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- lotueater, November 23, 2012; 10:29 / FB 6917
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- THE ONLY WAY
- >'BIG POOPIES, BIG POOPIES COME!'
- >So, it's time
- >Your special friend, a purple mare called Violet is laying on her back
- >Your babies will be here soon!
- >You are Ceasar, a dark red unicorn stallion
- >She is a pegasus
- >Both of you are members of a feral herd
- >You've joined the herd after being abandoned by your owner
- >You are a smart fluffy, in fact you are smarter than your's herd smarty - the greens stallion named Melon
- >At least he's smart enough to listen when you give him advice
- >Thanks to that, your herd had better luck than many other
- >You never threaten humans, you rather ask for nummies and a place to sleep
- >It gives much better results
- >Hey, you're experienced, you've met many humans
- >But now you have other things on your mind
- >Violet is having babies!
- >They will be your first
- >It's also her first litter, so she's a bit scared
- >You hug her gently
- >'Aww be gud Viowet! Twy to push babbehs out'
- >She does what you tell her
- >Something plops out of her
- >"Babbeh? Babbeh hewe!?'
- >You gently pick up the baby with your soft teeth and put it on Violet's belly
- >She licks it clean
- >'Gud babbeh! Wuv babbeh!'
- >A pink pegasus
- >It's lovely
- >It quickly finds Violet's teats and start sucking
- >'Gud babbeh, haf miwkies!' Violet says happily
- >'Oh-oh! Mowe big poopies!'
- >After a few pushes, another foal is born
- >This time it's an unicorn, it's fluff has the same colour as Violet's
- >'Wuv babbeh!' she says.
- >You are so happy!
- >Two beautiful babies, and both are healthy
- >'OWIEES! VEWY BIG POOPIES! HUWT TUMMEH!'
- >On no, is something wrong!?
- >'VIOWET HAB HUWTIES!? CESAW HEWP!'
- >You set your hooves on her tummy and gently push
- >She pushes too, one time, another one, once more
- >*Plop*
- >'Yay! Babbeh come out! Viowet be otay? Nu huwties?' you ask
- >'Nu huwties Cesaw! Fank fow hewp! Fwuffy wuv yoo!'
- >She's so cute
- >'Nao Cesaw gib babbeh'
- >You give her the baby, it's larger than the other two
- >She licks it
- >'DIS BAD BABBEH! NU WAN!'
- >'What? Why?
- >'Wat wiff babbeh? Wa babbeh bad!?' you ask
- >'Dis mustah babbeh!'
- >You look at it
- >It's fluff has a dark red colour, just like yours
- >It has little wingies
- >And a tiny horn
- >An alicorn! Back when you lived with daddy he told you about them
- >They are big, smart and strong but very rare
- >Daddy said, it's because stupid fluffies are afraid of them and leave them
- >Or worse, they give them owiees and longest sleepies
- >Now you are a daddy yourself
- >You have to save it, it's a good fluffy!
- >'It nu munstah. It pwetty babbeh!
- >Viowet wook. It haff wingies, hown, an fwuff wike daddeh!'
- >'Nu pwetty! Nu gud! Gud babbeh haf wingies ow hown, nu aww dat!'
- >'Viowet nu gif miwkies to bad babbeh!'
- >"Pweese wuv babbeh, gif miwkies!'
- >'Nu. Dis babbeh dummeh munsta!'
- >That's no use, you can't convince her
- >Stupid Violet! You Want to give her big owwies!
- >No. She's the mother of your babies. You can't hurt her.
- >You are a smart fluffy. Why can't you thing of anything?
- >The baby is lying on the ground, chirping sadly
- >If it won't get milk it will die soon
- >Damn Violet. She's accepted the unicorn and pegasus, why won't she give love to alicorn too?
- >Wait
- >You know that to do now.
- >The thought of it brings tears to your eyes, but you have to do it
- >Its' the only way to save your baby
- >You come close to it
- >And whisper 'Daddeh wuv babbeh. Aww be gud. Nu cwy.'
- >'Daddeh sowwy' you whisper
- >You hug the baby
- >And then you bite the foal's wings
- >Hard
- >And pull them
- >The baby starts crying
- >Just a little bit more
- >*rrrrip*
- >it's done
- >you spit out the little fluffy wings and lick the foal's wounds
- >Luckily there's not much blood
- >The foal is still crying from hunger and pain
- >You quicky bing it to Violet
- >'Viowet, wook! Babbeh is gud babbeh nao!'
- >'Babbeh nu haf wingies, haf hown. Dis gud babbeh, mummeh wuv you, gif miwkies!'
- >It worked!
- >It's a shame Violet is so stupid. You had to mutilate your baby to make her accept the foal.
- >But if you didn't take it's wingies, the foal would die.
- >After first feeding, you put the foals on Violet's back and you go both go to the rest of the herd
- >All fluffies are now babbling about your foals, how pretty and sweet they are
- >Melon checks them out
- >If he would find a foal with any axtraoridinary features, he would declare it to be a bad baby
- >He looks at the baby alicorn
- >'Big babbeh! Smawty wike! Babbe gwow big, stwong and smawt'
- >'Aww babbehs gud! Fwuffies, gif wov to babbehs an huggies for Viowet an Ceasaw!'
- >The other fluffies hug you and your special friend
- >It's a success
- >Although it's taste is bitter, because of what you had to do
- >But you are sure of one thing
- >Someday, the red baby will grow
- >Big, strong and smart
- >Thanks to what you did
- >Yes, it was the only way
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