The Willoughbys (2020) eng

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[narrator] <i>If you love stories
about families that stick together</i>

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<i>and love each other through thick and thin
and it all ends happily ever after...</i>

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<i>this isn't the film for you, okay?</i>

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<i>This is my city. I've seen it all.</i>

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<i>Look at 'em.
Boring people living boring lives.</i>

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<i>I'm not judging.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I am.</i>

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<i>I've stared into a lot of windows, okay?</i>

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<i>I've seen happy families, supportive
families, functional families. Ugh.</i>

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<i>But the best stories are always
in the windows where nobody looks.</i>

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<i>No, look down.</i>

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There they are. Hidden.

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I'm the narrator, by the way.

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And a cat. Get over it, yeah?

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This family's story is weird, you know,

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hidden away from the modern world
in their old-fashioned home.

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I'll show you around.
Fantastic mouse hunting here.

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When I say "old-fashioned,"
I mean they go back a long way.

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A family legacy of tradition, invention,
creativity and courage.

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Their greatness passed down
like their magnificent facial hair

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from generation to generation
to generation.

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Until this one.

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[both giggle]

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- I so love being a Willoughby with you.
- Oh, smoopsy buns. I'm so happy!

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- [man purring]
- [woman laughing]

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Let's jump ahead a few months,

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when this loving
and perfect marriage produced...

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- [splattering]
- [baby wailing]

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Well, you know.

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- [woman] What is that?
- [man] Oh, dear.

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[baby continues wailing]

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I'm your father,

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and that sweet woman that you insulted
with your rude birth is Mother.

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- [cooing]
- [Father shushing]

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If you need love, I beg of you,
find it elsewhere. Thank you.

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Oh, you are Tim,

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- and you are a Willoughby.
- [cooing]

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Good day, sir.

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[The Cat] <i>His loving parents
had no love left over for Tim.</i>

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<i>All they gave him was his name.</i>

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Ooh!

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[voice echoing] <i>Willoughby.</i>

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Oh. Willough...

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[humming]...by.

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[The Cat] <i>Oh, and siblings.</i>

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<i>- A sister named Jane...</i>
- [Jane humming]

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- [shushes] Our parents will hear you!
- [sighs]

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[The Cat] <i>...and twin brothers,
both named Barnaby. They're creepy.</i>

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- Thanks, Barnaby.
- You're welcome, Barnaby.

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[Jane] Why are we staring at this wall?

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[Tim] Because, Jane, we are Willoughbys.

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[The Cat] <i>Okay, this Willoughby story
is odd, all right?</i>

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<i>But it's not all bad. At least
they ate every family meal together.</i>

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<i>And by "they," I mean these two.</i>

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- You like it spicy, don't you?
- Oh, I don't just like it...

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I loaf it.

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[The Cat] <i>They just forgot to share
with their kids.</i>

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I do not predict leftovers.

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But I'm so hungry
I just want to eat my own tongue.

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- Me, too.
- Me, too.

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[both] Us, too.

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What if we dress a Barnaby up like food...

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- Bad idea.
- Terrible idea.

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No, Jane.

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Okay, then, what if I go?

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- Stop what if-ing!
- [Barnaby A] Yeah.

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[Barnaby B] No what-ifs.

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I know you're hungry,
but Willoughbys do not beg for food.

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- [Mother and Father giggling]
- We wait.

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- [stomach rumbling]
- [Jane] Oh.

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May we have food?

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- Food?
- We eat today's food.

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You eat yesterday's food.

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But you ate all
of yesterday's food yesterday.

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So there is no food left over for... Jane!

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Huh? My name is Mother. Who is this Jane?

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You call your mother names,
and you expect us to feed you?

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- No, no, no.
- [Mother] No?

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I mean... [laughs nervously]
Yes, Mother. Don't!

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Don't?

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You do not tell your mother
what to do not do!

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[both gasp]

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- You selfish boy. You ate it all.
- No, I didn't!

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Oh, Father,
I'm going to starve. [whimpers]

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- [screams]
- It's that girl!

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- She brought the small one.
- They are creepy.

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[both] Hi, Mommy.

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What are they doing here?

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- Nothing.
- [Barnabys] Bye, Mommy!

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- They're, uh, going...
- Hungry.

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These children, always wanting.

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- We're fine. Jane!
- The Barnabys could use another sweater.

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- One's good.
- We like one.

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- [whispers] Barnabys!
- You want two.

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[shushes] Stop talking.

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- Look at me, I'm fretting.
- Dreadful.

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- I'm all a-fret.
- Appalling.

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- I can't knit!
- This is all your fault!

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My fault? Wha...

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[thudding]

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Son, you insist on bothering us
with your childish needs.

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Go to the coal bin!

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Good day, sir.

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[door locks]

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[sighs]

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[The Cat]<i> Poor Timothy.</i>

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<i>That's a rotten place for a hairless kid
in short trousers, innit?</i>

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[sigh] Sometimes,
I wish I wasn't a Willoughby.

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[grunts]

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- [sighs]
- [spider chitters]

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[whimpers]

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We used to be great.

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We were soldiers and scientists,
kings and philosophers,

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explorers and aviators, artists and poets!

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We climbed the unclimbable,

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and we always ate together...
at tables, like a family,

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where every Willoughby had a mustache,
even the women.

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We could be great again.

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No...

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We will be.

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Against all odds, the Willoughby children
still had determination...

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- Nice job, Barnaby.
- You, too, Barnaby.

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[both] Bye-bye, dirigible!

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[The Cat]...imagination...

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and hope.

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[Jane humming]

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<i>♪ Through the glass, over the hedge ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Follow the rainbow to... ♪</i>

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- [Father] Quiet!
- [Mother] I can't knit!

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<i>- ♪...where my dreams begin... ♪</i>
- [pounding]

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- [Father] She can't knit!
- [Mother sobs]

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I will be free.

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- [pounding]
- [Father] If she misses a stitch...

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- [Mother] I feel faint!
- [Father] Oh, Mother, sweet.

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Ugh!

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Let's face it.
This Willoughby family isn't great,

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and by the looks of it,
they never will be.

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<i>Not without a little help.</i>

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<i>Maybe it was the dark and stormy night,
maybe I've looked in one too many windows,</i>

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<i>but this story got to me.</i>

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[meows]

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<i>I know, narrators aren't supposed
to get involved, but just a little nudge.</i>

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<i>A well-timed cat's...</i>

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[meows]

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[meows]

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[creature yowling]

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[both gasp]

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- Something's outside.
- Definitely something outside.

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- Jane.
- There's something outside.

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[creature yowling]

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That's a yowl. A beastly yowl.

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[yowling continues]

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Wow! What a mystery.
It's like we're in a book.

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- Come on, Barnabys.
- [Barnaby A] Bad book.

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- [Barnaby B] Scary book!
- [grunts]

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[mimicking cranking]

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[Barnaby whimpers]

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[Barnaby grunts]

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Shh! They're still awake.

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[jazz music playing]

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- Dance, dance for your papa.
- [giggling]

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[creature yowling]

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What kind of a beast yowls like that?

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[Barnabys gasp]

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I'm really scared. Are you scared,
Barnabys? 'Cause I'm scared.

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Maybe we shouldn't...

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Do you remember that book
about beasts with all the drawings

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of teeth and claws
and huge piles of half-eaten kids?

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- Don't.
- Stop talking.

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[Jane] It was a lot of blood,
wasn't it, Barnabys?

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- Blood is bad.
- I'm gonna have a quick look

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- to see if it's dangerous.
- [yowling continues]

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If it is, run. Different directions,
zigzaggy and stuff.

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- So it can only eat one of you.
- What's this feeling I'm feeling?

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- Fear. Fear.
- Definitely fear.

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- [creature yowls]
- Remember, twins, zigzaggy.

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[Barnabys] Zigzag. Zigzag. Zigzag.

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[Jane grunts]

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[yowling]

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[Jane grunting] Stand back, Barnabys.

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[The Cat] <i>I know what you're thinking,</i>

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<i>'cause I'm thinking
exactly the same thing:</i>

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<i>What's in the box?</i>

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<i>And can we empty it so I can sit in it?</i>

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Hi, beast. I'm Jane.

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I hope you're a nice beast
because, um, we're nice.

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Please don't eat our faces.

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[gasps and screams]

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[yells and pants]

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[groans]

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[grunts]

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[coughs and grunts]

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[Mother] Father, I love the smell
of fresh yarn in the morning.

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- [Father barks]
- Gah! Parents already up? Despicable!

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[Mother] Harvesting your mustache
makes such lovely yarn.

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- [barks]
- Do it!

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- [Mother] Mmm-hmm.
- Ugh. How am I gonna get by?

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- [Mother] Keep going.
- [Tim grunts]

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I knit, you provide. It's simple.

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- [gasps] Was that always...
- [barks]

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Oh! You want Mother to have yarn,
don't you?

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You must. You like the sweaters.

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- [squawks]
- Oh, pretty!

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[Tim grunting]

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[creature laughing]

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There you go. Phew.

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Huh?

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Jane? Twins?

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[gasps] Great Uncle Edmund! Shh!

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- [creature laughs]
- They'll hear you.

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We must be quiet
while Mother and Father are still...

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- Tim!
- [yelps and groans]

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[clicking tongue]
Here beastie, beastie, beastie.

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- Jane! What are you...
- [Barnaby A] Over there.

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[Barnaby B] Catch it.

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- Get it!
- Get it!

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Are you harboring a raccoon again?

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- Pfft. No.
- [creature yowls]

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[Tim] That is something!

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Is it more of a some or more of a thing?

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- [Barnaby] Get it!
- What is that?

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[whimpers]

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- [creature sucking]
- [Tim whimpering]

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- [baby shrieks]
- [screams]

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- Aw!
- A baby!

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- No thumping!
- I can't knit!

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- [coos]
- [Tim] Shh!

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[softly] Where did you get that thing?

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We found her outside, living in a box.
She's an orphan.

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- Smells like an orphan.
- Looks like an orphan.

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Got a box like an orphan.

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<i>♪ Orphan friend, box all alone ♪</i>

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- Why are you singing?
<i>- ♪ We're glad you came here... ♪</i>

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We are getting rid of it at once.

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- [Jane giggles]
- [Tim] Give me that!

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- [Jane] No!
- Gimme! Gimme!

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Jane! You know our parents hate children,

238
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,583
and babies are the most
childish children of all!

239
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:44,416
Well, I love her and nobody's gonna
take her away from me.

240
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,300
- Barnabys, bring it to me.
- [both] Yes, Tim.

241
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:48,958
Hey! Barnabys, give me back my orphan.

242
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,000
- [both] You got it, Jane.
- Barnabys, thing.

243
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,958
- [both] Sorry, Tim.
- Barnabys, orphan.

244
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,059
- [both] Yes, Jane.
- Ah, Barnabys.

245
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,184
- [both] You got it, Tim.
- Barnabys.

