. wearing underpants.
  2309.  
  2310. 520
  2311. 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,540
  2312. Raise my sperm count.
  2313.  
  2314. 521
  2315. 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:44,940
  2316. Juno, hey.
  2317.  
  2318. 522
  2319. 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:45,840
  2320. Hey, Bleek.
  2321.  
  2322. 523
  2323. 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,140
  2324. Me and some guys are gonna go to the movies
  2325. after school and we're gonna donut that flick
  2326.  
  2327. 524
  2328. 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,440
  2329. with the guy who has 18 kids.
  2330.  
  2331. 525
  2332. 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,940
  2333. Do you want to come?
  2334.  
  2335. 526
  2336. 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,240
  2337. Sounds awesome, but I got my ultrasound.
  2338.  
  2339. 527
  2340. 00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:58,140
  2341. Oh, really?
  2342.  
  2343. 528
  2344. 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,440
  2345. Can I...
  2346.  
  2347. 529
  2348. 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,140
  2349. ...Should I come?
  2350.  
  2351. 530
  2352. 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:09,040
  2353. Oh, you can't waste those donut balls there,
  2354.  
  2355. 531
  2356. 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,740
  2357. But maybe I could you know drop by later.
  2358.  
  2359. 532
  2360. 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,240
  2361. Okay, cool.
  2362.  
  2363. 533
  2364. 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,140
  2365. - Later, Bleek.
  2366. - See ya.
  2367.  
  2368. 534
  2369. 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,640
  2370. I'll save you a seat.
  2371.  
  2372. 535
  2373. 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:31,540
  2374. There's your baby.
  2375.  
  2376. 536
  2377. 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,840
  2378. Oh, my God.
  2379.  
  2380. 537
  2381. 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,340
  2382. There's a hand.
  2383.  
  2384. 538
  2385. 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:40,640
  2386. And an arm.
  2387.  
  2388. 539
  2389. 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,440
  2390. And there's the feet.
  2391.  
  2392. 540
  2393. 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:49,940
  2394. Would you look at that?
  2395.  
  2396. 541
  2397. 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:55,640
  2398. Check out Baby Big-Head. Dude,
  2399. that thing is freaky looking!
  2400.  
  2401. 542
  2402. 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,540
  2403. Excuse me, I am a sacred vessel.
  2404.  
  2405. 543
  2406. 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,740
  2407. All you've got in your
  2408. stomach is Taco Bell!
  2409.  
  2410. 544
  2411. 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,840
  2412. It's amazing that there's
  2413. actually saps that cry at this.
  2414.  
  2415. 545
  2416. 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,740
  2417. What? I'm not made of stone.
  2418.  
  2419. 546
  2420. 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,440
  2421. Well, there you have it.
  2422.  
  2423. 547
  2424. 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,540
  2425. Would you like to know the sex?
  2426.  
  2427. 548
  2428. 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:13,740
  2429. - Yes.
  2430. - No.
  2431.  
  2432. 549
  2433. 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,140
  2434. - Please, Junebug?
  2435. - Definitely, There's no sex.
  2436.  
  2437. 550
  2438. 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,340
  2439. Planning to be surprised
  2440. when you deliver?
  2441.  
  2442. 551
  2443. 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:23,040
  2444. I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised, and
  2445. if you told me, I'll just like ruin everything.
  2446.  
  2447. 552
  2448. 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,340
  2449. Are Mark and Vanessa
  2450. your friends at school?
  2451.  
  2452. 553
  2453. 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,140
  2454. No, they're the adoptive parents.
  2455.  
  2456. 554
  2457. 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,540
  2458. Oh. Well, thank goodness for that.
  2459.  
  2460. 555
  2461. 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:32,040
  2462. What's that supposed to mean?
  2463.  
  2464. 556
  2465. 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,040
  2466. I just see a lot of teenage
  2467. mothers come through here.
  2468.  
  2469. 557
  2470. 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,940
  2471. It's obviously a poisonous
  2472. environment to raise a baby in.
  2473.  
  2474. 558
  2475. 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:40,940
  2476. How do you know that I'm so poisonous?
  2477.  
  2478. 559
  2479. 00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:45,540
  2480. You know what if these adoptive parents
  2481. turn out to be like evil molesters?
  2482.  
  2483. 560
  2484. 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:46,840
  2485. Or like stage parents.
  2486.  
  2487. 561
  2488. 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,340
  2489. They could be utterly negligent.
  2490. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job
  2491.  
  2492. 562
  2493. 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,640
  2494. of raising a kid than my
  2495. dumbass stepdaughter ever would.
  2496.  
  2497. 563
  2498. 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,840
  2499. Have you considered that?
  2500.  
  2501. 564
  2502. 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,240
  2503. No, I guess not.
  2504.  
  2505. 565
  2506. 00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:57,540
  2507. What is your job title, exactly?
  2508.  
  2509. 566
  2510. 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,140
  2511. I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.
  2512.  
  2513. 567
  2514. 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:05,440
  2515. Well I'm a nail technician, and I think
  2516. we both ought to stick to what we know.
  2517.  
  2518. 568
  2519. 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:06,740
  2520. Excuse me?
  2521.  
  2522. 569
  2523. 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:10,340
  2524. You think you're so special because
  2525. you get to play Picture Pages up there?
  2526.  
  2527. 570
  2528. 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:14,540
  2529. My five year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell
  2530. you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.
  2531.  
  2532. 571
  2533. 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,540
  2534. So why don't you go back to night
  2535. school in Manteno and learn a real trade!
  2536.  
  2537. 572
  2538. 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,940
  2539. Bren, you're a dick!
  2540.  
  2541. 573
  2542. 00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:27,440
  2543. I love it.
  2544.  
  2545. 574
  2546. 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,940
  2547. Juno? Wow, I didn't
  2548. expect to see you here.
  2549.  
  2550. 575
  2551. 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,340
  2552. I have something really cool to
  2553. show you guys. Is Vanessa here?
  2554.  
  2555. 576
  2556. 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,540
  2557. No, actually she's working late tonight.
  2558.  
  2559. 577
  2560. 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,440
  2561. She's trying to accrue as much
  2562. time off as she can before...
  2563.  
  2564. 578
  2565. 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,540
  2566. Oh right. I hear these
  2567. are quite the time-suck.
  2568.  
  2569. 579
  2570. 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,040
  2571. Wanna come in? I was just
  2572. having a Ginseng Cooler.
  2573.  
  2574. 580
  2575. 00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,640
  2576. Would you like one?
  2577.  
  2578. 581
  2579. 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:53,340
  2580. What is it with you rich people
  2581. and your herb-infused juices?
  2582.  
  2583. 582
  2584. 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,440
  2585. It's probably got something to do with
  2586. those forty four-packs they come in.
  2587.  
  2588. 583
  2589. 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,840
  2590. They're not bad, though.
  2591.  
  2592. 584
  2593. 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,040
  2594. Why aren't you at work?
  2595.  
  2596. 585
  2597. 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:03,640
  2598. I work mostly from home. I'm a composer.
  2599.  
  2600. 586
  2601. 00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,240
  2602. No shit.
  2603.  
  2604. 587
  2605. 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,240
  2606. Like Johannes Brahms?
  2607.  
  2608. 588
  2609. 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:10,640
  2610. No, more commercial stuff.
  2611.  
  2612. 589
  2613. 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:11,940
  2614. Like what?
  2615.  
  2616. 590
  2617. 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,440
  2618. Commercials.
  2619.  
  2620. 591
  2621. 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,040
  2622. Have you seen the ads for the
  2623. Titanium Power men's deodorant?
  2624.  
  2625. 592
  2626. 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:29,540
  2627. Paid for this kitchen.
  2628.  
  2629. 593
  2630. 00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:34,440
  2631. You're quite the sellout, Mark.
  2632.  
  2633. 594
  2634. 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,740
  2635. I mean what would the Melvins say?
  2636.  
  2637. 595
  2638. 00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,640
  2639. Did you say you had
  2640. something to show me.
  2641.  
  2642. 596
  2643. 00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:43,140
  2644. Behold, good sir! Your future child.
  2645.  
  2646. 597
  2647. 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,040
  2648. Hey, look at that.
  2649.  
  2650. 598
  2651. 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:51,640
  2652. I think it looks like my friend Paulie.
  2653.  
  2654. 599
  2655. 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,040
  2656. Is he also bald and amorphous?
  2657.  
  2658. 600
  2659. 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,440
  2660. No, he's the dad.
  2661.  
  2662. 601
  2663. 00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:01,440
  2664. Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
  2665.  
  2666. 602
  2667. 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,240
  2668. I can't, the doctor can. But I
  2669. kind of want it to be a surprise.
  2670.  
  2671. 603
  2672. 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,440
  2673. Well, it can only go one of two ways.
  2674.  
  2675. 604
  2676. 00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:11,140
  2677. That's what you think.
  2678.  
  2679. 605
  2680. 00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:16,140
  2681. I drink tons of booze so you might end up with one
  2682. of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.
  2683.  
  2684. 606
  2685. 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:17,740
  2686. Junk, huh?
  2687.  
  2688. 607
  2689. 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,840
  2690. You know, it's parts.
  2691.  
  2692. 608
  2693. 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,140
  2694. I know what junk is.
  2695.  
  2696. 609
  2697. 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,140
  2698. Yeah, right.
  2699.  
  2700. 610
  2701. 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440
  2702. We definitely want it to
  2703. have some junk, please.
  2704.  
  2705. 611
  2706. 00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,540
  2707. Well, you don't need
  2708. to worry about a thing.
