$name : Random Starship Subsystem Generator
$author : Gyllim
$amount : 1
$description : A tool to generate Star Trek-esque technobabble for when you absolutely <i>must</i> jettison the quantum power processor. Energize!
$button : Energize!
$picture : http://i.imgur.com/1n7lHHt.png

$adj
subatomic
hyper
coiled
black hole
galactic
quantum
automatic
diametric
medical
photonic
tele[adjsuf]
para[adjsuf]
posi[adjsuf]
poly[adjsuf]
auto[adjsuf]
digi[adjsuf]

$adjsuf
tronic
metric
genic
phasic
physical
matic

$race
Boghangers
[Zax|Zor|Zong|Zim][a|o|i][nians|zians|gians]
[Holo-|Giga|Psy|Robo|Ultra|Slug|Bat|Slime|Space][men|women| people|warriors]
[psychic|miniature|toxic|armored|gigantic|enormous|giant|venomous|robotic|terrifying] [space bats|space spiders|space pigs|space worms|space apes|space daves]
[Gro|Ga|Kli|Xe|Da|Re|Va|Qu][xa|la|to|pi|gi|ze|vo|yo][zonians|naians|zilians|tanians]
Space [rebels|pirates|mercenaries|babies]
[Bo|Ho|Gu|Da|Pe|Qu|Co|No|Ze|Mu][pi|xi|hi|bi|zi|ti][ans|ons|uns|ens]

$spacenoun1
field
subsystem
hyper
oxygen
hydrogen
fuel
warp
flux
energy
star
flak
laser
power
black hole
subspace
lightning
nebula
circuit
phase
atmosphere
cell
power
grid
bio[spacenoun2]
phase[spacenoun2]

$spacenoun2
field
fuel
warp
circuit
power
grid


$transnoun
warp
warpfield
particular
systemic
locator
galactic

$compound
oxygen {action1:depressurising}{action2:about to blow}{action3:fractured}
hydrogen {action1:on fire}{action2:about to blow}{action3:almost empty}
neutronium {action1:neutralised}{action2:about to blow}{action3:extremely alluring}
trisodium {action1: trying my patience}{action2:overloaded}{action3:going to breach}
krypton {action1:short-circuiting}{action2:breached}{action3:venting kryptoplasm}
negasilicon {action1:on fire}{action2:spitting plasma}{action3:being hacked}
methane {action1:combusting}{action2:hissing}{action3:dirty}
blood {action1:bleeding}{action2:spitting chunks of gore}{action3:coagulating}{50%}
dark matter {action1:leaking}{action2:darker than ever}{action3:missing}{50%}
antimatter {action1:antileaking}{action2:holding}{action3:expanding}
sodium {action1:dissolving}{action2:depressurising}{action3:holding steady}
helium {action1:floating away}{action2:squeaking}{action3:making noises}
uranium {action1:about to blow}{action2:glowing menacingly}{action3:triggering a meltdown}
picardium {action1:going boldly}{action2:holding}{action3:assimilating}{30%}
tachyon {action1:running backwards}{action2:ticking}{action3:breaking down}
[di|tri|mono|u|zeryl|oo|oxy|hexyl][ton|mon|tam|gen|byl|sar][ium|ite|ate] {action1:haemorrhaging}{action2:breaching}{action3:going offline}
[di|tri|mono|u|zeryl|oo|oxy|hexyl][ton|mon|tam|gen|byl|sar][ium|ite|ate] {action1:overloading}{action2:spitting chunks of gore}{action3:irradiated}
[di|tri|mono|u|zeryl|oo|oxy|hexyl][ton|mon|tam|gen|byl|sar][ium|ite|ate] {action1:gaining sentience}{action2:talking again}{action3:holding steady}
[di|tri|mono|u|zeryl|oo|oxy|hexyl][ton|mon|tam|gen|byl|sar][ium|ite|ate] {action1:overheating}{action2:being targeted}{action3:about to blow}

$customcomp
[di|tri|mono|u|zeryl|oo|oxy|hexyl][ton|mon|tam|gen|byl|sar][ium|ite|ate]

$nounverb
remodulating
harnessing
recovery
generating
inverting
mixing
energising
coupling
phasing

$system1
[accelerator|decelerator|conduit|turbine|agitator|drive|core|matrix|processor|inverter|relay|diverter|undulater|constrictor|overflow|reservoir|thruster|blaster|phaser|vent|exhaust|reactor|grid|rods|battery|chamber|alternator|circuit|chip|purifier|modulator|subroutine|line|engine|pump]