246
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,601
- Barnabys. Barnabys.
- Barnabys. Barnabys.

247
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,875
[both] Barnabys. Barnabys. Barnabys!

248
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,958
[both] Barnabys! Orphan?

249
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:03,166
- Got away.
- Pretty fast.

250
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,125
- What?
- [baby yowling]

251
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,375
The beast is loose!

252
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,375
[giggling]

253
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,708
[gasps]

254
00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,041
[Mother and Father chatting indistinctly]

255
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,166
Oh, no, no, no!

256
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,166
[sighs]

257
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,208
- [baby coos]
- Huh?

258
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,541
[kissing]

259
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,666
- [baby yowls]
- [Mother and Father scream]

260
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,000
[yelps]

261
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,708
- What is it?
- A baby.

262
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,083
Oh, not again.

263
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,708
- Why does this keep happening, Mother?
- [Tim] Parents!

264
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,750
How are you... Oh.
Parents, I got this. I got this.

265
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,458
- Stay.
- [baby yowls]

266
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,208
[Tim] Do not move a baby muscle.

267
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,708
- [baby yowls]
- [yells] Get it off. Get it off.

268
00:12:48,791 --> 00:12:51,000
Get it off! Get it off!

269
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,750
- Ooh.
- Roasted baby.

270
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,875
No!

271
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,250
[baby cooing]

272
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,666
- Mother's balls are burning.
- No.

273
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,083
- Yes.
- [grunts]

274
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,750
Ball burner.

275
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,458
[screaming]

276
00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,583
- [cooing]
- Barnabys, catch her.

277
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,833
[Tim screams]

278
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,416
No, no, no. Oh!

279
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,291
[grunts]

280
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,208
- Gotcha, you little rascal.
- [Barnabys gasp]

281
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:23,750
- Oh.
- [baby whimpers]

282
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,166
- It's not even a Willoughby.
- Is this thing yours?

283
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,041
- No.
- What? No, I didn't...

284
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,916
You eat our food, sleep in our coal bin

285
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,333
and now you expect us
to rear another child?

286
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,666
- He's always doing this.
- What? No.

287
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,625
- I mean, we've tried everything.
- Ignored him.

288
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,291
- Coal bin.
- Neglected him.

289
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,833
- Coal bin.
- It wasn't me.

290
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,666
- Never played with him.
- Coal bin.

291
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,559
- [Mother gasping]
- You'd think that would work!

292
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,166
Nope! Nothing works.

293
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,208
- [baby giggles]
- I can't knit!

294
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,583
Oh, Mother, sweet. [shushing]

295
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,916
- [purring]
- [both moan]

296
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,916
[baby wails]

297
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,583
- Children.
- I wish we could kick them all out.

298
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,708
Ooh.

299
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,375
- I've decided to kick you all out!
- Do it, Father.

300
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,458
But my home!

301
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:17,083
Do not return till that thing is gone!

302
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,791
- You are...
- Do it. Do it.

303
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,375
- ...punished!
- Yes!

304
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,708
[wails]

305
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,708
- This is all your fault!
- What? It's their fault.

306
00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,375
We should kick them out.

307
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,125
How will we restore honor
to House Willoughby

308
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,333
if we are not living
in the Willoughby house?

309
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,041
- Ugh. But...
- We have to get rid of it, fast.

310
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,208
[Jane] No, Tim!

311
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,708
Oh, the ordeal is over.
Let us return to our home.

312
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,250
- [squeals]
- What? What? How!

313
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,041
Tim, she needs a home,
and if we don't help her,

314
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,708
we're as bad as our parents,

315
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,458
who keep sullying
our great Willoughby name.

316
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,833
They have sullied it so much. [yelps]

317
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,625
I know where we can find
the perfect home. Follow me.

318
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,726
- [Barnaby A] Whoo-hoo!
- [Barnaby B] Hello, outside!

319
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,166
Outside? But... [whimpering] I've never...

320
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,416
[The Cat] <i>I guess it's hard
to leave home for the first time.</i>

321
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,333
<i>Although, I was six days old when I left.</i>

322
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,708
<i>All my folks ever did for me</i>

323
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,083
<i>was lick my eyeballs open,
sent me packin'.</i>

324
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,375
<i>He'll be all right. Maybe.</i>

325
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,000
- Jane! Where are we going?
- To the end of the rainbow.

326
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,291
End of the rainbow? How far is that?

327
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,541
Not far. Right, orphan friend?

328
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:34,958
[coos]

329
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:36,958
["Johny Says Stay Cool" playing]

330
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,208
[Tim yelping]

331
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,875
[automated voice] <i>Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.</i>

332
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:50,750
<i>Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Walk.</i>

333
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,458
- [Barnabys] Ooh!
- [Tim] Barnabys!

334
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,250
[Jane] Excuse me. Coming through.
Yep, sorry.

335
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,166
[Tim] Excuse me, excuse me.
Jane, the people! The people!

336
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,250
This way.

337
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,875
- [horn honking]
- [yelps] Wait for me!

338
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,708
- [shrieks]
- [horn honking]

339
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,791
[sighs]

340
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,416
[Tim groans in frustration]

341
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,166
- [gasps] Yes! Over here.
- [baby squeals]

342
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,000
[Tim] Jane! I got pee in my shoes.

343
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,250
Are we getting close?

344
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,291
- [sighs]
- [Jane] We're almost there.

345
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,208
This looks like the bad part of town.

346
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,166
- [plays guitar]
- [yelps]

347
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,583
Self-taught.

348
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:44,166
- [all gasping]
- Look at that.

349
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,583
Isn't it wonderful? The perfect home.

350
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,041
[The Cat] <i>Usually
in old-fashioned stories,</i>

351
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,958
<i>rainbows have treasure at the end,
don't they?</i>

352
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,000
<i>Not this one.</i>

353
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,416
"No trespassing"? Well, that's a bust.

354
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,125
- Look! Duckies!
- Jane.

355
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,875
- [Barnaby] Factory!
- Barnabys!

356
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,375
- [Jane and Barnabys laughing]
- No!

357
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,625
- [Jane] Hi, duckies! They're so chubby!
- [quacking]

358
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:12,500
- [Tim] Barnabys! Jane!
- [Barnabys and Jane giggling]

359
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,208
[Tim] Willoughbys do not trespass!

360
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,875
- [Jane] The perfect home. Yay!
- [Barnabys giggling]

361
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,791
[both gasp]

362
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:23,500
- [Barnaby A] It's a candy factory!
- [Barnaby B] So many machines.

363
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,916
[Barnaby A] So many buttons.

364
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,333
- Levers. Levers. Levers.
- Buttons. Buttons. Buttons.

365
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,500
[baby cooing]

366
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,291
<i>♪ Under the rainbow, I will spin ♪</i>

367
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,333
<i>♪ The perfect home for my best friend ♪</i>

368
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,833
- [both gasp]
- Wow!

369
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,750
Rainbow food? This place has everything.

370
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:46,291
- Hey!
- Orphan has a home. We go home.

371
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,791
We can't just leave her outside.
It's not safe.

372
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,250
What if there are... wolves?

373
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,375
Wolves?

374
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,458
[sighs]

375
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,666
- [duck quacking]
- [Tim] Here.

376
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,833
You found her in a box?
We leave her in a box.

377
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,875
- Wolves do hate boxes.
- Balance restored.

378
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,958
[baby whining]

379
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,708
Um, uh... Tim, wait!

380
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,416
What if we gave her a name?

381
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,000
A proper three-syllable name,
like, uh... oh, Taffeta!

382
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,791
T-A-F-F-E...

383
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,458
Hey!

384
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,041
- Her name is Ruth.
- [Jane] Ruth?

385
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,500
Yes. Because re-orphaning her
makes us the ruthless Willoughbys.

386
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,875
Now be ruthless and say goodbye.

387
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,916
[both quacking]

388
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Okay.

389
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,791
[Ruth cooing]

390
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,416
[sighs] Oh, Ruth.

391
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,125
I'll always know where to find you.
At the end of the rainbow.

392
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,916
- [Ruth babbles]
- To home!

393
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,875
- [doorbell rings]
- Jane!

394
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,708
[man angrily] Who disturbs my work?

395
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,291
[exclaims] We're trespassing!

396
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,125
Who...

397
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,583
[duck quacking]

398
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,708
- Huh...
- [Ruth babbling]

399
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,000
What is in my box?

400
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,041
Ruth? You're not candy.

401
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,666
[man screams]

402
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,166
- [thudding]
- [objects clattering]

403
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:22,750
Such a magnificent mustache.
This is the perfect home.

404
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,875
I really hope we're doing the right thing.

405
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,500
Of course we are, Jane.

406
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,041
A great man with a great home
must have a great family.

407
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,583
Just imagine what
that lucky orphan's life will be like.

408
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,250
Ugh. I wish we had a home like Ruth,

409
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,833
where we didn't have to steal food
and nobody would say,

410
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:48,958
"Shut up, Jane!"

411
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:53,291
Oh, we would eat at a table
like the great Willoughbys of old.

412
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
Our mustaches would grow long,

413
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:59,041
and no one would ever have to go
to the coal bin again...

414
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,458
unless they wanted coal.

415
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,125
- I want a factory.
- Big factory.

416
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,625
Wait. We could have all of that.

417
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,375
- [all gasp]
- Except for the factory.

418
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,291
- [Barnabys groan]
- How?

419
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,000
What if we became orphans?

420
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:16,375
[scoffs] That is your iffiest what-if yet.
We have parents.

421
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:17,559
- Bad parents.
- Terrible parents.

422
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,250
But what if we didn't?
It's like in the books.

423
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,583
Pollyanna's died of cholera in India.

424
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:25,083
James, that peach fellow's parents
were eaten by a hippo.

425
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,375
I thought it was a rhinoceros.

426
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,458
Think about how great our family
could be if they were gone.

427
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:32,083
Jane, are you seriously suggesting...

428
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,250
We orphan ourselves. Yes!

429
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,250
- Ghastly!
- Ruthless. [cackles]

430
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,166
No! Getting rid of an orphan is one thing.

431
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,166
How do you propose
we discard of two insidious grown-ups?

432
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,250
Easy.

433
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,333
[growls]

434
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,791
- No!
- No. Not there. There.

435
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,416
- [screams] No!
- [Jane] No. There.

436
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,291
Wha...

437
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,291
- [Tim panting]
- [horns honking]

438
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,500
[tires screeching]

439
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:07,666
...$999, and all your troubles
will be gone for good.

440
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,708
- You'll love it.
- Gone for good?

441
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:17,375
A folded piece of shiny paper?

442
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:24,791
We can send them away.
What if we orphaned ourselves?

443
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,125
Yeah. Cracking idea, Tim.

444
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,083
To home! [grunts and yells]

445
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,083
[The Cat] I love this plan.

446
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,791
Okay, humans, calm down.
Don't get all sensitive.