  2709.  
  2710. 612
  2711. 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,540
  2712. My stepmom, Bren, makes
  2713. me eat super healthy.
  2714.  
  2715. 613
  2716. 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,840
  2717. You know I can't stand in front of
  2718. the microwave and no red M&Ms.
  2719.  
  2720. 614
  2721. 00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:35,640
  2722. I hope you're ready.
  2723.  
  2724. 615
  2725. 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,740
  2726. Ooh... do you hear that?
  2727.  
  2728. 616
  2729. 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:40,640
  2730. What?
  2731.  
  2732. 617
  2733. 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,040
  2734. This is my favorite song. It's Sonic
  2735. Youth doing "Superstar" by the Carpenters.
  2736.  
  2737. 618
  2738. 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,540
  2739. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know the Carpenters.
  2740.  
  2741. 619
  2742. 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:50,840
  2743. Chick drummer, freaky dude.
  2744. Not unlike the White Stripes.
  2745.  
  2746. 620
  2747. 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,540
  2748. You haven't heard the Carpenters
  2749. like this. Just listen.
  2750.  
  2751. 621
  2752. 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,140
  2753. Yeah, I like this.
  2754.  
  2755. 622
  2756. 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:07,540
  2757. What did you say your favorite band was?
  2758.  
  2759. 623
  2760. 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:13,140
  2761. Didn't. It's a three-way tie between the
  2762. Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.
  2763.  
  2764. 624
  2765. 00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:15,940
  2766. I definitely need to make you some
  2767. CDs. At least while my kid's in there.
  2768.  
  2769. 625
  2770. 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,640
  2771. The Wizard of Gore?
  2772.  
  2773. 626
  2774. 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:26,540
  2775. That is Herschel Gordon Lewis.
  2776. He's the ultimate master of horror.
  2777.  
  2778. 627
  2779. 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:30,940
  2780. Please. Dario Argento is so
  2781. the ultimate master of horror.
  2782.  
  2783. 628
  2784. 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,240
  2785. Argento?
  2786.  
  2787. 629
  2788. 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:37,140
  2789. He's alright, but Lewis
  2790. is completely dimented.
  2791.  
  2792. 630
  2793. 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,240
  2794. We're talking buckets of goo.
  2795.  
  2796. 631
  2797. 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:43,840
  2798. I mean that red corn syrup all over the place.
  2799. Fake brains coming out the yin-yang.
  2800.  
  2801. 632
  2802. 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:47,240
  2803. Quite frankly, this
  2804. looks a little stupid.
  2805.  
  2806. 633
  2807. 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:49,840
  2808. Give me the tape.
  2809.  
  2810. 634
  2811. 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,940
  2812. This is even better than Suspiria.
  2813.  
  2814. 635
  2815. 00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,240
  2816. What'd I tell ya?
  2817.  
  2818. 636
  2819. 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:12,140
  2820. Cool those
  2821. You have decent taste in slasher movies.
  2822.  
  2823. 637
  2824. 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,640
  2825. Here's to dovetailing interests.
  2826.  
  2827. 638
  2828. 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,140
  2829. Have you guys thought of
  2830. any names for the baby yet?
  2831.  
  2832. 639
  2833. 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,240
  2834. Sort of, yes. Vanessa
  2835. likes Madison for a girl.
  2836.  
  2837. 640
  2838. 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,240
  2839. Madison?
  2840.  
  2841. 641
  2842. 00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:35,940
  2843. Isn't that a little, gay?
  2844.  
  2845. 642
  2846. 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,440
  2847. Well, pretentious much? Should everyone
  2848. just have a mysterious name like Juno?
  2849.  
  2850. 643
  2851. 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:48,240
  2852. My dad went through this huge obsession
  2853. with Roman and Greek mythology.
  2854.  
  2855. 644
  2856. 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,740
  2857. So he decided to name me after Zeus's wife,
  2858.  
  2859. 645
  2860. 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,540
  2861. Zeus had tons of lays, but I'm
  2862. pretty sure Juno was his only wife.
  2863.  
  2864. 646
  2865. 00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:02,040
  2866. She was supposed to be like really beautiful
  2867. but really mean. Like Diana Ross.
  2868.  
  2869. 647
  2870. 00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,540
  2871. That suits you.
  2872.  
  2873. 648
  2874. 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,440
  2875. Thanks?
  2876.  
  2877. 649
  2878. 00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,140
  2879. You're something else.
  2880.  
  2881. 650
  2882. 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:19,440
  2883. Here's Vanessa. You'd better go. Why?
  2884.  
  2885. 651
  2886. 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,840
  2887. She hates when I sit around watching
  2888. movies and I don't contribute.
  2889.  
  2890. 652
  2891. 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,940
  2892. I'll handle this. I'm really
  2893. good at diffusing mom-type rage.
  2894.  
  2895. 653
  2896. 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:29,940
  2897. No, Juno, no.
  2898.  
  2899. 654
  2900. 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,440
  2901. Juno, what's going on?
  2902.  
  2903. 655
  2904. 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:35,840
  2905. - Nothing.
  2906. - What are you doing here? What's wrong?
  2907.  
  2908. 656
  2909. 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,240
  2910. Nothing, I went to the doctor today.
  2911.  
  2912. 657
  2913. 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:38,440
  2914. Is there something wrong with the baby?
  2915.  
  2916. 658
  2917. 00:47:38,740 --> 00:47:39,340
  2918. The baby is great.
  2919.  
  2920. 659
  2921. 00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:42,240
  2922. It's the right size and everything.
  2923. I even saw its phalanges today!
  2924.  
  2925. 660
  2926. 00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:43,540
  2927. Here.
  2928.  
  2929. 661
  2930. 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,340
  2931. It's the baby.
  2932.  
  2933. 662
  2934. 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:48,040
  2935. It's your baby.
  2936.  
  2937. 663
  2938. 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,240
  2939. It kinda looks like it's waving.
  2940.  
  2941. 664
  2942. 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:59,140
  2943. Like it's saying "Hey,
  2944. Vanessa. Will you be my mom?"
  2945.  
  2946. 665
  2947. 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:00,840
  2948. Yeah, it kind of does.
  2949.  
  2950. 666
  2951. 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,040
  2952. Juno was nice enough to
  2953. bring that over for us today.
  2954.  
  2955. 667
  2956. 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:08,340
  2957. I came as soon as I got that
  2958. ultrasound goo off my pelvis.
  2959.  
  2960. 668
  2961. 00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:10,140
  2962. It was crazy actually,
  2963.  
  2964. 669
  2965. 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:15,040
  2966. My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound
  2967. tech so we got escorted off the premises.
  2968.  
  2969. 670
  2970. 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,540
  2971. Wow, what kind of swag did you score?
  2972.  
  2973. 671
  2974. 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,540
  2975. Mall madness, huh?
  2976.  
  2977. 672
  2978. 00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:26,040
  2979. It's just some stuff I
  2980. picked up for the baby.
  2981.  
  2982. 673
  2983. 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:29,040
  2984. Don't you usually get all
  2985. that stuff like at a baby shower?
  2986.  
  2987. 674
  2988. 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:33,040
  2989. Just when my stepmom was pregnant with my
  2990. little sister she got a million gifts.
  2991.  
  2992. 675
  2993. 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,840
  2994. You know but I wasn't jealous 'cause
  2995. they all were super lame.
  2996.  
  2997. 676
  2998. 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:38,040
  2999. I doubt anyone's gonna
  3000. throw us a shower.
  3001.  
  3002. 677
  3003. 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,740
  3004. Why wouldn't they
  3005. throw you a baby shower?
  3006.  
  3007. 678
  3008. 00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:46,540
  3009. I don't think people know how to feel about
  3010. this situation because it's not set in stone.
  3011.  
  3012. 679
  3013. 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,840
  3014. What isn't set...
  3015.  
  3016. 680
  3017. 00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:52,740
  3018. No, no, no, You don't think I'm
  3019. going to flake out on you?
  3020.  
  3021. 681
  3022. 00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:55,040
  3023. No, I don't, Juno.
  3024.  
  3025. 682
  3026. 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,240
  3027. We went through a situation before
  3028.  
  3029. 683
  3030. 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,940
  3031. where it didn't work out.
  3032.  
  3033. 684
  3034. 00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:00,240
  3035. Cold feet.
  3036.  
  3037. 685
  3038. 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,840
  3039. You should have gone to China.
  3040.  
  3041. 686
  3042. 00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:11,440
  3043. You know cause I hear they give away
  3044. babies like free iPods.
  3045.  
  3046. 687
  3047. 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,040
  3048. You know they pretty much put 'em in those T-shirt guns
  3049.  
  3050. 688
  3051. 00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:16,640
  3052. and shoot them out at sporting events.
  3053.  
  3054. 689
  3055. 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,640
  3056. Your parents are probably
  3057. wondering where you are.
  3058.  
  3059. 690
  3060. 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:23,640
  3061. Naah. I mean I'm already pregnant,
  3062.  
  3063. 691
  3064. 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,540
  3065. so what other kind of
  3066. shenanigans could I get into?
  3067.  
  3068. 692
  3069. 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:29,140
  3070. I should probably bounce.
  3071.  
  3072. 693
  3073. 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,640
  3074. Hey, don't forget your bag.
  3075.  
  3076. 694
  3077. 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,140
  3078. Ah, bag!
  3079.  
  3080. 695
  3081. 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,640
  3082. Okay, take care.
  3083.  