$gunsystem
accelerator
decelerator
conduit
drive
matrix
reloader
sparker
igniter
ammunition
targeting systems
recharger


$mixer
collider
smasher
mixer
fusion line
conduit
reactor
mix turbine
agitator
intermixer
mixing tank
blender
condenser

$mixeradj
rapid
continuous
titanium-cased
lead-lined
stabilised


$spgunadj
turbo
chain
tachyon
pulse
antimatter
force
gravity
gravy
battle
atom
sludge
flak
light
flash
spark
[customcomp]
photon
rapid [spgunadj2]
nanobot
ion
fire
magnetic [spgunadj2]
ionised [spgunadj2]
heavy-duty [spgunadj2]

$spgunadj4
[spgunadj3] {30%}

$spgunadj3
Mk-1
Mk-2
overcharged
retrofitted
illegal
nuclear
intergalactic
automatic

$spgunadj2
turbo
chain
nanobot
fire
ion
fire
photon

$spgun
laser
beam
ray
gun
zapper
missile
torpedoes
stream
launcher
thrower
cannon
artillery platform

$spgunsing
laser
beam
ray
gun
laser zapper
ion missile
torpedo
stream

$compoundsystem
[compound]-breaching
[compound] depletion
[compound] fusion
[compound] ignition
[compound]-disruption
[compound] fission
[compound] pipeline
[compound] valve
[compound] reactor

$subphrase
[adj] [system1] {90%}
[adj] [mixer]
[compound] [spacenoun1] [mixer]
[compoundsystem] [system1]
[adj] [[spacenoun1]|[compoundsystem]] [system1]
trans-[transnoun] [system1]
[compound]/[compound] [mixeradj] [mixer] {25%}
[compound]/[compound] [mixer] {25%}
[spgunadj2] [spgun] [gunsystem]
[adj] [spacenoun1] [nounverb] [system1]

$phrase
Divert all power to the <b><u>[subphrase|[spgunadj4] [spgunadj] [spgunsing]]</u></b>!
Crank the <b><u>[subphrase]</u></b> up to [100|9000|11|one billion|fifty|ten thousand|one million] [turbo|mega|terra|peta|jigga|nano|ultra|zeta|hyper|anti][flops|hertz|pings|waves|bongs|zaps|bytes|wiggles|joules|beeps|boobs|thumps|volts|rads]!
Crank the <b><u>[[subphrase]|[spgunadj4] [spgunadj] [spgunsing]]</u></b> up to [100|9000|11|one billion|fifty|ten thousand|one million] [turbo|mega|terra|peta|jigga|nano|ultra|zeta|hyper|anti][flops|hertz|pings|waves|bongs|zaps|bytes|wiggles|joules|beeps|boobs|thumps|volts|rads]!
Jettison the <b><u>[subphrase]</u></b>!
Target their <b><u>[subphrase]</u></b> with our [spgunadj] [spgun]!
My god, they've got [an] <b><u>[[subphrase]|[spgunadj4] [spgunadj] [spgunsing]]</u></b>!
Captain, the <b><u>[subphrase]</u></b> is approaching critical mass!
That's no <b><u>[subphrase]</b></u>, that's my wife!
The [race] have disabled our <b><u>[subphrase]</b></u>, [Sir|Ma'am]!
The [race] have disabled our <b><u>[subphrase]</b></u>, [Sir|Ma'am]!
They're using a <b><u>[Gro|Ga|Kli|Xe|Da|Re|Va|Qu][xa|la|to|pi|gi|ze|vo|yo][zonian|naian|zilian|tanian] [subphrase]</b></u>!
The <b><u>[subphrase]</b></u> is offline.
Fire the <b><u>[spgunadj4] [spgunadj] [spgunsing]</b></u>, [Lieutenant|Number one|Admiral|Ensign|Private|Sir|Quickly]!
We've located [an] <b><u>[subphrase]</b></u> in [the [Alpha|Gamma|Beta|Delta|Forbidden|Nega||Omega|Epsilon|Distant] Quadrant|the Quadrant of the [race]|[Gro|Ga|Kli|Xe|Da|Re|Va|Qu][xa|la|to|pi|gi|ze|vo|yo][zonian|naian|zilian|tanian] space]!
The <b><u>[compound,#type]/[compound] [mixer]</b></u> is [[#type,as action1]|[#type,as action2]|[#type,as action3]], [Sir|Ma'am]!
Running a level [1|3|5|10|69|99|3|5|9] diagnostic on the <b><u>[subphrase]</u></b>.