447
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:39,291
"Ooh! This is bad."
It's nature. It'll work out.

448
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,333
<i>Look, these kids needed a change. Y'know?</i>

449
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:48,333
<i>I did warn you
this story wasn't all fluffy and fuzzy.</i>

450
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,708
<i>Oh, blimey, those are sharp scissors.
Watch the eyes!</i>

451
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,000
We shall craft a murderous adventure

452
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,875
that gives our insidious parents
exactly what they want.

453
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,875
- To be left alone with their love.
- [meows]

454
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:04,500
Precisely. A romantic getaway,
hiding deadly orphaning opportunities.

455
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:08,000
<i>If they do not melt
in the hottest places on Earth...</i>

456
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,625
[both scream]

457
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,166
[Tim] <i>...they shall drown in the wettest.</i>

458
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:18,000
<i>Cannibals will feast
unless they freeze in glacial ice,</i>

459
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,250
<i>or dissolve in fields of acid first.</i>

460
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,333
[both screaming]

461
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:27,166
[Tim] <i>They shall not escape the bears,
but if they do,</i>

462
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,541
we have saved
the deadliest spot for last...

463
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,708
the Unclimbable Alp...

464
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:40,291
- in Sveetzerlünd.
- [gasps]

465
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,833
[all] He who goes up does not come down.

466
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,208
The Reprehensible Travel Agency.

467
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:54,250
No children allowed.

468
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,666
- Behold!
- Wow.

469
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,333
[mimicking cranking]

470
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,083
[Tim grunts]

471
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,208
[sensual music playing]

472
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,208
Mmm.

473
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,458
Ah. Exquisite.

474
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,125
- What?
- Hmm?

475
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:28,750
[both screaming]

476
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,083
- Father.
- Yes, poopsie.

477
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,666
What is it?

478
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,541
[Father grunts]

479
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,041
[squeals]

480
00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,875
[gasps]

481
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,916
- Hmm.
- What does it say, Fatherkins?

482
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,833
- "See the world."
- See the world?

483
00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,166
"Have adventures."

484
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:01,583
[sing-song] I'd love to have an adventure!

485
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,625
- You know what else, Mother?
- What, Father?

486
00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,416
No children allowed! [chuckles]

487
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:11,375
I would love that. [giggles]

488
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,250
Do the hula, my love. [purring]

489
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:18,708
You make me spin whirlybird style.

490
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208
No. Stop. Wait.

491
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:26,083
If we leave these children here alone,
they'll ruin everything.

492
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,166
Oh.

493
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:31,416
What if we didn't
leave them here alone? Huh?

494
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,750
We could get them a nanny.

495
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:38,125
But aren't good nannies expensive?

496
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:43,041
Yes, Mother. So we'll hire
a not-good nanny for cheap.

497
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,125
[both laughing]

498
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:46,916
[The Cat] <i>To adventure.
Are they gullible or what?</i>

499
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,750
<i>I mean, I never thought
they'd fall for it. Did you?</i>

500
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,541
Oh, you are my muse, flipsy-poop. Mmm.

501
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,666
[sighs] Now that's gonna be a fun ride.

502
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,583
- Go on, pick me up.
- [grunts]

503
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,375
Put me in sideways.

504
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,218
[Father] Mother's been friends
with her fork.

505
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:03,875
[The Cat] Well, that was easy.

506
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,333
- [Father laughing] To adventure!
- [Mother] Ooh!

507
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,016
[The Cat] Everyone got what they wanted.

508
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,500
[Mother] To adventure!

509
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:11,791
- [horns honking]
- [The Cat] All good.

510
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,833
Told you this would work out.

511
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,166
They're gone? We did it.

512
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,583
- We...
- Are...

513
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,375
- [both] Orphans!
- [exclaims]

514
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:24,083
- [laughing]
- [both] Whee-hee!

515
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,125
[grunts]

516
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,583
[grunting]

517
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,041
[both] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

518
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,041
[sing-song] Orphan home. Orphan home.

519
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,583
[laughing]

520
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:40,541
[yelps]

521
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,500
[all laughing]

522
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,291
Whoo! [exclaims]

523
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,375
Whoo!

524
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,416
[all gasp]

525
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,916
[clock ticking]

526
00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,750
[Jane and Barnabys cheering]

527
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:03,333
[muffled grunting]

528
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:13,500
[all inhale and exhale deeply]

529
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,375
[all laughing]

530
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:19,125
[panting]

531
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,916
Hmm...

532
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,541
You are punished!

533
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,375
[chuckles]

534
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,041
[grunts]

535
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,416
Great Edmund, enjoy thy wall.

536
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,625
[voice echoing]<i> Willoughby...</i>

537
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:48,583
[chuckles]

538
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,458
[Edmund] <i>Timothy,
you are the man of the house!</i>

539
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:58,250
<i>With great responsibility
comes great mustache.</i>

540
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,083
[screams]

541
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:05,250
[overlapping voices] <i>Tim, Tim, Tim...</i>

542
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,208
<i>Tim, Tim, Tim.</i>

543
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:09,000
- [Jane] Tim.
- [yells]

544
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,958
- [panting]
- [Jane] Tim!

545
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,541
- Tim!
- [yells] Is it morning?

546
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,750
- We're hungry.
- Haven't eaten in hours.

547
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,250
- Days. Starving.
- What's food?

548
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:27,166
I hear your childish needs,
and as man of the house, I will provide.

549
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,250
[The Cat] <i>See?
Told you this would all work out.</i>

550
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,833
Let the greatness begin.

551
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,666
[The Cat] <i>Oh, Tim.</i>

552
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,375
[Tim thuds and groans]

553
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,916
Warm thy Willoughby self.

554
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,125
[both whimpering]

555
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,583
Simply divine.

556
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:06,625
[clattering]

557
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,500
[mimicking Edmund] Dinner is served!

558
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:18,875
A proper meal for a proper family.

559
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:24,250
Delicious lobster on a bed of coal! Ta-da!

560
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,750
Tim, is that from the wall?

561
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,291
- Old lobster.
- Really old.

562
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625
[mimicking Edmund] Old food
is the best food.

563
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,041
[gasps]

564
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,958
I'm going.

565
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,833
What? You're skipping the cheese plate?

566
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:45,666
Charcuterie mouse!

567
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,375
- This is getting weird.
- I pass.

568
00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:48,458
[The Cat] <i>I'll eat it.</i>

569
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,416
What? Hey!

570
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,458
Where the Willoughby are you going?

571
00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,958
Out. Ruth has rainbow food
at her place and...

572
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:59,291
We did not orphan ourselves
so you could go toodle-doodling,

573
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,166
eating fancy rainbow food
with your friends.

574
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,291
I am an orphan and I do what I want.

575
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,791
- No, you can't.
- I can.

576
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,708
- You shan't.
- I shan!

577
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,958
- No, you...
- Hello!

578
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,541
- Stranger.
- Danger.

579
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,875
[muffled] Trespasser!

580
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:18,375
Fear not, skinny orange boy,
for I am your nanny!

581
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,916
[muffled] No, I'm in charge!

582
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,541
I've read about nannies.
What kind of nanny are you?

583
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,041
Did you fly in on the east wind
or the west?

584
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,041
- West.
- Where's your umbrella?

585
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,226
- Here.
- Do you eat children?

586
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,583
- Sometimes.
- Why are you here?

587
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,583
I was hired by your loving parents.

588
00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,706
- [Barnabys gasp]
- Loving?

589
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,791
[muffled] Parents?

590
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:38,583
I've got no qualifications,
but a cheery disposition.

591
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:45,083
Here to service all your childish needs.
I cook, clean... [sing-song] sing!

592
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,541
What? You sing?

593
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:51,250
- Yeah! All nannies sing.
- I sing, too.

594
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:55,500
[gasps] What if we sing together?

595
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:56,458
Yeah!

596
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,375
- [vocalizing]
- [giggling]

597
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,000
Everybody, come on!

598
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,125
[both continue vocalizing]

599
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,833
Never trust a nanny.

600
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,791
[Nanny and Jane vocalizing]

601
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,791
- [gasps]
- [Jane] Ow!

602
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,625
Whoa!

603
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:18,666
- [gasps] This is amazing.
- Yay!

604
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,958
- Insidious!
- [Jane] I love it!

605
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,434
[Barnaby A] What is she doing
to Jane's head?

606
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:25,458
- [Barnaby B] Now it's pointy.
- [Barnaby A] And she looks younger.

607
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,583
[Barnaby B] Devil woman.

608
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:29,125
[both vocalizing]

609
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,458
- We have to get rid of her.
- [Barnabys] Rid of her?

610
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,083
- Fast.
- [Barnabys] Ooh.

611
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,791
Nanny is working for our parents,
and now she's brainwashed Jane.

612
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:41,666
She has to go. But how?
Perhaps another brochure.

613
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,791
- How about this, Tim?
- It'll work.

614
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,208
[Tim] What the Willoughby is that?

615
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:49,250
- [Barnaby] It's a nannapult, Tim.
- Nannapult?

616
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,750
Nanny goes here, in the nanny-cup.

617
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,041
[both] Lever.

618
00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:59,250
[people screaming in distance]

619
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,166
- Nanny gone.
- Problem solved.

620
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,583
Whoa!

621
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:05,791
This is... a terrible idea.

622
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,916
First off, too many levers.

623
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,958
Do you honestly think
she's just gonna walk right in here

624
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:13,125
and plop herself down in your nanny-cup?

625
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,208
- [Nanny laughs]
- [yelps]

626
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:15,916
[Jane] This is the library.

627
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,583
The twins mostly do stuff here.

628
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:22,375
[gasps] Wow.
Did you little mushroom heads make this?

629
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:25,166
[gasps] A bouncy chair?

630
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,583
- Whoa, it looks like a nanny-cup.
- Bouncy... [giggles]

631
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:31,916
You guys are like little baby
Albert Einsteins but with weirder hair.

632
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,708
- What are your names?
- [whispers] Lever.

633
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,458
- That's Barnaby.
- And that's Barnaby.

634
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:37,750
- Both of you? Okay.
- [whispers] Pull it.

635
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,833
What if I call you Barnaby A?

636
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,000
- [whispers] Do it!
- And you're Barnaby B?

637
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,517
- Lever!
- I can tell them apart now.

638
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,083
- I like B.
- I like A.

639
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,625
- I love all the levers! Or is it leaver?
- No, no, no.

640
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,125
- Lever.
- No, leaver.

641
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,208
Can I pull it?

642
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,291
[Tim screaming]

643
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,583
Whoa! Fun. Ooh, what's this one do?

644
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
- Nothing, huh?
- [Tim groans in distance]

645
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,125
- Who's hungry?
- [all] Yay!

646
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,166
[Nanny vocalizing]

647
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,041
[Tim muttering] Stupid nannapult.