  3084. 696
  3085. 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:02,940
  3086. Where the hell have you been, Junebug?
  3087.  
  3088. 697
  3089. 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,640
  3090. I just drove to St. Cloud to show
  3091. Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound.
  3092.  
  3093. 698
  3094. 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,940
  3095. I ended up staying
  3096. for a couple of hours.
  3097.  
  3098. 699
  3099. 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,940
  3100. A couple of hours? Why are you
  3101. going over there in the first place?
  3102.  
  3103. 700
  3104. 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,840
  3105. They just you know they wanted to know about this stuff.
  3106. I said I'd keep them updated, so I did!
  3107.  
  3108. 701
  3109. 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,040
  3110. You could have mailed it to them.
  3111.  
  3112. 702
  3113. 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:22,040
  3114. Why would you drive an hour
  3115. out to East Jesus, Nowhere?
  3116.  
  3117. 703
  3118. 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,640
  3119. I don't know, I just did.
  3120.  
  3121. 704
  3122. 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,340
  3123. And while Mark and I
  3124. were waiting for Vanessa,
  3125.  
  3126. 705
  3127. 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:29,540
  3128. we watched The Wizard of Gore,
  3129.  
  3130. 706
  3131. 00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,840
  3132. And he burned me a couple
  3133. of CDs of this weird music.
  3134.  
  3135. 707
  3136. 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,340
  3137. Cool. He's kind of cool.
  3138.  
  3139. 708
  3140. 00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:42,140
  3141. Juno, you can't just
  3142. drop in on them like that.
  3143.  
  3144. 709
  3145. 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:46,440
  3146. No, it was not a big deal.
  3147. He was totally cool with it.
  3148.  
  3149. 710
  3150. 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,740
  3151. You don't understand.
  3152.  
  3153. 711
  3154. 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,440
  3155. Mark is a married man,
  3156. there are boundaries.
  3157.  
  3158. 712
  3159. 00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:52,140
  3160. Oh, come on.
  3161.  
  3162. 713
  3163. 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,340
  3164. Listen,
  3165.  
  3166. 714
  3167. 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,640
  3168. Bren-duhhh.
  3169.  
  3170. 715
  3171. 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,740
  3172. You're acting like you're the
  3173. one who has to go through this
  3174.  
  3175. 716
  3176. 00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:03,540
  3177. Look like your the one who has get huge and shove a baby
  3178. out of your vag for someone else.
  3179.  
  3180. 717
  3181. 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,240
  3182. What does it even
  3183. matter if he's married?
  3184.  
  3185. 718
  3186. 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,040
  3187. I can have friends that are married.
  3188.  
  3189. 719
  3190. 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,340
  3191. It doesn't work that way, kiddo.
  3192.  
  3193. 720
  3194. 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,640
  3195. You don't know squat about
  3196. the dynamics of marriage.
  3197.  
  3198. 721
  3199. 00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:12,040
  3200. You don't know anything about me!
  3201.  
  3202. 722
  3203. 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,240
  3204. I know enough.
  3205.  
  3206. 723
  3207. 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,140
  3208. We don't even have a dog!
  3209.  
  3210. 724
  3211. 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,140
  3212. Yeah, we don't have a dog because you're
  3213. allergic to their saliva.
  3214.  
  3215. 725
  3216. 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:25,640
  3217. I have sacrificed a lot for you, Juno.
  3218. But in a couple years when you move out
  3219.  
  3220. 726
  3221. 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,440
  3222. I'm going to get Weimaraners.
  3223.  
  3224. 727
  3225. 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:28,740
  3226. Wow, dream big!
  3227.  
  3228. 728
  3229. 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,440
  3230. Oh, go fly a kite.
  3231.  
  3232. 729
  3233. 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,040
  3234. Hi, Juno.
  3235.  
  3236. 730
  3237. 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:57,840
  3238. What can I do for you?
  3239.  
  3240. 731
  3241. 00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:00,740
  3242. Bleeker home?
  3243.  
  3244. 732
  3245. 00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:03,740
  3246. Bleeker's mom was
  3247. possibly attractive once.
  3248.  
  3249. 733
  3250. 00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:05,440
  3251. But now she looks like a hobbit.
  3252.  
  3253. 734
  3254. 00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:09,440
  3255. You know, the fat one
  3256. that was in The Goonies.
  3257.  
  3258. 735
  3259. 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,040
  3260. Hey, man,
  3261.  
  3262. 736
  3263. 00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:21,640
  3264. Don't concentrate so hard.
  3265. I think I can smell your hair all burning.
  3266.  
  3267. 737
  3268. 00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:22,840
  3269. Hey, what's up?
  3270.  
  3271. 738
  3272. 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,140
  3273. Not much, I just wanted to come say hey.
  3274.  
  3275. 739
  3276. 00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:29,840
  3277. I miss hanging out with
  3278. you on school nights.
  3279.  
  3280. 740
  3281. 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,440
  3282. Orange Tic-Tacs are
  3283. Bleeker's one and only vice.
  3284.  
  3285. 741
  3286. 00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:38,840
  3287. The day I got pregnant, his mouth
  3288. tasted really tangy and delicious.
  3289.  
  3290. 742
  3291. 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,240
  3292. You seem to be getting...
  3293.  
  3294. 743
  3295. 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,040
  3296. ...pregnant-er these days.
  3297.  
  3298. 744
  3299. 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,740
  3300. Ya know, I set up this
  3301. whole private adoption...
  3302.  
  3303. 745
  3304. 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:03,040
  3305. ...and this married couple in Saint
  3306. Cloud are going to be the parents.
  3307.  
  3308. 746
  3309. 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:04,240
  3310. Yeah?
  3311.  
  3312. 747
  3313. 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,640
  3314. What are they like?
  3315.  
  3316. 748
  3317. 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,640
  3318. Well I mean the guy, he's awesome.
  3319.  
  3320. 749
  3321. 00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:12,040
  3322. His name is Mark and
  3323.  
  3324. 750
  3325. 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,240
  3326. he likes old horror movies
  3327. and he plays the guitar.
  3328.  
  3329. 751
  3330. 00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:17,340
  3331. We actually hung out this afternoon.
  3332.  
  3333. 752
  3334. 00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:18,940
  3335. Is that normal?
  3336.  
  3337. 753
  3338. 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,040
  3339. Probably not, but...
  3340.  
  3341. 754
  3342. 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:27,040
  3343. Listen I talked to dad and Bren and they said
  3344. they wouldn't narc you out to your folks,
  3345.  
  3346. 755
  3347. 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:27,940
  3348. So,
  3349.  
  3350. 756
  3351. 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,140
  3352. I think we should be cool you know.
  3353.  
  3354. 757
  3355. 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,040
  3356. That's a relief.
  3357.  
  3358. 758
  3359. 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,840
  3360. I'm gonna start looking
  3361.  
  3362. 759
  3363. 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:41,540
  3364. like a pretty big dork soon.
  3365.  
  3366. 760
  3367. 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,740
  3368. Will you still think
  3369. I'm cute when I'm huge?
  3370.  
  3371. 761
  3372. 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,540
  3373. I always think you're cute.
  3374.  
  3375. 762
  3376. 00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:50,540
  3377. I think you're beautiful.
  3378.  
  3379. 763
  3380. 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:52,140
  3381. Jeez, Bleek.
  3382.  
  3383. 764
  3384. 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,440
  3385. I do.
  3386.  
  3387. 765
  3388. 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:01,440
  3389. Hey Junebug, you know when this is all over
  3390. we should get the band back together.
  3391.  
  3392. 766
  3393. 00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:03,440
  3394. Yeah.
  3395.  
  3396. 767
  3397. 00:54:04,540 --> 00:54:05,540
  3398. That would be awesome.
  3399.  
  3400. 768
  3401. 00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:07,740
  3402. I mean once Tino gets a new drumhead
  3403.  
  3404. 769
  3405. 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,940
  3406. we're just, like, ready to rock.
  3407.  
  3408. 770
  3409. 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,640
  3410. I mean we could always get back together too.
  3411.  
  3412. 771
  3413. 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,540
  3414. That's an option.
  3415.  
  3416. 772
  3417. 00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:21,740
  3418. Were we together?
  3419.  
  3420. 773
  3421. 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,240
  3422. Yeah, we were once.
  3423.  
  3424. 774
  3425. 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:26,840
  3426. That time.
  3427.  
  3428. 775
  3429. 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,040
  3430. What about Katrina De Voort?
  3431.  
  3432. 776
  3433. 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,340
  3434. You could totally go out
  3435. with Katrina De Voort.
  3436.  
  3437. 777
  3438. 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,540
  3439. I don't like Katrina.
  3440.  
  3441. 778
  3442. 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,240
  3443. She smells like soup.
  3444.  
  3445. 779
  3446. 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:42,940
  3447. Her whole house smells like soup.
  3448.  
  3449. 780
  3450. 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,340
  3451. Okay.
  3452.  
  3453. 781
  3454. 00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:58,140
  3455. So we have Custard and Cheesecake.
  3456.  
  3457. 782
  3458. 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,240
  3459. They're yellow.
  3460.  
  3461. 783
  3462. 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,340
  3463. I wanted to pick something
  3464. that was gender-neutral until
  3465.  
  3466. 784
  3467. 00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:08,340
  3468. Until we get the baby and then we
  3469. can just add a more decisive palette.
  3470.  
  3471. 785
  3472. 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,640
  3473. Why does everyone think
  3474. yellow is gender-neutral?
  3475.  
  3476. 786
  3477. 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:13,040
  3478. I don't know any guy
  3479. with a yellow bedroom.