648
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:13,875
Not great. Oh, look at them over there,
chewing food in their mouths,

649
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,791
- eating it up. Ugh!
- [Nanny] Skinny Bones?

650
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,416
[yelps]

651
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,958
[growls]

652
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:20,833
- What's his deal?
- Jealous.

653
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:24,000
- Definitely jealous.
- Yeah. It's a classic power struggle.

654
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,250
[Nanny] Hmm.

655
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,166
Traitorous Willoughbys.
More like Will-not-be's.

656
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,000
[mocking] Will not eat Tim's food.

657
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,250
- Hey, Tim.
- [yelps]

658
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,500
I know you miss
your old-fashioned parents.

659
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:36,000
[hisses]

660
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:40,875
Change is hard. I've been there.
I think maybe you just need to eat.

661
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,250
- What? No, no, no.
- [Nanny] Come on. Here we go.

662
00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,666
[Tim grunting]

663
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,291
- Hmm.
- Put some oats on those skinny bones.

664
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,708
Tim, you have to try this. It's so good.
Way better than that wall lobster.

665
00:32:55,791 --> 00:33:00,000
[exclaims] Willoughbys do not eat oats.

666
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,375
I know you can do this, Skinny Bones.
Now eat.

667
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,916
No, thank you.

668
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,500
- Eat.
- Nope.

669
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:15,625
- Eat.
- No.

670
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:16,892
- [Nanny] Stop it.
- You stop it.

671
00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:17,750
- [Nanny] Let go.
- You let go.

672
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,791
- Eat.
- No! [gasps]

673
00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:29,750
You disrespect my oats, you disrespect me.

674
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,083
[whimpers]

675
00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:33,916
I have no choice but to put you in...

676
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,333
[all gasp]

677
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:39,250
The coal bin? I was gonna say time-out.

678
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:43,666
You know, I have no choice
but to put you in a time-out.

679
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,875
Why in the world would your parents
ever put you in a coal bin?

680
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,166
Having childish needs.

681
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,458
- Like food.
- Sweaters.

682
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:52,541
Love.

683
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:53,833
Oh, taking in an orphan.

684
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:56,958
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took in an orphan?

685
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,250
Yeah, we did. [sighs]

686
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:02,458
But she was a baby, and babies
are the most childish children, so...

687
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,458
We got rid of her.

688
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:08,250
What? Back up the abuse caboose.
Where'd you get rid of a baby?

689
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,833
[Jane] The perfect home.

690
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:16,250
Oh, this is the worst home ever.
Poor little orphan.

691
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:20,791
We should not be trespassing.
Disturbing this great man's work.

692
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,541
[scoffs] What great man?

693
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,750
- [doorbell rings]
- [man angrily] Who disturbs my work?

694
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,375
- [Nanny screams]
- [gasps]

695
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:32,125
Wait a minute. Commander Melanoff is real?

696
00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,000
Um, yes.

697
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:38,791
[chuckles] Wow. That is a...
That's a strong fashion choice.

698
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,541
- Do you dress like that every day, sir?
- I, uh...

699
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:44,375
- Are those medals candy?
- Uh, maybe.

700
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:47,250
- Can Ruth come out?
- No! Go away!

701
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:50,416
- Hey! Hey! Where's the orphan, candy man?
- Shh.

702
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,791
- [grunts] No!
- Baby!

703
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,500
- Ruth!
- [Barnabys] Factory!

704
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,750
- [Tim yells]
- [grunts] Oh, diddly-do.

705
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,208
- May I touch your mustache?
- What?

706
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:01,666
- [Ruth crying]
- Uh-oh.

707
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:05,750
- Baby? Where is she?
- [Jane] Ruth!

708
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,625
[Nanny] This is bad.

709
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,750
We have to get her
before she has a sugar crash.

710
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:17,208
Oh, no, no, no. Not again.
You trespassers! Stay!

711
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:18,708
Yes, great one.

712
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:25,708
[Nanny] Oh, baby. No, no, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

713
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,000
[Melanoff] Nuts and nougat,
nuts and nougat. [grunts]

714
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,166
[wails]

715
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,250
Oh, diddly-doodle. [grunts]

716
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:41,916
[coos]

717
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,333
Ah! Not the candy crusher.

718
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:53,416
[coos]

719
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,583
- [gasps]
- [whines]

720
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:00,750
[sighs in relief]

721
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:04,583
[gasps] Ruthie!

722
00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:05,916
[all gasping]

723
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,250
[coos and giggles]

724
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,916
Gotcha! [grunts]

725
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,458
- Ooh, that was exciting.
- Okay, but we're supposed to be staying.

726
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,041
[Jane squeals and laughs] Ruth!

727
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:22,125
You! Big-haired lady.
[grunts] Give me back my baby!

728
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:25,625
Your baby? I don't think so, sugar daddy.

729
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,375
A nanny knows things,

730
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:32,708
and this nanny knows these messed-up
Willoughbys left a baby on your doorstep.

731
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:38,750
Wait, are you the angels
who brought her to me?

732
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,625
- [Jane] Uh...
- Maybe.

733
00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:42,625
I wouldn't call them angels, exactly.

734
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,333
- Oh, my.
- What are you feeding her?

735
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:57,041
<i>Candy! I'm Commander Melanoff,
and I live in the land of fun!</i>

736
00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,500
- Whoa.
- A moving painting?

737
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:02,291
How did they get
the tiny people in the box?

738
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:06,458
[Melanoff] Ruthie likes it, don't ya?
You like those toasty oats.

739
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,833
All kids love oats.

740
00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,291
[Melanoff exclaiming on TV]

741
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:14,000
So, you're like the real
Commander Melanoff? You're famous?

742
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:20,541
Well, maybe. [laughs]
I do make every tasty treat myself.

743
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,916
Do you live here alone, or...

744
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,416
Yes. Well, I did.

745
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:30,500
Ruth moved in
and she needs a lot of attention.

746
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,500
'Course she does, don't you, baby girl?

747
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:37,083
How could something so tiny
make so much poop?

748
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:40,958
- I haven't slept in nine days.
- Oh, that explains a lot.

749
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,458
I called Orphan Services for help, but...

750
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,625
Orphan Services?
No, you shouldn't have called them!

751
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:49,750
Well, I mean, "Find an orphan
you don't know, call..."

752
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,458
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, oh.

753
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:56,833
No. Giving a baby to them
is like locking a puppy up in a cage.

754
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,625
Oh, my! I love puppies.

755
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,500
It's a good thing I hung up, then.

756
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,041
Oh, you did?

757
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:09,166
You see, I've grown fond
of her childish needs.

758
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:13,375
I want her to stay.

759
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,208
- [coos and giggles]
- [Nanny] Okay, but...

760
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:19,250
This factory isn't baby proofed.

761
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:22,625
She can't just eat candy
for the rest of her life.

762
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,333
I mean, next thing you know,
she's going off to college, she could...

763
00:38:26,416 --> 00:38:30,291
She could be a doctor.
Maybe she'll write the next <i>Moby Dick,</i>

764
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,875
or paint the next <i>Mona Lisa.</i>
Fly an airplane to the moon.

765
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:37,166
I mean, she could be the next president.

766
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,416
You know? And then you're gonna
have to go to the White House

767
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:45,250
and maybe not wear a candy suit,
you know? It's a lot.

768
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,583
That sounds sweet.

769
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:54,875
It's time for this candy man
to become a family man,

770
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,083
- who also makes candy.
- [Ruth cooing]

771
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,791
Well, if you ever need help,
you know who to call.

772
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:02,958
Oh, the service for orphans.

773
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,416
What? No, Skinny Bones! [scoffs]

774
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:10,083
You could call me. You know, I'm a nanny.

775
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:13,000
- I will.
- Just put your number in there.

776
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:17,208
If you ever need a candy factory, or...
Ooh! [laughing]

777
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,750
Yay! The perfect home.

778
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:21,583
[groans]

779
00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:26,791
[laughing] Oh,
you Willoughbys are wonderful.

780
00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,625
Here, son, catch!

781
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,041
- [Tim whispers] Whoa.
- [laughs]

782
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:39,250
- Is this a hug?
- I don't know. But I like it.

783
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,166
[camera shutter clicks]

784
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:51,750
Aww. Unfortunately, these Willoughby kids
would soon get some disturbing news

785
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:55,000
that their parents were still alive.

786
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:04,958
<i>They say that love conquers all.
It does for these two.</i>

787
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,541
[both laughing]

788
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:26,125
[guide screams]

789
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,958
[Father purring]

790
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:30,333
[The Cat] <i>How many lives
have these cats got?</i>

791
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:36,916
Oh, Father, I do so love
adventuring with you.

792
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,500
- [purring] Oh!
- Bug.

793
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:44,458
Unfortunately, Mother, our adventuring
is soon to be over. We are broke.

794
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,833
[gasps] Does that mean we'll have to...

795
00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:49,416
Ugh. Go home. I'm afraid so.

796
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,583
You mean, back to that old-fashioned home?

797
00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,791
- Yes.
- Oh!

798
00:40:55,875 --> 00:41:00,875
If only there was a way that we could
reach across time and space

799
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,125
- and just sell it.
- [guide clears throat]

800
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,375
Uh, you could always use the Internet.

801
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,291
[screams]

802
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:08,208
- Ina...
- Nets?

803
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:12,000
Uh, see here. Old-fashioned homes go
for a lot these days. [chuckles]

804
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,000
- [Father laughs]
- [yelps]

805
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:15,625
- Oh, my.
- [Mother giggles]

806
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:16,833
Piranhas!

807
00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:20,333
- What in blue blazers is this thing?
- [Mother] So many pictures.

808
00:41:20,416 --> 00:41:21,916
Ooh. I get it.

809
00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:24,083
[woman over phone] <i>Irene Holmes.</i>

810
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,791
Hello, we'd like to sell
our old-fashioned house.

811
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,625
- Quickly. Tell her quickly.
- Immediately.

812
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,750
[Jane singing] <i>♪ Riding a bus
Taking us home ♪</i>

813
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,791
<i>♪ Under my seat, I found some gum ♪</i>

814
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:40,916
<i>♪ Look at the world, zipping by quick ♪</i>

815
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,333
<i>♪ Chewing this gum is making me sick ♪</i>

816
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,583
- [Nanny laughing]
- [Jane humming]

817
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,041
[gasps]

818
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:07,833
[Jane] <i>♪ Eating old gum
Is a bad way to go ♪</i>

819
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,875
That was a great day out.

820
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,833
I'm glad you had fun, Tim.

821
00:42:11,916 --> 00:42:14,958
- [cell phone chimes]
- Must be the Commander texting already.

822
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,142
- [Father over phone] <i>Nanny...</i>
- [Nanny] Oh.

823
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,500
[Father speaking indistinctly]

824
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,083
What? Father?

825
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,083
[Father] <i>As you wish.</i>

826
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,083
- [phone beeps]
- [sighs heavily]

827
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,541
[typing]

828
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,458
Huh...

829
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,166
[grunts]

830
00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:43,833
"Slide to unlock."

831
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:45,958
Okay, yeah.

832
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:49,125
[grunting] Why is it not work...

833
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,541
[yelps]

834
00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:55,666
Yes!

835
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,958
- [Father] <i>Nanny! We're selling the house.</i>
- Huh?

836
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,791
She's working for our still-alive parents!

837
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,083
- Tim, you're acting weird.
- Oh, am I?

838
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,434
[Father] <i>We're selling the house.</i>

839
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:19,708
<i>- Dispose of the children as you wish.</i>
- [Mother]<i> Do it, Father.</i>

840
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:21,291
[gasps] No.

841
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:25,875
Oh, yeah. And here's what
that Nanny wrote back.

842
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:27,541
"As for the children...

843
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,666
[menacingly] I will take care of them."

844
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,125
[both gasp]

845
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:34,416
- Do you wanna be taken care of?
- I do not.

846
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:37,166
- [vehicle approaches]
- Oh, no.

847
00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,625
[woman in sing-song] Money!

848
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,875
[chuckles]

849
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,625
Another trespasser!

850
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:46,500
[woman] Money!

851
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,333
- Hello! [laughs]
- [Tim yelps]

852
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:53,958
Open house tomorrow.
I'm gonna sell your home.

853
00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:56,625
[laughing] Money!

854
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,666
Oh, no, you won't.

855
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,715
[The Cat] <i>Who could sleep
on a night like this?</i>

856
00:44:04,291 --> 00:44:07,250
<i>Well, I could, actually.
I'm a great sleeper.</i>

857
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,416
<i>But these Willoughby kids can't.</i>

858
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:18,250
[Nanny snoring]

859
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,500
[whispers] Go, go, go.

860
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,791
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- [line dialing]

861
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,458
- [agent over phone] <i>Orphan Services.</i>
- Oh, uh...

862
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:45,250
Hello, I'm an orphan in need of service.

863
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:48,666
I'd like to report a bad nanny.

864
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:50,875
Oh-oh.

865
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,791
- [indistinct chatter]
- [Irene] Ding-dong!

866
00:44:56,875 --> 00:45:02,500
The house is open!
Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.

867
00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:04,958
[The Cat] Like mice nibbling
at the edge of a trap,

868
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:09,958
these hopeful people were about to get
caught in the war of the Willoughbys.

869
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,708
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

870
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,958
[indistinct chatter]

871
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:23,375
[screams]

872
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,416
["Crewcut" playing]

873
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:28,333
- [yelps]
- Exquisite! [yelps]

874
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,333
Oof!

875
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,708
Ha-ha.

876
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,166
[yelps and groans]

877
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,625
Huh? [screams]

878
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,416
- [growling]
- [screaming]

879
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,541
[chuckling]

880
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:46,708
[both gasp] Oof!

881
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,666
[both scream]

882
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,833
[cackles]

883
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,875
Huh?

884
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:54,583
[yelps]

885
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,333
[people grunting and groaning]

886
00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:02,500
[vocalizing]

887
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:06,625
[yelling and screaming]

888
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,166
[yelps and grunts]

889
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,083
[all] Hey.

890
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,291
[huffing]

891
00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,125
[yelps]

892
00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,041
- Yes!
- [woman] Help!

893
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,833
[screaming]

894
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,250
[woman] Worst open house!

895
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Darn it!

896
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,333
[Jane cheering]

897
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:27,083
Well done, Willoughbys.
Today, we saved our home!

898
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,833
- [horn honking]
- [gasps]

899
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,125
[chuckling]

900
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,833
[The Cat] <i>While the Willoughbys
defended their home bravely...</i>

901
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:36,017
Whoa. Where you going? [laughs]

902
00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:37,681
[The Cat] <i>...they were no match for this.</i>

903
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:40,583
Welcome. Right this way.

904
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,916
[man] Would you look at that house?

905
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,541
[woman gasps]

906
00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:48,958
[The Cat] <i>The perfect family.</i>

907
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:51,333
[choir singing] <i>♪ Perfect family ♪</i>

908
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:52,958
It's what we've always dreamed of.

909
00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:54,791
[man] Looks like home, sweetie!

910
00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:56,583
[giggling]

911
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:59,541
- [Tim] Insidious. Go.
- [Jane gasps]

912
00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:01,416
[woman] There's space for my roses.

913
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:04,166
- [choir] <i>♪ Ooh, roses ♪</i>
- Big sister, I love you so much.

914
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,000
No, I love you so much, little brother.

915
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,500
[parents] We love you, too, kids.

916
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,583
[kids] Yay!

917
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,791
Whoo!

918
00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:14,458
[sing-song] I feel a tingle
of domestic joy!

919
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:16,708
- [choir] <i>♪ Tingle ♪</i>
- [all chuckling]

920
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:20,541
- This house is wonderful! [chuckles]
- [choir] <i>♪ Ooh, wonderful ♪</i>

921
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,125
We can put all the family photos
right there.

922
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,791
- [choir] <i>♪ Ooh, photos ♪</i>
- We could be so happy here.

923
00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:30,458
[all] Whoa!

924
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,875
[man] We are definitely buying this house.

925
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:34,684
- [choir] <i>♪ Buying this house ♪</i>
- We be great.

926
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:35,791
But they be perfect.

927
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:37,333
[Tim] Come on.

928
00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:39,750
It's like the Willoughby massacre
of 1775...

929
00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:40,916
[yelps]

930
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,291
[ominous voice] Trespassers!

931
00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:44,708
- [voice cackling]
- [family screams]

932
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:48,166
- [girl] It's haunted!
- [man shrieking]

933
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:51,333
- I love you!
- [family crying]

934
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,833
[voice growling]

935
00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:58,916
- [Tim whimpers]
- Something scared the perfect family?

936
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,041
- Beastly.
- [Barnaby] Definitely a monster.

937
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,476
[Jane] We'll just take a look.

938
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,333
Jane! No, no, no.

939
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,583
Shh.

940
00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,791
[Barnaby whimpers]

941
00:48:24,541 --> 00:48:26,291
What happened to our library?

942
00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:27,750
[groaning]

943
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,392
- [Barnaby A] I'm scared.
- [Barnaby B] Definitely scared.

944
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,833
What the Willoughby?

945
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,208
[gasp]

946
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:39,333
[beast laughing maniacally]

947
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:45,291
I am the Willoughby beast.
Enter my home and I shall feast!

948
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,208
- [Tim yelps]
- Eat one of the Barnabys.

949
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:48,875
[Barnabys] Zigzag. Zigzag. Zigzag.

950
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:50,875
[beast] Leave this place and you be free,

951
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:54,791
unless thou be a Willoughby!

952
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,166
Zigzag. Zigzag.
It's not working. [whimpering]

953
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:59,750
[yells] I be a Willoughby.

954
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,166
[beast] Is that so?

955
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,500
Then I guess we're cool...

956
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:07,375
Skinny Bones.

957
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:08,791
Nanny?

958
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:12,458
Here to serve the little children.

959
00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:14,875
- [Barnabys laughing]
- Yay! I knew you were good.

960
00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:15,875
Rubbery arms!

961
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,458
But I locked you up in your room.

962
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:20,791
Oh, come on, Tim.
All nannies know how to pick a lock.

963
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:21,875
[both] Ooh.

964
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,541
I was building this all night
'cause I really wanted to help.

965
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:29,791
Help who? Our parents?
We can't trust her. Remember this, Nanny?

966
00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,583
"As for the children,

967
00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,583
[menacingly] I will take care of them."

968
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:34,500
[Barnabys gasp]

969
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:36,500
Why are you being all evil?

970
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,500
Hear it in my voice, okay?

971
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:42,500
As for the children,
let me take care of them.

972
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,416
[Barnabys] Oh.

973
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:46,375
When you say it like that,
I do wanna be taken care of.

974
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:53,458
Tim, I might work for your parents,
but my duty is to look after you guys.

975
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:56,458
I should have told you
they were selling the house.

976
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,000
I'm sorry.

977
00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:01,666
But I just couldn't bear to break
your weird little hearts.

978
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,791
Oh, thank you, Nanny.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

979
00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:05,892
Any time, tiny girlfriend.

980
00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:07,476
- [Barnaby A] Wanna hug Nanny.
- [Barnaby B] Huggy.

981
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,166
Get in here, you little mushroom heads.

982
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:13,125
- [Barnaby] Hug us will all six arms.
- [kids sigh]

983
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,375
[Tim sighs]

984
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,958
Tim, are you okay?

985
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,291
[Tim] Thank you.

986
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,833
Aww, Skinny Bones.

987
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,541
- [tires screeching]
- Huh?

988
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:31,583
- [Tim gasps]
- [Jane] What?

989
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,309
[woman over radio]
<i>Department of Orphan Services is on site.</i>

990
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:38,208
<i>- Unit 4. Cut off the exits.</i>
- Orphan Services? We have to go. Now!

991
00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:39,491
[woman] <i>No children in or out.</i>

992
00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,041
Hurry, kids. Stick with me. Come on.

993
00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,601
- [Tim] Where are we going?
- Back door.

994
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,333
- No, follow me. Come on, you two.
- Nanny, what's happening?

995
00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:47,791
[all yelp]

996
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:51,041
It's okay. Stay together. Come on.
Come on. Don't panic. [gasps]

997
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:54,833
[Tim gasps]

998
00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:03,750
We have reason to believe
a bad nanny is harboring orphans.

999
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:04,750
Orphans?

1000
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:08,083
As a Willoughby,
I demand you leave our home.

1001
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,125
You're the orphan.

1002
00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,083
Yes.

1003
00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:14,125
No, no, no. They have parents.
You leave them alone.

1004
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:17,708
Linda? Is that you?

1005
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:19,291
Uh, yeah.

1006
00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:22,291
- Linda?
- But I'm a nanny now.

1007
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,916
Are you wearing toilet paper again?

1008
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,875
Yes, I am, but it...

1009
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,041
Oh, you look ridiculous.

1010
00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,583
It's a costume. I was...

1011
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:32,791
Once an orphan, always an orphan.

1012
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,916
Uh...

1013
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,916
Nanny? You're an orphan?

1014
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,208
No, I mean, I was. I mean... I...

1015
00:51:39,291 --> 00:51:41,125
[sighs] I am.

1016
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:44,583
We tried to find her a home,
but no one ever wanted her.

1017
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,708
That's not true. We want her.

1018
00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:48,750
See? They want me.

1019
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,250
Oh, Linda.

1020
00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:56,166
[Tim on recording] <i>I'd like to report
a bad nanny. We do not want her.</i>

1021
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,250
Tim?

1022
00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:59,375
That's you? Your voice?

1023
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:01,000
- Tim.
- How could you?

1024
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,125
No, no...

1025
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:05,750
Oh, children can be so, so cruel.