  3480.  
  3481. 787
  3482. 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,640
  3483. I'm thinking more
  3484. Custard with this light.
  3485.  
  3486. 788
  3487. 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,440
  3488. I don't know. Maybe I should
  3489. paint a larger swatch...
  3490.  
  3491. 789
  3492. 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,240
  3493. Or you could wait a few more months.
  3494.  
  3495. 790
  3496. 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,840
  3497. It's not like the baby's going to storm
  3498. in here demanding dessert-colored walls.
  3499.  
  3500. 791
  3501. 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:44,240
  3502. "What to Expect" says that readying the baby's
  3503. room is an important process for the woman.
  3504.  
  3505. 792
  3506. 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,840
  3507. Especially if you're adopting.
  3508. It's called "nesting. "
  3509.  
  3510. 793
  3511. 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:48,640
  3512. Nesting?
  3513.  
  3514. 794
  3515. 00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:53,140
  3516. Are you going to build the
  3517. crib out of sticks and spit?
  3518.  
  3519. 795
  3520. 00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,140
  3521. You should read the book. I flagged
  3522. the "daddy chapters" for you.
  3523.  
  3524. 796
  3525. 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,840
  3526. I think it's too early to paint.
  3527.  
  3528. 797
  3529. 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,340
  3530. That's my opinion.
  3531.  
  3532. 798
  3533. 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,740
  3534. I disagree.
  3535.  
  3536. 799
  3537. 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:11,340
  3538. This wall is going to need something.
  3539.  
  3540. 800
  3541. 00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:16,840
  3542. Our first family photo
  3543. right in the middle.
  3544.  
  3545. 801
  3546. 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,040
  3547. Right up there.
  3548.  
  3549. 802
  3550. 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,640
  3551. Can you see it?
  3552.  
  3553. 803
  3554. 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,540
  3555. Yum! This pretzel tastes
  3556. like a friggin' donut!
  3557.  
  3558. 804
  3559. 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,640
  3560. Share the love, sweetness!
  3561.  
  3562. 805
  3563. 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,840
  3564. You can't have any.
  3565.  
  3566. 806
  3567. 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,840
  3568. She's assaulting me!
  3569.  
  3570. 807
  3571. 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,040
  3572. She's denying me fresh-baked goodness!
  3573.  
  3574. 808
  3575. 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:40,040
  3576. Oh, my God.
  3577.  
  3578. 809
  3579. 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,240
  3580. That's her. That's Vanessa Loring.
  3581.  
  3582. 810
  3583. 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,040
  3584. Of the Penny Saver Lorings?
  3585.  
  3586. 811
  3587. 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,840
  3588. Dude, she's, like, really pretty.
  3589.  
  3590. 812
  3591. 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,940
  3592. You sound like totally shocked or something.
  3593.  
  3594. 813
  3595. 00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:58,240
  3596. She's totally gonna steal
  3597. that little kid for her collection.
  3598.  
  3599. 814
  3600. 00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,540
  3601. Right, seriously.
  3602.  
  3603. 815
  3604. 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,340
  3605. Boring!
  3606.  
  3607. 816
  3608. 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:26,040
  3609. I could so go for a huge cookie right now with like,
  3610. a lamb kebab, simultaneously.
  3611.  
  3612. 817
  3613. 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,740
  3614. God, Spermy. Must you always feed?
  3615.  
  3616. 818
  3617. 00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:32,240
  3618. It's like, never-ending for you.
  3619.  
  3620. 819
  3621. 00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:34,440
  3622. Juno!
  3623.  
  3624. 820
  3625. 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:36,140
  3626. Hi, Vanessa!
  3627.  
  3628. 821
  3629. 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,440
  3630. What brings you to the mall today?
  3631.  
  3632. 822
  3633. 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,040
  3634. I was just shopping you know with my girlfriends.
  3635.  
  3636. 823
  3637. 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,540
  3638. You're gay?
  3639.  
  3640. 824
  3641. 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,540
  3642. No.
  3643.  
  3644. 825
  3645. 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,140
  3646. Just ignore her.
  3647.  
  3648. 826
  3649. 00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:46,840
  3650. Well, how are you feeling?
  3651.  
  3652. 827
  3653. 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,940
  3654. Great! Everything's stupendous.
  3655.  
  3656. 828
  3657. 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,140
  3658. Oh, coming in on that snooze button.
  3659.  
  3660. 829
  3661. 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:55,540
  3662. That's incredible.
  3663.  
  3664. 830
  3665. 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:57,740
  3666. Oh, God.
  3667.  
  3668. 831
  3669. 00:57:59,040 --> 00:57:59,840
  3670. What?
  3671.  
  3672. 832
  3673. 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,440
  3674. Kicking away.
  3675.  
  3676. 833
  3677. 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,540
  3678. Could I feel it?
  3679.  
  3680. 834
  3681. 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,740
  3682. Are you kidding?
  3683.  
  3684. 835
  3685. 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,740
  3686. God at school everyone's just
  3687. grabbing my belly all the time it's crazy.
  3688.  
  3689. 836
  3690. 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,040
  3691. I'm a legend.
  3692. You know they call me the Cautionary Whale.
  3693.  
  3694. 837
  3695. 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,740
  3696. I can't feel anything.
  3697.  
  3698. 838
  3699. 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,140
  3700. It's not moving for me.
  3701.  
  3702. 839
  3703. 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,040
  3704. You should try talking to it.
  3705.  
  3706. 840
  3707. 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,340
  3708. Cause supposibly they can hear you, even though it's
  3709. all ten thousand leagues under the sea.
  3710.  
  3711. 841
  3712. 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,340
  3713. Hi, baby.
  3714.  
  3715. 842
  3716. 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,740
  3717. It's me. It's Vanessa.
  3718.  
  3719. 843
  3720. 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:05,640
  3721. I can't wait to meet you.
  3722.  
  3723. 844
  3724. 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,940
  3725. Can you hear me, baby?
  3726.  
  3727. 845
  3728. 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,640
  3729. Sweet angel?
  3730.  
  3731. 846
  3732. 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,140
  3733. I felt it!
  3734.  
  3735. 847
  3736. 00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:33,640
  3737. That was magical.
  3738.  
  3739. 848
  3740. 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,140
  3741. Thank you.
  3742.  
  3743. 849
  3744. 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,640
  3745. Thank you.
  3746.  
  3747. 850
  3748. 01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:34,840
  3749. Hello?
  3750.  
  3751. 851
  3752. 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,140
  3753. Hey!
  3754.  
  3755. 852
  3756. 01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:40,540
  3757. So, I've been listening to that
  3758. really weird CD that you made me.
  3759.  
  3760. 853
  3761. 01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,540
  3762. Yeah? What's the verdict?
  3763.  
  3764. 854
  3765. 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,240
  3766. Well, it's cute.
  3767.  
  3768. 855
  3769. 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:44,940
  3770. It's cute?
  3771.  
  3772. 856
  3773. 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,040
  3774. When you're used to listening to the
  3775. raw power of Iggy and the Stooges,
  3776.  
  3777. 857
  3778. 01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:51,840
  3779. everything else just sounds
  3780. kind of like precious in comparison.
  3781.  
  3782. 858
  3783. 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,640
  3784. I imagine you have a collection of
  3785. punk chestnuts to prove your point.
  3786.  
  3787. 859
  3788. 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:56,740
  3789. Well...
  3790.  
  3791. 860
  3792. 01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:59,340
  3793. ...consider it your musical education.
  3794.  
  3795. 861
  3796. 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:01,740
  3797. I can't wait to see what
  3798. you've got to teach me.
  3799.  
  3800. 862
  3801. 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,340
  3802. Stop surfing porn and get back to work.
  3803.  
  3804. 863
  3805. 01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:07,340
  3806. Just wanted to call and say hi.
  3807.  
  3808. 864
  3809. 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:09,740
  3810. Go learn something.
  3811.  
  3812. 865
  3813. 01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:15,840
  3814. - Oh, a little trip down Mexico way.
  3815. - And Greece and China apparently.
  3816.  
  3817. 866
  3818. 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,040
  3819. How many months has it been now?
  3820.  
  3821. 867
  3822. 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,040
  3823. You're getting huge.
  3824.  
  3825. 868
  3826. 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:23,240
  3827. It's homing in on the eight. You
  3828. should see how weird I look naked.
  3829.  
  3830. 869
  3831. 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,740
  3832. I wish my funbags would get bigger.
  3833.  
  3834. 870
  3835. 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:29,040
  3836. Trust me, you don't. I have to
  3837. actually wear a friggin' bra now
  3838.  
  3839. 871
  3840. 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:34,940
  3841. and rub all this nasty cocoa butter
  3842. stuff on myself so my skin won't explode.
  3843.  
  3844. 872
  3845. 01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:35,940
  3846. Hot!
  3847.  
  3848. 873
  3849. 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,040
  3850. Why is everyone always staring at me?
  3851.  
  3852. 874
  3853. 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,240
  3854. Well, you are kind of convex, you know?
  3855.  
  3856. 875
  3857. 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:48,040
  3858. Whoah! Who's been doing their
  3859. geometry homework for once!
  3860.  
  3861. 876
  3862. 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,240
  3863. I have no choice. Keith has
  3864. been grading me like so hard lately.
  3865.  
  3866. 877
  3867. 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,140
  3868. Do not call Mr. Conyers "Keith". Why?
  3869.  
  3870. 878
  3871. 01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:57,040
  3872. 'Cause my barf reflex is
  3873. really enheightened these days.
  3874.  
  3875. 879
  3876. 01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:58,140
  3877. But Keith's hot.
  3878.  
  3879. 880
  3880. 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:02,940
  3881. Eww, he's all beardy!
  3882.  
  3883. 881
  3884. 01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:07,640
  3885. Did you hear that Bleek is going
  3886. to the prom with Katrina De Voort?
  3887.  
  3888. 882
  3889. 01:02:09,540 --> 01:02:10,740
  3890. Katrina?
  3891.  
  3892. 883
  3893. 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,340
  3894. No way, he doesn't like Katrina.
  3895.  
  3896. 884
  3897. 01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:14,740
  3898. Must be like a pity date or something.
  3899.  
  3900. 885
  3901. 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,440
  3902. I heard he asked her and
  3903. that they're going to Benihana,
  3904.  
  3905. 886
  3906. 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,940
  3907. and then prom, and then
  3908. Vijay's parents' cabin.
  3909.  
  3910. 887
  3911. 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,040
  3912. He told me that Katrina's
  3913. house smells like soup!
  3914.  
  3915. 888
  3916. 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,840
  3917. Oh my God, it totally does.
  3918.  
  3919. 889
  3920. 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:28,940
  3921. I was there like 4 years ago for her birthday
  3922. party and it was like Lipton Landing.
  3923.  
  3924. 890
  3925. 01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:32,340
  3926. But you know, boys have endured
  3927. way worse things for nookie.
  3928.  
  3929. 891
  3930. 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,640
  3931. Oh, please.
  3932.  
  3933. 892
  3934. 01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:36,940
  3935. There is no way that they're having sex,
  3936.  
  3937. 893
  3938. 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,640
  3939. I mean they wouldn't even be holding hands.
  3940.  
  3941. 894
  3942. 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,840
  3943. I wouldn't be so sure,
  3944. he did it with you.
  3945.  
  3946. 895
  3947. 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,740
  3948. Yeah, 'cause Bleek trusts me.
  3949.  
  3950. 896
  3951. 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,440
  3952. We're best friends.
  3953.  
  3954. 897
  3955. 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,040
  3956. Are you jealous?
  3957.  
  3958. 898
  3959. 01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:49,540
  3960. I thought you said you
  3961. didn't care what he did.
  3962.  
  3963. 899
  3964. 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,840
  3965. Not jealous, don't care.
  3966.  
  3967. 900
  3968. 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,140
  3969. It's just I know Bleek doesn't like
  3970. Katrina and he shouldn't
  3971.  
  3972. 901
  3973. 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:55,740
  3974. toy with her emotions like
  3975. that. She seems pretty nice.
  3976.  
  3977. 902
  3978. 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,040
  3979. Uh-huh, I'm really convinced.
  3980.  
  3981. 903
  3982. 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,040
  3983. You know prom is for wenises, anyway.
  3984.  
  3985. 904
  3986. 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,840
  3987. As soon as you're old enough
  3988. to go, it's so not cool anymore.
  3989.  
  3990. 905
  3991. 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:15,540
  3992. Are you honestly and truly going
  3993. to the prom with Katrina De Voort?
  3994.  
  3995. 906
  3996. 01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,640
  3997. Uh, hi?
  3998.  
  3999. 907
  4000. 01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,340
  4001. Leah just said that you
  4002. were gonna go with her.
  4003.  
  4004. 908
  4005. 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,740
  4006. Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go.
  4007.  
  4008. 909
  4009. 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,740
  4010. A bunch of us from the
  4011. team are going to Benihana,
  4012.  
  4013. 910
  4014. 01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:28,240
  4015. then go the prom, then go
  4016. to Vijay's parents' cabin.
  4017.  
  4018. 911
  4019. 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:33,440
  4020. We're getting a stretch limo.
  4021.  
  4022. 912
  4023. 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,740
  4024. Your mom must be pretty stoked
  4025. that you're not taking me.
  4026.  
  4027. 913
  4028. 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,940
  4029. You're mad. Why are you mad?
  4030.  
  4031. 914
  4032. 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:43,040
  4033. I'm not mad. I'm in a great mood.
  4034.  
  4035. 915
  4036. 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,840
  4037. I mean despite the fact that I'm in
  4038. a fat suit I can't take off,
  4039.  
  4040. 916
  4041. 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,340
  4042. despite the fact that pretty
  4043. much everyone is making
  4044.  
  4045. 917
  4046. 01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:52,240
  4047. fun of me behind my back,
  4048. despite the fact that
  4049.  
  4050. 918
  4051. 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,440
  4052. your little girlfriend gave me the
  4053. stinkeye in art class yesterday.
  4054.  
  4055. 919
  4056. 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,440
  4057. Katrina's not my girlfriend alright! And I
  4058. doubt that she gave you the stinkeye.
  4059.  
  4060. 920
  4061. 01:03:57,940 --> 01:04:00,940
  4062. That's just the way her face looks.
  4063. It's just her face.
  4064.  
  4065. 921
  4066. 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:09,040
  4067. Yeah you just take Soupy Sales to prom, I can think
  4068. of so many cooler things to do that night.
  4069.  
  4070. 922
  4071. 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:14,240
  4072. Like you know I might pumice my feet or go
  4073. to Bren's Unitarian church,
  4074.  
  4075. 923
  4076. 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:18,540
  4077. maybe get hit by a truck
  4078. full of hot garbage juice.
  4079.  
  4080. 924
  4081. 01:04:16,540 --> 01:04:20,640
  4082. All those things would be exponentially
  4083. cooler than going to the prom with you.
  4084.  
  4085. 925
  4086. 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:25,240
  4087. You're being really immature.
  4088.  
  4089. 926
  4090. 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,140
  4091. You have no reason to be mad
  4092. at me. I mean you broke my heart.
  4093.  
  4094. 927
  4095. 01:04:30,140 --> 01:04:32,840
  4096. I should be royally ticked off at you.
  4097.  
  4098. 928
  4099. 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,840
  4100. I should be really cheesed off. I
  4101. shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.
  4102.  
  4103. 929
  4104. 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:42,040
  4105. Why? Because I got bored and had sex with
  4106. you, and then I didn't wanna, like, marry you?
  4107.  
  4108. 930
  4109. 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,340
  4110. Like I'd marry you! You'd
  4111. be the meanest wife ever okay.
  4112.  
  4113. 931
  4114. 01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:46,840
  4115. And I know that you
  4116. weren't bored that day
  4117.  
  4118. 932
  4119. 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,740
  4120. because there was a lot of stuff on TV.
  4121.  
  4122. 933
  4123. 01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:52,840
  4124. The Blair Witch Project was
  4125. coming on Starz, and you were like,
  4126.  
  4127. 934
  4128. 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:58,540
  4129. "I haven't seen this since it came out, but we should
  4130.   watch it, no we should just make out instead. La la la. "
  4131.  
  4132. 935
  4133. 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,740
  4134. You just take Katrina the
  4135. Douche Packer to the prom.
  4136.  
  4137. 936
  4138. 01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:07,540
  4139. I'm sure you two will
  4140. have a real bitchin' time!
  4141.  
  4142. 937
  4143. 01:05:07,740 --> 01:05:08,840
  4144. I still have your underwear.
  4145.  
  4146. 938
  4147. 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,140
  4148. I still have your virginity!
  4149.  
  4150. 939
  4151. 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,740
  4152. Would you shut up!
  4153.  
  4154. 940
  4155. 01:05:12,940 --> 01:05:14,740
  4156. What? Are you ashamed that we did it?
  4157.  
  4158. 941
  4159. 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,340
  4160. - No.
  4161. - 'Cause at least
  4162.  
  4163. 942
  4164. 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:19,240
  4165. you don't have to have the
  4166. evidence under your sweater.
  4167.  
  4168. 943
  4169. 01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:22,140
  4170. I'm a planet!
  4171.  
  4172. 944
  4173. 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,440
  4174. Wait, let me get your bag.
  4175.  
  4176. 945
  4177. 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,740
  4178. What's another 10 pounds?
  4179.  
  4180. 946
  4181. 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,240
  4182. Hi.
  4183.  
  4184. 947
  4185. 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,340
  4186. Wow. That shirt's working hard.
  4187.  
  4188. 948
  4189. 01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,240
  4190. Is Vanessa here?
  4191.  
  4192. 949
  4193. 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,340
  4194. No. We are safe.
  4195.  
  4196. 950
  4197. 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:28,040
  4198. I'm glad you're here, I
  4199. actually have something for you.
  4200.  
  4201. 951
  4202. 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,040
  4203. Almost there.
  4204.  
  4205. 952
  4206. 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:39,840
  4207. Whoah, Mark! Is this the
  4208. baby's room? It's beautiful!
  4209.  
  4210. 953
  4211. 01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:41,540
  4212. Hilarious.
  4213.  
  4214. 954
  4215. 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,340
  4216. This is where I keep all my old comics,
  4217.  
  4218. 955
  4219. 01:06:44,740 --> 01:06:46,040
  4220. And I want to show you one.
  4221.  
  4222. 956
  4223. 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,940
  4224. You're one of those guys?
  4225.  
  4226. 957
  4227. 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,240
  4228. Take a look.
  4229.  
  4230. 958
  4231. 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,440
  4232. Most Fruitful Yuki?
  4233.  
  4234. 959
  4235. 01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:57,340
  4236. Is this a pregnant superhero?
  4237.  
  4238. 960
  4239. 01:06:57,940 --> 01:06:58,840
  4240. Isn't that great?
  4241.  