1026
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,500
- I didn't mean...
- You did.

1027
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,458
I was just trying to be a good nanny.

1028
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:12,250
- But you are...
- No longer required.

1029
00:52:13,416 --> 00:52:15,458
- [Nanny crying]
- No, you are required.

1030
00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:18,791
Go, Linda,
before these children hurt you more.

1031
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:22,666
Nanny, don't. Please!

1032
00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:26,541
Jane...

1033
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,666
You did this.

1034
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,125
I didn't mean...

1035
00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,958
You lied about Nanny.
You made me get rid of Ruth.

1036
00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:34,041
That was our parents.

1037
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,500
- Always just bossing me around.
- Jane...

1038
00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:39,416
You're a mean,
mustacheless, short-panted...

1039
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,041
- [groans] No!
- Fighting children must be separated.

1040
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,416
You can't.

1041
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,541
[agent] For your own good.

1042
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:46,208
[Tim yells] No!

1043
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:52,041
[agent] You will adopt
standard childhood experiences.

1044
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,333
Homes will be allocated.
Schools will be assigned.

1045
00:52:55,416 --> 00:53:00,583
Until your biological parents return,
you are officially orphans.

1046
00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,583
No!

1047
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:03,250
[agent] Have a nice childhood.

1048
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,000
[Jane] Stop! I don't want to go!

1049
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:09,916
Help! I don't wanna go!
Let me out! Let me out! [yells]

1050
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,583
- [Barnaby A] Tim?
- [Barnaby B] Jane?

1051
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,892
[Tim] Please. You can't do this.

1052
00:53:12,916 --> 00:53:15,250
[woman over radio] <i>All children
collected and protected.</i>

1053
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,333
- No.
<i>- Good work, team.</i>

1054
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:26,750
These poor kids. Alone, scattered, lost.

1055
00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:31,250
Like me, really.

1056
00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:35,333
The Barnabys were cared for
in a modern home,

1057
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:39,958
<i>plugged into the Internet,
their little brains flooded with...</i>

1058
00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:42,333
<i>Well, you've been on the Internet.</i>

1059
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,041
<i>Jane's hosts believed in
the healing power of music.</i>

1060
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:53,000
[vocalizes] You okay, kiddo?

1061
00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:56,875
[The Cat] <i>But Jane's song was gone.</i>

1062
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,458
<i>Her what-ifs? No more.</i>

1063
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:08,000
<i>Tim resisted change, running away from
well-meaning families like the Wilsons,</i>

1064
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:10,083
<i>the Walters,</i>

1065
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,458
<i>the Waddingtons.</i>

1066
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:17,208
<i>He wanted his old-fashioned
Willoughby life back.</i>

1067
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:20,708
Sold? [gasps]

1068
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:26,625
No, no, no, no!

1069
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:28,791
[The Cat] <i>But it was gone.</i>

1070
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:37,500
[The Cat] <i>No home. No family.
Someone's gotta look after him.</i>

1071
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:40,916
[woman over radio] <i>This is unit three.
We have him.</i>

1072
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,083
[The Cat] <i>It's tough out there,
in the city.</i>

1073
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:47,375
<i>Sometimes, you're the cat.
Sometimes, you're the mouse.</i>

1074
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,583
<i>At least he's got a box.</i>

1075
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,041
<i>Okay, it's a bit dark, but, uh, y'know.</i>

1076
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:05,833
<i>Poor Nanny tucked her tail
and ran away from her past.</i>

1077
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,541
<i>Y'know, never look back.</i>

1078
00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:12,083
<i>'Course, it's nobody's fault, really.</i>

1079
00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:14,250
[Nanny sighs]

1080
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:18,666
[The Cat] <i>Fine. I'll stop the bus.</i>

1081
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,041
[tires screech]

1082
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:25,666
<i>Happy now?</i>

1083
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:31,333
Let me off. Let me off! [grunts]

1084
00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:34,791
What the Willoughby?

1085
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,166
[meows]

1086
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,666
[The Cat] <i>This is good, right? Exciting.</i>

1087
00:55:51,041 --> 00:55:53,125
- [cell door opens]
- [guard] Oat time.

1088
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:59,041
Hmph. Not hungry. [grunts]

1089
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:04,000
[guard] Oh, I think you are, Skinny Bones.

1090
00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:05,750
Huh? What...

1091
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,458
Hungry for freedom.

1092
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:09,916
Nanny?

1093
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,291
Call me Phil.

1094
00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:13,184
- [in deep voice] Get in the oat cart.
- [meows]

1095
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,125
I'm busting you out.

1096
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:18,208
[sighs] I do not deserve
this busting you speak of.

1097
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:23,750
Leave me, Phil, to my short-panted guilt.

1098
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:31,083
Oh, pity party, huh?
Guess I didn't get my invitation.

1099
00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:33,083
[Tim whimpers]

1100
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,166
Sure, you screwed up.

1101
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
[sighs] I screwed up, too.

1102
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,416
I left you kids there alone. I ran away.

1103
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,791
But I came back,

1104
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:48,791
and I'm not leaving here
without a Willoughby.

1105
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:52,041
I'm just a Will-not-be.

1106
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:58,666
All I wanted was to be
a great Willoughby with a great family.

1107
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,625
- [Nanny grunts]
- Hey!

1108
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,833
- Are you saying Jane's not great?
- No!

1109
00:57:02,916 --> 00:57:04,708
- Barnaby A's not great?
- No.

1110
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,125
- Barnaby B's not great?
- Ow!

1111
00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:09,416
- You're not great?
- Okay, okay, I get it! Stop!

1112
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,375
[sighs] Look, Skinny Bones,
you have a family.

1113
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:18,125
They need you and you need them.

1114
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,833
[exclaims]

1115
00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:22,416
My head protector.

1116
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,041
[in deep voice] Let's blow this pop stand
and do something great, bro-bro.

1117
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,083
Let us get blowing, brother-brother.

1118
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,958
[whispers] I admire your ruthlessness,
but this is crazy.

1119
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,583
Shh. Almost there.

1120
00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:48,833
[exclaims] I mean, uh, uh...

1121
00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,666
[in deep voice] Just taking the oats
for a walk.

1122
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:55,291
Oats love walking. Come on, oats.

1123
00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:59,833
- Is there an orphan in that cart?
- Uh...

1124
00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:01,791
[agent] Phil?

1125
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:05,250
Oh, boy, orphan in an oat cart?
I've never heard of such a thing.

1126
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:07,291
That's preposterous.

1127
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,375
Uh, don't touch that.

1128
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:10,958
Don't look in there.

1129
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,125
[groans] Oh, my! My back!

1130
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,833
How dare you?

1131
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:17,791
You think oats grows in fields, Phil?

1132
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,041
[scoffs] Do you know how long
we have to soak these oats

1133
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,666
so they're soft enough
we won't choke a child?

1134
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,833
Code Blue! She's not a real Phil!

1135
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,500
- [gasps] It's Linda!
- [yelps]

1136
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:30,000
- Stop right there, fake Phil.
- Nanny!

1137
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,083
- Tim?
- Ow!

1138
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,541
[The Cat meows]

1139
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:33,833
She's stealing an orphan.

1140
00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,458
He's not an orphan.

1141
00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,708
And she's not a Linda.

1142
00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,291
- I'm Phil.
- Phil this!

1143
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:40,875
[grunts] Ow!

1144
00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:43,375
- [Nanny laughs]
- Whoo-hoo!

1145
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,458
Gotcha.

1146
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:47,416
- She's getting away. Stop that Linda!
- [yelps]

1147
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,500
[engine starts]

1148
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:50,916
I knew Phil had a sweet car!

1149
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,125
[tires screech]

1150
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:55,000
[buzzer sounds]

1151
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:56,208
[cheering]

1152
00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:58,333
[yelps] Nanny, the gate!

1153
00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:00,583
Gate, schmate. Phil ain't no sheep.

1154
00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,541
- [bleating]
- [screams]

1155
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:10,101
[radio host] <i>We have stories
of people in very different contexts...</i>

1156
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:13,291
You know,
it is nice to see Linda taking initiative.

1157
00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,375
[agent] Hmm.

1158
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:16,875
[yelling]

1159
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,083
[honking]

1160
00:59:27,166 --> 00:59:28,833
[newscaster] <i>Tonight, a skinny-boned boy</i>

1161
00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:31,500
<i>escapes a juvenile detention center.
The hunt for his...</i>

1162
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,250
[gasps]

1163
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,875
Tim was in a box.

1164
00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,017
- [Tim] Barnabys.
- [both gasp]

1165
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,250
I need your help.

1166
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,875
- Okay, Tim.
- Sure, Tim.

1167
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,166
Let's go!

1168
00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:46,291
- Nope.
- [Tim] No?

1169
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,416
What do you mean, no? We have to hurry.

1170
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,541
No need to hurry. We got the drums, baby.
We got the drums.

1171
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:53,500
Jane, please.

1172
00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,875
We're not the Willoughbys
without your what-ifs.

1173
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:57,458
Hmph!

1174
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,208
What if... I say I am sorry?

1175
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:08,750
What if you did?

1176
01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:10,333
What if you accept my apology?

1177
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:13,166
What if you stop telling me what to do?

1178
01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:16,041
What if you stop getting me into trouble

1179
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:19,625
and stuck in a coal bin while you get
to play with orphans and eat meatloaf?

1180
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,416
I accept your apology.

1181
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,500
- What? [groans]
- Yay!

1182
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:25,208
[singing]<i> ♪ Tim says he's sorry ♪</i>

1183
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,791
<i>♪ 'Cause he was wrong
About all the things I'll list... ♪</i>

1184
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,017
- [knocking at door]
- [Nanny gasps]

1185
01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:29,958
[agent] DOS. Open the door.

1186
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:31,958
- [muffled singing]
- We gotta go.

1187
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,750
- Can I help ya?
- We're looking for missing children.

1188
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,208
Oh, they've been found, mister.

1189
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:40,958
Bye!

1190
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:47,791
[gasps] As long as they think you guys
are orphans, they will never give up.

1191
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:51,208
[sighs] There's only one way out of this.

1192
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:56,916
You're not going to like it,
but what if we get our parents back?

1193
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,208
- [Nanny] What?
- Parents?

1194
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:00,958
[yelling]

1195
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,392
Nanny, hands on the wheel, please.

1196
01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,833
Sorry. Sorry.
But you guys have bad parents.

1197
01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:09,250
Yes, I know they're despicable,
but they're the only ones we've got.

1198
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:14,208
Look, the Orphan Service lady said
that if our biological parents return,

1199
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:16,083
we can stay together.

1200
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:18,958
We have to get them back.

1201
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,083
Well, we do know where they're heading.

1202
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:24,333
Sveetzerlünd.

1203
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,750
He who goes up...

1204
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:28,083
Does not come down.

1205
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,375
[grunting]

1206
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,083
- Careful. [yelps]
- Huzzah!