  4242. 961
  4243. 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,440
  4244. I found it in Japan when
  4245. I was there with my band.
  4246.  
  4247. 962
  4248. 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,640
  4249. It reminds me of you.
  4250.  
  4251. 963
  4252. 01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:03,040
  4253. Hells, yeah!
  4254.  
  4255. 964
  4256. 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,740
  4257. This actually makes me
  4258. feel way less of a fat dork.
  4259.  
  4260. 965
  4261. 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,240
  4262. Yuki is a real bad ass.
  4263.  
  4264. 966
  4265. 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,540
  4266. You should be very proud
  4267. being in the same condition.
  4268.  
  4269. 967
  4270. 01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:14,840
  4271. Thank you.
  4272.  
  4273. 968
  4274. 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:17,640
  4275. Oh, how about some tunage?
  4276.  
  4277. 969
  4278. 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,840
  4279. Alright, don't look, no matter what.
  4280.  
  4281. 970
  4282. 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:25,440
  4283. This one is actually kinda slow.
  4284.  
  4285. 971
  4286. 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:30,240
  4287. But it's Mott the Hoople so it's
  4288. still totally rad and hardcore.
  4289.  
  4290. 972
  4291. 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,340
  4292. I know this one.
  4293.  
  4294. 973
  4295. 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:39,940
  4296. - You do?
  4297. - Yeah, this song is older than I am if you ever believe it.
  4298.  
  4299. 974
  4300. 01:07:39,940 --> 01:07:41,740
  4301. I danced to this at my senior prom.
  4302.  
  4303. 975
  4304. 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,540
  4305. Who'd you dance with?
  4306.  
  4307. 976
  4308. 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:46,940
  4309. Cynthia Vogel, great dance partner.
  4310.  
  4311. 977
  4312. 01:07:48,740 --> 01:07:49,340
  4313. She let me put my
  4314. hands all over her butt.
  4315.  
  4316. 978
  4317. 01:07:49,340 --> 01:07:50,940
  4318. - Hot.
  4319. - Very hot.
  4320.  
  4321. 979
  4322. 01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:54,340
  4323. I can just, totally,
  4324. picture you dancing,
  4325.  
  4326. 980
  4327. 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:56,540
  4328. Like a total dork!
  4329.  
  4330. 981
  4331. 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:03,540
  4332. Her hands there,
  4333.  
  4334. 982
  4335. 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,140
  4336. And my hands down here.
  4337.  
  4338. 983
  4339. 01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:07,440
  4340. This is how we did it in '88.
  4341.  
  4342. 984
  4343. 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,840
  4344. Especially like this?
  4345.  
  4346. 985
  4347. 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,140
  4348. Just like this.
  4349.  
  4350. 986
  4351. 01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:11,740
  4352. You've never been to a dance before?
  4353.  
  4354. 987
  4355. 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,840
  4356. Dances are for nerds and squares.
  4357.  
  4358. 988
  4359. 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:15,640
  4360. What are you?
  4361.  
  4362. 989
  4363. 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,640
  4364. I don't know.
  4365.  
  4366. 990
  4367. 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,340
  4368. I feel like there's
  4369. something between us.
  4370.  
  4371. 991
  4372. 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:40,340
  4373. I'm leaving Vanessa.
  4374.  
  4375. 992
  4376. 01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:44,640
  4377. What?
  4378.  
  4379. 993
  4380. 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,740
  4381. I'm getting a place in the city.
  4382.  
  4383. 994
  4384. 01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:49,340
  4385. It all plan, It's something I've wanted
  4386. to do for a long time.
  4387.  
  4388. 995
  4389. 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,340
  4390. No!
  4391.  
  4392. 996
  4393. 01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:51,740
  4394. No?
  4395.  
  4396. 997
  4397. 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:53,740
  4398. No! You definitely can't do that.
  4399.  
  4400. 998
  4401. 01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:55,640
  4402. That's one big, fat sack of no!
  4403.  
  4404. 999
  4405. 01:08:57,540 --> 01:08:58,940
  4406. What is the matter?
  4407.  
  4408. 1000
  4409. 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,640
  4410. I mean you guys are supposed
  4411. to take care of this you know.
  4412.  
  4413. 1001
  4414. 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,040
  4415. I thought you'd be cool with this.
  4416.  
  4417. 1002
  4418. 01:09:07,340 --> 01:09:10,040
  4419. I want things to be perfect.
  4420.  
  4421. 1003
  4422. 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:14,240
  4423. I don't want them to be shitty and
  4424. broken like everyone else's family.
  4425.  
  4426. 1004
  4427. 01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:19,440
  4428. Look, I'll have the baby, and
  4429. Vanessa is going to be so happy.
  4430.  
  4431. 1005
  4432. 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:21,440
  4433. A baby is not going to fix everything.
  4434.  
  4435. 1006
  4436. 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:24,740
  4437. Besides, I don't know if I'm
  4438. even ready to be a father.
  4439.  
  4440. 1007
  4441. 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:25,840
  4442. But you're old!
  4443.  
  4444. 1008
  4445. 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,440
  4446. How do you think of me?
  4447.  
  4448. 1009
  4449. 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:34,240
  4450. Why are you over here?
  4451.  
  4452. 1010
  4453. 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:38,640
  4454. I...
  4455.  
  4456. 1011
  4457. 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:43,240
  4458. I just like being a piece of
  4459. furniture in your weird life.
  4460.  
  4461. 1012
  4462. 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,840
  4463. This is what my life has
  4464. become. I got stuff in boxes.
  4465.  
  4466. 1013
  4467. 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,740
  4468. I'm underground.
  4469. That's appealing to you?
  4470.  
  4471. 1014
  4472. 01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:52,340
  4473. - This is my fault.
  4474. - No.
  4475.  
  4476. 1015
  4477. 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,740
  4478. Is Vanessa mad at you because of me or something?
  4479.  
  4480. 1016
  4481. 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:57,640
  4482. That's got nothing to do with it.
  4483. Vanessa and I aren't in love anymore.
  4484.  
  4485. 1017
  4486. 01:09:57,740 --> 01:09:59,440
  4487. You were in love when you married her!
  4488.  
  4489. 1018
  4490. 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,540
  4491. If you're in love once,
  4492. you can be in love again.
  4493.  
  4494. 1019
  4495. 01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:05,840
  4496. Like my friend Leah has been with the
  4497. same guy four different times.
  4498.  
  4499. 1020
  4500. 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:07,640
  4501. You're just not trying hard enough.
  4502.  
  4503. 1021
  4504. 01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:09,140
  4505. I'm such an idiot. I can't
  4506. believe what an idiot I am.
  4507.  
  4508. 1022
  4509. 01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:10,040
  4510. No, you know what, Mark.
  4511.  
  4512. 1023
  4513. 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:13,240
  4514. Do not divorce your wife!
  4515.  
  4516. 1024
  4517. 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,640
  4518. Will you please just do me a
  4519. solid and stay with Vanessa?
  4520.  
  4521. 1025
  4522. 01:10:19,740 --> 01:10:20,540
  4523. You're so young.
  4524.  
  4525. 1026
  4526. 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,340
  4527. I'm not that young.
  4528. Okay I'm 16.
  4529.  
  4530. 1027
  4531. 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,740
  4532. I'm old enough to know when
  4533. someone's acting like a total a-hole!
  4534.  
  4535. 1028
  4536. 01:10:26,740 --> 01:10:28,140
  4537. Oh, and you know what,
  4538.  
  4539. 1029
  4540. 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,540
  4541. I bought another Sonic Youth album
  4542. and it sucks! It's just noise!
  4543.  
  4544. 1030
  4545. 01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:39,840
  4546. Juno? What's going on?
  4547.  
  4548. 1031
  4549. 01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:41,640
  4550. Nothing.
  4551.  
  4552. 1032
  4553. 01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:43,940
  4554. Why are you crying?
  4555.  
  4556. 1033
  4557. 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:47,840
  4558. I'm not crying. I'm just
  4559. allergic to fine home furnishings.
  4560.  
  4561. 1034
  4562. 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:49,840
  4563. What's the matter?
  4564.  
  4565. 1035
  4566. 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:51,640
  4567. What's the matter?
  4568.  
  4569. 1036
  4570. 01:10:52,340 --> 01:10:54,840
  4571. She's just a little
  4572. hormonal. Right, Juno?
  4573.  
  4574. 1037
  4575. 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,840
  4576. It's part of the process.
  4577.  
  4578. 1038
  4579. 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,840
  4580. What did you do?
  4581.  
  4582. 1039
  4583. 01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,240
  4584. I didn't do anything...
  4585.  
  4586. 1040
  4587. 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:08,240
  4588. Just...
  4589.  
  4590. 1041
  4591. 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:13,840
  4592. I've been thinking.
  4593.  
  4594. 1042
  4595. 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,940
  4596. - What?
  4597. - Just thinking if this is the right thing.
  4598.  
  4599. 1043
  4600. 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:20,840
  4601. What are you talking about?
  4602.  
  4603. 1044
  4604. 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:23,940
  4605. Just wondering if it's,
  4606.  
  4607. 1045
  4608. 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,840
  4609. Just wondering if we're ready.
  4610.  
  4611. 1046
  4612. 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,140
  4613. Yeah, we're ready.
  4614.  
  4615. 1047
  4616. 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:31,540
  4617. We're ready. We've read the
  4618. books, we've taken all the classes.
  4619.  
  4620. 1048
  4621. 01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:33,940
  4622. We have a nursery that is completely...
  4623.  