1207
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:38,000
[laughing]

1208
01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:40,541
Aren't these pointy hats
splendid, snugglebug?

1209
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:45,416
Those pitons add such brawn
to your manly feet.

1210
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,041
[purring]

1211
01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:48,416
[both] To adventure!

1212
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,833
- [Mother trilling]
- [Father laughing]

1213
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:53,101
[The Cat] <i>How could such clever kids
come from these two?</i>

1214
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:55,583
<i>I mean,
this is Darwinism at work, isn't it?</i>

1215
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:08,500
<i>Ugh. Do we really have to save them?</i>

1216
01:02:08,583 --> 01:02:10,125
[doorbell ringing]

1217
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:14,458
- [yawns] Willoughbys?
- [Ruth coos]

1218
01:02:14,541 --> 01:02:19,333
I love your factory. I need your factory.
Give me your factory.

1219
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:21,750
Tonight.

1220
01:02:22,416 --> 01:02:23,625
Hiya, Mel.

1221
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,333
We have to build something
to get us to Sveetzerlünd.

1222
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:28,958
Okay.

1223
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:40,666
- Plan A.
- Plan B.

1224
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,750
Do it.

1225
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:46,083
[all cheering]

1226
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,250
["Get Up (If You Wanna Get Down)" playing]

1227
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:51,500
[Barnabys laughing] Whoo-hoo! Yay!

1228
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:08,333
[squeals and coos]

1229
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,041
Mmm.

1230
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,500
[blowing]

1231
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:26,250
[laughs] Whoo!

1232
01:03:34,541 --> 01:03:35,541
[Ruth exclaims]

1233
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,333
[Jane] That's what I call a dirigible.

1234
01:03:48,416 --> 01:03:51,000
- Nice work, Barnabys.
- Good dirigible.

1235
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:52,208
Delicious dirigible.

1236
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,375
To Sveetzerlünd.

1237
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:57,375
[yelps and giggles] Easy, Ruthie.

1238
01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:00,416
All right, you kids go pee.
I'll be right back with the oats.

1239
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,583
- [Melanoff] Yes. Oats.
- [Nanny] Whoo!

1240
01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:06,708
Look at this.
Ruthie wants to help. [laughs]

1241
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:10,458
It's almost like...

1242
01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:12,166
They're a family.

1243
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,750
[automated voice] <i>Starting route
to Sveetzerlünd.</i>

1244
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:23,583
Ah, Sveetzerlünd.
You're gonna love it there, Ruthie.

1245
01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:27,250
The land of chocolate, cheese and knives.

1246
01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,208
- [Nanny yelps]
- Whoa!

1247
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:32,458
What? Tim!

1248
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:49,000
Do you think Nanny will be mad we
snuck out and ran off with the dirigible

1249
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:49,916
and stole her phone?

1250
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,291
- [Barnabys] And her purse.
- She is definitely mad.

1251
01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:56,125
But we orphaned ourselves.
We will unorphan ourselves.

1252
01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:04,083
[Barnaby] I'm alive! I'm finally alive!

1253
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,583
Check it out.

1254
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:07,166
Whoa.

1255
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:11,625
[The Cat] As these Willoughbys flew east
towards the sunrise,

1256
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,833
I'm just along for the ride, in this cone.

1257
01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:16,750
I told you this story would be exciting.

1258
01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:20,708
Will they reach their parents
in time? Dunno. I'm in a cone!

1259
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:23,666
[man yodeling]

1260
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:28,791
A-ha. Unclimbable Alp, they say.

1261
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:33,166
Doesn't compare to the mounds of love
we've climbed, sweet Mother.

1262
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:36,875
- Oh, Father, take me to the tippy top.
- [honking horn]

1263
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:40,541
What are you doing, you idiots?
[yelling indistinctly]

1264
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:43,416
Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother.
[echoing] Mother, dear!

1265
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,166
- [laughing]
- Ooh.

1266
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:52,000
- Oh, look, snow.
- Ooh.

1267
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,041
Fill her up, buddy.

1268
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,726
- Sugar in the drain pipe.
- Sugar in the gas tank.

1269
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:01,708
Good morning, we're going to stop
our parents from killing themselves.

1270
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,333
Bye!

1271
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,541
[The Cat meows]

1272
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:05,916
[engine starts]

1273
01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:14,416
Yeah! Nice!

1274
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,750
Keep up, honey, keep up!

1275
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,083
[yelps]

1276
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,166
- So much better than walking.
- [barks]

1277
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:32,791
[yawns]

1278
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,166
[snoring] Barnaby, Barnaby, Barnaby...

1279
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:36,250
[sighs]

1280
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,000
[Tim sighing]

1281
01:06:56,541 --> 01:07:00,083
[snoring]

1282
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:05,291
Huh?

1283
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,583
[meows]

1284
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,625
[screaming]

1285
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:26,208
[exclaims] I don't believe I can...

1286
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,458
[teeth chattering] feel my nose.

1287
01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:30,541
[teeth chattering] No.

1288
01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:32,625
[shivering] We're out of yarn.

1289
01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:37,000
I can't knit!

1290
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,083
Oh, Mother, sweets.

1291
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:42,291
Father, we've made a horrible mistake.

1292
01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:44,666
[teeth chattering]

1293
01:07:47,625 --> 01:07:52,375
[gasps] We must go back home.

1294
01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:56,750
[gasps loudly] Oh, Mother,
you are my home.

1295
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:58,541
Oh.

1296
01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,041
[kissing]

1297
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:10,451
[automated voice] <i>You have arrived
at your destination.</i>

1298
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,583
There it is.

1299
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,500
[all] Whoa.

1300
01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:28,541
They could be anywhere up...

1301
01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:29,750
There. Look.

1302
01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:33,833
[Tim] I suspect our parents
had something to do with that.

1303
01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,333
They do make a mess of things.

1304
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:37,875
- Something outside.
- Definitely something outside.

1305
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,875
Looky, looky.

1306
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:54,625
Willoughby red. Human fibers.
Silky smooth. Father's tardigrades.

1307
01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:56,166
I can't knit.

1308
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,833
Mother's yarn!

1309
01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,458
[whooping]

1310
01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,833
- Yes!
- We got 'em now.

1311
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:11,541
[Barnaby] Follow that yarn!

1312
01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:14,250
Hang on, Willoughbys!

1313
01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:16,916
I can't see a thing.

1314
01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:21,666
No visibility.

1315
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:24,000
Ice to see you.

1316
01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:26,583
[laughs] Great pun, Jane.

1317
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,541
Oh, no! We're losing power!

1318
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,583
[grunts]

1319
01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:35,750
Barnabys, what's going on?

1320
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:38,208
- Altitude. Keep driving.
- We need more rainbow.

1321
01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:42,750
[mimicking cranking]

1322
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,000
Faster, guys!

1323
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:51,208
[both] Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow.

1324
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,583
A-ha! Punch it.

1325
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:59,291
[Barnabys] Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow!

1326
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,333
[all screaming]

1327
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,416
[meows]

1328
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,458
[Tim] Whoo!

1329
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:12,916
Unclimbable, but not unflyable.

1330
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:22,291
Look! The yarn leads right to...

1331
01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:24,125
[Barnabys gasp]

1332
01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:25,916
Oh, no!

1333
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,750
'Tis like a yard of graves.

1334
01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:31,416
[duck quacks]

1335
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:37,416
Hurry! [grunting]

1336
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:41,000
[all grunting]

1337
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,083
[panting] They have to be here!

1338
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,583
- Split up!
- [Barnabys] Splitting!

1339
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:53,791
[grunting] Tree. Tree.

1340
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,875
- Tree here, too.
- Another tree.

1341
01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:57,666
No sign of them.

1342
01:10:58,416 --> 01:10:59,666
[meows]

1343
01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:02,666
[panting]

1344
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:06,750
[echoing] This is impossible!

1345
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,166
We're all going to freeze out here
if we don't find them.

1346
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,708
[smooching in the distance]

1347
01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:14,041
[gasps] I hear something.

1348
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:15,517
Me, too. Definitely hear something.

1349
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,000
Is it a some or a thing?

1350
01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:20,333
[smooching continues]

1351
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:24,583
It is some and a thing. Go!

1352
01:11:30,791 --> 01:11:32,791
- [Barnaby] Not a tree!
- It's parents!

1353
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,166
[gasps] Their kiss, it's still warm.

1354
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:38,000
Heaters. Fire. [howls]

1355
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:42,500
[grunting]

1356
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:44,958
[grunting]

1357
01:11:51,666 --> 01:11:52,958
[The Cat meows]

1358
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,500
Come on. Come on.

1359
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,875
[both yelp and shiver]

1360
01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,083
- [kids cheering]
- [laughing] We have parents.

1361
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:07,625
- A mommy.
- And a daddy.

1362
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:12,208
[shivering] Children?
Ah, Fatherkins, are we back home?

1363
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:16,708
[shivering] No, dearest. On an alp.

1364
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,000
We have come to your rescue.

1365
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:21,083
Rescue? Us?

1366
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,375
But how?

1367
01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:25,166
- We knew where you were going.
- We sent you away.

1368
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:26,810
[both] The Reprehensible Travel Agency.

1369
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:27,875
The brochure?

1370
01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:33,416
Mother's balls! This was... you?

1371
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:37,291
We wanted, um, to orphan ourselves.

1372
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,625
- But we were wrong.
- Very wrong.

1373
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,125
Oh, my.

1374
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,625
Look, we are not a perfect family.

1375
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,583
We're not even a good family.

1376
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,291
But you need us to get down this alp,

1377
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:52,958
and once we're down there, we need you
so that we can all stay together.

1378
01:12:55,166 --> 01:13:01,166
You don't have to love us,
but will thou be our parents again?

1379
01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,166
[kids] Please.

1380
01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:11,083
Oh, Father, maybe we were wrong.
We can do better.

1381
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:13,958
Shall we? For love.

1382
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,041
For love.

1383
01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:29,583
- Get out of my way!
- Ugh.

1384
01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:31,750
[Father] Would you look at that machine?

1385
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,375
[Mother] Oh, I do love to fly.

1386
01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,666
Run, Mother. Run as fast as you can.

1387
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,309
[The Cat]<i> I did not see that one coming.</i>

1388
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,642
- [Mother] I didn't bring my running dress.
- [Father] Lift those limbs.

1389
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,791
[Mother] Here I come, Father!
To adventure!

1390
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,291
[duck groaning]

1391
01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:51,625
[parents cheering]

1392
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,041
[Tim yelps]

1393
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,041
Mother, where did you learn to drive?

1394
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,916
I thought you were driving, darling.

1395
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
[The Cat] <i>Unfortunately, the Willoughby
parents remained thoroughly...</i>

1396
01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,583
- What do these pedals do?
- Oh.

1397
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:08,916
[The Cat] <i>...incredibly
and utterly selfish.</i>

1398
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:09,916
Oh, dear.