  4624. 1049
  4625. 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:39,640
  4626. Vanessa, I know we're prepared.
  4627. I'm just wondering if... I'm ready.
  4628.  
  4629. 1050
  4630. 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,440
  4631. Wait a minute.
  4632.  
  4633. 1051
  4634. 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:49,040
  4635. Juno, don't listen to him.
  4636. He's just got cold feet.
  4637.  
  4638. 1052
  4639. 01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,640
  4640. He's just being a guy.
  4641.  
  4642. 1053
  4643. 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,240
  4644. The books all say the same thing.
  4645.  
  4646. 1054
  4647. 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,240
  4648. A woman becomes a mother
  4649. when she gets pregnant.
  4650.  
  4651. 1055
  4652. 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,840
  4653. A man becomes a father
  4654. when he sees his baby.
  4655.  
  4656. 1056
  4657. 01:11:58,340 --> 01:12:00,840
  4658. He's gonna get there.
  4659.  
  4660. 1057
  4661. 01:12:01,340 --> 01:12:02,140
  4662. It just happened so fast.
  4663.  
  4664. 1058
  4665. 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:07,540
  4666. We put the ad in the paper and I thought
  4667. it was gonna take months if at all and then,
  4668.  
  4669. 1059
  4670. 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,540
  4671. Two weeks later, she's on that couch.
  4672.  
  4673. 1060
  4674. 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:09,640
  4675. She answered our prayers.
  4676.  
  4677. 1061
  4678. 01:12:09,940 --> 01:12:13,140
  4679. Ever since then it's
  4680. been like a ticking clock.
  4681.  
  4682. 1062
  4683. 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,140
  4684. What are you saying?
  4685.  
  4686. 1063
  4687. 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,840
  4688. That it feels a little like bad timing.
  4689.  
  4690. 1064
  4691. 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,840
  4692. What would be a good time for you, Mark?
  4693.  
  4694. 1065
  4695. 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,740
  4696. There's just some things
  4697. that I still wanna do.
  4698.  
  4699. 1066
  4700. 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:35,140
  4701. Like what? Be a rock star?
  4702.  
  4703. 1067
  4704. 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,440
  4705. Don't mock me.
  4706.  
  4707. 1068
  4708. 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:40,340
  4709. I'm just saying that this is,
  4710.  
  4711. 1069
  4712. 01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:43,040
  4713. This is something that's
  4714. never gonna happen.
  4715.  
  4716. 1070
  4717. 01:12:47,540 --> 01:12:48,840
  4718. Your shirt is stupid.
  4719.  
  4720. 1071
  4721. 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,040
  4722. Grow up.
  4723.  
  4724. 1072
  4725. 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,940
  4726. If I have to wait for
  4727. you to become Kurt Cobain,
  4728.  
  4729. 1073
  4730. 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:55,740
  4731. I'm never gonna be a mother.
  4732.  
  4733. 1074
  4734. 01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:01,540
  4735. I never said I'd be a good father.
  4736.  
  4737. 1075
  4738. 01:15:57,540 --> 01:16:01,140
  4739. I called Gerta Rauss and she said
  4740. that she can represent both of us.
  4741.  
  4742. 1076
  4743. 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,740
  4744. It's called a "collaborative divorce. "
  4745.  
  4746. 1077
  4747. 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,640
  4748. It's all the rage right now, supposedly.
  4749.  
  4750. 1078
  4751. 01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:09,340
  4752. And it would be pretty easy
  4753. because we don't have any children.
  4754.  
  4755. 1079
  4756. 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:11,540
  4757. Thanks for making the call, I guess.
  4758.  
  4759. 1080
  4760. 01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:20,940
  4761. Have you found a place to stay yet?
  4762.  
  4763. 1081
  4764. 01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:23,940
  4765. - Yeah, downtown.
  4766. - A hotel?
  4767.  
  4768. 1082
  4769. 01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:26,440
  4770. No, it's not a hotel. It's a loft.
  4771.  
  4772. 1083
  4773. 01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:29,140
  4774. Aren't you the cool guy?
  4775.  
  4776. 1084
  4777. 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,540
  4778. I wanted a baby so bad.
  4779.  
  4780. 1085
  4781. 01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:38,640
  4782. I know.
  4783.  
  4784. 1086
  4785. 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,640
  4786. - It looks like a bill from Jiffy-Lube.
  4787. - It's for me.
  4788.  
  4789. 1087
  4790. 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:45,540
  4791. I never realize how much
  4792. I like being home unless
  4793.  
  4794. 1088
  4795. 01:17:45,540 --> 01:17:48,240
  4796. I've been somewhere really
  4797. different for a while.
  4798.  
  4799. 1089
  4800. 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,240
  4801. Hey, Dad.
  4802.  
  4803. 1090
  4804. 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,040
  4805. Hey, big puffy version of Junebug.
  4806.  
  4807. 1091
  4808. 01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:01,940
  4809. Where have you been?
  4810.  
  4811. 1092
  4812. 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:05,840
  4813. Dealing with things way
  4814. beyond my maturity level.
  4815.  
  4816. 1093
  4817. 01:18:08,940 --> 01:18:09,940
  4818. Where is everybody?
  4819.  
  4820. 1094
  4821. 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,740
  4822. Bren took Liberty Bell to
  4823. her tot ice skating class.
  4824.  
  4825. 1095
  4826. 01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:17,640
  4827. When will you guys learn
  4828. that tots can't ice skate?
  4829.  
  4830. 1096
  4831. 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,040
  4832. You're looking a little morose, honey.
  4833.  
  4834. 1097
  4835. 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:22,340
  4836. What's eating you?
  4837.  
  4838. 1098
  4839. 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,740
  4840. I'm just, like, losing
  4841. my faith with humanity.
  4842.  
  4843. 1099
  4844. 01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:36,240
  4845. Can you narrow that down for me?
  4846.  
  4847. 1100
  4848. 01:18:37,740 --> 01:18:38,540
  4849. I just...
  4850.  
  4851. 1101
  4852. 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,240
  4853. ...wonder if...
  4854.  
  4855. 1102
  4856. 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,940
  4857. ...two people can
  4858. stay together for good.
  4859.  
  4860. 1103
  4861. 01:18:45,140 --> 01:18:46,040
  4862. You mean like couples?
  4863.  
  4864. 1104
  4865. 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,240
  4866. Yeah, like,
  4867.  
  4868. 1105
  4869. 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,740
  4870. People in love.
  4871.  
  4872. 1106
  4873. 01:18:50,340 --> 01:18:53,840
  4874. Are you having boy trouble
  4875. 'cause I gotta be honest;
  4876.  
  4877. 1107
  4878. 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,940
  4879. I don't really much approve of
  4880. you dating in your condition,
  4881.  
  4882. 1108
  4883. 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,340
  4884. That's kind of messed up.
  4885.  
  4886. 1109
  4887. 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:58,240
  4888. No, dad!
  4889.  
  4890. 1110
  4891. 01:18:58,940 --> 01:18:59,840
  4892. I mean, that's pretty skanky.
  4893.  
  4894. 1111
  4895. 01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:02,040
  4896. Isn't that what you girls
  4897. call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
  4898.  
  4899. 1112
  4900. 01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:03,340
  4901. Please stop.
  4902.  
  4903. 1113
  4904. 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:04,540
  4905. Tore up from the floor up?
  4906.  
  4907. 1114
  4908. 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:07,440
  4909. That's not what it's about.
  4910.  
  4911. 1115
  4912. 01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:18,040
  4913. I just need to know that it's possible that
  4914. two people can stay happy together forever.
  4915.  
  4916. 1116
  4917. 01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:20,940
  4918. It's not easy, that's for sure.
  4919.  
  4920. 1117
  4921. 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:25,340
  4922. I don't have the best track
  4923. record in the world, I know, but,
  4924.  
  4925. 1118
  4926. 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,540
  4927. I've been with your
  4928. stepmother for 10 years now, I don't know
  4929.  
  4930. 1119
  4931. 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,940
  4932. and I'm proud to say
  4933. that we're very happy.
  4934.  
  4935. 1120
  4936. 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,740
  4937. Look...
  4938.  
  4939. 1121
  4940. 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,040
  4941. ...In my opinion...
  4942.  
  4943. 1122
  4944. 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:43,040
  4945. The best thing you can do is find a person
  4946. who loves you for exactly what you are.
  4947.  
  4948. 1123
  4949. 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:47,640
  4950. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty,
  4951.  
  4952. 1124
  4953. 01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:50,040
  4954. Handsome, what have you,
  4955.  
  4956. 1125
  4957. 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:54,140
  4958. the right person is still gonna
  4959. think the sun shines out of your ass.
  4960.  
  4961. 1126
  4962. 01:19:57,740 --> 01:19:59,640
  4963. That's the kind of person
  4964. that's worth sticking with.
  4965.  
  4966. 1127
  4967. 01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:01,340
  4968. Yeah.
  4969.  
  4970. 1128
  4971. 01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:07,740
  4972. I think I've found that person.
  4973.  
  4974. 1129
  4975. 01:20:08,540 --> 01:20:10,340
  4976. Yeah, sure you
  4977. have. Your old D-A-D!
  4978.  
  4979. 1130
  4980. 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,540
  4981. You know I'll always be there to love you, support
  4982. you, no matter what kind of pickle you're in.
  4983.  
  4984. 1131
  4985. 01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:17,940
  4986. Obviously.
  4987.  
  4988. 1132
  4989. 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,740
  4990. Dad, I think I'm just gonna,
  4991.  
  4992. 1133
  4993. 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,040
  4994. shove out for a sec, but,
  4995.  
  4996. 1134
  4997. 01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:29,040
  4998. I won't be home late.
  4999.  
  5000. 1135
  5001. 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,040
  5002. Okay.
  5003.  
  5004. 1136
  5005. 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:32,940
  5006. You were talking about me, right?
  5007.  
  5008. 1137
  5009. 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,940
  5010. Oh, yeah.
  5011.  
  5012. 1138
  5013. 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,140
  5014. Hi.
  5015.  
  5016. 1139
  5017. 01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:37,540
  5018. Did you put like a hundred
  5019. things of tic tacs in my mailbox?
  5020.  
  5021. 1140
  5022. 01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:39,440
  5023. Oh, yeah, that was me.
  5024.  
  5025. 1141
  5026. 01:21:40,340 --> 01:21:41,240
  5027. Why?
  5028.  
  5029. 1142
  5030. 01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:43,040
  5031. Well you know they're your fave.
  5032.  
  5033. 1143
  5034. 01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:47,040
  5035. You can never have too many of your
  5036. favorite one-calorie breath mint.
  5037.  
  5038. 1144
  5039. 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:49,440
  5040. Yeah, well thanks, I...
  5041.  
  5042. 1145
  5043. 01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:53,140
  5044. ...I think I'm pretty much set
  5045. until college on the tic tac front.
  5046.  
  5047. 1146
  5048. 01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:55,440
  5049. You know, Bleek, I was thinking.
  5050.  
  5051. 1147
  5052. 01:21:55,740 --> 01:21:59,840
  5053. I'm sorry I was such a huge bitch to you.
  5054. You don't deserve it.
  5055.  
  5056. 1148
  5057. 01:22:00,740 --> 01:22:02,840
  5058. It's okay you know.
  5059.  
  5060. 1149
  5061. 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,540
  5062. And also,
  5063.  
  5064. 1150
  5065. 01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:09,440
  5066. I think I'm in love with you.
  5067.  
  5068. 1151
  5069. 01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:12,940
  5070. What, you mean as friends?
  5071.  
  5072. 1152
  5073. 01:22:13,740 --> 01:22:14,540
  5074. No.
  5075.  
  5076. 1153
  5077. 01:22:15,540 --> 01:22:16,740
  5078. I mean, for real.
  5079.  
  5080. 1154
  5081. 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,440
  5082. Because you're, like, the
  5083. coolest person I've ever met.
  5084.  
  5085. 1155
  5086. 01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,940
  5087. And you don't even have to try.
  5088.  
  5089. 1156
  5090. 01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:27,440
  5091. I try really hard, actually.
  5092.  
  5093. 1157
  5094. 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,240
  5095. You're, like, naturally smart.
  5096.  
  5097. 1158
  5098. 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:31,940
  5099. You're not like everyone else.
  5100.  
  5101. 1159
  5102. 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,140
  5103. You don't stare at my stomach
  5104. all the time, you look at my face.
  5105.  
  5106. 1160
  5107. 01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:41,440
  5108. And every time I see you, the
  5109. baby starts kicking super hard.
  5110.  
  5111. 1161
  5112. 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,140
  5113. It does?
  5114.  
  5115. 1162
  5116. 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,740
  5117. I think it's because my heart
  5118. starts pounding every time I see you.
  5119.  
  5120. 1163
  5121. 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:00,740
  5122. Mine too.
  5123.  
  5124. 1164
  5125. 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:05,740
  5126. That's all I could ask for.
  5127.  
  5128. 1165
  5129. 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:09,940
  5130. You're golden, man.
  5131.  
  5132. 1166
  5133. 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,840
  5134. Can we make out now?
  5135.  
  5136. 1167
  5137. 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,440
  5138. Yeah.
  5139.  
  5140. 1168
  5141. 01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:33,940
  5142. You know, you can go into early
  5143. labor sucking face like that!
  5144.  
  5145. 1169
  5146. 01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:58,640
  5147. Dad!
  5148.  
  5149. 1170
  5150. 01:23:59,740 --> 01:24:00,540
  5151. What?
  5152.  
  5153. 1171
  5154. 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:03,340
  5155. Dad, either I just peed my pants or...
  5156.  
  5157. 1172
  5158. 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:06,040
  5159. Or?
  5160.  
  5161. 1173
  5162. 01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:08,840
  5163. Thundercats are go!
  5164.  
  5165. 1174
  5166. 01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:09,940
  5167. All out, all out!
  5168.  
  5169. 1175
  5170. 01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:14,440
  5171. Do you have the admittance form?
  5172.  
  5173. 1176
  5174. 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,940
  5175. What about the parking stickers?
  5176.  
  5177. 1177
  5178. 01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:18,040
  5179. Have you got Liberty Bell?
  5180.  
  5181. 1178
  5182. 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,340
  5183. Oh, sweetie, sweetie!
  5184.  
  5185. 1179
  5186. 01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,140
  5187. Here we go.
  5188.  
  5189. 1180
  5190. 01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:26,840
  5191. Hurry! Start the car, go!
  5192.  
  5193. 1181
  5194. 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:28,740
  5195. Gas!
  5196.  
  5197. 1182
  5198. 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:35,940
  5199. - Wait, wait!
  5200. - Out of the way!
  5201.  
  5202. 1183
  5203. 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:40,540
  5204. - Don't do that.
  5205. - What?
  5206.  
  5207. 1184
  5208. 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,840
  5209. - That.
  5210. - But it's fun!
  5211.  
  5212. 1185
  5213. 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:47,340
  5214. Bren, when do I get that
  5215. friggin' Spinal Tap thing?
  5216.  
  5217. 1186
  5218. 01:24:47,740 --> 01:24:50,240
  5219. It's called a spinal block, and
  5220. you can't have it yet, honey.
  5221.  
  5222. 1187
  5223. 01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:52,340
  5224. The doctor said you're
  5225. not dilated enough.
  5226.  
  5227. 1188
  5228. 01:24:52,540 --> 01:24:57,240
  5229. Come on! I have to wait
  5230. for it to get worse?
  5231.  
  5232. 1189
  5233. 01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:58,540
  5234. Why can't I just have
  5235. the friggin' thing now?
  5236.  
  5237. 1190
  5238. 01:24:58,540 --> 01:25:02,540
  5239. Honey, doctors are sadists who like to
  5240. play God and watch lesser people scream.
  5241.  
  5242. 1191
  5243. 01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:04,240
  5244. Oh, shit.
  5245.  
  5246. 1192
  5247. 01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:08,740
  5248. Excuse me! Can we give my kid
  5249. the damn spinal tap already?
  5250.  
  5251. 1193
  5252. 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:38,940
  5253. And then...
  5254.  
  5255. 1194
  5256. 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:41,740
  5257. ...out of nowhere...
  5258.  
  5259. 1195
  5260. 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,240
  5261. ...there it was...
  5262.  
  5263. 1196
  5264. 01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:46,140
  5265. There he was.
  5266.  
  5267. 1197
  5268. 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,040
  5269. I decided not to call Bleeker to
  5270. tell him that I was having the baby.
  5271.  
  5272. 1198
  5273. 01:25:56,240 --> 01:26:00,840
  5274. He had a big meet against Manteno and I
  5275. didn't want him to get all worried about me.
  5276.  
  5277. 1199
  5278. 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,540
  5279. But he figured it out anyway.
  5280.  
  5281. 1200
  5282. 01:26:25,140 --> 01:26:27,240
  5283. Someday you'll be back here, honey.
  5284.  
  5285. 1201
  5286. 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,040
  5287. On your terms.
  5288.  
  5289. 1202
  5290. 01:26:43,140 --> 01:26:44,140
  5291. Hey.
  5292.  
  5293. 1203
  5294. 01:26:44,940 --> 01:26:46,940
  5295. Nice legs.
  5296.  
  5297. 1204
  5298. 01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:30,740
  5299. Bleeker decided he didn't
  5300. want to see the baby.
  5301.  
  5302. 1205
  5303. 01:27:32,340 --> 01:27:35,640
  5304. Neither did I, really.
  5305. He didn't feel like ours.
  5306.  
  5307. 1206
  5308. 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,440
  5309. I think he was always hers.
  5310.  
  5311. 1207
  5312. 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:50,640
  5313. Would you like to meet your son?
  5314.  
  5315. 1208
  5316. 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,940
  5317. I have a son?
  5318.  
  5319. 1209
  5320. 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:24,240
  5321. How do I look?
  5322.  
  5323. 1210
  5324. 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:26,940
  5325. Like a new mom.
  5326.  
  5327. 1211
  5328. 01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,540
  5329. Scared shitless.
  5330.  
  5331. 1212
  5332. 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,140
  5333. It ended with a chair.
  5334.  
  5335. 1213
  5336. 01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:58,740
  5337. As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally
  5338. boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.
  5339.  
  5340. 1214
  5341. 01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:03,840
  5342. I know people are supposed to fall
  5343. in love before they reproduce, but,
  5344.  
  5345. 1215
  5346. 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,740
  5347. I guess normalcy's not really our style.
  5348.  
  5349. 1216
  5350. 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:14,140
  5351. Hey.
  5352.  
  5353. 1217
  5354. 01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:15,840
  5355. Hey.
  5356.  
  5357. 1218
  5358. 01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:21,540
  5359. Ready?
  5360.  
  5361. 1219
  5362. 01:30:21,940 --> 01:30:23,140
  5363. Yeah.
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