1399
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,333
- [parents screaming]
- [dirigible deflating]

1400
01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:14,416
[quacks]

1401
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,083
[deflating continues]

1402
01:14:28,708 --> 01:14:31,250
- [deflating stops]
- [all] Huh.

1403
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,041
Any chance they survived that?

1404
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,416
I don't think so.

1405
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:47,791
[The Cat] <i>Oh, no.
All the determination, imagination.</i>

1406
01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:53,208
<i>Doesn't matter how good you are, does it?
The world can be a pretty cold place.</i>

1407
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,541
We have to stay warm.

1408
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,625
Oh, Tim.

1409
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,750
[gasps] It's frozen.

1410
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:03,208
Definitely frozen.

1411
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:04,809
- [Barnaby A] Hot!
- [Barnaby B] Get the hot.

1412
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,625
[Jane] No! Barnabys! No! Stay together!

1413
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,541
- [gasps]
- Oh, the hot is gone.

1414
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,666
Tim, what do we do now?

1415
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:14,250
[breathing heavily]

1416
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,708
The yarn!

1417
01:15:16,791 --> 01:15:20,000
We followed it up.
We can follow it back down.

1418
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:24,041
- Tim! Come back! Please! We have to...
- [grunting]

1419
01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,125
No! [grunts]

1420
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:38,791
It's hopeless.

1421
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:40,375
[Jane] Come back.

1422
01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:42,291
[Barnabys shivering]

1423
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,416
- [Jane shivering]
- Cold.

1424
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,625
- [both shivering]
- Sweater.

1425
01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,916
No. [breathing heavily]

1426
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,375
[The Cat meowing]

1427
01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:58,333
[shivering] One last what-if.

1428
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,500
[shivering]

1429
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:06,250
[Jane humming]

1430
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,791
- I heard something.
- Me, too.

1431
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:22,375
<i>♪ Through the glass, over the wall ♪</i>

1432
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:23,333
Jane?

1433
01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:27,375
<i>♪ Looking for something new ♪</i>

1434
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,458
[grunting]

1435
01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:32,916
<i>- ♪ Wake from the dream ♪</i>
- [meows]

1436
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,625
<i>♪ Forget about the past ♪</i>

1437
01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:39,125
<i>♪ At the end of the rainbow is you ♪</i>

1438
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,500
[Tim panting]

1439
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:44,708
<i>♪ What's in a name, a familiar refrain? ♪</i>

1440
01:16:44,791 --> 01:16:46,083
[meows]

1441
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:50,875
<i>♪ We all play our roles
In a box full of holes ♪</i>

1442
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,041
Whoa.

1443
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:57,416
<i>♪ When the future is lost
And the lines have been crossed ♪</i>

1444
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:01,791
<i>♪ I know where I will be ♪</i>

1445
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:04,291
[grunting]

1446
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:10,833
<i>♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1447
01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:15,750
<i>♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪</i>

1448
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:21,541
<i>♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪</i>

1449
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:27,833
<i>♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪</i>

1450
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,875
Jane?

1451
01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:35,791
And you.

1452
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,333
And you.

1453
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:41,541
- And you, too, cat.
- [meows]

1454
01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:43,375
[shivers]

1455
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:49,958
[singing]<i> ♪ I choose you ♪</i>

1456
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:56,916
[shivering] Thank you, Jane.

1457
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,375
Thank you.

1458
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:23,000
[sighs] Tragic.

1459
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:27,958
But remember,
this is an old-fashioned story,

1460
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:31,833
and as such,
it can't end like this, can it?

1461
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,083
Whee!

1462
01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:38,291
[squealing and laughing]

1463
01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:39,541
[all yelp]

1464
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,166
[all grunt]

1465
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,166
- [Tim] Ruth?
- [Barnabys gasp]

1466
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:49,041
[Barnaby A] It's a Swiss gyrocopter.

1467
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,434
[Barnaby B] Whoo! There's a can opener!

1468
01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:52,166
That's a corkscrew.

1469
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,708
[Melanoff] Lickety twist!

1470
01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:57,000
- Oh, Skinny Bones.
- Nanny? [yelps]

1471
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:59,500
After all we've been through,
you abandon us? Oh!

1472
01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,708
[muffled] But how did you find us?

1473
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,708
We followed the rainbow into the storm.

1474
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:05,791
Then Ruth heard your jolly jingle.

1475
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,750
- [chuckles]
- [Ruth coos]

1476
01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:11,041
You heard my song? Wow.

1477
01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:13,625
It was beautiful, Jane.

1478
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,708
I'm sure your folks loved it.

1479
01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:18,416
Speaking of folks, where are they?

1480
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,583
I want to tell them
how great their kids are.

1481
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:22,708
They stole our dandy dirigible.

1482
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,416
We have really bad parents.

1483
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,958
You mean had.

1484
01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:28,583
We're orphans. For real.

1485
01:19:28,666 --> 01:19:30,500
- What?
- Oh.

1486
01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:31,625
[Barnaby] No parents.

1487
01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:34,416
- No home.
- No place to go.

1488
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:35,916
We've lost it all.

1489
01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:38,958
But we have each other.

1490
01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:45,708
Look, we sailed a candy dirigible
over an ocean,

1491
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:48,250
climbed the unclimbable.

1492
01:19:48,333 --> 01:19:50,958
- We didn't actually climb.
- I know, but it's a nice speech.

1493
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:55,041
So as long as we stick together,
we'll be okay.

1494
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,500
With or without parents.

1495
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:07,291
[gasps] What if...

1496
01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:09,458
We became a family?

1497
01:20:10,208 --> 01:20:11,666
[both] Hi, Mommy.

1498
01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:16,500
I'm all in! [laughing]

1499
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,875
- Diddly-dee! Same with me!
- [all cheering]

1500
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:24,166
Commander, get us out of here.
It's too cold to be mushy.

1501
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:25,708
Grandy dandy!

1502
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:28,375
[all cheering]

1503
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,250
Why aren't we using the helicopter?

1504
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:34,791
We don't need no helicopters.
We're family.

1505
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:37,375
[all whooping]

1506
01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,875
[The Cat] Okay, it's a bit weird,
all right?

1507
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,083
But we got there in the end.

1508
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:46,000
Determination, imagination, hope.

1509
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:48,625
Told you I know a good story
when I see one.

1510
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:51,291
The best stories
are the hard ones, y'know?

1511
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:58,625
[Tim] Hmm! It's not bushy.

1512
01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:00,916
Still, it is a mustache.

1513
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,434
I think we know
what that means, right, Tim?

1514
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:05,291
[scoffs] We're not doing
the great thing anymore,

1515
01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:06,916
since that happened.

1516
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,708
Mustache.

1517
01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:10,000
[laughing]

1518
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,583
Well, if you ate your oats, Tim...

1519
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,750
[in deep voice]
you'd have hair everywhere.

1520
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,375
Maybe hairless Tim wants something new.

1521
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,291
I call it Melanoff meatloaf!

1522
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,500
[all] Ooh.

1523
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:21,583
[Tim yelps]

1524
01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:22,767
- Ruth.
- [Nanny] Oh, no, no.

1525
01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,333
- [Melanoff] Ugh. Oh.
- [Jane] Ugh!

1526
01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:28,750
[laughs] Look, Tim.
Ruth has a meat mustache.

1527
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,708
[Tim sighs]

1528
01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:30,916
[Ruth] Willoughby.

1529
01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:33,333
[all laughing]

1530
01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:37,333
Look at them,
a perfectly imperfect family.

1531
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:40,291
And while they didn't get
everything they wanted...

1532
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:41,500
[Tim] Here we go!

1533
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,333
[The Cat]<i>...they got what they needed.</i>

1534
01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:46,375
<i>I guess we all need love. Even me.</i>

1535
01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:47,916
[all laughing]

1536
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,666
[Jane] I love my mustache!

1537
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:52,958
[The Cat] See?
They all lived happily ever after.

1538
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:57,333
Which is more than I can say for...
you know.

1539
01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:12,791
Oh, mushy buns,
I do love seeing the world with you.

1540
01:22:12,875 --> 01:22:14,583
Even the wet bits.

1541
01:22:14,666 --> 01:22:15,833
[laughs]

1542
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:19,666
Nothing will stop us
from adventuring, Mother. [giggles]

1543
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,375
[purring]

1544
01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:25,583
[narrator]<i> Oh, dear.</i>

1545
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,333
["I Choose" playing]

1546
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:41,500
<i>♪ All of my life, I thought I was right ♪</i>

1547
01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:46,541
<i>♪ Looking for something new ♪</i>

1548
01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:51,708
<i>♪ Stuck in my ways
Like old-fashioned days ♪</i>

1549
01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:57,000
<i>♪ But all the roads led me to you ♪</i>

1550
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:02,250
<i>♪ The house that you live in
Don't make it a home ♪</i>

1551
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:07,541
<i>♪ But feeling lonely
Don't mean you're alone ♪</i>

1552
01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:12,458
<i>♪ People in life
They will come and they'll leave ♪</i>

1553
01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:19,500
<i>♪ But if I had a choice
I know where I would be ♪</i>

1554
01:23:21,291 --> 01:23:26,541
<i>♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1555
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:31,833
<i>♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪</i>

1556
01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:37,291
<i>♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪</i>

1557
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:44,083
<i>♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪</i>

1558
01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:49,166
<i>♪ Now I found the strength
To make a change ♪</i>

1559
01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:54,333
<i>♪ And look at the magic I found ♪</i>

1560
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:59,666
<i>♪ No matter the name
Or where you came from ♪</i>

1561
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:04,541
<i>♪ There's no one that's much figured out ♪</i>

1562
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:10,125
<i>♪ The house that you live in
Don't make it a home ♪</i>

1563
01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:15,208
<i>♪ But feeling lonely
Don't mean you're alone ♪</i>

1564
01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:20,458
<i>♪ I finally found where I feel I belong ♪</i>

1565
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:27,458
<i>♪ And I know you'll be there
With wide open arms ♪</i>

1566
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:34,625
<i>♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1567
01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:39,458
<i>♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪</i>

1568
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:45,166
<i>♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪</i>

1569
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:51,916
<i>♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪</i>

1570
01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:02,000
<i>♪ I choose you ♪</i>

1571
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:16,375
<i>♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1572
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:21,291
<i>♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪</i>

1573
01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:26,416
<i>♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪</i>

1574
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:31,583
<i>♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪</i>

1575
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:37,250
<i>♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪</i>

1576
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:43,666
<i>♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪</i>

1577
01:25:45,041 --> 01:25:48,958
<i>♪ Oh, I choose you ♪</i>

1578
01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:59,750
<i>♪ I choose you ♪</i>

1579
01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:16,666
[licking]

1580
01:30:28,458 --> 01:30:31,333
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

1581
01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:36,125
What? Don't look at me like that.